Thread 513956986

>>513956986 (OP)
Nobody in Europe will buy that shit.

>>513956986 (OP)
if there would be a market, we would build that nigger shit ourselves

>>513957192
>>513957313
>we don’t do this in GERMANY!!!

>>513957192
they will (and that's a bad thing) because it is regulations that prevented their predominance, not european elegance or taste
thanks trump!

>>513957192
Hello Ahmed, people that work will buy the trucks, now please get back to your satan worship and $ handouts

>>513956986 (OP)
Eurotrash are beyond pathetic with their little fagmobiles, no wonder turd worlders conquered you in 10 years flat.

>>513957192
^^ This
American roads are not the same as european. Your roads are all large, straight lines with clear visability. Euro roads are the opposite. You buy a McPickup you are guaranteed to crash it in to something, if its the drivers fault or not.

>>513957468
Hello Muhammad, as stated before, people that work and have actual jobs will buy the trucks, compared to Euro garbage vehicles these US made trucks are 1000x's more reliable and less costly to maintain

>>513956986 (OP)
Where did this narrative that big pickup trucks kill people come from? I've never once seen anyone produce a single bit of data that they are involved in more accidents with pedestrians than any other kind of vehicle. People just started screeching about them killing kids out of nowhere the last 5 years or so.

>>513956986 (OP)
I thought yurocucks had to pay taxes on their cars engine capacity and emissions, why are they buying giant pickup trucks instead of a small truck or midsize?

>>513957616
>US made trucks are 1000x's more reliable and less costly to maintain
lol
absolutely delsuional
your cars are made by niggers and mexians

>>513957616
Cleetus, nothing you have said is true, not one thing. You know nothing.
> US made trucks are 1000x's more reliable and less costly to maintain
kek

>>513957313
G wagon is the peak of nigger cars though

>>513957618
Sedans are designed so if you hit someone in the front it knocks their legs out from under them and makes the person fly over or to the side of the car. Pavement princesses are tall and flat in the front so there's nowhere for a pedestrian to go so they take the full force straight on or go under the vehicle.

>>513957704
German cars are the most unreliable in the world

>>513957192
I saw a Ford Raptor in Berlin get rekt

>>513956986 (OP)
>US pick-up trucks flood into Europe

Impossible. Eurofaggots always tell us how stupid our trucks are so clearly they would never buy one. Eurofaggots would never say one thing but do another, right?

>>513957616
People who work and have enough money to buy a truck will chose a Mercedes sprinter, Renault Jumper or something like this.

>browns now get to mow down even more germans and anglos in a single allahu ackbar
gl to you all

>>513957704
still 10,000x's more reliable that Mercedes/BMW garbage, you should see the Mercedes/BMW market here in the US, when they are out of warranty they can be had for far less than a Corolla, only super rich soccer moms drive them

>>513956986 (OP)
These things are gas gazzlers and dont fit most EU roads not only in the cities but also rural towns, whoever buys them in the EU should hung from a lamp post

>>513956986 (OP)
>will cost european lives
fire all of your guns at once and explode into space

>>513957798
sure thing
must be why noone outside of your nigger shithole buys a Chevy
sucks to be you, Pancho

>>513957764
the cheaper diesel g wagons europe has had for decades?

>>513957884
you realize the frst line are three quarter europeans right?
you fuckign white ameircan trash

>>513956986 (OP)
RAM sucks.

I have never owned an automobile that didnt have either an SBC or LS motor in it and probably never will.

>>513957192
Arabs and Niggers will

>>513957983
and yet where did they all end up moving to? your invasion of Europe from the middle east has been well documented

>>513958142
shut up brown mutt nigger
you will never be european

>>513957923
cope

>>513956986 (OP)
The nutflexing in this thread.

We already have American trucks here and they are popular among tradies because you pay less taxes on them.

Americans still won't get Hiluxes.

>>513957923
Modern chevy is garbage. But the LS series of motors is one of the finest ever manufactured by humanity imho. What you people could never understand is that complexity and improved performance isnt inherently good. It has to outweigh the negatives. The LS (generally) had good performance, was repairable, simple, easy to work on, robust, fairly reliable, etc.

VVT is probably the greatest abomination ever foisted upon the automobile. Particularly when coupled with a dual overhead cam.

>>513957923
He's right Brocoli head. Germany used to do neat cars but now the euro market is pityful.

>>513958301
Ever since Germany got invaded by the middle east and their women raped and blacked, their engineering has turned into complete dog shit, I think maybe in the 80's their cars were decent and would last well past 100k miles, now when they are out of warranty they are basically free here in the USA, truly a tragedy

>>513956986 (OP)
>will cost European lives
yes, it's not the brown criminals, it's the American trucks killing people

>>513958504
oh shit it's Moo Deng

>>513957857
No one but Gypsies buy Mercedes, and the retarded buy Renault.

Most people with taste buy Toyota, which is neither American nor European.

>>513957923
you haven't made a decent car since the 90's, you can't speak anymore

>>513958358
The LS can easily be modified to be way more powerful than any million dollar urinepean fagmobile for a tiny fraction of the price.
>>513958445
They were never good they cost germany ww2

>>513957923
You aren’t genuinely suggesting that German cars are good, right?

>>513957192
in romania you get taxxed to hell and back for those v8 amerishart engines.. most people can't afford them anyway in europe

>>513958318
Hilux is mostly a meme derived from people who watched television programs about them. Not that they were bad per se but people who made them famous were in third world countries and they had to make due with what was available and they did make due. But the vehicle itself is i fervor to many others.

For example I could make a serious argument that you could take like a square body chevy from the 70s and it was superior in every category. Big naturally aspirated v8 simple/robust motors. More power. Cheap parts. Easy to work on. Solid front axles etc.

>>513957192
Annoying social media influencers will for sure

Useless oversized cars that nobody would buy, except maybe builders or transporters to carry stuff around to home or to work.

>>513957192
>nein nein nein du muss kaufen die elektrische wagen!!!!

>>513958590
Germany engineering is superior to shartmerican niggercars

>>513956986 (OP)
My small town is flooded with massive Dodge RAM's that are twice the size of normal pickup trucks.

I like it, though. Gives our town a bit of an oldschool vibe and the town feels more conservative because of the Dodge RAM owners.

>>513958560
You can buy alot of crate LS motors for about the same cost as two full headlight assemblies on a modern euro luxury car lol.

>>513956986 (OP)
While only ~1% of the EU can afford it.

>>513957192
You all love them though, very practical vehicles

>>513957192
Cope. Already saw a few of those in my suburb. The average European is just as retarded as the average mutt

>>513957192
Wrong.

>>513956986 (OP)
Nobody will buy this except some boomers trying to show them leftie greens commies. It's too large to fit our infrastructure, too expensive, too fuel hungry and doesn't meet ecological and EU safety guidelines. You'd have to vastly change their design at which point they'd become your normal euro car. But american companies like Ford already do that for decades anyway.

>>513958669
maybe 30 years ago
but i know how much you browns like bmw and mercedes even thought they're completely garbage now

>>513958590
youre kidding, right, you stupid nigger

>>513958544
I talked of light trucks. Mercedes sprinter are very nice but the reliabity leaves much to be desired but all euro brands are like this now.
Toyota and Honda are the best brands imo but they are falling for the screens everywere too.

>>513957704
Our cars are made by robots. There are majority White people babysitting the robots to keep them running.

Let me guess ? You need more ?

>>513956986 (OP)

they'll finally know what it feels like to have a penis for the first time in their lives.

>>513956986 (OP)
do americans even make non-suv/pickups anymore? just normal cars
they discontinued pretty much everything

>>513956986 (OP)
I hate driving my 1500 around downtown vancouver and downtown seattle. I could only imagine the nighmare of driving a ram in a major european city.

>>513958504
This.

And like I said, we have American trucks here, they have no poorer visibility than semis and if that is a concern mirrors and sensors will be mandated but it's a faggot talking point regardless.

>>513958856
DOHC, EGR, VVT, small displacement turbo. Toyota has been junk for a while now.

>>513958856
The Hiace and Hilux aren't light trucks now?

>>513957192
only because they can't afford them

>>513957798
I want an Audi A4 but they don't make them in manual ;__;

>>513958921
No, you need less. You need to rip off the ad blue to begin with.

>>513957923
lol. lmao, even. Imagine not owning a Chevy.

>>513958938
No. Sedans are de-juro illegal in the USA now thanks to CAFE emissions regulations. Pretty much every major auto manufacturer announced in lockstep like a cartel that they all plan on discontinuing their sedans.

>>513956986 (OP)
>Dodge

lmao I am so sorry, yuropoors.

>>513956986 (OP)
German cars suck nowadays for their price range. I'd never, ever buy one, I'd go for a Skoda or a Dacia or some japo car.

>>513958740
>suburb
Go outside of the cuck urban centers and they are everywhere because german car builder are too retarded to make something that is useful but also wont throw you into massive debt.
Just waiting for toyota to sell tacomas and 4runners here.

>>513958604
Thanks to Stellanis, RAM ditched the v8s a few years ago. Now they are reportedly supposed to be going on a V8 apology tour next year but even if they do- they will still be junk.

>>513959086
fucking grim
no wonder amerisharts have to tariff their market to keep foreign cars from competing

>>513958710
You can make twenty 4000hp LS powered muscle cars for the price of one koenigsegg

>>513958999
All your Toyotas are gas powered American designs so you can't really compare, we have diesels.

>>513957923
>too fucking stupid to understand why this topic is being had
They weren't being imported.

>>513959086
Chevy, Ford, RAM, Toyota etc. all that matters is what's under the hood. Right now Ford probably makes the best motors gas and diesel.

Which is ironic considering that for like 40 years GM always made the best motors.

>>513959036
I never see Japanese trucks here so I don't know them well. Maybe I saw a hilux once but that's it.

>>513958544
>>513958856
>>513959211
absolutely delusional

>Lexus and Toyota – over 100,000 cars recalled for engine failure

>Toyota is facing one of its most expensive and complex recalls after discovering a defect in the V-6 twin-turbocharged engines powering both the Tundra pickup trucks and the luxury Lexus LX SUVs. This issue affects vehicles from the 2022 and 2023 model years, specifically those produced between November 2021 and February 2023, and for the Lexus LX, from July 2021 to November 2022.

>What’s wrong with these engines?

>The defect that triggered this large-scale recall can cause the engine to stall suddenly while driving, significantly increasing the risk of a crash. The root of the problem stems from machining debris left inside the engine during production, which can lead to engine knocking, rough operation, difficulty starting, and, in the worst cases, total loss of power.

>In May 2024, Toyota notified the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) of this issue. At the time, the company estimated that only 1% of the 102,092 potentially affected vehicles might exhibit the defect. However, this figure was largely due to limitations in NHTSA’s reporting system, where Toyota explained that it was unable to provide an accurate estimate of the number of vehicles affected.

>Drastic solution: complete engine replacement

>Two months after the initial filing, Toyota still had not determined exactly how many vehicles were affected, leading to a radical decision: replace the engines in every potentially impacted vehicle. This means swapping out the engines in over 100,000 vehicles, including approximately 98,600 Tundras and 3,500 Lexus LX SUVs.

>So far, this solution only applies to non-hybrid versions of the 3.4-liter V-6 twin-turbocharged engines (designated V35A). The hybrid Tundra models are not included in this recall because, in the event of an engine failure, their electric motors can still provide power to the vehicle.

>>513959318
because your cars are trash made by mexicans and niggers

>>513959211
Anything wirh EGR and DOHC and turbos is inherently inferior. Not even in the discussion of being good motors honestly.

>>513957192
I know at oeast 2 people who have them in my small town. Not that many but they are very noticable on the road because of how different the design of these cars are. Very contrasting.

>>513956986 (OP)
Pickups as inherently dangerous slaughter juggernauts is the silliest fantasy of the left.
I don't understand what they're so afraid of.
>Will cost lives
Jeaus Christ. What babies.

>>513959418
You are a faggot and a retard who knows nothing about global markets.

>>513959194
Germany demands 19% Einfuhrumsatzsteuer (import VAT) on every single retarded thing you buy from the USA. USA does no such thing.
USA has every right to suck every drop of blood out of Europe now.
And Goyrmoney must die for the utter faggotry they've been unleashing on Europe and the world in the past 20 years.

>>513959458
>terrified of a turbo giving usable power

>>513957192
You should, they are pretty good at running over brown people.

>>513956986 (OP)
Why the fuck would anyone need these?
>but muh hauling things
Buy a van fag

>>513959496
I know that american cars are absolutely irrelevant on the global market
which is why youre left to desperately shilling 4chan for your trash

>>513956986 (OP)
As long as you don't make retarded CAFE rules, it'll be fine. American trucks would be obnoxious to try and navigate a European city with, and you have cheaper options for actual farm work.
In America, making passenger vehicles fuck-huge gives you an emissions break, so it can end up being cheaper to manufacture.

>>513959565
Why are they all driving on the wrong side of the road?

>>513959565
my favorite is the massive roundabout near Heathrow that has so much traffic you had to put traffic lights on it and now it's just a massive, confusing waste of space

>>513959124
>>513959536
oh look, a falseflagging american nigger
who doesnt udnerstand how taxes work
taxes are not import tariffs, you fucking stupid fuck
and the least of all do they explicitely target american car makers
every car maker pays them, including german ones

>>513959553
Adding 50 new points of failure to cram more air into a small displacement motor when the same thing could be accomplished with a simpler more robust larger displacement motor IS inherently inferior as an objective mechanical reality.

>>513957192
Europe's dirty little secret is that every European secretly desires to live like an American - big house, drives everywhere whenever they want, high salaries, low population density

>>513957192
LOL

>>513959557
Its cute to watch eurocucks seethe at things they wished they had. I'd be mad too, little buddy

>>513959587
I'm sure if Germastan banned water imports you'd talk about how shit water was because its not being imported, retard.

>>513959755
what an ugly american mongrel

>>513959380
All brands recall cars this isn't something unusual.
The automobile market is shit everywere now I wouldn't buy a brand new Toyota or Honda but you can still find good ones on sale.

>>513956986 (OP)
maybe now the europoors will build regular sized roads instead of those little cuck ones.

>>513958301
This picture is triggering me more than it should, not in the least because the Charger platform is based on an old Daimler chassis

>>513959772
nothing is banned, you retarded american trash

>>513959721
They really aren’t but go on and die on that hill. Go play with your sub 200 hp boat that gets 12 mpg

>>513957772
Watch the I-5 protest collision videos. You don't slide over the fucking car, it launches you off of the windshield after bashing your head with just as much force as anything else moving that speed.
Sending a person flying vertically is not significantly different than sending them flying horizontally. At best the energy gets transferred into angular momentum, spinning the victim like a pinwheel until they bash into some other immovable object.
Captcha TVG0Y

>>513957313
You only don't have them because of your gay regulations. You will buy them, you will love them and a tradesman still driving a van in 5 yrs will feel like a faggot. Eurofag manufacturers will spend the following 10 yrs trying to catch up.

>>513959695
It seems you are the one who doesn't understand how taxes work.
Germany importer buys car in USA for 50,000 USD
Has to pay 9500 USD EUSt
Plus tariffs!

US auto retailer buys German car for 50,000
Has to pay 0 import VAT
Plus tariffs

Simple as. If one country demands an import duty from the buyer and another, that's an unfair disadvantage.

Not that I care, like I said, Goyrmoney is dying and that's a good thing, as evidenced by people like you

>>513957616
Most of the people in the US that buy them don't use them for work. Why would the EU be any different?

>>513957192
The Euro Cuck fears the American Big Black Truck!

>>513959791
the truck or the fat filipino?

>>513957192
Yeah, in order to actually get any use out of even just a quarter ton pickup truck you need to:

>own land/property (truck for hauling furniture, trash, landscaping equipment, yard debris, towing trailers towards those ends etc.)
>be willing and able to work physically (fix things in your home yourself, work on projects outdoors, lift heavy things in and out of a truck, etc.)
>enjoy off-roading in the abundant wilderness (driving in any 4x4 area whether at the beach, in a desert, in the mountains and forests, etc.)
>have a sense of self-reliance and independence with things in their lives (an attitude of "I'll handle things myself" and the spirit that they can do whatever they set things minds to do themselves)
>have a strong desire for freedom (a hatred of feeling that they live their lives completely at the mercy of more capable people)
>enjoy being a helpful resource to friends and family (reveling in the ability to use your capabilities to the benefit of the people you love and hold dear)

When I think of European men, none of these traits come to mind. They're more the types who don't really own any property or land, who don't even want to own vehicles much less do anything with them, who call other more capable men for help and to save them when something needs fixing, who exist as helpless burdens on everyone around them, unable or unwilling to put in the effort to solve their own problems.

You're right, these vehicles would be wildly unpopular in Europe.

>>513958301
This is a troll image right? The charger chassis is based on an old Mercedes platform, lol

>>513956986 (OP)
Why do Eurosissies have it in their head that bigger cars are murder machines? If you get hit by any car cuckbox or otherwise, you're liable to die.

>>513959892
american cars compete with german cars in germany
both pay the taxes that are required

american cars compete with german cars in the Us
both pay the taxes that are required

holy shit, every american is a fuckign retarded nigger

>>513956986 (OP)

Maybe you can drive them on freeways but good luck getting them through any city with streets still built for medieval foot traffic.

>>513959841
>dumned it down for the retard.
>still doesnt understand
When I lived in Germany, I fucked some married women. They loved the imported American dick.

>>513960002
blablablabla
USA doesn't charge 19% import VAT
Meaning any US reciprocal tariff can automatically be 20% higher than that which Goyrmoney charges.
Also, Goyrmoney needs to die.

>>513959557
Because they think it's cool and they want one.

>>513958358
VVT is fine. Its been reliable in Honda engines for decades.

>>513959953
the car is made by those mongrels

>>513959962
It honestly does come down to this meme. Something is wrong with euros, especially their men.

>>513960066
>dumbed
>Dumned
Bet the retard focuses on this

>>513959874
For a mid size all-purpose truck you really need about 350 hp. If this can be achieved with a naturally aspirated motor that is more robust, mechanically simpler, easier to replace and repair... how is that not inherently superior?

I can (and have) replace some of my motors with brand new crate motors for the same cost as full replacement of a turbo assembly on alot of turbo diesel trucks. Repairability/replaceability IS reliability.

>>513960082
taxes arent import duties, you stupid fuck
the only thign that needs to die is your nigger shithole, american trash

>>513956986 (OP)
Germans will trade in their Trans-Am
in favor of Bay Watch beach vehicles
so they can be like David Hasselhoff

>>513956986 (OP)
Idiots, pickup truck a classic war tool.
Obviously expecting war.
Stupid dint see it.

>>513958301
Looks like the German one is gonna bottom out a lot earlier.

>>513959898
They're too expensive to run. If people could afford those engine sizes, tax and fuel costs, they'd buy some premium brand German car over a pick up.

>>513959739
This is the source of their eternal seethe.

>>513959999
This is your leftist propaganda. I remember libtards placing children in front of them.
All your insanity land here at one moment or one other.

>>513957192
I heard Germans love F-150s Americans bring over / sell when they return home from the base.

>>513957192
ok if no one is going to buy them then why are eurofags worried the trade rules have been changed to allow them?

>>513960148
I’d rather have the diesel and not break down and replace the motors while having more engine. Replacing a turbo every 200k isn’t that bad for what it adds

>>513960189
Based.

>>513960089
VVT is literally adding about 100 new points of failure (chains/belts, bearings, etc.).

Failure of timing related components is one of the easiest ways to cause catastrophic engine failure. Does it seem sensible in your tiny mind to add a timing system on top of your timing system? And then doubling it on a DOHC? It increases mechanical complexity. It adds more points of failure. It's location makes the motor much harder and more expensive to work on. At every single level it is inferior? And for what? So that the cost can be passed to you and you can comply with govt efficiency regs?? You people really are marks. You are being abused and you like it.

Oh nice now you can pretend to be mutts with a tiny pecker.

>>513959874
You're a retard. This isn't the 1970s anymore.

>>513959962
It would be unpopular for gas price, the roads to little but don't worry niggers will rent them.

>>513957192
Those who do are idiots.

>>513960272
I've seen the images your talking about, but the only footage of small children being run over comes out of China where none of these vehicles are sold

>>513960475
Yeah but that is what that anon is talking about, his old shitbox Chevies that do legit get about that.

>>513960357
Thats the same argument that has led us into the inherently inferior motors we now have.

In your miniscule mind do you really not see how ridiculous it is that I can replace a whole motor for what you spend on a full turbo assembly? Not to mention the risk of catastrophic failure that could result if one acts up.

>>513960249
We used to make small pickups, those were practical, but fucked up environmental regulations made it to where car companies basically have to either make small passenger cars or massive retard trucks with no in-between size. The small old ones are always snapped up by spics, so if your dad doesn't give you one you're basically fucked in regard to fuel costs if your job requires hauling. Plus side is that you can be in collisions and not take any damage sometimes.

>>513957192
I see at least 1 retarded RAM a day. Maybe the occasional mustang/camaro/challenger (it's all the same car btw).

>>513957884
All those modern heroes pictured are scientists, not warriors. Chris Hemsworth was more jacked than all the guys from the 80s except Prime Ahnuld.

>>513957192
there's already several driving in my small town
and I don't even know how they legalized them. But now that it's simplified there will probably be more
the only issue being that burgers value their trucks, so it's not a 5k buy, but more like 20k+
for 20k+ you can buy a pretty nice used premium car.

>>513960475
Even a crate 1970s style sbc with some improvements on the cam etc. Will produce 400 hp and be far cheaper and more reliable than a modern dohc turbo diesel.

>>513958739
2 door trucks are practical, the 4 door pieces of shit with a twin turbo V6 are trash.

>>513959565
Well yeah, they're all driving on the wrong side of the road

>>513956986 (OP)
a relative from USA was visiting, traveling around, pull into a gas station.
he noticed a Ford truck and being American started chatting to the guy- some boomer weasel doing his sunday drive. made his year to be noticed for his import truck. so its a social status symbol because gas per liter and some people just idolize their USA captivity.

>>513960549
I mean they placed children in front of them for show the lack of visibility and from here they started to tell those trucks are killing machines.

>>513957192
and if they do, they won't be able to fit on many streets

>>513960576
Small or large is largely irrelevant. Small trucks should still have solid motors. It is true that the regs have been harder on Small trucks but even the motors in big trucks suck today.

The only decent diesel truck you can buy today, you have to pay 10k to delete the EGR and void your warranty. What does that say?

>>513960563
I promise this is better than any of your shitboxes. Ford has really done well with the latest. Modern engines are pretty damn good but I do try and get the better ones not the 1.0s that euros get

>>513960704
Having 4 doors plus pretty nice for practical applications.

>>513956986 (OP)
Why does that truck have two different front tires?

>>513960725
Bro it's a truck, and all of our country's our fucked. If we disowned you as a vassal state, you would just kvetch about Russia as you have been for time immemorial.

>>513957192
The only people in the US that buy Mercedes are niggers and pajeets so the can feel like they are important how does that make you feel hans?

>>513956986 (OP)
nothing more annoying that a fat american car taking up two parking spaces at the supermarket.
any euro who buys one of those is a larping faggot

>>513956986 (OP)
These vehicles will be used to run over migrants

and spend 3x more on already exoensive gas? nah

>>513960888
...on a car. You don't need that in a truck. You need hauling capacity in a truck, not more room for occupants.

>>513960766
The lack of viability critique doesn't even make sense. All those new cars have forward collision detection, so it would beep at you pretty hard if a kindergartner were in front of it. And if you were traveling at any reasonable car speed, you would see a kid before they came into a blind spot.

>>513960826
Just look at that disgusting monstrosity. Lools like some prop from a fucking cheap sci fi movie. Disgusting. Even the Ford diesel in the 250s requires a EGR delete from the factory that voids your warranty. You call that good? The Ford gas burners in the 250s is probably the best choice on the market right now though.

I have L31s and 400sbcs that I drive like dogs because at the end of the day if I burn them up... good- I'll just replace them wirh something better for less than four months of a payment on a new truck.

>>513959071
which gen you want? There were plenty made in manual. Don't buy newer diesel. Everything over 2005 is full of eco bullshit

>>513961025
All mine are 8ft beds as well? Capacity is not dampened at all

>>513956986 (OP)
not for the city smuel, get lost

>>513956986 (OP)
the mutt cancer spreads

>>513961070
It just werks, if it gives and issues then it gets deleted but for now it’s a supremely powerful, robust, efficient motor. Take your little disposable motors and go away.

>>513958301
>tfw you will never again be able to purchase a decade old e class chassis with 700 freedoms under the hood and a 6 speed for 56k US

>>513961277
There are plenty of these around. Just buy a used one.

>unironically linking reddit
>posting reddit
go back and stay back

>>513961030
True now they put detectors everywere. Except some farmers who already bought toyota trucks or jeeps I don't see who will buy that honestly.
America is big, you have good wages and aren't taxed like us. You have holes in roads so it make sens there maybe but here the insurance will rape you, the fuel price too.
This isn't viable.

>>513960725
He won't like his Ford as much once he strips the head off his first lug nut trying to change his tires

>>513958301
Why are you parking on the fucking curb?

>>513957468
>Your roads are all large, straight lines with clear visability. Euro roads are the opposite.
Wait a second, Mr. Bong... do you really think pickup trucks don't have windows or steering systems? In fact, you get much better visibility out of a truck than out of a low to the ground sporty car with an oblique roof line. And finally, I am pretty sure trucks (lorries m8) are navigating all of your roads with no issues.

>>513956986 (OP)
>EUROPEANS CRAVE TKD
ftfy

>>513961359
Mine was 56k new. Motherfuckers want that much for a used scat pack these days.

>>513959086
That's an Australian designed and made car thougbeit
>>513959892
are you stupid? every car sold has VAT.
every single one.

>>513961619
I’m honestly surprised bongs don’t buy out one tons due to the road sizes. Yes they are a little bigger but a 2 door is a lot smaller than a semi for hauling shit. Wondeful for farmers and the like stuck with midsize class

>>513961224
No self respecting truck owner buys a new diesel super duty Ford and doesnt delete the EGR. It's frankly insane.

Motors want only a handful of things- fuel, lubrication, and COOL CLEAN AIR. This is just a ground level basic motors 1101 type thing honestly.

>>513957704
A relative of mine has an Audi Q5 with only 90k miles on it and it already needs a suspension overhaul and a valve cover gasket replacement. I thought German engineering was supposed to be good?

>>513956986 (OP)
Well the pickups have next to no market beside a few fans and some rural farmer/ranger/hunter demand. There's a way larger demand for US Muscle and Supercars that actually have good market.
pic related, new vehicle registrations in 2025 in Switzerland

>>513961812
It’s been fine to me. This one has 112k which is pretty low. I’ve never had any issues with any of them over the years.

>>513956986 (OP)
>Fagdditors are concerned about cars "flooding Europe"

>>513961852
What blows my mind is that once upon a time a gasket job was not a major ordeal.

These days it's a major job because of all the shit that has been put on the top of these motors.

>>513957192
you'll be surprised. i already see retarded huge brand new hummers everywhere

>>513957192
if they dont have Stasicall, im buying one first thing in the morning

>>513957704
>>513957923
this nigger talking out of his asshole
never made real repairs or custom attachments on his vehicle in his life
anyone whose ever worked on a truck knows how spacious and easy they are to work on, nevermind the fact that you dont even need to jack it up.... ever
its night and day difference

giving me PTSD from when i had to change a break line that corooded to road salt in a normal car
fucking nightmare

>>513957884
Nice cherrypicking

>>513961946
Just give the motor what it wants goddam. It wants cool clean air- give it cool clean air. Would you put fuel mixed with water in the gas tank on purpose? No. Then again... maybe you would idk.

>>513957192
>>513956986 (OP)
Big pickup trucks and obesity are two things that Euros always mock Americans for, yet as soon as you guys are presented the same opportunity and circumstances, you become JUST like Americans.
We're not as different as we pretend.

>>513959772
i get off on how much they seeethe at our superiority. like this third worlder here: >>513959791

>b-but the big American truck is SCAWY and might hurt someone

Goddamn it's impossible to imagine how Brits used to rule the world, such whelpish faggotry.

>>513962085
Again it’s fine? Had an oil sample sent out recently and engine is in top shape and will be for the foreseeable future as it gets taken care of. Your seething is palpable.

>>513961946
Here's what I do- no shit. I have a separate bank account. Every couple of months I throw about $500 bucks in there until it hits about 7k.

Once it hits 7k, that money stays there in case one of my motors or trannys burns up. And if so... hello blueprint 383 kek. The difference between us is that you fear your motor burning up. I halfway look forward to it.

>>513962374
Why would I seethe? I'm not the one making a payment lol.

>>513962380
The difference is that I don’t want to be breaking down when I’m hundreds of miles from home at all when I need to be somewhere. I demand the best and get the best.

>>513956986 (OP)
>cost European lives
????

>>513957468
Not my problem.

>>513962434
I’m making a payment?

>>513957192
I saw one pickup truck all summer long.
Nobody wants this shit. lol

Europoors are just scared of American cars because they are bike fags. webm related coming to Europe soon.

>>513962521
I rarely go on long road trips bro. And my ol lady has a small car for that. And I have been known to just rent a car for particularly long trips also.

Plus, your definition of "best" involves EGR and turbos and making a $1,000 monthly payment etc kek get a grip.

>>513957192
I vill bu ze truck and I vill be happy.

>>513962562
If you buy a new super duty for 60k cash you are an absolute clown. If you buy a used one for 40k cash you are also a clown.

>>513962757
Renting is for women and retards. And yeah it is the best I can put 10 tons behind me and basically forget it’s there. Quite nice

>>513957673
> Every European country is the same
Fwiw there are a lot of American trucks in Sweden if you are not in the city.
I don't need anything besides my Octavia myself.

>>513962578
Trucks are so useful though. A car is just an A to B type of thing. A truck is much more.

It's a mobile work bench. A mobile couch. A mobile cleaning bench. A mobile tool box. A place to throw beer cans. A place to throw dead animals. A place to haul gas cans. It helps you do yard work. It helps you transport lumber and fence wire you name it AND it gets you from A to B.

Do you people honestly do none of these things??

>>513958259
fellow europoors, how do we cope with this

>>513962945
If I make one long trip in a year or so why the fuck would I buy a new piece of junk for that purpose? Did this make sense in your tiny mind?

>>513962838
Came out to 90 put down half and pairs the rest off over the two years I’ve had it. I will not be in a poverty spec truck for extended periods.

>>513962085
people do that all the time to cool the engine down.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_injection_(engine)

>>513963052
Many stationwagons have decent capacity, people here just drag a trailer for bigger hauls.
We tend to have public benches grills etc. So most people don't need to do all that in a car. Bet it's good when hunting though

>>513963125
>too poor for decent shit and can’t use his superior trucks.
Hahahah

>>513960725
my last ride

>>513956986 (OP)
If you do not have a big car, you are poor scum, fag!

>>513963129
>A 90k truck
Kek this all explains so much. You act and think like a woman. Did the 90k also include the rockstar wheels?? Did it come with the monster energy sticker because at some point they are going to start coming stock for you people.

>>513963052
A van is all that and more.
>400% more space
>swappable seats
>easier to get around
>much lower gas consumption
>way more reliable and easier to repair
There is literally not a single reason to own a pickup.
Im fact if you live in EU or the Balkans you're downright retarded for getting one.

>>513957192
They will.
>Source: they bought them
I'd say I feel bad for the German economy but also Germans were cheering for letting China trade EVs into their country, so you all wanted to crash and burn anyway.

>>513957192
We won't, but sandniggers, jeets and regular niggers will. They are the most susceptible group to americanisation and will "buy dat ford hellcat 2 flex on dem otha niggas"

>>513957192
We're already driving them
Look out lil Hans VROOM VROOM

>>513956986 (OP)
kek, i dont think any european would be stupid enough to buy one of those buses and if did would soon regret it ,
Might as well let us buy the THing you refer to as string cheese

>>513963587
Not at all it’s a working truck, nice 17 inch wheels. Only thing I really care about is heated and cooled leather seats for trucks as they make trips pretty nice and are easy to clean. I might go up to a KR next year as I really like those seats.

>>513963283
Kek bro I dont usually engage in anonymous online pissing contest but in reality the odds are I probably mog you in every way. I probably land mog you. I probably financially mog you... I probably physically mog you.

And clearly I mentally mog you because I'm not stupid enough to buy a new model turbo diesel trucks for 90k and not even have the goddam good sense to delete the EGR kek.

>>513957192
I would buy one in America, but they'd be fucking useless here. Too bulky to park or drive on European roads easily, not useful enough to justify it. A van at least has multiple times the utility space and is approximately the same size. These things make sense in North America where land is cheap and space is plentiful.

>>513963623
So you throw dead animals in the back of your van? You keep gas cans back there? You throw beer cans back there?

Is there nowhere on your property that you NEED 4x4 to get to??

>>513963846
Hahahahah I’m not trying to piss as well. Sorry some people don’t larp as truck people. I prefer better tools for my work.

>>513956986 (OP)
Pickups are the best "do it all" vehicle and usually driven by the best drivers on the road.

I can fit five adult men in my truck's crew cab, fill the bed with equipment, and comfortably go where we need to go while towing a trailer.

>b-but you can't park your 6.5" tall pickup in a parking garage in the city!
I don't go to cities.
>b-but you don't always need your truck bed or towing capability!
Nope, but I like knowing I can do either whenever I want to vs having to schedule renting a cuck truck from Uhaul
>Your gas mileage sucks!
I pay maybe ~$400 more a year 8n fuel costs compared to my old 4 cylinder sedan. It's negligible.
>You're financing your truck for 84 months at 20% APR
Nope. Paid in full.

>>513956986 (OP)
>eats a fuckton of gas
>nowhere to park
>can't navigate in narrow streets with everchanging elevation and turns
I can only see some richfags buying them as they do with jeeps

>>513963977
Kek well thats the irony we probably have more in common with each other than we would anyone else in this thread but this is just the nature of arguing about trucks online isnt it.. the most similar people argue have the most to argue about.

>>513960826
>Ford has really done well

There is no way to Dodge Ram 2500 King Ranch Editions could pass one another in Cinque Terra, but I anxiously await the Kaotic webms of flattened moped "drivers".

>>513957192
Somebody will. Just think what one of those will do to a Christmas market.

>>513963982
>fagnadian loves filling up his backseat with men

>>513958301
>yfw you know that's actually the same exact chassis, and that logic is null.

>>513964143
Probably but I’ve been through the wringer and tried running older shit and been burned and want to steer people right. You get further ahead just buying new, writing it off and not worrying about old shit breaking. These issues you say with motors is nowhere near as big a deal as you make them out to be and gear mongering does no one good.

>>513958089
>LS
The LS is a GM globohomo engine inspired by the windsor. Never put it in the same sentence as the SBC again.

>>513958301
Bottom right looks like CGI...

>>513964187
Yeah the 6.7 powerstroke is legit a good motor on par with the 7.3 and has been around for 10+ years now

>>513956986 (OP)
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DRIVE SOMETHING BIG!
what the fuck niggas

Knew it was going to happen now that you've flooded your country with niggers and foreign trash.
Your public transport will die slowly and people will want huge trucks to drive over swarms of browngroids and protect yourself from their trash driving in gay stanced BMWs and other gay street racer boy trash wagons

>>513964398
The reason all the motors are gay and suck these days is because everyone just resigns themselves to them.

I'm not going to delude myself into pretending a pushrod motor with no EGR and not VVT etc etc. isnt superior. There is nothing technological stopping us from making good motors again. It is totally political and it will never change if people don't stop just rolling over and pretending trash isnt trash.

If you say "I need a new truck and have to get the lesser evil it sucks but I'm doing the best I can" then fine but let's not delude ourselves.

>>513963935
Hunters usually just use caddies or vans.
There is a gas station here every 10km, no need for canisters or whatever, but if you really need it you got your whole roof for that.
Apart from maybe the UK or some Baltic nations you have no need for serious offroading, in euroepan countrysides regular cars/vans for perfectly fine off-road.

>>513959669
All the roundabouts near me had to get traffic lights as well. Now there's just this awkward giant circle with lights for some people and not for others.

>>513964599
>Those were the days my friend
>We thought they'd never end

>>513956986 (OP)
>tiny little British road
>big American Chevy
Thinking about this is getting me horny, no joke. The turns will be very tight but it’ll work out. Might have to stretch the road a little bit to get all four wheels in the lines.

>>513964448
The LS was a great family of motors and it's like peak fedora tier contrarianism to try and argue otherwise at this point honestly. Time has been the judge. and the Windsor was always laughably inferior to the sbc.

Also the only big similarity between the LSs and the Windsors is the size and dimensions.

>>513958672
Based. The all black RAMs look good

BIG
BEAUTIFUL
CARS

>>513959459
>very noticable on the road because of how different the design of these cars are.Very contrasting.
Do you want one? Be honest, do you get the urge to be more American?

>>513963935
>Is there nowhere on your property that you NEED 4x4 to get to??
implying you own a property that necessisates a 4x4
you sure do mister Texas rancher man
your property starts here and ends just beyond the horizon lol

>>513959141
>Just waiting for toyota to sell tacomas and 4runners here.
Euros cant buy tacomas or 4runners??? Wtf

>>513959962
/thread

I’d love to see an American truck trying to navigate the windy streets of Paris

>>513964798
I just think its interesting.
Your continent gets flooded with mean stupid foreigners.
Your market adapts and you start buying the meanest looking autos.
Normal white people in EU will start avoiding public transport like a plague.
You're going to buy bigger, safer vehicles over jeet truckers and third worlder coded driving.

>>513959669
This shit is common in Ireland, roundabouts are so retarded

>>513956986 (OP)
The only 'people' that want this retarded shit are niggers, arabs and pakis though. It's a vehicle which is objectively worse and less useful in every way made just to show off to other retards

>>513965039
>Do you want one?
not really no, I have no use case for a car like that
>Be honest, do you get the urge to be more American?
maybe in 1985, but today
our Ministry of Forestry routinely buys Ford F150s though
they find them useful if that's any consolation to your pride

>>513959554
Kek. This will probably be their main use case.

>>513956986 (OP)
The only ones that buy these are shitskins and manlets

>>513964691
So you really dont see the advantage of being able to ride around with gas cans in my truck or being able to just throw a dead animals back there? Or being able to clean fish on the tailgate? The list is gigantic really. Just yesterday I was fixing the tin on a barn and I just pulled the truck alongside and used the bed like a scaffolding.

I mean I have a couple of creeks that you WILL NOT get a two wheel drive vehicle across. So why would I own a vehicle that wouldnt even get me from one side of my property to another? Does that seem rational?

>>513964653
I don’t even think they are really that trash. Even our shittiest little Korean nipboxes are pushing decent numbers and lasting pretty damn long. New trucks are better for this kind of stuff as a lot of things are learned from motors to transmissions. I might go back to a ram next year or two to get zf8s and either 6.7 or 7.2 Cummins. People are blinded by rose tinted glasses on survivors but a very good amount of these old “superior” engines died for no real good reason.

>>513965040
Texas? No. But I do probably have like ~20 miles of firebreaks and about six creek crossings and I would be stupid to buy a vehicle that wouldnt drive them.

>>513956986 (OP)
Why would anyone want to buy a huge cumbersome trash can

>>513965184
>if Americans could read this they’d be pissed

>>513965184
Those retarded third worlders are going to survive their illiterate trash teir driving when they plow into some English guy's family in a compact.
The driving and transport itself will turn into a low level "weapons race" on the road with people buying their families the "safest" vehicles...
Just like the US...

>>513965372
you're on 4chan on a Monday man
you don't own no property lol

>>513965090
>windy streets

>>513960985
>nothing more annoying that a fat american car taking up two parking spaces at the supermarket
Kek. The big truck makes you seethe. Mogged

>>513965285
I dont get attached to an engine. Engines and trannies are long term consumables in my mind.

If it makes 200k miles it's done it's service and the rest is just bonus. I measure miles on frame. If a truck isnt good enough to replace the motor in... it was never a good truck to start with imho.

>>513956986 (OP)
I don't mind people buying these giant shitboxes in the EU. It will be easier to tell apart the subhumans that will get culled when the civil war comes.

>>513965496
Kek you are just going to stopp to flat-out denial? Is this what we have come to?

Dont phone it in at least do me that mercy.

>>513958926
>trying to compensate the lack of foreskin with a pickup truck
I bet you give blowjobs for KFC.

>>513961903
The new bronco is nice. I want one. Durango SRT looks good too.

>>513965639
this is the internet dude
on the internet, nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody.

>>513965542
Drivetrain is the heart of any vehicle and are the most important part to me as if they fail I’m fucked. Frames can come and go especially if you live in a hostile environment where they rust away no matter what. I want peak reliability and modern vehicles do that pretty well.

>>513956986 (OP)
>masculinity returning to europe

>>513956986 (OP)
It's nigs who like them

>>513965810
The drive train and motor is the heart of the vehicle, true- but just think for a second what those components are literally doing mechanically. Think of the wear. Think of the complexity?

They are consumables ultimately. Long term consumables but they come and go. A good truck is one that it makes sense to replace the motor in.

>>513957798
Never buy a car with a timing chain especially if you drive your shit until it breaks and dont do any preventive maintenance all timing chains suck ass

>>513965039
yes Europeans will never admit it, but come on, American cars are majestic and everybody knows it

>>513957313
Stfu, jews will hear you!

>>513956986 (OP)
>will cost European lives
and also save some

>>513966069
a timing chain will let you know when it need resplacing if you just fucking listen
a plastic fucking timing belt will just snap and wreck your engine

>>513958739
I need the link to this vid

>>513957437
you drove normal cars up until the 90s when everything was still going well
then you turned full tranny lgbtqq nigger cumdumps and switched to retarded vehicles en masse
coincidence?

>>513957192
I don't even think they would fit anywhere. You'd get a ticket for parking across national borders. There's nowhere you can park it without it jutting out into some neighboring country.

>>513966069
You're full of shit. Change your oil and your timing change will last the life of the engine. A timing belt can break and destroy the engine.
A timing belt would start to make more sense if it was an easier job.

>>513966183
Nothing fast
https://youtu.be/0daspQOW7lY?si=IPeP5S6aiujca0cK

>>513956986 (OP)
Gonna be funny when all the migrants are driving those huge pick ups around.

>>513957616
true af

>>513966009
Good trucks come and go but I think of it financially with the risk of breaking down. I’ve found what works and will keep to it.

>>513966181
Well yeah I have it backwards ignore me I have a lot of head trauma

>>513956986 (OP)
1968 Deville convertible fully restored for $25k
need it or keep it?
whore not included, sadly

>>513966069
My old nissan truck uses a chain and the tensioner is hydraulically actuated (uses the engine oil pressure to tension it) so when you first start up it used to rattle like hell and eventually eat away the chain guides. I found an aftermarket part where the tensioner ratchets (ie gets tighter but never looser) and it has worked perfectly.
>>513966181
Timing belts are extremely durable. I work in automation and we use them a fuck ton. As long as they are tracked correctly (not really an issue in a car) they will last many many miles. Just get it replaced at the correct intervals and you will be fine.

>>513965243
You can throw dead animals and canisters in the back or on the roof.
Clean the fish at the fishing spot and bring it home in a fucking bucket.
Most places you wanna get here in the wilderness already have "white" roads.
Being able to throw garbage in the back simply doesn't warrant all the drawbacks of owning a truck here, especially these modern mass monsters.

>>513959086
that chevy ute is sublime

>>513957192
(You)

>>513957192
Why'd you have to regulate them out of the market then?

>>513966518
Keep it. I already have a car and dont have space for more than one at my house. I have a 1 car garage. If I had a 2 car garage, need it.

>>513958318
Why are you lying? VPN, or just chronically online USA nigger fan? Amerinigger 100k pickup trucks are fucking rare as fuck here.

A reminder: gas here costs $7 per gallon. And the car purchase tax is about 40%.

Ain't no fucking fuck way that the poor tradie wagecucks are buying american nigger pickup trucks, at least in this country xD

A second reminder: an average tradie Joe earns 30k per year here :D (Before taxes. So closer to 20k after taxes.)

>>513966543
The list of things you can do with a bed vs a van is so gigantic though it starts to sound almost illogical to justify the van over the truck honestly. Stop thinking about all the connotations and memes and stuff. Just think about the enclosed frame of a van and the open box on a truck. One is clearly more useful for certain things it's like sandbagging to try and argue otherwise.

Animals on the roof? What do you tie it down kek? Then what you have to spray the van down when the blood drips all down it and around the door etc? Again this is just one example. And with cleaning fish the tailgate is like having a waist high mobile table for that purpose.

>>513957468
Big trucks are impractical either way, unless you need that raw power.

People buy it anyway because they like the idea of driving something powerful.

>>513966745
>gas here costs $7 per gallon
Thats like california. I paid $3.10 a gallon the other day

When your city streets are full of swarming foreign drug zombies you're going to want a vehicle that can easily plow through a crowd.
Euros going to be driving around in zombie apocalypse vehicles, because theyre in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.
Just like USA LMAO.
Welcum to "diversity" the strangest things start changing when you become a "diverse" country.
Imagine giving your 12 year old girl a fucking hatchet just to take the public bus to school through the hoards of rape zombies in the cities instead of just driving them to school...
Rip Euro public transport.

>>513966091
Those who can't afford them will hate them because “reasons”, and those who are lucky enough to own one will love their big beautiful American truck.

Whats for certain is that no one will be indifferent because these beasts are majestic.

>>513959086
That G8 GT is looking weird with the spoiler and Chevy logo on it.

t. G8 GT owner

>>513966069
shut the fuck up wrenchlet

>>513966922
Are you fat and/or is your cock small? And were you bullied in school?

Would you say you are a confident man?

>>513966332
lol!

>>513967090
Kek. You’ll love your new truck boi.

>>513966838
Use those brackets to tie shit down, like luggage etcetera.
I don't hunt but I think they put animals in some kind of bags before transport them idk, all I can tell you they predominantly use caddies.
Im fact the enclosure is better than transporting anything in the open.
As much as I try to think of some use a truck would provide over a van here, I can't find it.

>>513966922
We don't hate trucks, they're just a hindrance in every aspect.
From driving to usefulness.

>>513966922
Eurofags go crazy for this chink crap but when you show them a cool af American beauty they become squealing bitches

>>513957437
thats right, sanchez

>>513967536
Like I said the list is endless. I mean just this last week I used the truck as a scaffold to work on the barn. I used the tailgate as a work bench while I was doing it. Saturday I pulled the truck under a big wild grape vine high up and stood in the bed and knocked the grapes down into the bed and collected them. I carried a few six bar fence gates last week- and that would not fit in a van most likely. I cleared up a bunch of briars and stuff around some fences and used the bed to haul them to a burn pile etc etc. I hauled a mlwer on a trailer earlier in the week. This is all in just one week.

And this doesnt even get into the usefulness of the 4x4 for getting places.

>>513967598
>0-60 burger miles in 5 secs
>400 burger miles range
>smokes most "muscle cars" at the traffic light
>costs a fraction
>no oil/filter changes
>no coolant changes
>no spark plug changes
>no timing chain/belt nonsense
China will grow larger

>>513967598
Thats a nice future that won't exist without mass remigration of all the browns.
You will be a fool to not put your family in the safest, largest vehicle you can afford with all of these 85IQ third worlders driving around.
Drunk driving and uninsured Spics killed car culture here and the browns will kill it over there too.
Euros still have no idea just how dire it really is.
There's a soft killing off of normal Americans happening on our roads over foreigners with fake licenses RIGHT NOW!

>>513957192
Don't worry little euro twink we'll import testosterone to your dying white communities one f150 at a time

>>513957421
kek