Thread 513962401

ask me anything about county jail in the deep south

>>513962401 (OP)
You had gay sex ?

>>513962511
seconding this

i saw your first post on this, what did you do

>>513962983
drug court sanction

>>513962511
no I didnt even take a shit it was just 4 days

>>513962401 (OP)
Was it overheated?

>>513964431
it was actually freezing for the most part

>>513962401 (OP)
You should've acted crazy. When they took me to jail I was only there for about an hour before being taken to the much more comfortable psych-ward, and since I'm not insane I talked myself out of the place.

>>513965418
sounds good in theory but more likely you would placed in a holding cell with nothing and one of those suicide vests which is way worse

>>513962401 (OP)
Best meal?

>>513965592
You've gotta really sell being crazy. It was easy for me because I was blacked out on Xanax, they thought I was batshit crazy from the doctors told me. I don't even remember it.

>>513962401 (OP)
How many times did you defend your booty from booty warriors?

>>513965892
the chicken patty and then the beef a roni thing wasnt too bad

>>513965947
my initial arrest was xanax related (on drug court now) but yeah when I first got arrested in april I was asleep for the first day and half cause I was so barred out

>>513965418
in the USA when anyone is involuntarily commited to a psychward they instantly lose their right to purchase firearms. lol

>>513966080
I'm glad I haven't done that shit in a long time, Xanax never ended well.
How long were you in?
>>513966162
For a few years. When you get out you see a panel of doctors that decides how they'll proceed, my time is up I can buy guns no problem.

>>513962511
my first thought as well

>>513962401 (OP)
Did a former glownigger run the county?

>>513965999
triple czech't

>>513962401 (OP)
>county jail in the deep south
what state
what county
my local county jail is 120 years old, and full to the brim to they send inmates to the next county over which is a 20 year old block wall building that is slam packed with niggers. You dont wanna go there.

>>513966497
Were the guards mean? Did you ever say to your captors "im tired boss" while doing hard labour in the southern sun?

>>513962401 (OP)
Did you have a cell mate and, if so, did he share any prison stories and or ask for your paperwork?

>>513966497
south alabama

>>513966896
guards werent too bad honestly didnt have too much interaction with them

>>513967146
yes there were 4 people (including me) in one cell