Thread 513993155

*shits pants*

>>513993155 (OP)
>flag

>>513993155 (OP)
i ate some corned beef hash today sneezed and shit my pants

>>513993308
Shieet bro i am truly sorry that happened. One time i drank tons of vodka and fell asleep in the bathtub with piss all over myself.

>>513993155 (OP)
Jeeeeyeyeueueezusss
Chraaaasyyyist

>>513993155 (OP)
The best Unplugged concert out of them all. R.I.P Layne

>>513993308
Lmao. Proper amerisharter.

>>513993155 (OP)
Was just singing down in a hole
Aic best band ever

Faggot OP is a green gay band member

>>513994142
dude was a professional sharter, you known how much heroin he was on?

>>513994085
Sorry ween and aic

>>513993308
I’ve shit my pants 20+ times since moving to the USA 3 years ago. Prior to moving here I only shit my pants about twice a year.

>>513993781
Deny your maker
Heeeee whoooo trieeeeesss
will be wasted

>>513993155 (OP)
>leaf flag
checks out, shitting pants is how people in Bhraappton show appreciation.

>>513994290
Its our culture and you know itt

>>513994005
He was beyond gone at that point too but they somehow pulled it off.
Massive waste of talent.

>>513994290
Sounds like a health problem. Shitting yourself ever is not normal.
>I only bled from the eyes twice a year before moving to the u.s and now it's like 10 times a year

>>513994242
Opiates and heroin cause constipation what the hell are you talking about?
>t. ex heroin user

>>513993155 (OP)
He was depressed and died rotting in his apartment

Prolly weighed 80 lbs
Dude was amazing

>>513996138
It is. I came here on a student visa. Now I’m on a medical visa. Getting even more of my large intestine cut out tomorrow!

>>513996749
How do you stop using that?

>>513996749
yeah but after about a week of not shitting, doesnt it all shart out when you finally drink some water

>>513996846
I’ve heard he playing either FF7 or Twisted Metal 3 when his organs finally gave out. I wonder which one it was (assuming he really died playing video games).

>>513997201
it was metal gear solid actually. hes wearing an MGS shirt in a few videos

>>513997201
Dude wondered the same
Mom said he stayed in for a week at a time playing vidya.
I never had the chance to see aic with staley. I saw all the other bands from that time and nope

>>513993155 (OP)
one time i took 3 or 4 of my moms zoloft before i went to sleep to see what it would do, was prob 12 or 13 at the time, woke up feeling all weird and wobbly with my eyes dilated, went downstairs in just boxer shorts to the kitchen where my 2 brothers and little brothers friends were eating snacks, like 10am, had to fart so thought it would be funny to lift my leg up and make it all comical and shit, proceed to shart out a laser focused stream of shit all over the tile floor so narrow my boxers were completely clean but poop was splattered all over my feet up to my calf...mfw

>>513993155 (OP)
Pretty kino unplugged tho

>>513997104
um no that's not how it works. the proper way to get rid of days worth of shit backed up from opiates is to do a bit of cocaine

they were pretty fuckin awesome

this song and music video is pretty much the epitome of my childhood memories. always had my tv on to light my room Muchmusic (leafmtv) constantly on in the background and this song always would play at 3 -4 am I would wake up and creep myself out, like a childs mushroom trip lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODTv9Lt5WYs

>>513997919
everyone was more amazed @ my boxers being clean than the giant ocean of butt coffee that was pooled @ my feet, my maid was fucking pissed when she walked in and saw what was in store for her...poor martina

>>513998264
i also shat all over this girls waterbed after drinking a handle of vodka then proceeded to steal her car and leave it in the middle of the street, ended up passing out in a juniper bush naked...gin makes me queasy to this day

>>513993155 (OP)
*shits on everything*
*chases you with poopy fingers*

>>513996898
I can't speak for others but having a cop and a chaplain at the door at 9am telling me my sister was dead from an overdose did it for me. I was the last one in the family to see her at 4am as she was getting picked up by another junkie. This was 7 years ago. Never used again.

>>513993155 (OP)
I wanted to hear man in a box. Rooster is fine

YOU KNOW HE AIN'T GONNA DIE OH OH OH

>>513998071
Lol. I just took a laxative and it blasted out in a couple hours.

>>513993155 (OP)
context?

>>513994005
>The best Unplugged concert out of them all. R.I.P Layne
Love his version of Rooster from Unplugged.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUahBnEkIw8

>>513998776
lol i was ganna write take a stool softner/laxative chocolate but doing blow or adderal is funni for laxative purposes...and it works quick too!

>>513998808
He was a junkie and played video games for days straight. He was dying and his voice was haunting.

>>513998552
Lmao GG was fucking insane. Would throw his shit at you like a chimp. I think I heard at one show he started or tried to cut his dick off with scissors. Would constantly get in fights with the fans but loved it. Just as degenerate as him. Absolute mad man.

>>513998865
Were his pants all poopy during this performance?

>>513999129
*The fans loved it and were just as degenerate as him

Nirvana unplugged was better. Stay mad, nerd.

>>513998099
Why’d he do it? Was he just a nihilistic little shit or did they have it coming?