Thread 513947688

Pardon Day
Come watch niggers beg to get their sentence commuted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBcwq2KFR9A

Docket for today

whats the appeal of these threads

>>513948044
>whats the appeal of these threads
It's good background noise while I work from home
It's comfy talking to anons about the cases
It's voyeuristic to see these little glimpses of people whose lives are so completely different from mine

>>513947688 (OP)
tyb

TYB

Time to keep killers behind bars.

>>513948044
Crazy stuff happens + chatting with anons. Here is the hearing that started it all.
Pawdaddy: https://youtu.be/nRMsoFzBbdo?t=15492
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/387597996/#387604653

>Alls I did was sold him some drugs, I didn't kill him
>Is in prison for 2nd degree murder
Denying the crime, off to a good start here

Good evening gentlemen, TYB
Time for Murder Monday

So this retarded nigger dindu nuffin.

Eat
Well
Travel
Often

What does one have to do with the other?

>His mother was a prostitute
>His father was a felon
And now he's a felon too - and I bet het has kids who will continue the cycle

>Hope he doesn't mind me saying
>He Momma was a crack-ass whore and his Daddy was a prison bitch

>Mom had a heart attack at his brother's funeral
I mean, at least the family's already gathered for the services, right?

>>513949582
Kek. Big Funeral Home planned that hit.

I can already tell that this lady's gonna keep rambling until she's cut off by Sheryl

>>513949907
they need a shot clock

a bit of the ol shuckin n jivin

>>513950557
This is a great idea

>mr grant, mr tillis is trying to ask you some more questions
>i have no more questions

Don't try to plead your innocence to the fucking parole board
Just say "yes sir, I take full responsibility, I done all the programz, I found God, let me out please"

Meemaw says snitches get stitches, and end up in ditches.

>You weren't going to be a snitch
Damn Meemaw

pls say "a certificate"

pic related is what i'm hearing

>Ronnie getting shut out
fucking lol

>I gave the money to my friend on Robinhood
Damn, day traders are the worst.

>A heard of folks

New euphemism dropped, frens.

>Mr Grant
>Gets denied

>>513951339
i'm horrified this chimp even knows what robinhood is

Keitra reminds me of this one
May I Speak? The silent chimpout saga https://youtu.be/VgrOTi8V5fQ?t=8622

>>513951436
who could forget? she wrote it on her diner order pad or whatever it was

>>513951436
classic

>>513951436
This was kino
>Kerry's unwavering and emotionless face
>The ceiling bird cafe chef absolutely losing her shit
>That unkempt white guy who looks like he spent the night sleeping in a bus station

Town rapist is next.

top quality legal counsel

oh shit the pcp sent him feral n wildin

pic related is this dude's face on PCP

>Sup niggas?
>Yakub here
>Let my nigga be free
>A'ight yo, peace

>>513952049
I’m a White guy that used recreational drugs cause it was fun. Smoked pcp laced pot several times and never raped anyone.

How do you fuck up reading a script?

>>513952420
Hey draw anon!

He, uh, dindu, uh, nuffin, uh, he, uh, wuz, uh, a, uh, gud, uh, boy

This Davis nigger is a retard.

>kidnapped
>threatened
>raped

>Sexual intimacy has continued to be uneasy and awkward
Yeah, for me too, but that's just because I'm really bad at it

>>513953023
She would fit right in here

>>513953023
iktf fren

i think this woman is being unfair to the rapist community

>>513953023
I didn't even get raped. feelsbadman.jpg

>raped a white woman
lynch him

>Primitive
>Instinctive
>Animalistic

Based.

>Screw that
He certainly did

oh this is some some genius shit. it will totally get him off.

>>513947714
holy shit almost all of them killed somebody this time.

Hello frens, how are you doing today? It's been a while since I watched pardons.

im late have i missed anything

MIIIIIIIIIIISSUS CROWLEY *dun dun dun*

>>513953445
mornin fren. it's been a lot of shucking and jiving these last few cases. how are you today?

the "it could have been any nigger on PCP that raped you" defense isn't working on meemaw

>>513953445
Good to see you Algeria anon

>>513953558
You haven't missed much

>Angola sex training programs
sounds like a real pain in the ass

absofuckinglutely brilliant.
>oh i knows all about it maam

>>513953415
Today's pardon day
Most (if not all) are sentenced to life without parole, and they're asking for the board to recommend a commutation to allow for parole
So yeah, it's a lot of murderers

I also deny him. Send him to be trampled by bulls at the rodeo

>>513953793
welp he tried.
>substitute teacher
lol.

Meemaw's fatigue is really starting to show

couldn't even get chuck

>>513952652
Hey friend
>>513952675
>He, uh, dindu, uh, nuffin, uh, he, uh, wuz, uh, a, uh, gud, uh, boy

Threadly reminder that Kerry Myers was literally convicted of beating his wife to death with a baseball bat

>>513954013
She might be on the parole board this week, we have a single parole day on Wednesday, with only the whitest of people.
>Pic related

at least it's self aware

Again, I used those same fucking drugs and never raped or murdered anyone. Stop lying nigger.

>>513954316
>mexicans
kek

>>513954316
W/M= White Male
A/M= Asian Male
H/M=???

>>513954499
Hispanic, the one unlucky white guy to be assigned Hispanic.

>>513948023
>>513954316
it gets its own special classification

>>513954499
I'm guessing H/M is 'Hispanic male'

>>513954499
...hispanic? but under their system wouldn't that be "white"?

Denied - Not enough time served.

>>513954591
I wasn't aware it was classified as deportation hearings, looks like it's its own thing now, we had a few people that were supposed to be deported here before, but they were just kept in prison because last year's ICE didn't do shit, and they knew they would just release them.

>>513954316
>Garcia
>Mendoza
>Martinez
>Mendoza again
>Rodriguezmartinez
>Contrerasmartinez
>W/M
Fucking kek, quintessentially aryan chads

>>513954646
>Hoang pham
White
>Hervin Pineda
Latino
We have the one guy classified as Latino too, for some reason.

>We need some big guys to be the roman soldiers
We wuz romans n sheit

>You are a good talker
For a nigger who spent all his life in prison, he really is.

>>513954316
>we have a single parole day on Wednesday
Nope - DEPORATION hearings on Wednesday

Wait, I thought they made it so pardon has to be unanimous?

>>513955333
they gave him possibility of parole when he's like 100 lol

What a crock of shit.

>>513952420
The way you drew his eyes makes him kinda cute

>>513954316
How many of these hwyte gentlemen will require the services of the real-time spanish translation call center?

>>513955688
he was after a commutation so maybe not
>>513955724
governor still has to sign it which probably wont happen any time soon if ever

this ASMR is fucking awful

also is ONNIE a typo or is is supposed to be like that?

NOOO!

this guy is fucking decrepit

Next up is first degree, let's fucking go!

oh shit the whole ghetto is there

3 whites in a sea of blackness.

HOLY SHIT

>>513953649
thanks fren

>>513956042
Sheryl has to try to pronounce ALL their fucking names

some unusual names. some of them are even real.

>Latreesha
ahahahah i just can't.....heheh

>>513955688
Looks like for Pardons they only need 4 votes
I thought it had to be unanimous too

https://doc.louisiana.gov/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/02-209-Hearings-Before-Board-of-Pardons-Updated.pdf

JESUS CHRIST THAT'S AN ENTIRE NIGGER COUNCIL

>>513956194
i feel so bad for her

>The same person I were
The ONE time they have to use was, she uses were...

>I was not the same person I were

This is a bullshit, pre-written statement. Do not release this coon.

>I ended up stabbing her multiple times
Man, I really hate it when that happens, don't you anons?

>>513956508
I don't like it when I am made to stab people over a dollar or two, but it's just something you have to go with, 'namean?

Boo fucking hoo. Can someone shut this hole up.

>>513956508
>i didnt know the knife were loaded

Grandpa can't take more of this horseshit

>>513956699
he drinke

guys she oversees the snack shack, we gotta let her go

Oh, this is the Aussie babe. She is a looker.

Did she kill an Aussie?

>>513957163
>She is a looker.
Indeed

>>513957163
>>513957189
NVM, I stepped away for a sec

sigh

Jesus fucking Christ.

For stabbing a cracker bitch we at the luisiana parole project would like to pay the nigger's rent and feed her with your tax dollars. In conclusion fuck whitie.

>"I thought I made it clear I did not wish to speak*
>starts speaking

>>513957227
Yeah she is. Boob-anon made a few nice edits of her.

for being off the cuff this guy is killing it

>>513957507
>Boob-anon made a few nice edits of her.
I have two of them, not sure if he made more

>finding your own mother murdered
rough

I wonder how hard it is to not call the person who killed your family member, a worthless nigger, in court?

>>513957612
>>513957662
Yup, those were from his "lace series". I guess those were his test runs before he became Boob-anon.

>>513957777
Checked and I know. I would have to seek out this bitches family.

>his head just did that

>>513957952
>lace series
Sometimes I think lingerie is sexier than actually seeing the woman naked

>>513957952
hey alonsbro. are we on this next weekend?

>>513957952
very tasteful

>>513958049
I'm in the same boat. It gives you more of a fantasy to build up.

Back to the cage. There's been some interesting cases today.

>>513958072
Fucking A! It's been a long time. I've been rewatching the older seasons. Started on 1983, and currently on the 1993 season. I miss those days. I hope Fernando can score a few more points this year. I just hope that Newey builds him a competent car with the new regs for '26.

i wonder if this account still exists

ENTER TRACEY

posting with a vintage Barbara

>>513958371
not that there haven't been some great races here and there (as much by sheer luck as anything else), but the past twenty years of F1 have been real dogshit. though i am damn glad they got rid of those stupid grooved tires and brought in the 3 session quali.

>>513958473
Nope, Shoah'd.

>>513958624
>ENTER TRACEY
I would like to do that, yes

some more vintage Ms Barbara

Tracey doesn't mess around. Too bad I have a meeting, I would love to see her put the screws to this inmate.

>>513958742
figures

>attempt to get divorce
>accidentally kill someone
unfortunate

>why are you in jail, old woman?
dindu nuffin just got a divorce, patriarchy an shieeeet

I want to have sex with Sheryl, shes a real woman.

>whole motive for murdering is blamed on a man
well well well

in retrospect, it was prolly was a mistake to shoot him right there sho nuff maam

>I lost custody of the child
>I couldn't understand how that could be
>So then I committed murder

So she killed a lawyer for serving her divorce papers? What the fuck?

>>513958912
I would sex down Tracey first.
Tracey is a window since 2021

>>513958726
I hated that retarded bullshit. All that just to slow down one team, well one man. The current quali format is what it should have always been. I think it has to do with the era of dominating teams lasts entire regulation periods, nowadays. Back in the days a team would dominate for 3 years max. Then the balance would swing. I think the FIA needs to make the regulations less restrictive. Allow innovation. That would make things interesting.

Fuck this stupid monkey very much.

>>513958958
i wonder if there's enough introspection in the universe for her to ever get the irony there

this woman can cook, let her free

what fucking classes are teaching about stocks and meat?

>>513959257
to be fair, she probably makes a mean fried chiggum

she's talking about cooking in her parole hearing. just 60iq things. these people should be living in huts in africa not in parole hearings in the first world.

soup class
my favorite class

she is deeply remorseful for her flippant decision to murder another human being for transient reasons
she might not do it again
what do you have to lose, sheeeeiiiittt.

>>513959315
>Get yo hand off muh dick yuhermee

>>513959088
thats why i dont watch , its just gonna be the McLaren winning every race with a 2-3 second lead , no drama just everyone driving in a nice straight line

nonononono not the family asking to let the nigger murderer of their father out, again
the west has fallen

aww sheeit she gettin out

>>513959556
I mean, before that it was Red Bull -> Mercedes -> Red Bull -> Ferrari

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full anon, no user list, no chat, no preview
come fags it's only a few pieces

>>513959088
definitely. they used to be testing and innovating all year and bringing new shit every race. now you basically know how the whole year is going to go from before the first race and there's a decent chance you'll know how the whole regulation cycle/"era" is going to go after the first race.

What a cuck.

>>513959613
letting an 80 year old grandma out of prison is peak white behavior because we recognize humanity in even a nigger. we're the superior race for a reason. you gotta work on your compassion anon.

imagine the grease fire when they cremate that nigger.

>victim's family cucked out and speaks in support of setting a murderous negress free
It's over

>2 white people advocating to let the nigger who murdered their father/husband free
Fucking disgusting. Whites need to get our shit together. Our altruism has gone too far.

>>513958789
>>513958932
She was a cutie

>>513959738
I can have compassion for a poorly trained, aggressive mutt who breaks out of his yard and mauls the elderly, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have to be put down.
Loving foreigners more than your family isn't virtuous, it's perverse,

>>513959809
not all of it apparently

https://www.casemine.com/judgement/us/59148fbeadd7b0493456a94d
>"On June 14th, 1982, an appointment was made by the defendant, Carolyn M. Cobbs, to see the decedent George Emitte Core, an attorney, to discuss a legal matter. The appointment was made for the following date, June 15th, 1982, at 4:00 p.m. Ms. Cobbs made the appointment under the name of Barbara Johnson.

>"At approximately 9:30 a.m. on June 15th, 1982, Ms. Cobbs presented herself in Mr. Core's office and stayed only briefly being told that her appointment was for 4:00 p.m.

>"At 3:40 p.m. Ms. Cobbs called Mr. Core's office and confirmed that her appointment was at 4:00 p.m.

>"At 4:00 p.m. on June 15th, 1982, Ms. Cobbs arrived at Mr. Core's office, identifying herself as Barbara Johnson. Ms. Cobbs was given a pamphlet to read, which she did, and the secretary began to fill out a form pursuant to Ms. Cobbs' answers to certain questions. The answers which she gave to the questions asked by the secretary were false, but most resembled in some way the true facts pertaining to Ms. Cobbs.

>"The completed form was taken to Mr. Core where he reviewed it and asked to see the client.

>"Ms. Cobbs entered Mr. Core's office and the door was shut behind them. After a minute or two of brief conversation between Ms. Cobbs and Mr. Core, Ms. Cobbs shot Mr. Core with a single shot from a .38-caliber revolver in the right upper chest, a wound from which Mr. Core died a short time later.

>>513959809
Uncle coming in with a vengeance

>>513959864
based and animal control pilled, at least the families entire genetic pool isn't trash

>>513959909
That woman is a monster and she should not be set free under any circumstances

>>513959935
>>513959864
So what the fuck was the motive of the first cucks? The divorced wife and her son is trying to posture some kind of white savior narrative?

Uncle is kicking ass and blowing his cuck nephew out of the water. This is a great statement.

sheeeeit we're back in the game deny bros

this is a best of candidate

This unsaw uncle narration is straight kino. I hope he turns the tide.

if she really said she'd do it all over again that was pretty fucking stupid

thats a loyal wife right there

faggot accent voice

>>513960564
yeah real annoying and fake

oh wow all this totally explains and forgives why she shot a guy who had fuck all to do with it

Real nailbiter this one, I hope they don't get swayed by this song and dance.

>Lost custody in an uncontested divorce hearing
Brilliant demonstration of character right there

>>513960197
your tax dollars at work; bribes, threats or some combination of the two
thanks, Community Relations Service

>>513959662
congrats.

>son is not present at the hearing
>victim family, strongly opposed to release, mentions him as supportive of them
lmao, that's telling. denied incoming

>>513960564
I hate these liberal apologists who get these criminals out of jail so they can murder another white person

>>513960764
Probably Jewish.

I wonder why the husband didn't want a person who would commit murder be around his children?
Why would he divorce her and cut her out of his life?
This woman is such a good person that she lost custody of her kids in an uncontested divorce!
Surely, she is a good person. LET HER GO

can this cocksucker find a glory hole to plug his mouth?

>An award for excellence attendance
lmfaooo

this fat bald faggot looks like he would get raped by men in a mental hospital that he checked himself into for his terrible anxiety

>>513960834
theres been a lot of jewish public defenders on this

come the FUCK on Pete

Tracey from the ropes with the knockout

tracey delivering the slam dunk

would have been much funnier if she had 109 write ups and NONE of them being her fault

>>513961176
>would have been much funnier if she had 109 write ups and NONE of them being her fault
I see what you did there

fucking lol the nigger can't even tell if she was late

>>513961147
>>513961154
What happened to criminal menopause?

121 writeup

Pete you better just be crossing your ts with this questioning I swear to fucking god

HA!
DE-NIED!

Bring it home Prator. Deny this bitch.

whew, close call

Back to the cage you old niggress!

GET FUCKED KEK NEPHEW

Fucking Pete.

9 hearings to go

FUCK NIGGERS

You people don't care if they're guilty or not. You just want to see niggers suffer.

>>513962007
yes

>>513960999
Anything these rats can do to destroy White civilization.

will Rashan be a Black Hebrew Israelite?

>>513961885
>9 hearings to go
Pete is going to need funyuns

>>513962007
Correct

>>513962007
All niggers are guilty. Some are guiltier than others.

>>513961885
Watch Sheryl get increasingly fatigued with bitches rambling on

>>513962137
>9 more hearings
Maybe we really should order Pete that pizza

>>513962181
>>513962042
Satan's gonna be stretching your assholes in Hell.

>>513954316
>Ho, Hien
>A/M
>Pham Hoang
>W/M
Are these guys on today?

>>513962382
Wednesday, deportation hearings
Expect lots of dial up translator antics

>>513962555
Witnessed and thanks I didn't read the comment.

This nigger making his nigger speech.

>>513962257
They would probably be a bit wary of a pizza from their friends from /pol/. It would be funny though.

>sprung into action
potentially poor choice of words

well spoken black gentleman

>>513962007
true but it doesnt matter because theyre always guilty

>>513962382
they know theres a couple of vietbros in this general so they threw them in for their entertainment

I fucking hate it when I remove somebody's pressense.

who here lunchmaxxing
bulgogi beef (homemade) & kimchi (not homemade)

When are we gonna hear from Tyrone Glover?

>>513963230
That's not white food. You should be eating unseasoned chicken tenders.

>>513962723
Yeah I am glad we decided against it but the idea still gives me a good chuckle.

>>513963308
>unseasoned

Address the board, not the offender!

Address the board please ma'am

WRAP IT UP GOOD GRIEF

>>513963922
I think it's so funny how you chuds post these infographics as if it's gonna change my mind or something.

>>513964137
8 more hearings of this, anon

Why
are we.........talking
like....this?

>>513961785
I ended up missing the end. My work phone rang as they were just calling for a vote and that was that.
I am glad she was denied

Anyone else not watch the stream and only read this thread as I do?

>>513964217
maybe she's on oxygen or something

>You robbed me of something you could not never give back
I am sure that was a deliberate double negative by this 80IQ sheeboon.
I don't think shooting black people should be a crime within itself. When niggers kill eachother, we should charge them with disorderly conduct or public disturbance ect

this is the gen that trains good little NEETs to kowtow to any demand when in the presence of uniformed police officers

cucks

>>513962007
right. your point?

>>513962007
You're new around here, aren't you?

>>513962007
4chan mods are some kind of decrepit anti-humanist maggot-folk aren't they

Who's the sanitation worker / baggage handler?

>>513964354
If I miss the stream I just watch the threads to see if anything good happened.

>>513964564
Nah, your jannies are obviously based and idiotpilled since they allow this tripe to remain up

>the negative energy got me
What? lol

>>513964417
my position is that all africans should be deported
and until such time that theyre deported, they should be subject to stricter laws that punish them severely for disorderly conduct or violence
for example, any african who lays his hand upon a white man should be sentenced to death
anything less than that is at this point, considering what we now know about africans and their inability to cohabitate with whites, completely unacceptable

>>513964847
>all africans should be deported
deported six feet under

NOT TRAYVON

>>513965072
>that added flavour of justice

>Another public speaker who can tell the kids not to make a terrible mistake
There sure seems to be a lot of these and it doesn't seem to work out, does it?

Back to the cage!

>>513947688 (OP)
Nigger

>>513965314
didn't they try that before....?

>even chucky denied
brutal. back to the cage!

>>513965558
its the firing indiscriminately into a crowd that sealed it
killing innocents is a no go

Anyone baking?

>he's a great role model for my children
>in prison
holy shit lady

>>513966653
Yeah that's fucked up

>>513966653
She's fucking tweaking on meth rn.

>>513966653
and she's a teacher

cherp alert

>>513964648
You don’t like niggers beg to get their sentence commuted? It’s probably the funniest shit ever. But one can cry about it.

>>513966788
I dont think she is on meth, just resigned to a loser mentality

>>513966792
she looks like a teacher tbqh

Is this guy white, black, or mutt?

Wait. Are these 2 dumbass women competing to take him home?

>>513967064
Pete, Save us all and deny
I am not even very sure what the heck he did

>>513966876
Every time I look at her, her face is twitching, but i'm not paying attention that hard.

i've got a thread in the oven but it's gonna be another 30 seconds before timer ends

>>513967477
>>513967477
>>513967477

>>513967421
Thanks anon