Anonymous
(ID: ULWr+ny1)
8/26/2025, 3:13:46 AM
No.513995938
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>sell your car and ride a bike to work until you have enough for a down payment
>sell your bike and run to work until you have enough for a bike
>sell your shoes and tip toe to work until you have enough for one large pizza loan at 5% APY
>sell your feet and walk on your hands to work, earn one large chicken egg per day
>sell your hands and do the worm to your thirty minutes part time shift, one half slice of bread and 1 gram of avocado flavor spread bonus
>sell your stomach muscles and drag yourself to work with your tongue - lick the dirt for sustenance along the way, $0.01 per hour triple shift
>get fired and replaced by a tongueless, handless, footless jeet that foreskins his way to work slightly faster than you can tongue drag
This is really the American dream?
>sell your bike and run to work until you have enough for a bike
>sell your shoes and tip toe to work until you have enough for one large pizza loan at 5% APY
>sell your feet and walk on your hands to work, earn one large chicken egg per day
>sell your hands and do the worm to your thirty minutes part time shift, one half slice of bread and 1 gram of avocado flavor spread bonus
>sell your stomach muscles and drag yourself to work with your tongue - lick the dirt for sustenance along the way, $0.01 per hour triple shift
>get fired and replaced by a tongueless, handless, footless jeet that foreskins his way to work slightly faster than you can tongue drag
This is really the American dream?