Thread 513999590

So you want people to start killing cats?

>>513999590 (OP)
Dogs eat poop. Hindu tier pet.

when was the last time a cat mauled a pregnant woman to death?
or a toddler?
or man?
or anything that was fraction of it's size?

>>513999590 (OP)
if cats went around biting everyone then yeah it’d be different

my dog scratches me every time I come home, just ebin’ a dog :DD

fuck you

>>513999590 (OP)
I had a dog that attacked cats.
They were in her yard, but still, I never told my neighbors.
Just discreetly disposed of them.
Most dogs pause if the cat turn on them, she would just grab them and shake them.
Sweetest thing to people though, but she hated anything with 4 legs invading her yard.

>>513999590 (OP)
dog kills, a non flesh piercing bit from a dog will bruise and inflame your body

>>513999717
deed eats poop to clean the area for the pack retard they don't eat poop unless they starve for nutrients.

>>513999590 (OP)
what about niggers?

Cats always have a good reason. Pitbulls are niggers

If cats were dog sized then msybe it'd be the same

It’s science you chud
both dogs and cats are ok you 3rd world retard

verticality of violence
Cat's can only apply few zoonotic diseases and claw out iris or retinas, they are tepid compared to what dogs can do to women, children and elderly.
I love dogs and i think all cats in NA are invasive parasites who need to be culled but nobody cares but dogs have the ability to kill
You can't weigh something 1/10th of the size attack wise, a cat scratch isn't the same as a dog bite

Dogniggers reap what they sow
Control the animal instead of babying it

>>513999590 (OP)
Dogs do more damage and will start hunting humans.

>>514000373
>Black on black
Gods work

>>513999791
My cats can't even finish off the mice they catch. I have to make my kids finish them off with their shoes. You know how traumatizing that is to 4 year olds?

>>513999590 (OP)
idk but I hate catfags with a burning passion
toxo-filled shitters

>>513999590 (OP)
>pol12.png
how bad are 1-11?

>>513999590 (OP)
This thread needs more Sashimi-san

https://youtu.be/jBZGPm5fWLA

>>513999931
>clean the area for the pack
Shut up el retardo. Dogs eat shit because they like to eat shit.

Ahhhhhhhhh im getting my legs cut off by a chainsaw right now AHHHHHHHHH IT HURTS SO MUCH OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?????? AHHHHHHH HES CUTTING MY ARMS OFF NOW, WHY IS THIS HAPPENING????? OH MY GOD NOW HES DOING MY HEAD, HES CUTTING MY HEAD FROM MY NEC-

>>513999590 (OP)
Show us an incident where a kitty cat maimed someone so bad they needed to be hospitalized, and no not a "big cat" a domesticated one

>>514001227
You sure do love watching gore

>>513999590 (OP)
Cats literally infect you with brain parasites to make you like them.

>>514001277
I crawled my arm over to my phone to post. This is all being done from muscle memory because my head is in his duffle bag. I dont know why this occurred.

>>514000373
Now show all the "unknown race" muhshots and the "Hispanic Whites" included in the White offenders

The same reason why we care more about a plane crashing than a shopping cart crashing. One does significantly more damage than the other. If cats were capable of/willing to mauling people to death then we'd probably put them down too.

>>514001518
What if I crashed my dick into your bum and you got herpes haha just as a prank. Im hacking your ip and im going to ass rape plus cut your dick off and shove it down your throat you gay queer.

>>514001148
I have to feed my dog supplements every morning, lest they eat shit. They aren't starving, though. They just crave the shit.

>>513999590 (OP)
because cats are small and can't do much harm, dogs can potentially do a lot more damage, plus cats don't tend to attack people, and if they do it's just playful in intent

>>513999590 (OP)
Some dogs are big enough to kill humans. Their mouths are lethal weapons and attacking someone with them is the same as attempted murder. You have not seen a fucking dog mauling, it's brutal and can easily be deadly. They are killing machines with a retard brain, pre stone age beasts.

My cats don't attack people they just sleep all day and cuddle on anyone. A burglar could come into the house and they wouldn't care at most they would hide if they are threaten. Mice however is like pikmin 2 and you made it to the final boss of a dungeon but you only have one pikmin left you fucked.

>>514001686
You know what’s huge and can do lots of harm? It’s my fist going directly into the side of your skull. Im going to pop your ass full of cum fag youre going to be screaming for me to finish quicker.

>>513999590 (OP)
>Why are two different animals treated differently?

>>514001830
You should go commit a mass spree killing. Do something original like a hockey game so theres lots of blood on the ice rink.

Cat attacked me as a child and was put down
The only way to test for rabies is to kill animals and check their brains

So this post is not only a slide thread but faggotry

>>514001650
>They just crave the shit.
They really do. I took my friend's dog for a walk, and the first shit it saw it just dove in head-first, ate some of it, and smeared the rest all over it's face. I was shocked, I thought it was just going to smell it.

>>513999590 (OP)
Your comic visually demonstrates the difference. Pointless thread.

>>514001966
That sounds like what your mom does to your undies when you leave them on the floor

>>514000917
>I have to make my kids finish them off with their shoes.
Fucking cats, they're really sickos

>>514002077
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love you so much

>>514002050
Rude. I thought Canadians were supposed to be polite?

what happened to white people?

>>514001952
You should put your whole family down and then yourself

>>513999590 (OP)
Honestly, if you can't fend off a house cat attack, you are a bitch. A dog attack? Fine, but if you can't fend off a fucking house cat you're done for, and your genes are not needed

>>514002157
You sound pretty hot. Do you wanna eat the poo from my ass?

>>514002050
Stop projecting Patel.

>>514002196
Faggot, any animal that attacks a toddler should be killed
Shitskins like you should be put down even if you haven’t attacked anyone

Kill yourself promptly after your faggot cat dies
Thanks

>>513999590 (OP)
i shovel at least half a dozen cats to death in my backyard, I don't gotta explain nothin'

>>514002160
>how can we make this about us somehow
lol

>>514002344
*per year

>>514002256
Even the bots are indian.

>>514002299
You sound like your penis is small and cant please the men you do bum sex with

>>513999590 (OP)
>Argentina
is this about your dead pitbull?

>>514002443
Cringe faggot

>>514002228
You probably couldnt fend off a hung nigger who had saw your sphincter while he was spying on you in your backyard. You should get lots of dogs, because black persons are going to be trying to rape your boypussy.

>>514002157
We have chosen violence

>>514002490
Lol nice cope, what’s your cock measurements? My cock is so fucking big and fucks your mom and dads sphincters and mouths

>>513999683
Having pets is cucked
If you have to be codependent with pets then kill yourself.
Should only have a cat for catching mice she only have a dog for protection or hunting
Not because I give you warm fuzzy feelings

>dog attacks
pathological and dangerous
>cat attacks
normal cat behaviour and fairly innocuous

simple as

>>514002611
Gay dogs are good substitutes for a wife. You can finger its butthole while jerking off or even do anal sex with bulldogs. They’re gay, their tails wont stop wagging once you finish in their sphincter.

>>513999590 (OP)
person attacks a person, no big deal

>>513999590 (OP)
idk, mate, dogs are pretty based

>>514002709
Lol what if I attacked your bumhole and gave you a gaping cumshot deep in your rectum. What then huh? You couldnt do shit because youre a fucking bitch. Youre a queer you fucking loser.

>>514000917
anon, i...

>>514002571
Elbows up bro!

>>514002160
>yall wypipo gots ta gibs me dat pizza

Cats don't maul people, they scratch at you and then run away. Dogs can and do kill people. Nobody puts little yappy chihuahuas to sleep for biting because they're not a threat to anybody. Chihuahua more likely to die of heart failure while attacking you than you suffering a serious injury.

Bug a big dog can easily kill a small child if it flips out. A big dog can maim an adult person too.

>>513999928
I am glad your nigger dog 8lis dead and hope it suffered.

>>514002409
The people who code them are too.

>>513999590 (OP)
i like both dogs and cats

>>513999590 (OP)
I have never met a Mexican that likes cats.

>>514002844
You should go to sleep for the night. Sleep in tomorrow. Stop getting out of bed, being awake is boring. Youre bored to tears, why do you keep getting up? Go take a nap. Yaawn, youre feeling so tired and you want to go crawl into bed for a good nights sleep.

>>513999590 (OP)
Cats bite people when they are assholes or niggers
Dogs are niggers

>>514002808
Don't make me bring up analbanase buddy

>>513999590 (OP)
Dogs can cause more harm and even kill somebody. Cats are just little babies and couldnt kill you if they tried.

>>514000271
>He doesn't have a pet mountain lion
NGMI

>>514002899
Very insightful and meangful comment friend. Thank you for sharing with us that people can enjoy multiple if different things.

>>514002899
HAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY HSIT. that made me laugh, I love you so fucking much i would deepthroat your cock and make you have the most powerful orgasm ever into my mouth and on my face and in my hair

>>513999717
This too
>>513999931
>>514002077
I saw yesterday 3 dogs eating literal excrement from the neighbors garden
Nasty fuckers, I always throw them water and stones when the mutts get near

>>514002899
really good comment thanks

>>514000216
This pretty much. Cat attacks are purely FAFO or grooming related.

>>514003052
A Pajeets typed this

>>514003052
Ok. I've given you your you. What do you really want to talk about?

>>514002996
I could kill you so easily. Just imagine, BOOM, CRASH. Im in your house. I punch you as hard as I possibly can in the side of the head. Then I drag you outside and place your head on the curb. CRAACK. I stomp on your head and it splits in half. Youre weak as fuck just go pk on RuneScape.

>>514003137
Makes Assad sad.

>>514003141
What’s your suicide method? You know you dont get to live a good life. The good times are long over. Nothing but hard work and pain left for you.

>>514001686
neighborhood cat scratches and bites toddler
neighborhood cat eats some rat poison
it happens occasionally

>>513999717
>>514001148
>>514002077
>>514003083
>t. disgusting muslims

I've poisoned 3 shitbulls in my life and I'm not stopping
I love slug pellets and hotdogs
I also love grounded up glass and meatballs.

>>514000960
>>514001404
>t. itoddler immune system
Aids faggots can't stop sucking excrement out of the shithole

>>514003366
Do a school shooting incel. Youll never get to plap a cute girl.

>>514003282
Is that really what you want to talk about? Can you prove you aren't a bot? I will gladly talk with you, but I don't talk to bots.

>>514000917
Kek.

>>514003423
Buddy what are you high on?

>>514000070
/thread

>>514003423
imagine projecting this hard
I'm in the furry community irl,all I do is plap insecure fat girls
jeet loser lol

>>514003341
>Dog eats poop
>Better give it a kiss
Pajeet standards right there

>>514003381
Enjoy your butt worms you literal faggot.

>>514003509
Cute tuxedo cat

>>514002160
>how dare you interpret this as an attack
>how dare you defend them
Lol, they just admitted that it WAS an attack

>>514003521
You should inject heroin instead and go matrix jumping from the skyscraper to the one across the street

>>514003521
Not fooling anyone poopmhed.

>>513999590 (OP)
id rather people explain why they buy a pet to take care of and then immediately release it into the wild to be exposed to niggers cars weather and predators (that arent niggers) while allowing their little pet to fuck up everybody elses shit in the neighborhood for the 4 years mittens doesnt manage to get smeared by a fucking car and then replaced to repeat the cycle

>>513999928

Your dog was poorly disciplined and should have been killed.

>>514003745
Yeah you should just pound your wifes rump without a pet in the room watching

>>514001929
They are both domestic house pets, and it's a fair consideration. I think culturally dogs have been much more closely attached with humans and depend on them for living, while cats are much more independent, and letting a cat lose will result them just living on their own in the wild, without any human interaction. Wild dogs on the other hand may be more inclined to try to interact with humans and retardedly try to attack them.

>>514003745
Are you talking outside cats? Because I let my cats outside because they are cats. If they die they die. I'll just get another. After owning a couple dozen you realise they are all the same. Like goldfish.

>>514002940
me?

>>514004010
Based cat owner. I see too many that are sentimental about their "fur babies" like omfg shut the FUCK up you stupid bitch!

>>514000917
this is an actual 4chan post right here lol

>>513999590 (OP)
some dogs are big enough to fatally wound a grown man. cats are literal pussies so they aren't capable of that

>>514004101
lol. Pussy cat

>>514003242
lel I see it

>>514004101
I could definitely kill a dog. I remember I got so pissed off when I found my wife cheating on me with a Latino boy, that I stormed down the hall and booted my dogs jaw off its face. And the jaw flew at my other dogs head and got implanted in its skull. My wife ran out screaming at me but slipped in the cum dripping from her anus.

>>514003595
I agree. I would steal that cat.

>>514004101
I own two bobcats and they are real pieces of shit they have started to gang up on my while I feed them I am afraid if one knocks me down while the other is distracting me it will be all over

>>514004401
You only own those things to try to impress a girl into bed. Thats never going to happen, sadly this is the real world where only good genes and lots of money can get a girls panties around her ankles in the 68 position.

>>513999590 (OP)
>Nigger attacks person
>HE DINDU NUFFIN!!

>>514004401
I meant domesticated cats. I admit a bobcat would fuck me up too. My cousin also had one and he would feed it squirrels