Thread 513987359

>'Once-in-a-lifetime chance': Gaza scholars await UK evacuation to pursue studies
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2x16y2ppro
>Angela 'Three Pads' Rayner is dubbed a hypocrite after splashing out on an £800,000 seaside bolthole to go with her family house and grace-and-favour flat - while her department warns the rest of us of the ills of second homes!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15030183/Three-Pads-Rayner-dubbed-hypocrite-splashing-800-000-seaside-flat-department-warns-against-second-homes.html
>Migrant hotels told some residents may be criminals
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2099610/migrant-hotels-residents-criminals
>Is this the beginning of the English revolution?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/08/25/beginning-english-revolution/
>UK MPs voice alarm at rise in online abuse over immigration debate
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/aug/24/mps-voice-alarm-at-rise-in-online-abuse-over-immigration-debate
>Notting Hill Carnival begins with colourful Caribbean celebration
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/notting-hill-carnival-jouvert-london-2025-b2813249.html
>CCTV shows horrific moment east London restaurant is firebombed as diners flee
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/ilford-restaurant-arson-attack-indian-aroma-cctv-b1244279.html
>Pressure mounts on Starmer over small boat migrants and asylum hotels
https://www.itv.com/news/2025-08-24/pressure-mounts-on-starmer-over-small-boat-migrants-and-asylum-hotels

>pic choice
Yes!

wormbum la
https://rentry.co/yvem6458

>>513987419
Might make a blue octopus variation just for you.

It’s the jews

>>513987456
Archive it. Don't like rentry.

>>513987492
Kek
>On the internet, no one knows you're a vast conspiracy

>>513987501
i hate it
i would not want to dirty a spear by running him through with it

Special D - Come With Me

>>513985596
>>513985779
HELLO NIGGERS!

MAN, YOU'VE NO IDEA HOW BAD THINGS ARE GOING TO BECOME FOR YOU

GOOD LUCK

(DON'T ANSWER BACK OR I'LL REPORT YOU TO 4CHAN STAFF AND GET YOU BANNED)

>T. LOW LEVEL PLEB WITH THE SECURITY CLEARANCE OF A DOWNING STREET WHORE

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, KILL MY FUCKING DAD YOU LAME SCOTTISH FAGGOT?

THE LAST TIME YOU MADE THREATS WITH YOUR FRIENDS YOU GOT BITCHSMACKED AND ALL OF YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS

THIS TIME IT WILL BE WORSE YOU TRAITORS

>>513987564
> vey in id

Kek

Mango loco is the best monster flavour
Simple as

>>513987456
>>513987546
GCHQ FAGGOTS

>>513987594
Bigoted much?

>>513987546
Foundational Theories & Hypotheses

Dual-Mating Strategy (Strategic Pluralism)
Women may pursue desirable genes (short-term, high-attractiveness mates) and reliable provisioners (long-term partners) depending on context.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_pluralism
https://arxiv.org/abs/1807.09131

Mate-Switching Hypothesis vs Good-Genes Hypothesis
Good-genes hypothesis: Women secure genetic benefits via extra-pair affairs while relying on a provider.
Mate-switching hypothesis: Infidelity is part of testing or replacing the current long-term partner.
Empirical results suggest mate-switching may better explain most infidelity cases, though both may coexist.
https://labs.la.utexas.edu/buss/files/2013/02/The-Mate-Switching-Hypothesis-FINAL-PUBLISHED-2017.pdf
https://www.getrecall.ai/summary/chris-williamson/the-new-science-of-why-women-cheat-macken-murphy
https://www.hbes.com/mate-switching-vs-dual-mating/

Empirical Evidence

Recent Infidelity Study (2024)
Survey results across 19 countries:
Affair partners rated more physically attractive but lower in parenting ability.
Primary partners rated better at caregiving.
Supports the “get genes from one, stay with provider” model.
Men show similar dual logic in their affairs.
https://www.psypost.org/why-do-women-cheat-new-study-reveals-complex-motivations-behind-female-infidelity/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mate_guarding_in_humans
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10600567/
Low Actual Cuckoldry Rates
Non-paternity (actual cuckoldry) rates are very low (0.9–3.7%), challenging the prevalence of dual-mating in modern humans.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_pluralism
https://labs.la.utexas.edu/buss/files/2013/02/The-Mate-Switching-Hypothesis-FINAL-PUBLISHED-2017.pdf

>>513987623
shut up you retarded nigger

>>513987669
>Bigoted much?
yes a lot actually the romans would have called me bigotus maximus

>>513987546
Related Evolutionary Dynamics

Serial Monogamy & Clandestine Affairs
Theory suggests covert infidelity may be part of human reproductive strategy—even within monogamous societies.
https://helenfisher.com/serial-monogamy-and-clandestine-adultery-evolution-and-consequences-of-the-dual-human-reproductive-strategy/
Female Mate Guarding & Resistance
Women resist mate-guarding when they perceive their mate lacks genetic quality. Ovulatory cycles shift desire, making extra-pair interest more likely during fertile phases.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mate_guarding_in_humans

Mate Choice Trade-Offs
Women adjust mating priorities based on context:
Short-term ventures favor physical attractiveness.
Long-term partnerships value stability, resources, dependability.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mate_choice_in_humans
https://www.psypost.org/why-do-women-cheat-new-study-reveals-complex-motivations-behind-female-infidelity/

Critical Perspectives

Misuse in Manosphere Discourse
Some manosphere communities weaponize these theories via genetic-determinist meme logic (i.e., “alpha fucks, beta bucks”) without nuance.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10600567/
Limited Generalizability
Dual-mating and mate-switching theories, while plausible, may explain only a subset of behaviors. Cultural factors and individual variation remain key variables.
https://labs.la.utexas.edu/buss/files/2013/02/The-Mate-Switching-Hypothesis-FINAL-PUBLISHED-2017.pdf

>>513987359 (OP)
Post your predictions for the next few years. Will these protests fizzle out or turn into a David Betz predicted civil war? Will GCHQ have complete surveillance on us all through our Bluetooth air fryers? Will Brit/pol/ exist once we are all banned from 4chan?

>>513987695
>>513987738
>Non-paternity (actual cuckoldry) rates are very low (0.9–3.7%),
this actually made me lol
because most men don't get paternity tests so there's no way to know the actual rates
you'd only know the actual rates if 100% of men had paternity tests done upon birth or even pre-birth at some stage

>>513987700
TRAITOR

YOU WANT TO TELL ME HOW BAD THINGS ARE ABOUT TO BECOME FOR ME? YOU WANT TO WORRY ABOUT YOURSELVES. I'M NOT A TRAITOR. YOU ARE.

TICK TOCK, SCUMBAGS.

>>513987623
I hadn’t pressed the button yet
Blessed coincidence

You’ve been warned

>>513987834
shut up you retarded nigger

GCHQ JOSH AND GCHQ WORMBUM ARE TRAITORS

Oh my, another incel thread claiming to know exactly how women work and why it's all pointless for you to do anything other than rot away inside

>>513987695
>monty hall dilemma existential horror edition

>>513987921
incorrect
never marry
just fuck and breed
let the betas raise your kids

>>513987709
I've run out of faggotjew videos, have these faggotniggers

For those who may have missed the demoralisation
A young 17 year old English lad (as English as you or me or fish and chips) called Ngumoha scored the winner in the televised prem game tonight
Can’t wait for Ngubu to play for England

>>513987783
>Will GCHQ have complete surveillance on us all
theyve had that for decades but its not really GCHQ but JCHQ, GHCQ probably just do their taxes

>>513987869
TRAITOR

>>513987878
TRAITOR

THE PENALTY FOR BEING A TRAITOR IN WARTIME IS DEATH

WE WILL GLADLY CARRY JUSTICE OUT

>>513987359 (OP)
How many of you have already forgotten their names?

There needs to be a campaign where people keep posting the countless victims of anti-White crime anywhere and everywhere.

>>513987994
leftists are 100% right that heterosexuality and trans/homophobia were invented by white people

>>513987993
you have daddy issues

>>513987916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-sfrec7c9o

>>513987594
Use the butt. That's what it's for.
>>513987656
NIG actually.
>>513987695
>>513987738
@archive
>>513987783
>Make a prediction
Shits fucked, look for vulnerable infrastructure.

>>513988037
shut up you retarded nigger

YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT "YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BAD THINGS ARE ABOUT TO BECOME FOR YOU" WHEN YOU'RE AN ACTUAL TRAITOR?

HAHA

YOU'RE GETTING A BULLET BETWEEN THE EYES

>>513988104
I don't even know wtf you mean by archive

>>513988104
>Use the butt. That's what it's for.
what about napalm

Josh, listen to me very carefully. You are a woman.
No, I am not talking about biological reality or whatever other neurotic low-IQ framework you use to navigate the world in spite of your mental conditions. I am talking about the fundamental dialectic of being. Beauvoir posits that Man is the Self, the Subject, the Absolute. He is the default, the one who acts, creates, and imposes his will upon the world. He achieves Transcendence.
Woman, she argues, is the Other. She is the inessential, the object that exists yet is not of being. She is defined only in relation to the Subject. She does not act, she reacts. She is doomed to Immanence—the repetitive, passive state of existence.
Do you see the resemblance in your own life?

>>513988172
shut up you retarded nigger

>>513988298
>Josh, listen to me very carefully. You are a woman.

Can someone explain to me how it's even allowed that indians can run every small business and nobody talks about it or addresses it? It's like the elephant in the room to me but apparently a blind spot in discussions about integration and multiculturalism. Every corner shop and newsagenrs is run by indians. Every fast food place. Every barber shop except for women's where they probably wouldn't go if they were indian owned because they'd get raped or fondled. Call a taxi and it's an indian showing up nine times out of ten. All the houses to rent are owned by indians. And they're extremely discriminatory and exclusionary and won't hire whites for anything. I know of only one indian run shop near me that hires whites in my entire town.

WARTIME POWERS GO INTO EFFECT EARLY AUTUMN

MANY TRAITORS WILL BE SHOT DEAD

IT WON'T SOLVE THE CRISIS BUT IT WILL LESSEN IT

>>513988363
shut up you retarded nigger

Just got my bennies

>>513988298
>>513988344
he's not a woman he's just not a man

>>513987359 (OP)
something has to be done about this area, it cannot be allowed to continue

>>513988298
>Josh, listen to me very carefully.
sorry but I don't care for the opinions of women
tits or gtfo

>>513988056
I started a website cataloguing the European victims of diversity on a free speech domain/VPS provider and it was shutdown within 2 days.
>>513988178
I'm making a bookmark with my scraper. Easier than copy/pasting.
>>513988211
Then you've got a flaming faggot running at you.

>>513988348
They just work harder that us gora benchods

>>513988348
95% of people are NPCs who just go along with other people based on social signalling and who they think would raise their status

>>513987359 (OP)
when people on the site say the Byzantines do not exist, that cannot be tolerated

>>513988172
I’m more powerful than you can possibly imagine

>>513988129
This guy is like a human sex offence

>>513988438
I still don't know what you mean lmao

>>513988397
Drugs

The "real world" of normies, authors, artists, politicians, Chads—they are the Subject. They write the novels we critique. They produce the content we screencap. They make the political decisions we impotently rage about. They are the essential actors in the grand narrative.
And what are we? We are the Other. Our entire existence is reactive. We do not create; we comment. We do not build; we deconstruct. We are defined purely by our relationship to the content created by the Subject. An anon's identity is a void, a negation, existing only as a response to an external stimulus.
Our anonymity is the ultimate proof. We are not essential individuals. We are an undifferentiated mass of Otherness, completely interchangeable. We are trapped in the ultimate state of Immanence, endlessly refreshing the catalog, trapped in the cyclical and domestic task of posting the same Pepe images in the same threads, day after day. We are the housewives of the digital world.
Simone de Beauvoir would log on to this website and weep, for she would see her thesis proven more profoundly than she ever could have imagined. We have not been made into the Second Sex by society; we have voluntarily chosen this mode of being. We have embraced our own inessentiality.

I like the cut of this fellas jib
https://youtu.be/8bKPBRa3bak

>>513988534
No I just get an endorphins rush from getting money

>>513988478
Got a bot that sends me an email if keywords are mentioned. Same tactic the glowniggers use.

>>513988562
the memes, subliminal messages; they cause conditions of moral separation

>>513988475
3/5 of a manslaughter?

>>513988655
Hire a penguin

>>513988696
based and advanced user pilled

>>513987783
could be big, might not be.
I think the Overton window is completely out of the system's control right now though. Whether it's being pushed from the tech companies to the masses I'm unsure about, but the stranglehold the mainstream had has passed the tipping point.

>>513988594
what kind of name is tenconi
>>513988673
goblin face, jewish?

>>513988471
YOU'RE A LETTUCE LEAF AND A COWARD

>>513988701
think about the damage, those subliminal messages do to parts of society

>>513988757
A keyskill for a system admin is spending weeks designing something to be lazy.

>>513987783
Nothing happens, all in

IT'S QUITE FUNNY HOW CYBER GLOWNIGGERS ACT TOUGH BUT THE MOMENT THEY REALISE THEY'RE UP AGAINST SOMETHING THEY HADN'T ANTICIPATED OR PLANNED FOR THEY WET THEMSELVES AND RUN

JUST LIKE PATCHNONCE, LOL

>>513988814
You’ve done a number on yourself if you think I was responsible
It’s the bot following you

>>513988830
creates conditions of dichotomies, hyperbolic; out of proportion to the moral condition, the gathering isolation of cultural euphemisms

REMEMBER PATCHNONCE?

HE THOUGHT HE HAD TED CORNERED AND STEPPED IN TRYING TO BULLY HIM OUT

THEN BANG

COWARD GOT SLAMMED, STAMPED ON AND BARELY ESCAPED THROUGH THE ROPES WITH HIS LIFE

>>513987783
The protests will fizzle when autumn starts to kick in, but we may well see some low level violence before they do but nothing to keep the flames going. Petrol-bombings along with any retaliations will be swiftly buried in order to stop this from escalating to a tit-for-tat response. This also keeps White activists isolated/unprepared/unfocussed in their response. 'Civil War' won't happen but we'll see more events like last year's protests and the more violent aspects of this year's CTF event which generally translates to more crime, more violence, continued degradation of infrastructure and general care. South Africa basically. Unless pakis retaliate in a way that can't be buried or is way out of proportion such as another terror attack, then we might see actual retaliations on our side and not just a few angry words outside a mosque this time. Whites aren't going to strike first in a way that will start a 'Civil War' (Or rather mass disobedience and violence)

>>513988888
c h e c k e d

>>513988982
I REPLIED DIRECTLY TO YOUR POST TO ME RETARD

THERE GOES YOUR COWARDICE ON SHOW AGAIN

>I-I-I-IT WASN'T ME RESPONSIBLE
>IT-IT-IT'S THE BOT FOLLOWING YOU

YOU FUCKING PATHETIC WORM

>>513988888
Witnessed

Behold the hotel fire.

>>513989144
> anons on 9 wondering why mair isn’t banned for his consistent murderous rants

HEY "WORMBUM" WHERE'S THE CHRISTBAKES GONE YOU FRAUD?

COME ON, QUOTE ME SOME SCRIPTURE TO TRY DISCREDIT ME...

>>513988424
lol you just proved him right

I'm genuinely convinced you could get 300 of the most intelligent, patriotic and slightly autistic white lads from university and offer them £45k graduate jobs.
Put them in small teams for different government departments/issues and get them to observe their area for a year, sending them across the country to observe the systems (e.g. send the NHS hospital team to maybe 10 hospitals across the year).
Each team would either have an entirely new workable structure for their observed system or at least bunch of workable improvements.
You've then also cultivated specialist knowledge in departments/systems for the rest of those lads' lives.

I realise that sounds a bit Dominic Cummings.

>>513989205
We've escalated from wheelie bins

Calm down and embrace the absurd lest you become a nihilist
Maybe some of you showed up to the void before gaining any real shit to scream into it, maybe some anons got here so early their got their minds shaped by a toilet, like a kid growing up in a crack shelter, where everything they think is normal isn't while ironically being sheltered from reality while surrounded by the some of the harshest realities possible

>>513989356
how does that help exterminate white people more quickly?

>>513989144
Double checked
>>513989203
Worth the mathematics.

whats the latest on the OFCOM v 4chan?
was fines all they had? has ignoring OFCOM worked?

>>513989205
what provoked that

>>513989192
You see weakness where I see honesty
That’s why I’ll always win. X

>>513989337
MAIR USED TO BE HARDCORE BUT HE TURNED INTO A FUCKING FANNY

PROBABLY GCHQ STOLE HIS LARP AND TURNED IT GAY

MANY SUCH CASES

Sargoober of Arsemad

>>513989356
>£45k
even brit/pol/ has a poverty mindset

>>513989449
OH YEAH WHAT HAVE YOU WON THEN?

If you're still this mad about gay people you need to sort your life out

GCHQ'S GAYEST FUCKING PAKI AWARD?

>>513989392
The narrative that there was ever a danger of the hotel being burnt down is nonsense. They had full access to the hotel yet didn't burn it down. They were more interested in throwing chairs at the police. A man went to prison for 9 years for that fire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_V9L__DBVo

>>513989205
They mad about not being allowed to use the site?

>>513989438
Just a Rwandan born in Wales murdering three white girls and mutilating numerous others.

>>513989576
>pink id
God has done a number on you

>>513989475
i mean it is literally a ~£10k upgrade over current graduate jobs outside of finance.
trying to keep the costs low in the hope some 77th will steal it as their own idea.

>>513989475
The current wage my lads are on dictated by HR for key skills is fucking diabolical.

>>513989524
You

>>513989584
Last year's mostly peaceful protests really broke so much of the system mentally. They were looking forward to enjoying the quiet after their win but nope, some lil nig had to kick a hornet's nest.

>>513989337
he's too powerful
did you tell him I said ello?

joshletto melty

>>513989435
I had exactly 1488 divine orbs on poe yesterday
blessed

>>513989740
lurked, bit mashed

>>513988129

Lol

>>513989576
Gays are nonces mate, all the dirty buggers should be taken out

>>513989672
Irrelevant. You are the state attempting to create a loyalist cadre via patron/client relations, minimum starting for such a position should be, say, £70k with rapid increases to over 6 figures.
And nobody is going to steal any of these ideas, they like how the system runs, there will be no reform, they just want us to shut up.

fuck shitalian jewish behavior, jewish noses, jewish mentality jewish whining everything about you is jewish

>>513988298

He's a faggot and so are you.

>I had exactly 1488 divine orbs on poe yesterday

Idg this gayness nor do I want to

>>513989839
I'd go over myself but it'd attract bogdan and he'd ruin there as well as here kek

>>513989795
RNGs are not equitable to a calculated decision.

>>513989884
Plenty more heterosexual people that are nonces my guy

>>513989927
George, remember Andy

>>513989900
>those flags
fuck it, nazbol gang

>>513989884
> no rain
No rainbows

>>513989900
>the quiet
Oh I remember that. The adults were back in the room. Politics was suddenly quiet and boring again.

>>513989960
quiet incel
the men are talking

kys

>>513989966
The bot tagged elmer

crynonce melty

>>513989978
RNG deez nuts

>>513989987
All gays are nonces

>>513989732
I can't shake the feeling it was a missed opportunity though, if they'd gone on for just one more week we might've seen a happening. Cope probably, but those riots will put pressure and stress on the system and I can't shake the feeling it was close to something, somewhere breaking down.

>>513990051
the Guide actually

>>513990073
elaborate?

>>513989728
AH SHIT I'VE BEEN WON

YEAH I'M A GREAT PRIZE

YOU TRAITOR

YOU TYPE LIKE A BIT OF A FAGGOT

ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT THAT WELSH DISCORD GLOWNIGGER CALLED SOSBAN?

sad obese jewish nonce probably spent all bank holiday talking to his sock puppets kek

>>513989906
rapid increases yes but I'd also want to filter the shit-performing lads out.
wonder how much the DOGE lads like bigballs got paid
let a lad dream about it at least.

>>513990113
the Guild

crynonce spent all bank holiday talking to his sock puppets kek

>>513990118
basically Saint Andrew, preached to people in Georgia

Josh is a Ρaedophile

>>513990100
In your head maybe
Not in reality

>>513990105
The Day of the Tiles didn't immediately lead to madame guillotine but the path was laid out. There's only one direction of travel.

>>513990051
> I thermal scoped 753 oppressors and a buzzard in gta

Manly

Crynonce is a Ρaedophile

>LOOK HOW COOL WE ARE WE FOLLOW A BURNED OUT V-RATE X-BRIT/POL/ CELEB ON ANOTHER IMAGEBOARD
LOL YOU GLOWNIGGERS ALL NEED TO BE SHOT

>>513990280
>amerimutt game for wogs and wog wannabes
>crime is based

>>513990245
thats nice dear

>>513989410
this is a local shop
for local people

>>513990078
Having your balls hummed on is one hell of an experience.

>>513990162
Loyalty to the vision is more important that strict competence. And I'm of the Gabbian school of thought, the lads you'd send it aren't there to be policy wonks or study, they're shock troopers to wreck and tear it all down and chop it up for sale ASAP.

>>513990118
I copped a 3 day ban cos of the prick

proper sad cunt, doing his pantomime all bank holiday kekistan
wonder if he got paid double
or maybe he does it for free

>>513990389
ps1 controller on one's jeb end with a vibration enabled shooter

>>513990143
Are you?

>>513990395
deep breaths

>>513990266
It's not like you've got skin in the game is it you fuck bender lol

>>513990462
ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE (AND NOT HIV)

>steakboilers awake
Was comfy whilst it lasted. Seethe inbound.
>>513990447
Not the same frequency. Yes, I measured.

proper sad cunt, crynonce doing his pantomime all bank holiday kekistan
wonder if he got paid double
or maybe he does it for free

>>513990372
tb f I think I was the only white character playing
Surprised am not banned

PLACE IS RAMMED FULL OF GCHQ AND NSA TRANNIES

>>513990389
The sash is perfect

>>513990509
Why not? I'm happy to defend people from victimisers like yourself

brb doing me kegels

>>513990496
chicken jockey

Shift change?

>>513990759
chicken pasta

>>513990579
ffs
didn't check IDs
sorry dad la
should've known it was you from the GTA reference kek

>>513990645
t. Gay nonce

>>513990791
Aye, am goin bed

>>513990796
what sauce

>>513990831
night la
spare t-shirt up the stairs

>>513990811
Projections say a lot more about you than they do anyone else

>>513990831
Same
Noight all retards and faggots
It's been funny

>>513990937
night la

>>513990831
Likewise. Past pumpkin time.
>>513990807
Will give those papers a read in a day or so. Sleep well when you do.

>>513990807
> not having me highlighted

I know where I stand now
Defo goin bed

>>513990995
sound la, cya tomorrow probs x

>>513990997
>I know where I stand now
barely

I'M BORED

PLEASE POST THE MOST ASTONISHING PIECES OF MUSIC YOU KNOW OF

>>513991061
Booked the week off. Plan on comfy camping.

>Meanwhile in the convict colony
>Victoria is using tax dollars to save pedos from beatings

Dog shit spaceship can't even get off the ground

>>513991370
Those visas are really working out for musk kek

Going dark.

>Josh thinks australians use US spelling
not too smart is he ?

>>513991370
Jews really do have a way of stealing from us and using our money for their own evil purposes

>>513991807
No way!?? The jews do THAT?!?

might stick a film on and try and get some shut eye

>>513991191
based, well deserved lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWngrMOnHCg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWngrMOnHCg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWngrMOnHCg

Wait for it...

>>513992645
No, I'm going to bed now

How did Japan manage to survive 250 years and even flourish without unchecked levels of foreign immigration?
It's almost as if...

>>513992754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZeueJ0uW_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZeueJ0uW_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZeueJ0uW_U

What is it about Millennials in orchestras that just looks... off? I mean yeah, they're doing it. They're playing the instruments on time with the conductor. But they look so different from earlier generations. They look like it's just much harder.

My theory is it's modern technology and mobile phone towers interfering with their brains and bodies. Too much screen time on mobile phones. Too many wifi signals scrambling their heads. Yet they still just about manage it. But for how long will they be able to? Chief Neurosurgeons don't think they will last much longer.

i guess we'll have to examine an all Gen Z orchestra.

>>513993141
theyre out of sync with the divine order

>>513993141
g-d made our recent generations spastics because we didn't chop parts of our willies off enough
biggest trvke on the site, watch them slide this thread now though

>>513993207
Who, Millennials in general or this specific orchestra?

>>513993277
the fact that you asked this question proves that it is you too

My theory is that Ted Kaczynski was right about everything. This contradicts my earlier theory that Ted Kaczynski was wrong about everything, but I only used to say that because Eddie said that and he told me that I should say it too. But then Eddie started to say things like "I was right to argue for years that Ted Kaczynski was wrong, because Ted Kaczynski is right" and I became scared and didn't know what to say any more.

>>513987669
Why do they all dance the same

>>513993509
I'm a Millennial. I'm LARPing as Cauldron, who is basically early Gen Z, but I myself am a quintessential Millennial. I turned 18 on the year 2000, which is as millennial as it gets.

What are you, may I ask?

>>513993613
why does she kujo

>>513987419
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

>>513993830
you said you were late 20s not 37 you lying spastic

>>513994379
thats not cauldron lmao

>>513994379
Haha. I also said I'm LARPing as Cauldron. I'm not Cauldron. Cauldron by my calculations recently turned 30. I'm 10 years older than him. That's why I think I would be a good match for his older sisters. I'm funny, intelligent, 7" penis, 6ft 4" tall, I can fight more or less if I have to (I have been trained). I think he's making a mistake in hiding them from me. I would bring them powerful sons and strong protection from many dangers.

Well, we won't talk about the mathematical errors of someone who turned 18 in the year 2000 being 37 today other than me talking about it only to say we shouldn't talk about it.

MEN ARE TO BLAME
AS ALWAYS
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

The UK is weak and meek on the global stage, it chirps like a chihuahua at Russia and China behind America's shield, but is a toothless faggot in reality as soon as America turns away its eyes, which is why such a "glorious" government can only take out its frustrations on its own productive citizens in a pathetic attempt of asserting its control over something.
Weakness is a disease, spawning the most disgusting individuals possible.

I think even GCHQ Josh would conclude that Cauldron should surrender some of his sisters to me for marriage and procreation. He might deny it out of spite because he's a vicious GCHQ devil, but truth be told he would agree.

>>513994896
>Go away, men!
>Aaaaa men save us!
>You're still the problem btw!

It's worth repeating that I am able to obtain women for breeding or for pleasure, though not as easily as I once could, but Cauldron's sisters have a special genetic characteristic that makes them desirable to create powerful offspring with my sperm.

>>513991191
Do you have a license to go camping?

It is my intention to persuade him to give them to me or if that is not possible to take them by other means.

https://x.com/carolinecwilder/status/1959805093894636009
Bogdan got arrested

>>513993278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ

>>513993278
>everyday

fucking sick of seeing this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-48K7OCb-2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-48K7OCb-2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-48K7OCb-2o

Alright lads. Have any of you painted the St George's cross on your willy in the faint hope that a thicc mommy CID officer comes to 'examine the evidence'?

just metzitzah b'pehed meself

Stench's shit stench such shitty stinky stench

>>513995693
Calm down. Firsttime I've posted it, mate.

>>513995693
Me too lad, I hate that and I see it now. Never used to be a thing. I hate when people say
>backyard
Or the worst one
>bestfriend
Don't know when this shit started being acceptable but it's not.

I've cained all my drinks off.

>>513996326
Can't you nip down to the spar and get a few supers?

>>513996326
Got some four lokos, bretty gud

>>513996368
Everything is shut now except some obscure petrol stations that I'm too posh to visit.

>>513996377
I don't even know what that is.

I love the smell of rich girls like my sisters.

>>513996732
I would honestly laugh to the point of tears in my eyes if someone ran them over and all you saw smeared all over the pavement was giblets and fat and blood and poorly identifiable facial features stuck to the bonnet

>>513995786
I need a real track like this one to send me off to bed but I bet I won't find one here because ya'll are some gay arse niggers with cheap tastes.

>>513996732
Did anyone ID these dyke trogs yet?

DAGO WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME MY DAD WAS DEAD?

>>513996732
i feel bad for stupid people. When I was a small kid I could tell when someone was stupid and it made me cry. These people are pathetic, think of what life is like for them as moutbreathing liberals, think of the pain they inflict on themselves and others simply by being stupid

>>513988056
what incident was this?

On internet no one know I'm from India.