Thread 513920076

What are the political ramifications of beavers?
Give me everything you have on beavers.

>>513920076 (OP)
Aryan beast

>>513920076 (OP)
I'm convinced that beaver posting is a psyop.

>>513920076 (OP)
Cute little 80 lbs buck toothed pit bull
>bobare

>>513920076 (OP)
They're kinda aggressive. Like, don't fuck with their damns. They gotta build and chew wood. Know what their job is.

Big rodents.

>>513920076 (OP)
They are cool
Doing construction the way that they do based on instinct is based

>>513920076 (OP)
I hear if you tongue beaver asshole, it tastes like vanilla.

>>513922878
That sounds like something the voices in one’s head would say if they were Indian

>>513920076 (OP)
based dam builders. one of my favorite animals as a kid. the life of one beaver is infinitely more valuable than any kike, nigger, or pajeet.

>>513920076 (OP)
day of the dam when

>>513922878
I think that’s their tails

>>513923148
Ahh, close enough

It isn't really all that vegan but you can parachute them to places even a desert and they make it better.

Beavers are based. They regularly kill little shithead yapping dogs that faggot "fur parents" walk without a leash around where I live and overnight they will decimate "protected natural habitat" that cocksucking environmentalists insist on wasting your tax money on preserving. Beavers do the work of God and they stay busy.

>>513922432
>I'm convinced that beaver posting is a psyop.

>>513920076 (OP)
They are the spirit animal of Poles, and Poles like to seethe on /pol a lot, so they are actually political.

>>513922289
>>513923898
kino. i've started schizo-writing myself recently.

>>513920076 (OP)
They're the coolest animals after elephants

>>513924368
ALE BYDLE

>>513920076 (OP)
I praise GOD for this

>>513920076 (OP)
the beaver has vengeance

>>513926949
Or something related to it.

>>513922289
>>513923898
>>513927262
Based screencaps. Is there a relation to beavers besides the pics?

>>513927835
They are Beaver Posts™

>>513920076 (OP)
I live in the beaver state
I have never once seen a beaver :(

America's greatness is directly attributable to beaver
I mean this completely unironically
Future humans/aliens/both when looking at America's downfall in the future will draw a straight line from our overdevelopment of their habitats as well as hunting them to near extinction

>>513928150
Ahhh the Beaver Wars...

>>513928150
New plan:
1. Convert American to Shintoism
2. Respect for nature becomes major tenant of American society
3. Beaver population explodes
4. New American empire

>>513920076 (OP)
The most Faustian of all creatures.

>>513928535
Faustian in what way? Extending their reach to far via their dam technology, etc.?

>>513928568
Yes.
>>513922878
Their oil glands have been used as a substitute for vanilla in the past.

Didn't ask for things to be this way.

Can't a man have some solace, privacy?

Can't a man just read about animals in his free time?

How sweet it can truly be to be just simply ignored.

Seclusion, like a beaver in its lodge, made simply out of mud.

Seclusion is a part of the Islamic mystical practice, include retreats for 40 days and 40 nights, the Khalwa.

Seclusion is also the general policy in the practice. There is the physical seclusion in which one's door gradually becomes a gate between the entire world.

Then there is the inner seclusion where the innermost being is sealed away even in a crowd, a spiritual door we close to the outer world to get closer to the Infinite.

Is this not the world? These images on our screens, physically manifested by light and wireless electronics? Can we not see in it the patterns of life?

>>513920076 (OP)
Lol there is actual beaver airdrop terraforming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkDVD20lOPQ

for your consideration
https://files.catbox.moe/6tr1nr.pdf

>>513924523
b-but look at what his hands are doing. Remind you of someone?

>>513920076 (OP)
Beavers are based. They see trees, a seemingly impenetrable, long-standing monolith (literally) of nature, and resolve to chew it apart with their teeth until it falls. They break branches off of it and build homes in rivers, which withstand the eternal flow of water and create an oasis within which society thrives. In this way they are akin to whites.

>>513929064

Yes, this is the world, even a website full of human interactions. It contains human nature.

I will tell you this:

I live in a very quiet place full of trees and grass, birds and flowing water, woods and farms.

It is incredibly peaceful and slow paced, there are not many people, it is a sleepy little spot on the edge of town.

Yet on my digital screens it is constant and pure chaos, endless human suffering and strife. Constant pain and confusion.

If I turned off these screens I would be in a very quiet world, but ignoring the suffering of my people is beyond my conscience.

Beaver thread? I have the whole set.

>>513920076 (OP)
They are socialists

Sometimes muskrats take up residence in Beaver lodges and they winter with the family of beavers.

Go Beavs

>>513922633
I met a neet beaver who doesnt build shit despite having an ideal place to do so, and hes also vocal does like a lazy scream

>>513920076 (OP)

Beavers are spreaders of Fabian socialist propaganda. The London School of Economics is beaver coded.

Its graduates go on to make jokes about posh British accents.

Perhaps beavers were hunted for their fur to make top hats and bowlers in the past. But now? They have stopped becoming hats and started spreading socialism.

Think about it like this. Beaver-posting may seem cool and maybe a little bit edgy. You might even be tempted to post one yourself. Go ahead.

It’s just my crazy beaver theory. Camden sucks.

>>513920076 (OP)
The lose of beavers and the ecosystems they create and maintain can be correlated with the drought that has hit the Canadian prairies these last few years.
That and grain farmers draining every wetland and bulldozing ever treed area they can for more cash crop growing.

Good luck turning that around.

>>513924525
AI nigger

>>513929520
Why are the beavers building civil infrastructure with no profit incentive? Which politicians and administrators did they bribe in exchange for the dam-building contract? And most importantly, how are they doing it without power tools and a fleet of diesel-engined diggers?

I inly have ferrets with party hats

>>513929549
And all winter the beavers are giving each other the side-eye trying to figure out which one of them invited in these weird muskrat guests. Because the beavers are too polite to actually ask each other or to ask the weird muskrat guests to leave.

>>513931053
wtf is his problem

>>513929951
too bad they always fucking lose. being a beaver alumnia and fan is painful

>>513920076 (OP)
Some retards try to keep them as pets only to find out they will straight up eat your wooden furniture to pieces and pile up the wood, along with anything else it can gather, in narrow hallways.

>>513922560
I'm not sure if it's true but a couple Ontario boys I was working with on a construction site told me that they shot a beaver from 100 yards with a .308 and the thing just vertically leapt up in the air 6 ft emitting an ungodly scream then landed in the underbrush. They could see the underbrush disturbed by the beaver racing towards them like a ground hugging rocket. They ran for their lives as fast as their legs could carry them.

>>513933778
God I want to bury my face in her lush fragrant beaver.

Why is beaver a synonym or an euphemism for vagina?

>>513920076 (OP)
They have better teeth than most /pol/anons

>>513922633
how tf does he get the top part to stay up? wouldn't it fall onto the bottom part?

>>513920076 (OP)
They are more civilized than niggers

>>513922947
This. I'm fond of saying beavers are the least niggerish of animals. There's probably an alternate timeline where some race of Aryan-like beaver creatures are the dominant species on earth. Only they live in perfect balance with nature because their dam building focused technology made them masters of hydroelectricity, also no kikes, because beaver society naturally weeds out individuals who shirk manual labor. So, a kind of paradise you might say.

>>513920076 (OP)
A close relative of the porcupine, another noble woodland creature

>>513933691
I can accept this

>>513935875
it's a cross-section, water channels are simply pipes

>>513924523
Orcas are number one

>>513929520
They are civil engineers. Other creatures are prisoners of their environments, at the mercy of flood and famine, not beavers. Regardless of the regime, they work and serve.

>>513920076 (OP)
good source of red meat. this is the back strap. tastes like beef.

>>513929520
This is a major problem for governments. They can no longer squander millions on fraudulent contracts.

>>513933640
There is a profit incentive for them... they build dams so water builds up in a certain area and they can then build a lodge in it, and also the waters edge creeps close to food sources.

>>513923371
Beavers are being reintroduced in several place in US and Europe because people realised their barrage were extremely efficient at revitalising flora and wild life, prevent drough and limiting flood. Not only it's efficient but way cheaper to reintroduce them than some insane engineering project that cost million to have the same benefit.

>>513927936
Not even your mom's beaver?

dam

>>513920076 (OP)
I got the beaver pet at 97 wc

>>513920076 (OP)
>mfw i see other people posting beavers
good, good

I KNOW WHO BUILT THE DAM. AND IT WAS THIS LIL NIGGA RUGHT HERE!

Beavers are bro tiers.

They are better engineers than niggers and pajeets.
They build dams that actually work, on schedule and on budget.

They even have mexican beavers

>>513935875
Next time you meet a beaver, ask him to explain.

>>513924523
I like elephants and god likes elephants.

>>513920076 (OP)
Paris began as a former beaver pond that cleared out some trees.

>>513920076 (OP)
I like porcupines more. They're lazy and crave salty shit like me.

>>513924523
>tfw we lost our mammoths and theyre never coming back
at least the beavers came back to the netherlands

Will post all my beaver and elephant webms
Pic related i made myself

>>513920076 (OP)
O KURWA BOBER, ALE BYDLE

>>513948519
fat fuck

>>513920076 (OP)
They are the most useful animals to exist. They literally build infrastructure and change the size and shape of rivers and lakes.

They say that only humans change their environments but beavers do to, making them truly the best animal in terms of superiority

>>513949046
who you callin fat

>>513928444
Weeb

The US used to be a real country...

>>513951114
Cool

1. Beaver
2. Otter
3. Raccoon
4. Opossum
5. Wombat

>>513927936
That sucks fren, hope you can. <3

>>513920076 (OP)
Castoreum ice cream for the win!