Thread 513995104

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/truly-extraordinary-skydiver-fell-15500ft-32321921

Women are losing their minds.

This is why zoomers don't leave their rooms

>>513995104 (OP)
What women? My filipina girlfriend wouldn't do this shit. Maybe if western or nordic women pulled their head out of their loose fuckin' pussies I'd listen to 'em more. That's reality

>>513995104 (OP)
What's her OF?

Bro when this part of the world fucking collapses I might require people on their knees for forgiveness

>>513995104 (OP)
She doesn’t look like this anymore

>>513995178
An inquest into her death found her equipment was in working order and she had deactivated the safety device that would have deployed her parachute, indicating her actions were intentional.
she is a bong so look there

>>513995237
basically, you don't fucking know.
kys

>>513995156
>dating a chunk
Brutal. It's like using the bumpers at a bowling alley

Good old ChatGPT with the prophecies

>>513995401
sorry simp, dig her up and she might fuck you

>>513995426
kek

>>513995104 (OP)
If she pancaked down she'd be around 120-130mph on impact.

If she went head first nose down dart mode she could have hit 160-180mph, and full send that shit.

Based way to go, but imagine yeeting yourself over some cock or pussy lmao

>>513997089
if she parkour rolled at the right time she could have redistributed the force and survive

>>513995104 (OP)
>jump
>no parachute
Is actually based, ngl.

>>513995104 (OP)
She looks 30. Must have realized she'd wasted her youth when Chad found a younger woman with more childbearing years.
Ladies, don't fuck around with time.

>>513997089
her eyes are rolling back, what an incredible picture

>>513997386
yep and you can see the vital signs flat-lining on the monitor too

>>513997278
She did have a parachute, in fact three parachutes in the gear she was wearing but chose not to deploy any of them.

Women will do literally anything other than just get married and have kids. They live solely for consumption and sensation seeking

>>513997685
Lmaooo

>>513995597
Actually, wouldn't she just have gone, "Splat," and they cleaned her up with paper towels.
I don't think there's actually anything left to fuck.
But I will still simp.

>>513997685
>just noticed filename
my sides

>>513998328
Yeah. Still based on my book.

>>513995104 (OP)
Imagine breaking up with that angel
Men aren't worth shit these days

>>513995104 (OP)
Noooo... I would have been her boyfriend!

>>513998328
Hardcore.
This lady will be down there with the most daring men in history.

>>513995234
She just updated her Instagram this is her latest pic

Not really related but does anyone else struggle to remember what a thread is about? I’ll open a thread and like a few seconds later I just forget what the thread is even about. It happens all the time. Its like a thought enters my head when I see the thread and then quickly leaves my head a few seconds later

>>514000199
You might have severe memory issues breh

>>514000494
I can remember loads of shit from ages ago really well. I have good long term memory but I have extremely bad short term memory or something.

>>513995104 (OP)
Holy fucking based jumper base jumping

>>513999070
meep meep

>>513997089
>>513997685
aye lil nigga you ain't gonna do him dirty like dat by omittin da edit from da pic ya?

>>513995104 (OP)
Man I really wish my ex just died.

>>513995104 (OP)
That's what you get for living "your best life". If she had settled down with a good guy and had beautiful kids instead of riding the cock carousel and jumping out of airplanes she would still be alive today. I wonder which future she would have chose if she knew?

>>513995104 (OP)
>Chad who has 7k women chasing him, will surely choose me because I'm special among Earth.

>>513995156
My Hong Kong fiancée went skydiving once, and she would never do this. I would never break up with her at all.

>>513995220
implying you'll be in a position to punish anyone. clean your room faggot.

>>513995426
Using the bumpers when you have a large hook (such as tweener or cranker style) will make for a miserable and harder time (especially when you tend to have your strike shots be more on the outside).

Thankfully, Asian women are not like bumpers (or worse, strings). It's easy mode, without cheating at life (or making things inadvertently harder when you're skilled). They're superior women.

>>513995461
queers who post their chat gpt logs like a proud father need their heads blown off.
>captcha: GAYYS

kek

>>514000639
>I have good long term memory but I have extremely bad short term memory or something.
this is not a real thing. do you suddenly remember the short term things when they cross the boundary to long term? lay off whatever is making you retarded, retard.

>>513995156
Western society tells woment they are empowered and they can do anything they wish. Women believe in these tales and this is what happens.

>>513997382
>She looks 30. Must have realized she'd wasted her youth when Chad found a younger woman with more childbearing years.
>Ladies, don't fuck around with time.
They're psyopped by the lesbian mafia into throwing about ten years away before they even start looking, so societal change is required.

>>513995104 (OP)
Maybe her fuckin chute didnt open

>>514002339
Pretty sure there was a note on her and she broke up with her husband to get fucked by some rocker dude who had just broke up with her, unless it's too similar stories in one year.

>>514002642
>
>leave husband
>fuck random dirtbag
>he doesn't become prince charming
>kill yourself
Fucking roasties.

>>513995178
Only Funeral?

>>513995104 (OP)
This is why women should never be taken seriously or ever given any authority.

Not politics you retarded fucking nigger
I'm going to rape your mother

>>513997382
It’s probably an old photo

>>513995104 (OP)
She looks likeOlivia wilde

>>514002339
If you could read, she intentionally didn't open it, and disabled the safety mechanism that would automatically open it
This was also one day after her boyfriend broke up with her
She had left her husband for him 8 months prior and they were living together for 5.

>>514002970
You mean Olivia Cockburn, daughter of famous journalist Andrew Cockburn, brother of uber canonical journalist of all Iraq and the Kurds, Peter Cockburn.

>>514003182
Oh no the fantasy didn't work out, the fembrain delusion turns out to not be real, astrology doesn't actually manifest reality. Damn, oh no. Who would have thought.
Certainly not those fucking incels who told you so. No wonder they hate incels.

>>513995104 (OP)
She left her husband or long time boyfriend for a younger chad fuckboy who threw her out like a dirty rag then tried to go back to her husband who rejected her.

No fucking sympathy. She did this to herself.

>>513995104 (OP)
one whore less
>>514005050
my cock often burns after I end jerking off to olivia

>>513995156
>My Filipina girlfriend wouldn’t
You fucking idiot, your Filipina girlfriend is a former prostitute who was the wife of so many nigger and spic US soldiers. Disgusting.

>>514002642
>>514002725
see, if i never came to /pol/, i'd never know this essential part of the story