Thread 513901005

>reject science
>die
This is natural selection.
Nothing of value was lost.

https://nypost.com/2025/07/30/health/23-year-old-dies-after-rejecting-chemo-for-coffee-enemas/?dicbo=v2-QvmFVfR

>>513901005 (OP)
I would help give her enemas

>>513901005 (OP)
>kike rag lies about real cancer treatment to help their uncle moshe sell more poison

>>513901126
>anon, my cancer is metastasizing. Could you put on a pot of dark roast?

>>513901005 (OP)
Modern (((healthcare))) is designed to keep you sick. Cancer treatments just prolong your life a bit, they don't cure anything. Perhaps she wanted to live on her own terms instead of spending a few years miserable while the industry drains every possible cent out of her before just dying anyways.

>>513901005 (OP)
shat like a lawn sprinkler

>>513901495
The kind of cancer she had has an 82% survival rate with treatment.

>>513901005 (OP)
I would help her punp that coffee deeper with my dick

>>513901656
>5 year survival
It was also on her heart.

>>513901005 (OP)
Don't act like half the niggers in this board wouldn't take dog dewormer over chemo if some rando wrote a long enough post about it.

>>513901735
She got AIDS related cancer by contracting HIV from having sex with niggers.

>>513901361
Yet she looked so thin!

>>513901005 (OP)
so I'm no health-geek by any stretch, but is there really that much of a difference between coffee and regular saline going up the chute like that?

What kind of enema is safe for constipation and won't give you cancer?

no refunds

>>513901005 (OP)
>she should have let pharma Jews bankrupt her before killing her with literal poison so she could live in near death conditions for another miserable year.

>>513902878
play stupid games win stupid prizes

>>513901005 (OP)
Five a day damn you thing the caffeine content straight through her ass would have killed her

>>513901005 (OP)
NaClO2

>>513901005 (OP)
>reject science
>die

She sounds about as retarded as Steve Jobs
What fucking idiot that guy was

>>513905068
*Think*

No Refunds.

>>513901495
>Cancer treatments just prolong your life a bit, they don't cure anything
No shit retard. If you know of an actual cure, we're all ears.

>>513901966
This. My dad died because he wouldn’t take cholesterols meds and took garlic instead. Too bad the retard reproduced

>>513901005 (OP)
Putting black things in your ass is never good for you.

>>513901656
Not if it killed her in only a few years.

>>513901735
What did he mean by this?

>>513901005 (OP)

Coffee enemas are amazing. They balance your hormones and electrolytes and you sleep wayyyy better

>>513901005 (OP)
why do some people put coffee inside their ass. Thats like one of the most bizarre behaviors i can think of

>>513902768
olive oil

>>513901005 (OP)
Who cares. Chemo is not a curative treatment. It only delays the inevitable.
Since it can't kill 100% of cancer cells, natural selection happens and your tumor eventually becomes resistant to it. It's just a matter of time.
If you're at a stage where chemo is your only treatment, you should already write your will.

>>513905622
It helps detox the liver and makes you clean out your large intestine which makes you sleep better

>>513905268
That mistake can still be rectified.

>>513905697
That's just bullshit. My sister had chemo in 1997.

>>513901005 (OP)
fucking kek imagine dying like that

>>513901126
I could've given her sperm enemas with my dick

>>513901005 (OP)
You think you are REPRODUCING after chemo or radiation??!?!? You truly are the height of fuck-me-in-the-ass idiocy, ain't cha?

>>513906194
Wha-
You mean your own sperm?
I know you said your dick but are you -
I dont see how--as an enema?
I dont think any of this has a medical basis to it

>>513901656
>chatGPT hallucinations
kill yourself

>>513905994
And your sister is one of the very few exceptions.
But for the vast majority of people, chemo only delays cancer growth. It only buys time, before the cancer cells eventually become resistant and grow back.
So again, if chemo is your only treatment, you have a very high chance of dying within the next 5 years.

>>513901005 (OP)
Chemotherapy is an awful experience, so I don't blame her of being afraid of it. She is stupid for rejecting it though, she is young and has reasons to live. What a shame...

>>513901005 (OP)
>5 coffee enemas a day
at that point it wasnt about health she was just doing it because she wanted stuff squirted up her butthole

>>513906637
No, she isn't.

>>513906637
my 80 year old grandmother had chemo 10 years ago and just this year got told she could go a year in between checkups from now on instead of every 6 months

like, what you're saying is technically true, that you're forever awaiting a resurgence, but trying to put a blanket timeframe on longevity is fucking retarded considering how many different cancers there are

Just imagine how many /pol/ fags have probably died for not believing in science....

>>513901005 (OP)
>Coffee enema
This is why other civilizations want nothing to do with us.

>>513906637
This is correct, but unfortunately in some scenarios it is the only thing that can be done to a patient in an effort to extend their life.
Say, do you follow medical news, because if so, I would like to discuss some of the potential breakthroughs in the field.

>>513901005 (OP)
>23, needs chemo
she was fucking dead anyway m8

>>513906733
i went through it for pancreas. they took a chunk of it too. my hair grew back after i was off it, but yeah it makes you feel like shit..

>>513907298
>jew lies

>>513907335
Was that recent? How are you holding up?

>>513901656
>The kind of cancer she had has an 82% survival rate with treatment.

5 years survival, now look at 10 and 20 years.

>>513901005 (OP)

She used black coffee, thats why it didnt work. Should have used frappucino coffee instead. An italian told me this so it is true, thats what they use in Italy.

>>513901005 (OP)
>die young as a consequence of being born in a jewed society
>let jews torture you to death
her 2 options, OP

>>513907501
So she would have doubled her adult life. That's nothing to scoff at.

>>513905780
ok? can you find a less bizarre way of doing it?
i think you people just like to put thing on your ass

>>513907680
>She used black coffee
BUILT FOR BIG BLACK COFFEE ENEMAS

>>513907748
presumably you rinse out your mouth a couple times a day minimum. why wouldnt you also rinse the exit once in a while? maybe people wouldnt get so much butt cancer if they practiced some hygiene

>>513907501
Similar story with the vaxxies and their "mild" myocarditis, sad.

>>513906450
Dr. Chud here. I perform such procedures on a daily basis. Only on men, though. It's truly a miracle of science and innovation.

>>513901005 (OP)
Like hot coffee or cold coffee?

>>513901005 (OP)
refusing chemo had nothing to do with it

>>513905780
cant you just drink the coffe tho with a laxative so you shit it out?

>>513907453
5 years ago. i had t1 diabetes already so pancreas was already fucked. all that changed is gerd.it was growth in center of pancreas so i didnt need the liver reattachment whipple procedure which fucks you up.

>>513908558
I hope you are well.

>coffee enema
usecase?

>>513908016
this is why baths are better than showers. The water creeps up there.

>>513901005 (OP)
God gave her cancer
She died of cancer
God's will be done
Blessed be the name of the Lord

>>513908016
the body knows what its doing, it doesnt need you putting stuff in the ass. Animals live healthy lives without doing any of that shit, so why would you? We are mammals too

i think this is like those prostate exams, like a joke played on the modern man. Convinced to put coffee in your ass, and the doctors fingers too LMAO. Fucking clowns the lot of you, what would your ancestors think? yea fucking ridiculous

>>513905558
>Coffee enema
Are you a) girl and b) receiving anal?
I am asking to see if this is how you discovered coffee enemas, and c) of we can find out who was plowing her ass

>>513901005 (OP)
>>513901361
>bipedal vaginoid
>be not completely retarded for 8 seconds
impossible

>>513901495
Objectively false, you faggot nigger schizo freak.

My mom had breast cancer, they diagnosed her exact type and kind via DNA and a specific regiment of chemo known to work for her exact cancer wiped it out.
She's been free from breast cancer for 10+ years.

>>513905208
There is no one "cancer", it's a cellular defect within a specific kind of cell and it varies in speed, location, propensity to spread.
Chemo, radiation therapy, surgery work for many cancers.
And now JAK2 inhibitor based medications, and immunotherapies are all coming online.

>>513907501
She most likely would have lived had she pursued conventional treatment for her cancer and assuming she was able to tolerate it.

>>513902750
For some people coffee is a laxative, so shooting up the asshole makes the person shart harder.
That's the whole concept; the health benefit bullshit is because most people are so fucking retarded and so uneducated about medicine yet so desperate for something they can comprehend that charlatans use things people can understand (coffee, enemas) to trick them.

>>513901005 (OP)
imagine if we posted the opposite?
>23 year old who died of cancer after refusing coffee enemas had multiple chemo treatments a month.

>>513901656
I had relatives with cancer and I tell you the survival chanches are a little misleading

Usually you have to read them this way:

>the cure probably is going to work the first time (especially if you are young, 60+ probably not), but in the next 10 years probably its going to return more powerful and with resistence to the cure that saved you the first time

I mean, for someone is desiderable, but still a lot of cures just give you a decade at best, usually less

>>513909681
that's how majority deaths of it go

>>513901005 (OP)
>defending MDs and big pharma
Kill yourself

>>513909588
well I heard that if you have sex with a butt that you can get salmonella inside your pee hole and your dick can fall off

>>513909627
Kill yourself

>>513909681
>imagine if we posted the opposite?
Ok
>23 year old who died of cancer after refusing coffee enemas had multiple chemo treatments a month.
Try again

>>513901005 (OP)
chemo is hell though, i think i would try other stuff too

>>513901126
>>513901005 (OP)
Are they saying she got cancer from coffee butt or that she tried to treat it with coffee butt?

>>513901005 (OP)
Conceptualize the aroma. Jk RIP, she was hot and built4BBC

>>513901005 (OP)
>this vegan died from cancer
>meaning covid was totally real

this is how kikes operate
try to tie random shit together
also for sure she would survive if only she took 2 more boosters

>>513909627
Die in a fire, filth.

Totalbiscuit did chemo
Probably spent a million+
Now what?

>>513910177
The guy in front
>nooo Mr Putin i’ll save you haha

>>513910071
Wouldn't that only be bad for oral?

>>513909405
I have a woman urologist who's pretty cute and a few years younger than me(I'm 39). I was having some bladder issues so she wanted to checky prostate. Blew probably biggest load of my life. She laughed and said it happens all the time because I was a bit surprised how quick I erupted. Also cause I suddenly said pretty loudly OH SHIT I'M GONNA CUM. I hope everyone in the office heard it. Kek.

>>513901005 (OP)
We need a mRNA cancer vaccine the makes the immune system target cancer cells.

>>513901005 (OP)
The only protection you need against pandemics and diseases is a picture of Jesus

The government should of shown us photos of Jesus while reciting Hail Marys on TV and over the radio for CO-VID 19. Should of been billboards and bus ads about Christ fighting CO-VID 19

>>513905780
just take a spoonful of charcoal before bed
does the same thing as coffee enema, but more effective and less weird

>>513909405
Liver tries to shit out toxins through your gut, but a lot of them get reabsorbed and re-enter the bloodstream. Coffee enema helps with this, but there are more effective solutions like soluble fiber (beans, oats, apple, etc), and charcoal. Charcoal is the king of this though.

That itself sounds miserable even without cancer. Not only the shoving liquid up your ass multiple times a day but the fact that even if caffine is absorbed 3.5 times less than by drinking like research evidently says the sheer amount of coffee involved would result in between 3-6 cups of coffee worth of caffine being absorbed into blood stream by the intestines every single day, depending on the size of the enema. All that caffine alone probably killed her faster by messing sleep, heart rate, stress levels, vasodilation/constriction, metabolism, appetite, and water retention. Even a mild stimulate drug like caffine still fucking sucks in excess.

>>513910969
ok cant they do it with like.. hot water? why does it have to be coffee, the thing that stains like a motherfucker everything it touches? i wonder what your intenstines look like after those enemas lmao

>>513910225
Yeah, anons itt don't know. I won't judge her choice she was certainly better off chemo. I wouldn't do it too since I don't have kids, no reason prolonging suffering.