Thread 513920189

They aren't allowed to have guns and now they have one week left to turn in their machetes or else face 2 years in prison and a $45,000 fine.

>>513920189 (OP)
Still gonna need to see the files, mestizo nigger

>>513920254
i so glad no democrats ever leaked them to piss you off

>>513920189 (OP)
This will CERTAINLY stop niggers from killing people! It'll actually WORK this time!

>>513920418
Hey look, a pedophile who deserves to be castrated with a butter knife.

>>513920482
really? never voted democrat the party of pedo's in my life. you faggots and your pide parades never leaking the epstein files

>>513920463
it already is, I haven't been stabbed since binning my machete 3 weeks ago

>>513920189 (OP)
> turn in their machetes or else face 2 years in prison
Yeah that ain’t happening

Only in Victoria, the most communist state you dum nigger!

>>513920189 (OP)
The emu set some tough surrender terms.

>>513920189 (OP)
I don't give a shit what they ban or not. I just don't like them sticking their big nose into our business with Ukraine, they're not even a NATO member.

>>513920784
>they're not even a NATO member
Keep acting like a retarded violent nigger and they will be.

>>513920189 (OP)
Nah, a 'machete' is 20cm / 8" long, so now it's a sawnoff bush-knoife.

>>513920189 (OP)
State of Victoria only dumbass

tfw giant bowie knife

>>513920189 (OP)
> one week left to turn in their machetes
Yeah nah

gladii, for the culture appreciating hoodlum.

>>513920784
Feel free to leave Ukraine at any time and this will all be over. Otherwise we’re going to keep sending tanks, APCs and ammunition until you do

>>513920189 (OP)
I lost my machete ;_; like a giant Rambo knife she was
>meridius was sold out already
double sad face

>live longer
>happier
>better educated
>travel more
>better workers rights
>better safety nets
>better work/life balance
>lower crime rates
>lower murder rates
keep your guns. although just as an FYI my inlaw has 21 and his nutjob friend has over 60 so its not like guns are banned here completely.

>>513921092
Just checked they're back in stock
>next dole day you will be mine
Cheering

>>513921221
the level of cope kek

>>513920875
And heres the real kek.
One of these was going to be a 'Prohibited weapon' unless I cut it down to be more concealable.
That's how dumb weapons laws get.

>>513920189 (OP)
Why machetes?

>>513921281
Google it, Australian life expectancy is way longer than the US post-Covid

>>513920784
>be 2nd best military in the world (supposedly)
>invade your literal neighbour
>call it a "special military operation" because its not going to last long (about a week, two weeks tops
>its now day 1200+
>MIC in ruins
>economy in the bin
>laughing stock of the entire world
>Putins grip on power stronger than ever
yfw jewtin tosses your countries future away for a few more personal schekels

>>513921221
holy fuck you must be FOB chinese

>>513921281
>no counters
>c-co-cope!1!
fat dumb americunt spotted

>>513921363
feel free to point out the flaws when compared to yanks.

>>513921323
Because Sudanese niggers can buy them for $5dollarydoos to cut each other in gang fights or do home invasions to steal cars

>>513921323
The media started beating up a machete scare, leading to a machete crisis. Actually, the problem is crime, not machetes, but the the government can make it about machetes and they can have anti-machete policies and claim they fixed the problem. But, all that said, even though crime has been elevated it's probably still relatively mild compared to a lot of places in Europe or the US.

>>513920189 (OP)
>Australia
Victoria bans machetes.
This is like saying US bans for whatever dumb shit California or New York decides to pass.

>>513920950
>only in the second most populous state in Australia thats larger than 39 U.S. states.
Fucking retard.

>>513921486
see
>>513921481

>>513921305
Do you store it with the hammer back like that all the time?

>>513921486
How are you unable to do basic googling?

If you just banned brown people you wouldn't have to ban machetes.
But you already know that.

>>513921528
Ya its a huge deal, faggot.
>second most populated state in Australia.
Thats like saying machetes are now banned in Texas.
Your country is a fucking joke.
Youre one step away from being fined for not having a TV loicense.

>>513921578
Nah, I just cocked it to save dumbcunts saying its a toygun or similar shit.

>>513921370
loser who loves giving up rights for niggers to live around them spotted.

>>513921586
Who gives a fuck.
Your "life" is that of a peon.
BTW, exclude nnegroids and spics and U.S. White lifespan is higher than yours.

>>513921719
you have more niggers than us retard.
we have asians who are mostly beta nerds.

>>513920254
They're on the catalog right now lol.

>>513874118

>>513920189 (OP)
link or fuck off kike
>>513920680
>victoria
therefore, nothing important
>>513921486
I guess americans are equally pussies if a NYC candidate struggles to even benchpress 60kgs without a spotter lol

>>513921660
California passes dumb shit all the fucking time, you moron. It's literally your most populous state.

>Youre one step away from being fined for not having a TV loicense.

In the US just as your are here, you get fined or imprisoned for not paying your taxes. The TV licence is literally compulsory in our countries and bundled into the tax systems. We don't get a choice.

>>513921788
why do you defend this shithole country?
we have more immigrants than any other western country and yet we say nothing
we have an internet blacklist filter that the government won't tell us what they are censoring and yet we say nothing
we had police beating grannies for daring to go outside without a face mask on and yet we said nothing
we can go to prison for saying mean things about niggers or mudslimes and yet we say nothing
we can go to prison for having sexual cartoon images and yet we say nothing
we are a cucked pathetic country and you are defending it?

>>513921660
Kek that I can own more gunz here than in Kalifornia or JewYork.
We dont get the Brit TV loicence only because youre paying for NPR thru taxes, the same as we do our national leftist broadcaster.

>>513922017
It's 25% of your country. That's like California, Texas, and Florida combined for us.

>>513921305
Amerimutts would have you believe that australia banned every gun in existence kek

>>513920189 (OP)
>this is it
>a secret knife thread
>finally you get to post your collection and get called a poor fag by a bitchmade carrier

>>513920189 (OP)
Oh yeah? I look to forward hearing about how all the niggers 2 year sentences are dropped due to racist laws targeting minorities and then lectures about how we have to do better as a country.

>>513920189 (OP)
>They aren't allowed to have guns and now they have one week left to turn in their machetes or else face 2 years in prison and a $45,000 fine.
Seriously, why the fuck are Britain and the Anglosphere countries that remained in the Empire rather than fighting wars of independence like this?
I ask this as an Anglophile and major fan of the British Empire and Britain's historical significance (arguably the most important country/culture in world history based on its influence everywhere).

>>513922502
Remember to wear your helmet.

>>513922640
>I ask this as an Anglophile and major fan of the British Empire and Britain's historical significance (arguably the most important country/culture in world history based on its influence everywhere).
The other top contenders for most important country/culture in world history are Classical Greece, Classical Rome, Italy (Renaissance and, earlier, Roman Republic and Empire), France, Germany, and much more recently, though a huge heavy hitter for its relative youth: America (like the continuation of the British Empire, racking up another point for the argument that Britain is history's most important country/culture).

>>513922676
Average dumb cunt american didn't spend 5 seconds checking if the signs or the url was real kek. Fox news enjoyer detected

>>513922529
You don't have a special knife for fileting when you go fishing?

>>513922676
>sydney
I thought we were talking about victoria?
once again mutts lack education

>>513922788
I checked, its real.

>>513922788
this is you

>>513922377
its shit, but its better than any other.

>>513922920
The amerimutt has a long history of being unable to discern what is real or fake. I believe you looked.

>>513922965
Ah yes the "full blood" white abo with thin lips and a caucasian nose. Definitely a real photo and not an amerimutt fever dream

>>513923098
Firearm ownership is currently higher than it was pre-ban. The part which offends the americunt is the fact that we have a 2hr aptitude test to make sure you can use it without killing yourself. Given the average IQ of the amerimutt its no surprise this is a threat to them

>>513923105
>>513923173

>>513922965
and this is you

>>513922817

You need loisences for knife. No fishing, it's taxed. No knife for fishing no liosence. Bugs are now food and not bait. Need a bug liosence. China ate all the Australian fish anyway until Australian need a liocense for it. No machete for jungle, Australia sold all their metal to India.tge rest is being reporpurosed into socialism. It inserts the terrorists stabbing them. So Australian can get lioscense for tax to fish and eat bug selling all their metal

>>513922377
theyre bots and retards

>>513923460
and this is you

>>513922676
What causes people to give up their sovereignty this much?

>>513923173
Cope

>>513923585
>hah! you're 3.8% of australia
nice copium there le 56% mutt

>>513923728
here's your sister

>>513923173
>2hr aptitude test
Fuckoff, its 10 retard-tier multiple choice questions. What did you do for the other 1hour and 55 minutes?

>>513923663
>can only reply with reaction images
a glownigger obviously, move along

>>513920784
Sorry bro

>>513923775
here's your parents

>>513923337
The 400lb fat cunt with the literal rapist Jew worshipping godking thinks we are offended by it being retarded. Too funny.

>>513923810
Waited for the retarded Americans to demonstrate they could fire a 22lr in 3 positions without killing itself or shooting a child in the face. 2 of the 3 failed. One looked down the barrel of the break action shotgun inside the assessment room and got booted immediately kek

>>513921323
It's that or niggers

>>513921660
A tv license means you aren't forced to pay for government funded tv.
Wish we had those.

>>513923979
americans can't even assassinate a president properly.

>>513920189 (OP)
Thats weird I have a gun and machetes... maybe you believe everything you read. Just like covid these laws are only in Victoria which is like Commiefornia but worse. Its a place for people who like taxes and being told what to do and think.

>>513923882
your mom

>>513924090
see
>>513923728

>>513920692
Despite being from a country famous for being a union of states. They dont seem to understand what states are.

>>513923891
take a nice, long sniff of some guzzaline and chill out

>>513920680

The gangster cops will just give them to gangs.

>>513924161
I forgot, you are all descended from drunks and rapists who were sent to a penal colony halfway across the world. Plus, you are probably half Irish, which only makes things worse.

>>513924371
Convicts were also sent to the US and you had a higher % of Irish...

>>513920189 (OP)
At this point I am of the opinion Australians deserve to be genocided by their Jewish controlled government.

If they are not willing to stand up and fight back, the jews are doing us a favor by eliminating them from the white gene pool.

>>513920418
>Trump PROTECTING democrat pedos is B-B-B-BASED?!!?!

>>513924196
christ almighty you are stupid.

>>513920680
Fun fact: these cost $325,000 each

Even more fun fact: Daddy Dan is on the board of visy who got the job

>>513920189 (OP)
why are anglo countries so authoritarian?

>>513924518
US was the primary destination for convicts. They only stopped sending them because US won the war for independence, thanks to the French intervening. They don’t appear to teach this US schools, no burger poster knows anything about it

>>513924518
Georgia was established a a debtor's colony as a buffer state between the other colonies and Spanish Florida. They didn't send rapists, murderers, and pedophiles there like they did in Australia, and what your GG Grandfather probably was.

>>513924629
I'm sorry. They only call it guzzaline in Mad Max. You people call it petrol.

>>513920189 (OP)
jeets make up 70% of America's lauded tech industry and you're still incapable of doing shit with all your guns and "freedom"

>>513923663
Look, get your posting in now before the Australian government bans your internet, which you will absolutely comply with because you won't do shit

>>513920189 (OP)
knife crime is rampant here
i get threatened on a regular basis but its mostly by retarded children who back down when you show confidence
its a shame the police aren't actually doing anything, we had a guy pull a knife on a woman and he still comes into the shopping center to this day but the police never come because a weapon hasn't been witnessed 'this time' even though he is on very clear CCTV footage with multiple witnesses pulling out a fucking butchers blade in broad daylight on a female customer
but they are spending billions trying to get my ID attached to my posts incase i say hurty words

>>513924888
>US was the primary destination for convicts
So you are telling me Britain's largest and most populated collection of colonies that equaled 1/3 the population of the motherland and housed 90%+ of its colonial population is where the most convicts went to? Amazing. Truly astounding. Fun fact, 3 years after losing the Revolutionary War, Britain decided it was time to establish Australia as a penal colony because Canada and the Caribbean couldn't handle the burden with their largest set of colonies now gone.

Yeah, we learn things in American schools, but you apparently learn some weird spin on shit that lacks critical thinking. You are descended from the garbage rejected from the British Isles. Don't try to spin this shit because you know it is true.

>>513925123
> The purpose of guns is literally written into amerimutt constitution
> Jews own the banks, the Fed, the entire Executive branch, most of the legislative arm, most of the judiciary, the media and almost every large organisation in the country
> You will do nothing

T. Americuck

>>513920189 (OP)
I'm cool with it, I don't want random cunts walking around with guns or machetes.

>>513920189 (OP)
What makes them think Sudanese felons are gonna obey this?

>>513920189 (OP)
>onmywaytohanditin.avi

>>513924783
Lucky they got someone pure and incorruptible

>>513925653
>You are descended from the garbage rejected from the British Isles
The irony is Australia has now exceeded the UK at least in a per capita basis by almost every metric. Also the vast majority of people moved here voluntarily for economic opportunity, convicts were a minority and you would know that if you knew shit about anything

>>513920680
They get you on camera so they know who to track for the next roundup.

>>513926165
We also exceeded amerimutts in almost every way. A colony of white criminals is more prosperous than both of those muttoid shit holes and they are so low IQ they cannot see the irony kek

>>513921305
>>513920875
Absolutely hilarious you think this is somehow standing up to your government lmfao

>>513927067
mate your maga retards are saying the epstein files are a democrat distraction.
your country is fucked.

>>513927269
Fuck MIGA and fuck you, now go have a vb long and then neck.

>>513927067
>Seppo
Show us your gunz, your hand colour, and the Epstein Files.

half the Australian flags in the thread are shitskins pakis. I've been around long enough to know how to pick these pieces of shit out. apologies to the actual white/anglos.

>>513924783
That's crazy

>>513920680
And they are monitoring the boxes haha.

>>513928356
This post glows.

>>513928682
i'd say your post glows more.

>>513928734
>Please show us pictures of your firearms
>Please give us a picture you took yourself so we can grab the metadata.
>Please emphasise who you vote for.

>Totally not a fed.

>>513920189 (OP)
OP is from that Mexican in Australia thread and he is OBSESSED with thinking he knows more about our country than we do.

>>513928859
Certified noguns, so I'll just put your ID in my block list now. I don't associate with noguns.
>>513928356
G'day mate how are ya?

>>513926390
I'm 3/4ths English, 1/4 Scots-Irish. There's some residual Viking rape baby in there, but it is what it is. You are and Anglo-Irish-Greek-Abbo abomination who is possibly just a Chinaman.

>>513920189 (OP)
i got nunchaku. i got shuriken. i got lawn mower blades. i got a b-triple indian truck drivers.
australia is the murder capital of the world. they'll never stop the carnage.

>>513920189 (OP)
Ban niggers not machetes

>>513921465
The problem is non whites, the crime is a symptom. Even the non whites are kinds of a symptom of the core infection - jews

>>513922676
>>513922920

>>513920189 (OP)
No the heckin sudanerinos and fat brown coconuts need their big knoifies

>>513920189 (OP)
You know what to do, Bruce.

>>513920254
this, but
>>513920418
id love to see them all go down. theyre all involved, and are protecting each other through partisan people like you.

>>513931534
and the reason why you can't remove the infection is the state itself

>>513931937
New Jewish medical strategies for acquiring money from
>Use helmet during running so that you have cervical neck diseases só that way medical mafia can take all your money when you became tetraplegic

>>513921323
>>513921323
>>513921323
because they imported thosuands of 3rd world brown monkeys who run around in the streets with machetes fighting each other

>>513932511
Which is infested with and controlled by jews. Fuck sake they pushed through more anti kike laws based off what the feds have admitted was a 'hey rabbi whatcha doing' event.

The problem is always the kikes, every time, no exception.

Just switch to blunt instruments instead... May I interest you australian bros in my jeet whipper 4000 ?