Thread 513940918

>>513940918 (OP)
Fuck I hope it gets the part.

>>513940918 (OP)
Just send in the pajeets. Im sick of it. Just fuck this country up

>>513940918 (OP)
What is more disgusting that her face, is her ego and arrogance. I'm so glad these people are also vaccinated.

Spoodermon vs extra chromosome

>>513940918 (OP)
Or I can pick the third option and simply not watch Spider-Man. You know, like an adult.

>>513940918 (OP)
Pic left is 10/10 in bongland.

>Pete her...park her...I know her!
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>>513940918 (OP)
I choose Peter Porker the Amazing Spider-Ham.

"spiderman help me!"

"I oNly HalP waMEn"

>>513940918 (OP)
Why not they already had a nigger, a spic (but with a good genocide story line), a wheel chaired dyke, a transsexual (butchered Gwen Stacy). Oh and an ex villain. Spiderman's story writers are real assholes to him anyways, this would be something they would add to the comics.

To be fair she would look better wearing a mask.

Why do they hate the Spiderman character so much? Every major appearance he gets he dies, gets replaced by a different timeline person or whatever. It's a dude (singular, born male) that got bit by a spider.
Either write the character as Stan Lee envisioned it or make a new character. Spider man has suffered enough.

>>513940918 (OP)
the only ones at fault are the yes men enabling an ugly abomination that cant act for shit

>>513941439
>>513941439
Humiliation ritual, every icon you like or got inspired by has to be reconstructed, mocked and tore down. It's why not even good goy religions are safe, look at Nacho Libre, Dogma, and the countless pedophile priest, or edgy communist Jesus parodies in media.

>>513941439
Apparently it's an on running joke that the people who do the Spiderman comics have a fetish for seeing Spidey get fucked over in alot of bad ways. Barely does this shit happen to any other comic hero, Marvel or DC.

>>513941874
They're not humiliating us, everyone just thinks they're creatively bankrupt. Nobody is going to remember the B movie reel in 100 years but they'll remember the original Spiderman comic books.
People haven't abandoned Jesus yet. Their bullshit is in vain and I'm sure deep down they know it

>>513941874
Kikes are applying legalism to society and tearing down idols. The problem is they’re unironically going to believe for a minute that Satan is their savior. The book isn’t lying. The falling away isn’t people renouncing their “religion” it’s people returning to the law thinking that it saves them. It’s the primer for a world religion and it implies shit gets so dire that it spiritually tempts people to worship themselves (or someone else) simply because they improve their miserable lives on this forsaken rock.
This is how the mark of the beast system rolls out. Religion holds the door open for the antichrist by conditioning people to think they were ever justified by what they did when God is a perfectionist. All the antichrist has to do is merely apply the law to the people at the top of society and wallah all those “Christians” who are merely religious idolators will fall for it hook line and sinker. Atheists too, and anyone on /pol/ that took the rage bait with the deliberate enshitfication of society and culture by the elites in order to condition them for Satan’s LARP.

Pedantic arrogative liar that he is, even the opposition to him has to be held up by his own bullshit method of tempting people with wealth fame and power just so he can knock them down to appear like the good guy. (Because he’s trying to become God, at this point if you haven’t picked up on it yet, this is why every instance of him interacting with someone in the book, he’s quoting the law and deliberately taking it out of context.)

Religion v atheism isn’t the dichotomy. Its believers v religion.

Please do it Disney
We need you to die faster

>>513940918 (OP)
You could be anything you want honey

>>513940918 (OP)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT ?
WHAT IS THAT THING FFS ? HOW CAN THIS BE AN "ACTRESS" ? Is it like that gnome american actor that is playing disgusting roles ?

that thing looks manlier than its father kek

100% it's a MKUltra experiment, the "father" is a woman and the thing a boy with the dick cut (or not)

>>513941439
Its just an insanely common trick in capes comic to create drama in the story, kill some main character to create the feeling something is at stake, but they always revive the character at a later date one way or the other, either literaly or they get ''reincarnated'' as someone else who do the exact same shit they did.

I mean fuck Batman died dozen of times as of now, its straight up a meme among comic unthusiast, like ''ah batman died? Just chuck him in the lazarus pit''

This is why I started to hate NA capes comic, they are insanely formulaic and the characters are nothing but tools used to manipulate the physical sales of comic, any storyline written in there is just fluff that will become irrelevant later down the road because consistency require effort and the kikes who do capes comic couldn't care less about such things.

>>513942888
What does her mother look like? Maybe that will clear things up

>>513941439
Spider-Man is arguably the most beloved superhero of all time and he's white and male, so yeah, prime target for modern hollywood character subversion and humiliation. Just like Luke Skywalker or Indiana Jones.

>>513943279
there's no photo of "her", no name either

There's a lesbian Spider-Man in a wheelchair already I shit you not

>>513940918 (OP)
>Potato-face girl wants to be spoderman
Well I want to marry an anime girl, you don't always get what you want.

>>513943474
??? Odd. Maybe she hatched from an egg

>>513941263
Aren't the nigger and the spic the same one? I really haven't paid attention to spiderman since I was a child, but the one I see everywhere now looks like a spicgroe.

>>513945116
Miles is half spic but well before him there was also Spider-Man 2099 who was full spic IIRC

She had the worst fight scenes in the history of film in The Last of Us. Same as in GoT.
Oh let me hold her up to my zombie eye so she can stab me.

>>513945077
lol
>The Amazing Spider Potato

>>513945409
She was fine in GoT because you cant make fun of deformed kids but now its too weird and the pity is gone. can you please posting here he disgusting face.

Israel gets what Israel wants. Why don't you guys understand this? You voted for it.

>>513940918 (OP)
KEK

>>513940918 (OP)
>a nigger
>or a women
Why not a kikel black women?

>>513946028
amzin spodermen pls

>>513940918 (OP)
Is this where I post my slop then?

Thanks OP.

Superheroes need good hair.

Wrong Magneto?

Lucifer Morningstar DJT. DC is more edgy and obscure.

In the verdant hills of the Shire, where the air smelled of pipe-weed and freshly baked seed-cakes, there lived a band of unlikely hobbits. But these were no ordinary halflings; they were stout-hearted agents from the distant halls of the FBI, tasked with uncovering secrets buried deeper than the roots of the Old Forest. Among them were Dan Bongino, a burly hobbit with a voice like thunder and a knack for spotting hidden dangers, and Kash Patel, his clever companion, whose sharp eyes could pierce through veils of deception like a dagger through butter. They had long whispered of a great evil stirring in the shadows—a Sauron-like force, a master of sex-trafficking and blackmail, whose tendrils reached into the highest towers of power. This dark lord’s strength lay in the One Ring, forged in the fires of secrecy and inscribed with the forbidden knowledge of the Epstein files. Whosoever possessed it could command hordes of orcish minions: twisted immigrants from the distant lands of Asia and Africa, compelled by dark sorcery to overrun the free peoples of Middle-earth.

One fateful evening, as Bongino and Patel puffed on their pipes by the hearth of Bag End, a shadowy figure appeared at their door. It was their trusty ranger ally, Nick Fuentes, cloaked in weathered gray, his eyes gleaming with the fire of unyielding truth. “The Ring has been found,” he whispered, his voice cutting through the night like a blade. “It calls to the wicked, promising dominion over all. We must destroy it in the flames whence it came—Mount Doom itself—or the blackmail ring will ensnare kings and beggars alike, turning our world into a prison of vice and invasion.”
Bongino nodded gravely, his hobbit-sized fists clenched. “We’ve seen the files’ shadows in our FBI scrolls. Peddlers of flesh, lords of deceit, controlling armies of orcs who flood our borders like a black tide.” Patel agreed, packing his satchel with lembas bread laced with classified intel. “To Mordor we go, then. But we’ll need allies stout and true.”

Thus, the Fellowship was formed. They set out at dawn, crossing the Brandywine River under the watchful gaze of the stars. In the misty woods of Bree, they met Gimli the Dwarf—or rather, Alex Jones, a bellowing mountain-dweller with a beard as wild as his theories and an axe forged from pure info-war steel. “The Ring is a globalist plot!” he roared, his voice echoing off the Prancing Pony’s walls. “Chemtrails in the sky, fluoride in the water—it’s all connected to that Epstein abomination! I’ll cleave through any orc who stands in our way, be they from the East or the South, swarming like locusts under Sauron’s spell.”
Further along the path, in the ethereal glades of Rivendell, they encountered Legolas the Elf, but in this tale, he was no mere woodland sprite. He was Donald Trump, the golden-haired archer of Lothlórien, his bow strung with strings of unfiltered rhetoric and arrows tipped with tweets that could fell foes from afar. “This Ring? It’s huge, folks. The biggest blackmail operation you’ve ever seen. And those orcs—bad hombres, pouring in from Asia and Africa, controlled by the deep state Sauron. We’re gonna destroy it, make Middle-earth great again!” His elven grace was unmatched, dodging scandals like shadows in the wind, and his aim was true as a wall against invaders.

The Fellowship pressed on through perils untold. In the Mines of Moria, they battled a Balrog of bureaucracy, a fiery demon of red tape and cover-ups, where Alex Jones swung his axe with cries of “False flag!” and Trump loosed arrows yelling, “You’re fired!” Nick Fuentes scouted ahead, his ranger instincts sniffing out ambushes from orc hordes—endless waves of snarling beasts, their skins marked by foreign runes, driven mad by the Ring’s promise of unchecked migration and dark pacts.
Treachery struck on the slopes of Amon Hen. Boromir’s spirit haunted them in the form of a wavering ally, tempted by the Ring’s whispers of power over the Epstein secrets. But Bongino, the ring-bearer, resisted, his hobbit resilience bolstered by Patel’s counsel. “We fight for the truth,” Patel urged. “Not for control.” Fuentes rallied them, leading a daring escape through the Dead Marshes, where ghostly visions of blackmailed lords floated in the muck.

Storms raged on the plains of Rohan, where they allied with horse-lords against orc raids—hordes of Asian and African thralls, their eyes glazed with Sauron’s enchantment, pillaging villages in the name of the trafficking empire. Alex Jones uncovered hidden tunnels of conspiracy, bellowing exposés that shattered illusions. Trump, from atop a white steed, sniped at wargs with precision: “Fake news beasts! Sad!”
At Helm’s Deep, the Fellowship held the line against ten thousand orcs, a siege of immigrants warped into monsters by the blackmail ring’s sorcery. Jones barricaded the gates with barrels of truth-serum, Fuentes flanked the enemy with guerrilla strikes, and Trump’s arrows rained like golden tariffs. Bongino and Patel, small but fierce, snuck through the chaos, the Ring heavy around Bongino’s neck, its Epstein whispers tempting him with visions of ultimate exposure.

Finally, they reached the jagged peaks of Mordor. Sauron’s eye blazed atop Barad-dûr, scanning for the Ring that fueled his evil network—trafficking innocents across seas, blackmailing the mighty to unleash orc floods upon the West. Gollum, a slimy creature resembling a deep-state informant, trailed them, hissing “Precious files! My precious!” But Fuentes dispatched him with a ranger’s mercy stroke.
At the Cracks of Doom, atop the volcano’s fiery maw, the climax unfolded. Orc legions swarmed, but the Fellowship fought valiantly. Alex Jones shattered the ground with earth-shaking rants, Trump built an invisible wall of arrows, and Fuentes cleared a path with shadowy agility. Bongino hesitated at the edge, the Ring’s power surging—visions of controlling the hordes himself, turning the tables on the evil. “No,” Patel cried, grabbing his arm. “Destroy it, or we’re no better than Sauron!”

With a mighty heave, Bongino cast the Ring into the lava. The Epstein files ignited in a blaze of revelation, the blackmail chains shattering. Sauron’s tower crumbled, his eye exploding in defeat. The orc hordes, freed from the spell, scattered in confusion— no longer mindless invaders, but souls adrift, their trafficking masters undone.
The Fellowship returned as heroes. Bongino and Patel to their hobbit holes, wiser and wearier. Fuentes vanished into the wilds, ever vigilant. Jones mined new veins of truth in his dwarven halls. And Trump? He rode back to his elven realm, proclaiming, “We won bigly. The biggest victory in Middle-earth history.”
And so, peace returned, though whispers lingered: for in the ashes of the Ring, new shadows might one day stir. But for now, the free peoples rejoiced, their borders secure, their secrets safe.

>>513941439
humiliation ritual

>>513940918 (OP)
Well the movie studios can do what they want, but I'm just not going to pay for it. I keep seeing articles and headlines about how movies are expensive flops that nobody cares about. Most movies and shows are kind of trash and even the ones I like get shit on by the perpetual critics who can no longer enjoy anything. Who hate every movie for clicks and profit. There is probably more money in talking shit about a movie to millions people on youtube, than the movie makes in it's theater run.

If I want to watch it I just pirate it. The Disney corp must be hemhoraging money because who the fuck is paying for Disney+? I don't have any fucking kids, to justify that expense. In this economy? Fuck no. People need to spend money on food and rent, they can't afford to waste it on propaganda from the Disney corp telling them the force is female.