Thread 514042701

We're definitely never beating the "Amerifat" allegations...
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5470075-pritzker-responds-trump-attacks/

He's not fat he's big boned.
It's 3 million years worth of evolution of being that one giant badass in the tribe that decieves the predator that it's easy big win over the other skellies, and then it grabs the saber toothed tiger by the neck and crushes it to death in a choke hold. That's why people grow to the size of full size sedans today, if you don't figure out how to duct-tape your mouth closed and stop eating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax5r-rxpDns

Fat is just more calories stored in the body for later during emergency when there's no food. Fat people are rendering a service, if predators jump out of the woods, the giant slow moving one is the one that gets hauled away, it's been this way for at the very least 800 million years of our evolution, and there's not enough data in the new training samples isolated in the last fourty thousand years, where there's effectively no monsters in the woods. The monsters in the wood could be back at any point and we'll need fat oligarchs to be carried away in our stead.

>>514042701 (OP)
> n-no you
good rebuttal, fat ass.

>>514042701 (OP)
We're going to beat them before trump leaves office