Thread 513980413

i wish i was a space marine

>>513980413 (OP)
You and me both bro

>>513980413 (OP)
yes, even if you die an agonizing death and your soul is food for the warp you serve 100-200 years in the name of the Master of Mankind along with your brothers. also no women.

>>513980413 (OP)
Me too, anon, me too.

>>513981261
Basically Mithraism 2.0.

>>513980413 (OP)
>>513981123
>>513981282
YWNBASM

Me-ow!!

>>513981123
Fuck you nigger, you dont know that.

>>513980413 (OP)
In his previous presidency, D.Trump created Space Force.
So technically, there kinda are chance to became Space Marine. But it will be different than ones, in Warhammer 40k lore.

>>513981739
>>513981468
Great, i self tagged myself, instead of you. fml

anything less than this is weak

>>513980413 (OP)
I was born into the US Army. They had me running obstacle courses when I was just a kid. They taught me how to do everything from maintaining a proper workout routine, to properly wiping my ass (yes, you're probably doing it wrong).

Now I am 42. Every day, including the weekends, I wake up at the same time and make my daughter breakfast and begin my routine. I only eat salads, fresh vegetables, fresh fruits, and various meats I marinated or cook in a crockpot. No carbs, no sweets, no high-fructose corn syrup, no cane sugar, no aspartame. Throughout the day, I ensure everything remains on schedule, as my state government expects of me. If a problem arises, I solve it. If something breaks, I fix it. If something rips, I sew it. If something bleeds, I patch it. Whatever life throws at me, I'm ready for. I start dinner at 16:30. My daughter showers at 18:30, and goes to bed at 20:30. I spend the next 2 hours working out, then I shower, masturbate, and go to bed. The process is repeated the next day. I have no family outside of my daughter. They are all dead. Not joking. It's just me and her now.

I am muscular, single, focused, free of hobbies, and completely devoid of any distractions. If it was possible to be a single father space marine, that's what I am now.

inb4: "HURR DURR SPAYS MARE EEN IS ABOT STOMPING HEDS AND SHOE TIN FAYSIS!!!11"
No. Carrying a gun is such a small part of being in the armed forces. It's about discipline and the holy mindset. You don't understand it because you were never a part of it.

The grind will continue.

>>513980413 (OP)
A loyalist Space Marine, right?
Right?

>>513983724
Yes

>>513983724
honestly id probably become a slaneshi goon marine

>>513980413 (OP)
I wish I was a space marine

>>513980413 (OP)
You're just as bad as the ꜱoyboys who think everything is a marvel movie.

>>513983724
depends on who you ask

me2

>>513980413 (OP)
i wish i was a beast of nurgle

>>513980413 (OP)
I wish Sonic was real.

>>513980413 (OP)
Me too anon, me too
>~~justice~~
>~~judgment~~
>punishment
>punishment
>punishment
>punishment

>>513980413 (OP)
Me too anon, me too
~~justice~~
~~judgment~~
>punishment
>punishment
>punishment
>punishment

>>513980413 (OP)
Marine is an adjective meaning of or pertaining to the sea or ocean

>>513980413 (OP)
I don't. Everything in Warhammer 40k is just pain.

>>513980413 (OP)
Me too
̶J̶u̶s̶t̶i̶c̶e̶ ̶
̶J̶u̶d̶g̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶
Punishment.
Punishment.
Punishment.
Punishment.
Punishment.
Punishment.

>>513980413 (OP)
Warhammer is Brown-Coded.

I like the Adepta Sororitas because
>FIRE

>sleep for decades to centuries
>wake up do drugs and kill people
>go back to sleep for decades to centuries
I will see you once in a while while you're busy space marining or whatever

>>513983218
How do u wipe ass correctly?

>>513980413 (OP)
>not an iron warrior traitor wiping away xenos and corpse loyalists alike while improving and fortifying the worlds you take for their citizens while making fun of your own idiot primarch
Ick

>>513981782
>But it will be different than ones, in Warhammer 40k lore.
Sad!

>>513984082
slaaneshi marine can be a lot more than just being gooners
there's of course the rock and roll aspect of it, the drugging themselves for fun and to be stronger, but also the highly disciplined ones who've lost themselves in getting better and better at combat

Of all the fictional characters you could be you pick a Space Marine?

>>513980413 (OP)
no, you don't

>>513980413 (OP)
Why? Unless you're the Ultra Marines or Adeptus Custodes you're gonna have a shitty time. A lot of chapters are either plagued with bad gene-seeds, none at all or are always under suspicion of turning to chaos. And that's not discounting if you get too good at your job because if you do then they stuff your body in a dreadnaught where you'll get put to sleep for 200 years at a time only to be woken up screaming and forgetful, sent to war and put back to sleep again.

Granted, they're better off than your typical imperial guard but they live remarkably violent lives.

>>513980413 (OP)
>on a long enough timeline life expectancy reaches zero
Be careful what you wish for.

Whenever I see space marine content I realize it’s most likely posted by some fat nigger with nappy dreads, wearing ill-fitted clothing, that is co-opting white culture. They really have ruined every facet of society at this point. I feel bad for the Warhammer 40k fans that are just getting into it, that aren’t niggers. All of the original players have their groups already so the newbies get to run games with Jamal and Tyrone.

>>513988493
lol
Agreed on whites just getting into the game.

For me its this guys

>>513980413 (OP)
Space isn't real, sorry to disappoint you.

Water as wide as you can see.

>>513980413 (OP)
Same.

>>513980413 (OP)
I crave inhuman levels of violence wrought against our enemies.

>>513980413 (OP)
>ywnb a Blood Angel
jdimsa