Thread 513961196

Say what you want about aggressive pitbulls, but I will take a pitbull who I could kick away or stab to death over a full strength bear who could toss me, a 6'4 200LB Muay Thai champion around like a rag doll and then open me like a can of sardines before he even fully wakes up to start the day any day of the week.

The worst part about these creatures is that they're faster than they are strong, in other words, for all the brute strength they have, they have even more speed and agility, how these beasts are able to defy the laws of physics is beyond me but they are sooo much more dangerous than a pitbull.

>>513961196 (OP)
Bears are bros. Our mountains are full of them.
Some killed tourists here and there, but these animals are just too likeable.

>>513961196 (OP)
Me? I just won't buy either a pitbull puppy nor a bear cub. I'm not going to risk my life like that

>>513961333
See that's the thing, they're great, I love 'em, nature's own John Wick so to speak, but I hate being put in a dillemma where I'm wondering if I should approach a bear to pat it on the head in the woods because if it doesn't want to let me pat it on the head, then I will literally die.

>>513961196 (OP)
I choose the bear

>>513961196 (OP)
guns were invented for a reason op

>>513961196 (OP)
Bears are basically giant, flat-footed dogs. They weren't specifically bred to attack shit for no reason like pibbles.

>>513961196 (OP)
Ur just a little bitch lmao, i could take a bear (brown or black) easy

>>513961678
Our ancestors, clad head to toe in steel and chainmail armor must've suffered so much from bears with their giant claymores and war hammers lol, but yeah thank God for guns either way, and bear spray.

>>513961759
And yet they're much bigger and stronger, and faster and smarter, etc...

>>513961781
You're missing the point, the effort expenditure required to survive a bear encounter is significantly greater than that which is required to survive an encounter with a pibble.

It's the level energy output that I'm mainly highlighting in this thread, I don't care that you can take a bear in a fight, I'm only pointing out that fighting a bear is harder than fighting a pitbull.

>>513961196 (OP)
A bear will back off when hurt. A shitbull won't.

>>513961196 (OP)
whenever a dog acts up around me i just shove my hand down its throat

>>513963477
Not in most cases, especially if the bear is defending its territory or its cubs.

>>513963605
Kek

>>513961759
>They weren't specifically bred to attack shit for no reason like pibbles
They literally were though. The reason why we haven't domesticated them is because it's literally impossible to on account of their natural aggression and instability. We can't breed that shit out of them: people have tried.

>>513965537
Well I hear Russians have been able to domesticate some of them successfully.

>>513961196 (OP)
WOW! A leafnigger loves pit bulls. What a surprise.

>>513966639
That's just a complete taming. Domestication implies that all of it's offspring would be sufficiently gentle enough to be easily raised by humans, but that's not the case. And Russians are very good at domesticating animals, like they fairly recently did with the red fox.