Thread 513985561

Still not debunked
Guntrannies can only talk
They wont do shit
No civil war
Nothing
Just sit on sofa all day

Americans are too fat for physical protest

>>513985561 (OP)
If you could occupy land with just air superiority, why haven't the jews taken Gaza yet?

>>513985561 (OP)
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

>>513985561 (OP)
you do realize every state has their own military called "national guard" and also has bombers right? Of course you dont because you are a stupid nigger

>>513985729
It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood.

>>513985561 (OP)
In a major war in the US homeland, the majority of hangers are sitting ducks to cheapo FOV drones.

>>513985838
Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration.

>>513985561 (OP)
Ok cool thanks for sharing. Still not giving up my guns is all…hahahah

>>513986020
Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.

>>513985561 (OP)
Hot take - if civil war reached the point where government has to use jets - it is loosing the goddamn civil war.

>>513985561 (OP)
You couldn't even beat a bunch of goat fuckers rocking outdated cold war rifles. Your vaunted tech means nothing.

>>513985561 (OP)
People don't live in tanks or jets.

>>513985561 (OP)
>Still not debunked
it was debunked fifty years ago, has been debunked since and always will be debunked

>>513985561 (OP)
Can't wait for the US army to start dropping bombs on our suburbs, that's gonna be epic.

Will surely improve the trust the citizens have in government institutions.

>>513985971
holy shit, look at that half-eat chocolate bar flag

>>513985561 (OP)
If the US Government wouldn't wipe out rice farmers and goat fuckers with superior military armaments then there's no way in hell they'd use it on their own cities

>>513985561 (OP)
we appreciate the thought of you trying to motivate us to fight back, though

>just give bombers and jets to human beings and tell them to kill their famiies.
That's how you get coup'd.
Until you can have AI and robots run these machine, you risk getting killed by your own guys.

>>513989060
well, they can now
they've had predator drones that can take off, find and bomb targets, then come back and land all on their own, for a long time now, over a decade I think
really it depends on how many drones they have; even if they knock out internet countrywide, if they start bombing people in america they will eventually get rooted out of wherever they're hiding because theres no way they're gonna get the tens of millions of people they want to kill before we get them

How did bombing work out in Vietnam and Afghanistan?

>>513985561 (OP)
Why would we rise up when we're in power? Also the military leans overwhelmingly right, that pilot is bombing a pride parade

>>513987062
We did beat them, we just didn't make them a colony and Biden intentionally screwed up the pullout.

>>513985561 (OP)
>Still not debunked
Guerilla warfare mothatfaka

>>513989681
>Also the military leans overwhelmingly right
I dont think thats been true for decades
king nigger went in and really fucked it up

>>513985561 (OP)
>Meanwhile, the Taliban and North Vietnamese...

>>513985561 (OP)
This is a retarded argument considering the US government couldn't beat Vietnamese peasants or Afghan goat farmers.

>>513985561 (OP)
Target isn’t the military its politicians and their families. Starting with the lower level ones.

>>513986165
>>513986020
>>513985838
>>513985729
I wanna wrestlefuck blaziken

Also a lot of pilots have families, remember to take notes from cartels

>>513985561 (OP)
>Still not debunked
been debunked since 2017

>>513985561 (OP)
The problem is your brain assuming the man in the image is aiming at the plane and not the pilot's family.

>>513985561 (OP)
You mean the conditions for air strikes are reactive?
COOL! I control the bomber!
Didn't think that one through, didya tardo

>>513990635
Ahhhh, what is electromagnetic warfare. You already know that the towers that were put up during the cov-aids didn't improve your net connection drastically (even though that was what was promised by government people) so what was it for than? WW3 is not going to be fought the same way as WW2

>>513991063
so everybody just shoots the towers
whoops!

>>513991128
And what about the satellites anon? Alot of augmented humans out their right now and they love that power.

>>513989823

>We did beat them

Who rules Afghanistan?

>>513991228
we know, its every fucking thread
but the real thread is the friends we made along the way (anons talking to other real anons)

>>513991063
>>513991261
and here is pine gap right on cue. tell me more about DEWs and all the other wizard bullshit fairytales that todally negate everything ever.

>>513987151
Pilots have families, would be a shame...

>>513991464
Hello Fed :), lol literally went straight to calling me a fed. why don't you want anons to know that we are connected to the cloud?

>>513985561 (OP)
>1pbtid
All that gear didn’t beat the afghans lol

>>513991682
yah dood totally we are all being mind controlled by space antennas and there were no planes on 9/11 and theres no way to possibly resist the government's electromagnetical control grid.

>this shit again
Names and Addresses, buddy.
Family and Friends, pal
Power lines and Pipelines, friend
How about you back down and leave us alone?
A lot of us just want to make an honest living and enjoy our hobbies, whatever that may be

Shooty shooty pew pew pew!
Let's all learn what guns can do!
Liberals in the USA
Love to nod their heads and say,
"You bought your guns from a store!
You can't fight a civil war!
Fight the army, you will lose!
They have jets and tanks to use!"
That's not where the story ends!
They have homes, and kids, and friends!
Tyrants threaten you with bombs?
Just remember: they have moms!
You can't live inside your jet!
Can we find you? Yes, you bet!
You send soldiers and marines
Up against AR-15s?
They're outnumbered ten to one.
That is why I need a gun.
Don't forget, because it's true:
Government is scared of you.

>>513992227
>Shooty shooty pew pew pew!
should be the instant response from every poster every time they make these threads

>>513991853
Lol, attack my argument you dickhead. Not random shit. There actually is, but you already know that don't you fed :)

Pokémon pussy is worth dying for, is worth going full civil war. Nobody want to say it out loud but it is

>>513992714
given that your argument was that there are antenna towers and satellites being used as electromagnetic warfare, I feel like I addressed it rather well. there is digital warfare being waged against us, it's the screen you carry in your pocket. not only do you carry your prison around with you, but at this point you couldn't imagine living without it <|:^{D

>>513985561 (OP)
are politicians flying that plane, bombing you ? who is the government ? the military ? they take orders from politicians and they aren't in tanks or planes

>>513985620
I'll sit on u

>>513992564
True. On the other hand this anon >>513993088
is right. We are already under total surveillance. And it will just get worse. Starlink can be used not only for communication. We don't know about Starshield capabilities. Remember about blue painted roofs in Hawaii?