Thread 513937200

Where is the real (left)?

executed almost a decade ago by the agents of Globohomo. Sad!

>>513937200 (OP)
He's a shapeshifter, recently he shapeshifted into a Christian
Rumors are that his true form is something simian. Some sort of nest builder.

>>513937371
Sam does not respond well when confronted about his nest-building habits.

>>513937371
There is zero chance Sam actually believes that.

>>513937200 (OP)
He did a couple cycles of HGH and tren when he was lifting and it permanently fucked up his skull shape. He also put on a lot of weight and aged, so lost definition in his face.

>>513937200 (OP)
I could understand leaders being replaced if they refuse to go along with the "plan" but why would our lizard overlords have anything to with Sam?
He shouldn't even be on their radar.

>>513937507
He's in bed with them now anyway.

>>513937935
He does look like a gorilla

Yawn, tired of hearing about this 40 year old failed influencer. Get an ad, Sam.

Sam Hyde hasn't been funny since his IRL trolling videos from a decade ago.

>>513937445
these two persons are different people.

>>513937410
Harland kept disrespecting a guy on Sams Crew.
Fuck Harlands retarded ass. Lucky he didn't get his head beat in.

Sam is a glownigger. All glowniggers go to Carnegie Mellon.

>>513940189
Harland exposed Sam as an unfunny fraud. Surrounding himself with yes-men wiggers has gone to his head.

>>513937200 (OP)
He genuinely stopped being funny after taking TRT. The 2010-2016 era was solid gold but it's over now

>>513940189
How was he disrespectful?

>>513937432
larping as catholic was trendy that month because rogan started doing it

>>513937200 (OP)
The real Sam Hyde died inthe Hindenburg

>>513937432
especially after we inform him Jesus was a jew...they all get tripped up on that

>>513937200 (OP)
Steroids. Your head gets bigger when you take 'roids.

>>513940189
Sam's a faggot , his fans are faggots and you are the biggest faggot in the pile

>>513940563
kek this is true

>>513940565

He died defending the Reichstag under the tracks of a Soviet tank

>>513937371
Based

>>513940693
true, idk how it's not common knowledge at this point

>>513937200 (OP)
He got absorbed by a gorilla nest.

>>513937200 (OP)
people get old you know?

>>513937200 (OP)
Steroid trannies are as bad as anime and programming socks trannies

>>513937935
What was stones interest in Hyde and his crew? Sam never mentioned it. So it’s a secret. But why?

Feeling a burden to tell the car keys story years ago, right wing opinions, believing in Jesus, it all goes together. Atheists are just butthurt. They HATE people talking about Jesus and don't want to think about it.

>>513945229
>Hey goy, you're gonna be the last stop on the right for the disaffected schizos who might actually do something. We'll lighten up the algorithm on ya and let you say jew so they think you're heckin based or whatever. Here's some of Peter Thiels pocket change, now suck my dick.

>>513940189
>Try to place unfunny mystery meat behind host
>Host makes it backfire on you
>Chimp out

The MDE one wasn't even the original "Sam Hyde", I remember the different guy they used to have in the 90s (who was a lot funnier) you could only see if someone else passed around the VHS

>>513937200 (OP)
HRT

>>513940189
Harlands naval lint is funnier than Sam and his entire "crew"

>>513937445
This