Thread 513919613

humiliation ritual

>>513919613 (OP)
You guys are so weak. The only humiliation is playing their game when you don't have to. Play your own game, and you win every single time.

>>513919613 (OP)
What kind of fag enters facing that direction? Your 2 peen’s will touch like door stops and then you’re grinding your ass on the chick?

The other way is better, your peen on vagine. Yes the guys dick will be behind you but just clench your buttcheeks tight

I'd get a stiffy then rub my dick on her pussy but then it would mean a dude is rubbing his cock on my cheeks. I'm so fucking confused. I wouldn't go there. No straight self respecting heterosexual male would partake in that faggot bullshit.

>>513919811
kek true. Although giving his ass to the Asian is gay too.

>>513919811
Dubs, Walk in straight and shoulder check ‘em

>>513919811
They like it when you clench it when he's in there. Faggot detected. Suck the cum from my cock with your bussy faggot

>>513919613 (OP)
I'd rather face Chang, honestly.

>>513919613 (OP)
lmao this image never fails to crack me up, such a dilemma

>>513919613 (OP)
Id walk past facing the women and shove my thumb up her ass as I walked by.

>>513919613 (OP)
Replace the fucking chink faggot with another slut and it's no longer a humiliation ritual.

>>513919811
>checked
This. It is gay either way you take, but this is by far the gayer of the two options.

>>513919690
yes
slit throats

>>513919852
what if there are 10/10 sluts who will suck you off all night inside? you just gotta go through the faggot door

>>513919613 (OP)
Just grab his dick on the way through.

>>513919613 (OP)
>decides to face the chink instead of the woman

You turn your palms out wiggle your fingers and walk in straight like a real man

>>513919613 (OP)
Rape both, then enter. EZ.

>>513919984
Such a thought experiment is pointless because we all know they don't want to offer such good rewards. Making the reward as small as possible is part of the humiliation

>>513919811
>>513919914
It's a chink
There's no dilemma
His weiner ain't even gonna touch you unless you're a fatass

>>513919978
Calm down federale, he meant walking facing forward as you shove them out of your way.

>>513919613 (OP)
in the future all workspaces will have this ritual where you have to squeeze past multiple naked pajeets, every single day, when you enter your office building.

>>513919811
>not walking on your hands and twisting your hips both ways to rip a fat fart you've been holding in directly into both if their faces
ngmi

>>513920118
hey man you never know, maybe he's hung af, the rare exception
>>513920088
just imagine for a second ok ?? kek

>>513919811
your butt to dick is gayer

>>513920230
not if you walk in tip toes, then his dick is like on your legs not your ass.
There, i solved it

>>513919613 (OP)
correct move push the chink and slap the bitch's tit whilst doing a vince mcmahon walk

n8m8m

>>513920348
What if his cock goes in my mouth?

>>513919613 (OP)
imagine a chance to graze against pussy and fat titties and you turn to george tkai over here

>>513919811
Nah man rubbing your ass against the dudes ass i way gayer

Why doesn't he have a boner standing in front of that chick

>>513919613 (OP)
If you face the woman, you have to grind your ass against Chang's dick
If you face the Chang, it's still kinda gay and you miss the titties.
Decisions, decisions...

>>513920469
Also if he did you'd have to push it down like a turnstile to get through lol

>>513920224
>hey man you never know, maybe he's hung af, the rare exception

Then I'd still face the woman
I'd rather have his dick rub against my clothed ass than feel it come in contact with my own dick

>>513919889
It's wild how many guys will call ME a faggot while THEY ARE FUCKING MY ASS. Like, bruh, you could quite literally fuck a woman's ass and it would feel the exact same but you wouldn't carry the shame of being a closeted adult homosexual, whereas I can't really get my prostate stimulate by a woman so I kinda have to be gay.

>>513920043
>facing the dude for the sole purpose of denying the woman attention
i kneel

>>513920401
its only gay if you like it

>>513920560
Good point

>>513920513
you sure about that? kek

>>513919613 (OP)
I shove through like they’re a pair of swinging saloon doors

I crouch and pass facing the woman
It's not gay if the gook's dick touch the back of my head instead of my ass

>>513919613 (OP)
Wear clothes made of sandpaper
>captcha: NO POX

>>513920818
You wanna feel his cock on your neck don't you? Just turn around and suck him off at this point.

>>513920818
if a dick touches you wherever its gay
but only if you like it so yeah this whole thing's retarded basically kek

>>513920230
it's an azun
his dick would still be closer to his butthole than mine
the cunt is fat and ugly, though

>>513919888
Witnessed.

It'd be funny if the dude got a boner while standing there

>>513919613 (OP)
It is a gay test

>>513920028
how many scoops biden get? damn

>>513921103
dont know but he sure got big tits lmao

>>513919613 (OP)
Is anyone forcing them to go there? Anyone who attends a modern art exhibition is already gay anyway

>>513919613 (OP)
The only real answer here is to enter facing the roastie, grab her fat tits and throw your ass back at the Chang while moaning like a bitch in heat. If they call me a pervert, they are the ones forcing me to squeeze past their naked ass.

>>513919613 (OP)
either a sword fight or anal. gay either way.

>>513919613 (OP)
"Haha, how ya doin' buddy? Yeah this is fun and silly!"
How would the artist recover?

>>513921185
Yeah noticed that too
Like thats a a straight up boob

>>513920469
Because he is not 12

>>513921247
My thoughts as well

>>513919811
Dick facing dick displays comradery. It's like a salute

Giving your ass to a dick is submissive and deeply homosexual

>>513921425
yeah its uncanny weird, like the rest is absolutely a man but he's got tits like a woman? the fuck do these guys eat?

>>513921522
the spanish people know this stuff to a T, i would listen to him

>>513919811
Nah, least gay is crawling on the floor between them. All the way down, balls and chest to the floor. All you see is their feet and ankles at most, no rubbing the other guy's dick with any part of your body.

>>513921756
Pancakes sprinkled with crushed up birth contol would be my guess

>>513921756
He's probably working on it and has tried a lot of stuff already and you guys are just making him feel bad

>>513922075
he's the one who chose to display his tits to the whole world lmao

>>513919613 (OP)
Just grab her pussy. She'll go away. Grab the guy's dick too, I mean why not?

>>513921439
Someone was telling me once about an experience they had at their Brazilian Jujitsu dojo/gym/whatever that there was this like 13 or 14 year old kid and this crazy hot 10/10 trophy wife milf. Well the instructor pairs them up, and the boy looks nervous but starts doing whatever practice routine they're instructed to do.
She starts screaming "He has an erection he has an erection!!!" at some point into it. Kid gets all red and of course everyone is looking at them. He doesn't know what to do, the lady is still screaming like some mangled rat is running around. A few guys try to calm her down and tell the kid it's fine and it happens or something. He said he never came back after that. Must have one of the longest 3-4 minutes of that guy's life to date lol

>>513921865
That makes you look like some weird groveling slave entertainment more than anything. How is that the best option in your mind?

>>513919888
Checked and based, fuck both to assert dominance.
Checkem

>>513922210
damn that bitch was a retard, i mean what the fuck did she expect lol and making a scene out of it too

>>513921756
It's so severe I wonder if he's just some weird half-commited tranny and they're implants. That or he had eaten a lot of söysauce and tofu as an adolescent. Option 1 seems more likely with that haircut though

>>513922492
nah its just man boobs, i guess they get that bad with asians. I mean their women got like the biggest tits on earth

>>513919811
its gayer to take it up the ass then have your dicks touch
thought you guys knew this....

>>513919690
Wise words you got their anon. Hope you dont mind if I just..... take it!!!

>>513919888
Checked and based,

>>513919613 (OP)
What am I looking at here? Is this from some porno? Some actual humiliation ritual that happened somewhere? What the fuck is this gay shit?

>>513919613 (OP)
No way an American would fit through that.

>>513919613 (OP)
Fixed it

>>513922884
"art"

>>513919888
power move, cheked

>>513923066
kek

>>513919613 (OP)
The obvious solution is to cartwheel in while facing the woman while simultaneously cropdusting the dude at the apex of the maneuver.

>>513922614
>asian women
>biggest tits on earth
Wtf man? You think Hitomi Tanaka represents an average asian woman?

>>513919613 (OP)
Post the better one op. I have collection of images of older imponderabilia performances.

>>513919984
Argies flag.

>>513919613 (OP)
I'd stop in between them and start a 5 minutes long phone call.

>>513923666
idk man i live through memes ok? havent seen every single asian woman and neither have you lol
Now that i think of it its probably nordic women vs jewesses for the biggest milk trucks contest

>>513919613 (OP)
>european "entertainment"

>>513923680
if you squeeze past and fart horribly just in the right moment yould you be arrested for assault ?

>>513923724
Texas flag

:') she enjoyed it

>>513919613 (OP)
Modern art is so fucking retarded
>Hangs 250 lightbulbs from the ceiling
>Why yes i am an artist how did you know

Best case scenario its money laundering, worst case scenario they are funding Jews with the laundered money

>>513922484
>i mean what the fuck did she expect lol and making a scene out of it too
Lol idk
>I joined this to protect myself from getting raped while alone and this boy is trying to rape me, and in front of all these witnesses no less. Aaaagghhhhh!

>>513919613 (OP)

There is only one way to properly do this:
>punch them both in the gut
>pass between them, stopping to shit my pants
>look back and forth, silently making eye contact with them like David Blaine as they begin vomiting
>vomit on myself and possibly them
>move beyond them into the next room

This is how Alexander the Great would have done it

>>513923887
There have security all over the place. Most likely not, but if your go intentionally physical with the performers and touch their parts you asking for trouble.

>>513919613 (OP)
What's stopping you from just walking in normally and pushing them out of the way?

>>513919811
>giving a man access to your buttcheeks
nigga u gay

>>513920191
no joke I ate a whole can of black beans as part of my OMAD meal and have been ripping ass like crazy all day

>>513924231
The only solution is to believe in yourself as you run past their laser eyes.