Thread 513982191

There is nothing wrong with drinking every night as long as you stick to beer and not hard liquor. Nobody will even be able to tell you drink.

haven't seen that guy in ages
did he die or does the algorithm just hate him now

>>513982191 (OP)
For these guys from planet Rogan it's the roids that fuck them up as much as the booze.

>>513982191 (OP)
JEWKIKE SPORTS

>>513982191 (OP)
Beer is the worst.

>>513982289

his doctor said he's as healthy as a 25 year old athlete

>>513982191 (OP)
>Nobody will even be able to tell you drink.
Then why bother?

>>513982191 (OP)
Beer turns you into a fat retarded bitch like that moron you posted.

>ND shirt
he's pretending to be shane gillis

>>513982191 (OP)
One beer is one entire meal in calories enjoy getting fat as fuck nigger.

>>513982191 (OP)
This guy is a piece of shit. Same goes with all those who orbit the "comedy" czar Joe Rogan

>>513982357
Yea beer is a slow killer for me, it always makes me sick, I very much preferer a dose or two of hard liquor + water for the rest of the night/day than drinking and pissing beer nonstop.

The problem is getting rid of the habit

>>513983545
Not if you are athletic

>>513982191 (OP)
Beer is worse for you than hard liquor, more calories. A double bourbon has the calories of one beer

>>513982191 (OP)
If only I wasn't poor. I would love a cold one right now

>>513982191 (OP)
beer is horrible for your organs and body and makes you obese and retarded. Gen Z doesn't drink because their life revolves around looking good for social media, so having a huge disgusting beer gut isn't cool. Also probably the most cringe shit I ever see is people who drink and show it off because they think it makes them look cool and edgy.

>>513982191 (OP)
That motherfucker is one staircase away from 6 pallbearers.

>>513982191 (OP)
Reminder that all the anti-drinking and smoking shilling is globohomo jews because they need a draftworthy pool of young men, White men especially.

>>513983419
This. Liquor won’t turn you into a fatty fatty two by four

>>513982191 (OP)
Why are they always red and sweaty?

You can tell his BP is at a constant 150/120

>>513984178
>Also probably the most cringe shit I ever see is people who drink and show it off because they think it makes them look cool and edgy.
Except for those Japanese women who supposedly substituted water for beer.

>>513985380
He's got the quintessential US-American face before the muttification of the country.
Or in other words: obese alcoholic.
"Niggerball GREAT" is literally written all over his visage.

>>513982289
He is literally in jail, I am not sure for what precisely.

>>513983545
It's like 110 calories... less than a can of soda.
>>513982191 (OP)
Drinking alcohol daily, it catches up to you, trust me. If you don't get fat, it'll get one of your organs in some way shape or for, or inevitably, your liver. Gout is usually the first sign.

Nightly beer made me fat as fuck. I switched to franzia wine boxes, last me two days but for some reason I always piss on my floor when blacked out, never happened with vodka or beer. My liver feels swollen so im probably a dead man walking. Always feel like a fag buying a box

>>513985809
It very much depends on the beer. Only extra watery ones are 110 calories. Most are closer to 400.

>>513986052
Ok I was off by about 40 calories, but your average 5%alc lager is about 150 calories for 355ml of beer. Where's this 400 figure coming from?

>>513986254
Even as a non-alcohol-drinker I ask:
Who drinks only 355ml of beer lmao?

>>513985723
Pretty you're confusing him with someone else.

>>513982191 (OP)
Beer is loaded with estrogen.

Stick with vodka.

>>513986254
Mostly your imperial stouts and hipster IPA garbage. 400 was hyperbole I pulled out of my ass, it is more like 300 for dark beers. Still when you drink a six pack, that shit adds up fast.

>>513982191 (OP)
Obligatory classic

Been drinking 8-15 beer a night for the past decade. AMA

>>513983649
His dad was a lawyer for L. Ron Hubbard.

>>513983545
>One beer is one entire meal in calories enjoy getting fat as fuck nigger.

Retard

>>513986538
No I just looked it up it was a prank by Tom Segura lol. Not really in jail. Literally no one even questioned it because Bert is a complete drunken lunatic.

>>513982191 (OP)
Dude he's the funniest comedian ever

>>513983437
He's funnier than Shane and gave Shane his platform

>>513985000
No. Liquor will turn you into a toothless bum who shits the bed 3x a year, pukes into the sink, and calls on Jesus when the withdrawals and nightmares get too intense

>>513986718
Who's gonna win the Super Bowl this year?

>>513985915
Mate please make a change. You can't quit outright but you have to find a way to gradually lessen the consumption.

>>513986670
Heavy drinkers aren't drinking stouts and wheat beers ... they down tall cans of old mill ice, to chase after a few shots of vodka.

>>513986461
Lots of people have one or two beers a sitting, in Europe, especially in Germany I know drinking culture is different tho.

>>513985915
You are a fag if you’re pissing on the floor in a black out. I bet ants love the sugar.

>>513987048
The Texas Cowboys will win

>>513983545
I thought Germanics enjoyed beer? Or are you from the Middle East anon?

>>513985718
Fuckin kek

>>513987526
Nah i'm from somalia wallah bre.

>>513982191 (OP)
That is the dumbest thing I've read all month. Good job.
Alcohol is Jewish poison.

>>513985809
>Gout is usually the first sign.
Gout is not a sign advancing alcoholism at all because it's genetic. Now, alcohol is horrible for someone with gout, but booze;etc does not cause it.

>>513988218
Gout is a sign of liver or kidney issues.
It's a lack of ability to filter out uric acid. Like 80% of people who have liver disease get gout.

>>513988662
You don't seem to understand. GOUT is genetic. You can't "get gout" from anything but your own DNA stands telling your body to do it at some point. Is this sinking in, Prajdeep?

>>513988662
What's uric acid?

So, if gout isn't taken care of, it can lead to kidney and liver damage, yes, but you can't "get" gout from anything but one of your parents.

>>513988854
It's what's left after your body breaks down 98% of food and beverages.
If one has gout, the body then sprinkles the acid onto the joints and then it later crystalizes leading to anything from slight burning to the feeling of bones breaking.

>>513985915
Wine is worse than beer because fructose is more wearing on the body than maltose.

Make some changes to keep you busy doing other stuff. The world won't be any better or worse for it.

Eat food=purines=uric acid=gotta piss it out.
If have gout, retard body does not piss out the uric acid, then it stores it. Later if gets hard, which hurts like hell.
Cherry juice helps. Real stuff, not from concentrate, also not drinking booze ever;etc.

>>513982191 (OP)
>Unfunny Rogan butt buddy
>Bar stool sports
Ya, I'm lowkey seething rn fr fr

>>513982191 (OP)
Fuck this gay board, I drink 8-9 beers a night and there's nothing wrong with it. I'm tired of the smegma around drinking. You little kids think you're going to live forever. It's like you have a shiny new toy. I'm ready for death, fuck everyone and fuck you too

>>513988853
I started getting gout when I had fatty liver due to excess alcohol consumption.
There's no one else in my family that has gout. It can be genetic, but its not a "disease" it's a symptom of a larger issue within your body.
Anyone can get gout.

>>513988854
It's a byproduct of your body breaking down purines, which is found in pretty much all food we consume, some people can't filter out the byproduct fast enough, or consume too many purines and the body gets overloaded and it stores the uric acid in joints to deal with later, but if you cannot break it down fast enough and it becomes concentrated enough in a joint, you get a gout attack, which is awful.

>>513982191 (OP)
On one hand Ive seen drunks live a really long time. I think it has to do with hydration since beer is like 80% water.

On the other hand beer is loaded with sodium and leads to irreparable high blood pressure. I dont know the medical reason why the body tries harder to rid salt from the body as an impurity but its basically what happens

>>513989405
Sorry to hear that, but I have gout too and I don't drink and haven't had any alcohol whatsoever in several years. When I did drink it was never a massive amount except for a small handful of circumstances as I was always a lightweight. And I ain't jaundiced!
ok?


>some people can't filter out the byproduct fast enough, or consume too many purines and the body gets overloaded and it stores the uric acid in joints to deal with later, but if you cannot break it down fast enough and it becomes concentrated enough in a joint, you get a gout attack, which is awful.

That is me sometimes, but cutting out a lot of treats and drinking way more water and cherry juice (look into it anon) has helped stave off the more intense attacks.
I had one attack driving, man. That sucked.

>>513982191 (OP)
Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't a beer and a shot of whiskey the same amount of ethanol?
>>513984418
lol
>>513985718
True, I wish Nazi Germany had crushed this society before it metastasized.
>>513986718
How do you manage to dream? Just one drink in the evening and my sleep is shit.

>>513982191 (OP)
I prefer drinking beer every single night. Drinking Vodka and whiskey makes me sick and hung over.

You're also stupid you think you won't get fat drinking wine.

>>513984178
>beer is really horrible for your organs.
But hard liquor isn't. Lmao
Moron take
Also zoomers are all queers

>>513991424
lol@ your accurate zoomer take.

>>513982191 (OP)
Beer is shit. A six pack of IPA has the estradol level of a woman's birth control pill.

I'd rather drink a single malt scotch straight up than your cow piss beer. I can knock off a 26 or single malt scotch or a good blended whiskey in 2.5 hours and not even have slurred speech or stagger at all. The worst thing I'd do would be to post here in an aggressive obnoxious manner.

>>513989974
Get some indomethacin pills ... you'll never have an attack again. That is, if you can recognize the early stages of an attack. Or if you have it chronically get on allopurinol. It's a miracle drug.

>>513992683
I can't get anything I need medically; I have to be my own doctor. I must be on a secret "fuck over this goyim" list, anon.

>>513982191 (OP)
I can always tell heavy beer drinkers cause they always obliterate the toilet with their explosive diarrhea every morning at work. Plus they're always fat.

>>513982191 (OP)
My mom drinks like ~3-4 budweisers a night and has been for like 40 years now. I really wish she wouldn't. I just know she going to have alzheimers in her old age. Both her parents had it but they were liquor drinkers.

>>513992773
You live in the US anon... it's self explanatory as to why you have to resort to diet and hope. Even without my work benefits I get like 40 indomethacin pills for 12 dollars.

Alli can suggest is finding your trigger, and stay away, for my it's cheese, but as I've been recovering from my alcoholism i can eat more cheese in one sitting, I used to eat like half a medium pizza and my feet would start hurting the morning after, not so much nowadays.

>>513982191 (OP)
>beer bloated red freak

>>513993211
Too much Cap'n Crunch definitely is a trigger, mang. I appreciate the good advice.
Have you tried pure organic non-concentrate cherry juice? It seems to flush out the uric acid in my blood, and I haven't had a bad or even medium style attack since I started drinking at least 24 ounces a day+ water.

>>513993651
I don't eat added sugar... fructose is a big trigger I've heard. And concentrated cherry juice is litterally just pure squeezed cherry juice, no pulp, no fiber to slow the digestion of the sugar.
I'm being honest tho, the only thing to stop an attack is steroids, colchicine, or strong NSAIDs, diet can only be a management tool, or you have some other underlying issue.

>>513989405
Id be drinking beer heavy especially on weekend and eating pretty much whatever. Weighted close to 315 lb if not more, made worse by covid. Doctor at time saw my liver enzymes and was like wtf.Started getting gout attacks in toes first time at the start of covid. And of course during holidays like clockwork on New Year’s Day for a few years. Finally stopped drinking entirely and do a clean/keto diet lost around 80 lb , blood work showed normal uric and no elevated liver enzyme. 500+ days sober , craving the beer lately but remembering gout attacks and how fat I was helps me not want to drink.

>>513994253
I said non-concentrated. Concentrated certainly does not work, I'd agree because I've tried it.

>or you have some other underlying issue
Don't we all?

>>513989265
Get help bro.

>>513985718
lmao

>>513982191 (OP)
Beer is the worst and has hops in it which is impossible to quit.

>>513982191 (OP)
With booze, you lose.

Fuck off, Burt's whore wife ruining his life

>>513982396
given and family name of doctor?

>>513989265
KYS and stop ruining other people's mind

>oh yeah, you're just a kike

Nihilism is death, silly faggot
>Get Busy Livin
Or get busy dying.

I just didn't start drinking in middleschool like seemingly everyone else and I can enjoy alcohol every once in a while without having to actively manage wanting to drink it. Sure I have plenty other problems that will probably kill me but I can't imagine anybody is actually doing good.

Historically speaking, alcohol is how slaves are subdued and controlled.

A drinking man is not a threat to his oppressor, a thinking man is.

>>513984582
Fucking up your body thinking itll help you avoid a hypothetical draft though is pretty retarded. But some of that is true, women (influenced by jews) pushed for prohibition and the gov pushed a prohibition on cigs by taxing them to death.

>>513982191 (OP)
Nothing wrong with smoking some heroin every night as long as you dont use needles.

>>513989265
You can find real lasting pleasure in a hobby. People killing themselves with alcohol will never not sadden me. I miss my uncle to much. Fuck alcohol. He was so funny.

>>513982191 (OP)
I drank liquor for years into my 30s and am fine. I am sober now though. I also drank at work and nobody noticed. inb4 "they def noticed." if they did, they didn't treat me differently at all so shrug

>>513982191 (OP)
Enjoy your (barely) functional (chronic) depression
Not counting fatty liver, waist enlargement, metabolic syndrome, cortisol spike and so on

>>513994540
Gout pain is definitely a determining factor to stop drinking. I had in my knee once, and that's why got me to really figure my shit out, I couldn't move, literally, worst pain imaginable, like some sticking a red hot wedge into your knee cap, and it stays red hot for hours on end. Fucking awful.
Don't go back to alcohol anon, keep living sober. I love people like you, who can fave such a demon.

>>513994667
Ah yea, I can see some benefits to non concentrate. As for everyone having an underlying issue; my grandmother is 96 and a doctor told her she has the health of a 60yo... some poeple get lucky.