Thread 514007448

>be me, straight furfag
>join new furry friend group
>they're conservatives
>under the impression everyone is straight
>eventually some guys admit to being "bottoms"
>my friend that invited me to the group responds
>tells them he's a "top"
>mfw even conservative furries are all faggots

>>514007448 (OP)
>furries are degenerate faggots
The only one surprised was OP, who is a retarded faggot.

>>514007510
I might be retarded, but I'm not a faggot.

>>514007448 (OP)
You joined Steven Crowder's secret yiff server.

>>514007536
You are. Kys

>>514007448 (OP)
if you are a furfag then you should already know there is almost no such thing as a heterosexual furry

so why are you here pretending like you were surprised?

>>514007448 (OP)
There aren't any not gay ones, I put up with countless furries, they're all gay. It's impossible, they all want to suck my cool fun dick sooner or later.

>>514007448 (OP)
You expected ghouls who made their fetish their entire personality to not be diseased in other ways?

>>514007675
I used to know one a long time ago, we'd hang out and talk about cars and stuff. I haven't met one that isn't some gay or bi kind of queer. Even Foxler (the guy with the Hitler fursona) is a faggot.

>>514007536
>I might be retarded, but I'm not a faggot.

Reminds me of a funny family storytime:
>be my cousin
>closeted gay faggot
>everyone knows, except his literal retard best friend
>they're friends because the retard doesn't know he's gay and is okay with hanging out with him, while no one else can stand his flamming faggotry
>on one of his tantrums, he decides to suicide
>throws himself off cliff
>it's actually 3ft tall and falls into the bushes
>retard friends "suicides" with him
>family bbq interrupted to pick them out of the bushes
>years later, story forgotten
>cousin finally comes out of the closet
>happiest day in his life
>his retard best friend nopes out
>literally just repeats "nu uh" and walks away, never to talk to him again
Even thought the retard was a good enough friend to die with him, some lines can not be crossed.

>>514007448 (OP)
>straight furfag
Welcome to the based club. There are dozens of us, dozens!

>>514007448 (OP)
the strangest thing is that furfagdom is the most popular in Germany of all places

i wonder what it says about the übermenschen there that they want to shag animals

>being a furry
Couldn't be me

>>514008079
Kek, based retard.
>>514008085
I'd be genuinely shocked if there were more than 100 in existence.

>>514007958
It's tolerable if it's for a hobby or some surface level stuff, but that's just like my relations with normies at that point. You just learn quickly to never have hope.

>>514007448 (OP)
>Conservative
>Furry
Yeah. Gotta conserve the old ways of dressing up like dogs and yiffing while having gay sex. Just like in the old days.

>>514008537
>He doesnt remember the wolf heads from rome

>>514008574
They killed those wolves and wore the skins in battle. Why would I call that to moms when talking about furfags?

>>514008711
*to mind

>>514008537
If it was fine for my Gaulic ancestors to don wolf skins and howl at the moon, it's fine for me to don a fursuit and get my yiff on.

>>514008711
Worlds first fur suit.

>>514007448 (OP)
your gay fetish chat session is not news or politics

>>514008805
I guess I'm not brown or gay enough for /pol/ AKA the board that talks about Spic Fuentes all day and night.

>>514008802
Yeah. No one ever wore animal pelts before the Velites. They all did it for sexual reasons too. So they could pretend to be anime dogs and have gay sex.

>>514008797
>Nazi Maid Marian
Would?

>>514007448 (OP)
>conservative
>faggot
but I repeat myself