Thread 513901634

Time to put the ufo toys away. The paper is out and it’s a comet.

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2508.15469

>>513901634 (OP)
We know mick

>>513901634 (OP)
It's aliens hiding inside a comet for stealth.

>>513901634 (OP)
Comets don't have headlights, nigga'.

>>513902702
Read the paper tard

>>513903093
>muh ink on paper
Lmao. It's ayys. You're just afraid of the truth. Pussy.

>>513901634 (OP)
I'm sticking with Hebrew University of Jerusalem-educated former IDF Harvard scientist Avi Loeb's theory that it's aliens.

>>513904431
Aliens live rent-free in your putrid goybrain.

>>513901634 (OP)
>https://arxiv.org/pdf/2508.15469
so the bugs hurled some rocks at us?

>>513905152
Boock bock boooock bock bock

>>513901634 (OP)
I don't care if its a frozen chunk of space whale shit it NEEDS to hit my house and free me from this hell.

>>513905479
The earth is flat and stationary with a dome. Comets don't exist. You will live a long and prosperous life.

https://youtu.be/m7ZpvLu_tFE
https://youtu.be/0514L2QwOBE
https://youtu.be/lKg-yn86zp4
https://youtu.be/p-BFmn2S_jU
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https://youtu.be/mcLwr86emds
https://youtu.be/U_bJYXS9p4A
https://youtu.be/JOqc63Pp9OA
https://odysee.com/@probablyalexandra:6/an-inconvenient-history:b
https://youtu.be/X-w8acuxF6w
https://youtu.be/nGLJ5XJP3uE
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https://youtu.be/lMhheDWThxE
https://youtu.be/hG_sv5SWi3Y?t=507
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https://youtu.be/d_h5tupEdn8
https://youtu.be/jDKfJROVHJE
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https://youtu.be/Qse5Jc8jgSk
https://youtu.be/zMAa5Ir7IHU

>>513901634 (OP)
Alright, then do two things for me, if it is just a comet.

1. Release the JWST August 6th data, this is a taxpayer funded telescope.
2. Stop looking at it.

^

Scientists won't adhere to either of these things, that would be trivial requests if this were just a comet.

>>513901634 (OP)
If this dude saw an alien fucking itself with a lightsaber in the middle of the street in broad daylight he would have some sort of explanation to debonk it

>>513901634 (OP)
>Avi Loeb
>Israeli
The only details I needed to know about this to know it was bullshit. A better thing to ponder is what are they planning?

>>513907732
>Release the JWST August 6th data, this is a taxpayer funded telescope.
There’s a mandatory embargo on JWST data. Not just for the atlas comets but for anything that it looks at. You would know this if you spent more than 5 seconds to research.

>>513908148
Nothing. Avi Loeb is just a grifter trying to sell books.

This shit flopped so hard, so many e-celebs hollerin' about it, hundreds of people were likely reached with this amazing adventure saga of a sci-fi ALIENS story! Money well spent.

>>513901634 (OP)
Its still very unusual for a comet, which means we need to look closer at it, not ignore it. but the "scientists" wont release much info to the public, which is unusual by itself.

>>513901993
I saw maximum overdrive.

>>513910200
And Night of the Comet

>>513901634 (OP)
It's fucking space jews

>>513909838
I know most of this reinforcement of nihilism is futile
If anything it shows governments should be more willing to strip space agencies of their funding for "failure to produce anything of value"

>>513901634 (OP)
THIS vid(picrel) was just released by a guy who works at Hubbell Telescope.

THEY are cumming !!!

>>513901634 (OP)
modern science really be like
>we have predicted this white dot is actually african american aliens that are also hostile and want to kill us all and also they speak wakandan
and then like a day goes by and they say oh nvm its just a comet

>>513910693
Personally I view all scientific progress past the 1990s as inherently meaningless

>>513910810
right the time after when you were a kid and things still felt credible

>>513910876
It's also after that point that most scientists presented in media became either sociopaths or eccentrics

>>513911037
speaking of eccentric scientists
remember when they said pluto was no longer a planet because its orbit intersected with another planet
fuckin niel degrasse tyson said that
and i always though to myself "that sounds incredibly fucking arbitrary"

>>513911183
A couple years ago I saw they were testing the waters in media articles of pushing the idea of "intellectual colonialism" (hard science benefitting inherently "white" ideas by default) as a way of forcing le science to accept more outlandish concepts

>>513911665
u gotta dumb that down for me a bit idk wtf ur talking about

>>513911832
They were testing out the idea of science being racist because all research must obey the intellectual ideals of Christian White academics who require all their results to help manifest their vision of Earth as Heaven

>>513911933
so what they want to secularize science or something
or do they want to disavow anything traditional and try to claim scientifically that the world is trans or something
like for instance i see a lot of feminists misinterpret a scientific finding that "women mature faster than men"
in reality what this means is women start and finish puberty before men on average, but they extrapolate that to mean women are smarter than men when that's just not the case

>>513912173
They want to claim skepticism is racist while removing religious elements from science

>>513901634 (OP)
People hate him but I love him for using facts and logic

>>513905479
Did you purpose-build your house to the highly specific, low-tolerance, extremely stringent specifications for BCC?

I think it's cosmonauts that were launched in the 60's but something went wrong and they just never said anything.

>>513901634 (OP)
>>513901739
I had never seen this fags face up close before, but holy shit the ears below the eyes thing screams for an edit or a redacted Early Life section. Thankfully, there's a team lead by a childless spinster egomaniac called the Guerilla Skeptics and they control the edits. If Anon needs sauce, ask as I submit this post and go dig up some vids.

>>513907732
This Anon:
>>513909838
is correct, there is a 1 year hold-n-study period where glowies edit out compromising lights and astronmers pore over stuff they want to name after themselves. The Early Release data is pushed down to 3 months if there's a scientific demand forbthe data.
>we will get to see August pics in November
>we have to wait until 20fucking26 to October and November pics
it's fucking over. These threads are meant to cry wolf and burn out legitimately interested Anons.