Thread 513922301

Well /pol/ I'm moving to the USA to buy a house. I just a found a nice affordable starter home in the USA within my budget and I am going to move there and buy it because I believe in self determination. I am tired of the same house costing ONE MILLION DOLLARS OR MORE in my city. What am I in for and how much can this property appreciate in value?

>>513922301 (OP)
You can probably rent it to section 8 for $1,000 a month. If you're going to live there, fence it in and get a big dog.

>>513922722
>pee wee herman
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>Niggers are singlehandely capable of tanking 99% of the property value during the midst of the biggest real estate bubble in the history of humanity
Literally worse than a nuke

>>513922722
No :)

>>513922301 (OP)
How exactly do you plan on getting a green card?

>>513923014
I'm going to marry an American man for citizenship I already have it sorted out with someone I matched with on grindr.

>>513922301 (OP)
This thing cannot appreciate until someone pays the back taxes on it

>>513922301 (OP)
fuck off we're full you street shitter.

>>513922301 (OP)
>What am I in for
an action-packed vacation to Detroit

>>513922301 (OP)
Fuck off we’re full

>>513923163
post the nigger one please

>>513923529
>>513923311
>>513923415
>>513923383
You are just mad because I am Indian and we basically run the world now. We are hard workers and surpasses whiteys at everything, we are high income earners and dominate tech, math and science.

>>513923607
Thanks for saying "please"

>>513922301 (OP)
>Otsego St
you're not buying it that's a month rent while you're alive and the cleanup costs
run north leaf
you'd be safer with the bears

>>513922301 (OP)
>What am I in for and how much can this property appreciate in value?
If you don't plan on being a warlord, look elsewhere.

>>513923692
Thanks anon, these are great OC

>>513923836
Any requests?

>>513923254
Nigga you gay.

>>513922301 (OP)
Move with a band of brothers, at least 12 families into a Detroit neighborhood and stick close together. Arm yourselves with guns to enact protection for each other and you can regain control of the city from the army of niggers.

>>513922301 (OP)
>buy detroit house for 7.5k
>immediately get hit with 2+ decades of back taxes to the tune of 100k+
>another 150k+ to rebuild the house back up to code because previous residents completely trashed it on the way out
>drop thousands of dollars on inspections at every step of the renovation, multiple times
>if you're even more unlucky the second you buy the house bylaw enforcement inspects it and deems it unsalvageable, so now you have to pay for demolition services
>emergency pay for tradeies to come out into bumfuck detroit to hook up/detach power lines
>the locals start harrassing you over raising property taxes if you clean the lot up
>if you don't clean up the lot bylaw enforcement will harrass you with daily fines.
>get robbed outside your own house every day
>eventually get killed inside or in the driveway
>your car gets stolen by the locals and chopped up
>you/your spouse/your kids get stolen by the locals and chopped up
>your fucking PORCH gets stolen overnight because you cant have shit in detroit

>>513923697
>run north
Canada is south of Detroit dumbass

Better plan is to buy a dirt cheap abandoned "akiya" house in the Japanese countryside and enjoy zero crime and safety, marry a jap to get in or do remote work etc.

>>513923875
what did you just say about me you little.... trailing off up the sleeve like it's a long strip

>>513924056
I'm American I don't know Celsius run any direction that doesn't lead to fucking Detroit

>>513922301 (OP)
Why would you move to Detritus instead of Montreal?

>>513923630
>saaaaar i am of the doordashing the world saaaaar

>>513922301 (OP)
you're not welcome if you're a jeet

>>513923254
>May an America man
Oh, fuck yeah! Let's go
>With someone I matched on Grindr.

Thanks, my stance on that marriage instantly changed.

Foreigners are getting lynched on the streets. Bad time to hop the border OP.

>>513922301 (OP)
>bars on every door in that neighborhood
hahahaha yeah

>>513922301 (OP)
Pretty cheap. For 7500 you can't buy a house this size even in a bumfuck nowhere village in India.

Your a leaf you may as well go pay x5 taxes to the government for the benefits of living around niggers.