Thread 513887180

Is it appropriate for a man to pee sitting down?

>>513887180 (OP)
Only when your moms face is the toilet

Why do you keep posting this garbage?

is it appropriate to eat babies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

>>513887180 (OP)
if i wake up with a raging boner i do NOT feel like pressing down super hard the entire time i have to piss. plus i can jet it out of my cock much faster in the seated position, be done, and go back to bed. Even doing this, the piss can still last upwards of 30s.

>>513887180 (OP)
>No mess
>I get to sit for a minute
>my dick goes in the water only if I poop and get a boner
A thread died so we could talk about poop and pee?

>>513887180 (OP)
Are you planning to shit also? Is shitting a possibility?

>>513887180 (OP)
>appropriate for a man to pee sitting down

Only if you're white

It is always appropriate to sit and pee on the heads of OP and other people who are posting such threads.

>>513887180 (OP)
That’s what the Jews want you to think.

>>513887180 (OP)
Memeflag = Jeet

>>513887180 (OP)

I would love to be that toilet. She could totally use my face as a toilet

>>513887180 (OP)
At home where I have to clean my piss stains myself: sit down to pee
Anywhere else: stand

>>513887180 (OP)
do transwomen pee standing down?

>>513887180 (OP)
Yes, if he is malingering on company time and using the internet instead of being productive. OP, it's the age of the smartphone, wake up

>>513887352
/thread

if there's a 60% chance of having to shit, i'm sitting to piss and see what happens.

>>513887585
jews worship messy degeneracy so they like dirty toilets

>>513887180 (OP)
No. Supposedly german men pee like than. Their toilets are built wrong or something. They're built for poo smelling and pee splashing.

>>513887340
You get poop boners? Kinda gay desu

I believe a man can do whatever the fuck he wants.
It’s women who don’t have a choice.

>>513887180 (OP)
If you are taking a shit then yes. if not no because then how are you supposed to piss all over the seat for your wife or GF to clean up later?

>>513887669
Or if you're eating a sandwich

>>513887180 (OP)
Its only appropriate to stand if your the one cleaning in and around the toilet

>>513887180 (OP)
real men never pee.

>>513887180 (OP)
Use your sink as a urinal. It will change your life. Women praise me for always remembering to put down the seat and never pissing on the bowl. Little do they know.

>>513887180 (OP)
Only pee sitting down if your too lazy to clean up after yourself if you mess up.
Leave the toilet clean for the next person.

For a few months I was covering a cleaning run at a hospital that took me into the power station where all the maintenance guys worked. Their bathroom was the worst, urine all over the outside of the bowl and along the side, and built up on the floor next to it. The entire 3x3 space stank because of it. It was like this every second or third night I worked there. To note, they were all middle-aged white men, and one of the consoles had an internet browser with "Breitbart News" in the favorites bar.

I can only assume that one of the guys has some kind of hand-eye coordination problem or something, or maybe something's going on his his junk. Whatever. What gets me is the thought process that has to go on in heads of these guys to cause this to go on. Either the guy refuses to piss sitting down and the other are sympathetic, or being around a man who sits down to piss bothers them out more than having a bathroom that just reeks of piss.

I lived it, you knuckleheads. No one can tell me that fragile masculinity isn't real.

>>513887180 (OP)
FACT:

PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS.

>>513888906
in the BALLS

>>513887180 (OP)
when I half-awake at 4 a.m. with my bladder full I'm fucking going to sit down and pee while and fuck your opinions about it