My father has what are known as "luscious logs" his anushole pushes out the smoothest ass nuggets that go straight into the toilet and sink straight into the pipes. As I watch him with a winkle in his eye I get sad...my own diarrhea grease from my reddithole floats and no matter how many times I watch the inner workings of his anus i cannot replicate his luscious logs. Listening to Tom petty "free falling" doesn't seem to help as my butt chowder hangs on for dear life in my thick thatch of asshole hair (things get stuck and it's a wonderful thing to get trapped in my lair of asshole hair)
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