Thread 514053031

I went to a bar by myself a few weeks ago and worked up the nerve to talk to a girl after being seated for nearly 3 hours there. She kept on and on about how she needed a man and all her friends were getting engaged etc etc. So i walked over, introduced myself and asked her on a date. This is how it went:

>Hi, Im anon, I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation a second ago about you needing a date and I would love to take you to a nice dinner.
Her:
>Oh yea, im single, but im not DESPERATE
*cue maniacal laughter from her 3 friends around her*


I wanted to kill myself right then and there. I went into my car and parked at a wal mart down the street and cried so fucking hard. Im 36 and I am going to die alone bros

Nothing special desu, only 1 year left.
It's all arbitrary numbers anyways.

>>514053055
brother
>finna clurb
>see some booty
>I couldnt help but overhear your conversation
>I would love to take you to a nice dinner

she's there, at the club, to get fucked. You're either attractive enough for their eyes to light up and immediately grab you, claiming you for the night, or your spaghetti starts falling out of your pockets like what happened in your case. Dont go by yourself it's weird, and have better things to talk about than that

>>514053031 (OP)
when this movie was made this scenario was seen as a comically unusual scenario

>>514053031 (OP)
I’m 45. Deal with it.

>>514053031 (OP)
predictive programming
they wanted this for the millennials and gen z

>>514053031 (OP)
you're going to be happy/content?

>>514053055
Ask your friends help to find some girls.
Also.
Never lose faith. You will make it.

>>514053055
The seriously fucked up thing is there probably is some decent chick out there for you, but post covid they are all shut ins or co-opted by the rainbow flag cult

>>514053031 (OP)
it's weird how attractiveness works to the woman, you could fumble your spaghetti like you but if you were attractive she'd have ate it up, all that chad spaghetti, and by the end of the night you'd be going to eithers house. It's like they subconsciously take a look at the room's stock of men and keep a mental note for what attractiveness to go for, the top percentile can pick any female out of the entire room, even supposed lesbians

>>514053055
Fuck whores bro. Prostitutes are honestly the shit. Sure a lot are dead inside but I've had some of the best sex and some of the best connection in my life with hookers.
How did you even manage not to get one ever?
Idk if you religious but God must love you for holding out so long. Idk, I lost my virginity to prostitute when I was 18 or 19 ( honestly I don't recall)
As a side not, bitches that reject like that are awful people anyways, only good for fucking and dumping. That is why she is single, in fact.

>>514053581
it was normalizing degeneracy

>>514053055
When you fish in the gutter, what do you expect?
Being nice alone won't win you shit. Being wise, however, will. Learn from these interactions, don't take it personally. She did you a favor by showing you who she really is up front. Imagine if that popped out five years down the road with marriage, kids, and her wanting to divorce your ass. What I'm saying is, chin up motherfucker, you're gonna be alright.

>>514053055
Jesus Fucking Christ, this is pathetic, no wonder you are still a virgin.
Why the fuck would you:
Go to a bar and then just sit there eavesdropping on some women talking for 3 hours before making a move?
Finally walk over and tell her and her friends that you have been eavesdropping on their conversation like a creepy stalker?
Insult the woman by saying something about her being desperate and needing a date?
Immediately turn around and start simping for some random woman that you just said was low value and desperate.
>I wanted to kill myself right then and there.
You honestly probably should if you get the opportunity. You are never going to lose your virginity and things are just going to get exponentially worse and sadder the older you get.

27
I stopped caring

>>514053031 (OP)
Nah, I think the guy in the movie has a job

>>514053324
>when this movie was made this scenario was seen as a comically unusual scenario
It still is. By 25, less than 2% of American males are still virgins. So still being a virgin at 40 is a comically rare situation.

>>514053055
She has to get to know you is probably what she meant. She isnt just gonna shack up with some guy who doesn't look outright rich..should've showed her your Lamborghini first

>>514053902
That's not how any of that works, at all. A man's attractiveness, at least in terms of his physical appearance, barely even matters.
Your understanding of how things work is completely skewed by low value incel male solipsism, and being gender-confused and feminized from all of the anti traditional masculinity indoctrination you have experienced.

>>514053031 (OP)
>has a job
>lives alone in his house
>plays a instrument
>eventually gets a gf
you wish

>>514054849
Girls in pairs are looking to hook up, 3 girls is a 'girls night out' and you have zero chance.

>>514053031 (OP)
This certainly deserved a thread

>>514054653
>less than 2% of American

>>514053031 (OP)
>>514053055
Same boat.
Take it easy, it's just a wet hole.
Kissed for the first time two years ago, I don't even think about it anymore and I see the girl almost every day.
Enjoy life and do something with it. Stop thinking women give you value.

>>514054919
>A man's attractiveness, at least in terms of his physical appearance, barely even matters.
Bluepilled.

Not only do women care just as much for looks as men do, but they are far more picky. Sure, you could use your wealth and social status to get a girl to fuck you, but she is fucking you out of "obligation" for access to your resources, not because she actually wants to fuck you.

>>514053055
>wanted to kill myself right then and there. I went into my car and parked at a wal mart down the street and cried so fucking hard.
I hope you grew a bit thicker skin from that interaction.

>>514054547
Jfc relax

>>514053055
Nice pasta. And newfags replies.

>>514053031 (OP)
I'm a 47 year old wizard

>>514053258
>Dont go by yourself it's weird,
And if you don't anyone to go to bar girls hunting?

>>514054653
where they get this statsitcis from? does someone asks random people on the street when u lost your virginity?

>>514053031 (OP)
Literally one of the best movies ever. What are you crying about.

>>514055701
one of the best ever? This must be your first movie or something

>>514053055
Have you seen ugly old niggers trying to get laid? they get 99% rejected and clowned but one bitch will say yes and they get laid.
Your problem? you give up the moment you get rejected, feel like a loser because she rejected you and you create phobia towards talking to women because you're scared of feeling the same way when you fail. Does it also happen in other instances besides your sexual life? where you are scared to make mistakes due to being scared of failure?

Truly you should just not care, if you do not care that she will reject you, you will seem confident which will make you better at conversation which then will translate to sex. Through constant failure you will have sex, not trying talking to the only woman you liked in the bar and when she rejects you, you feel like a retard and a failure for trying.
Have you even tried flirting and fucking around with uglier women you don't care about? have you given compliments to random women you have seen that you really liked but knew you had no chance? try just giving a compliment and just say goodbye and leave, you need to feel confident in failure.

>>514055482
then it's already over

>>514053031 (OP)
TPTB cannot handle your wizardry powers. They vill send thots after you to stop it from happening. The barrage will only get stronger and not stop. Do. Not. Give. In. Hodl.

"Oh no i can't have sex with a hooker, otherwise i'll be a loser!" - 36 year old virgin.

Why are people like this? You're literally winning by fucking hookers. It's cheaper than taking a woman out to dinner and it makes roasties seethe.

>if you pay for it, it doesn't count
Penis went in vagina. Had sex. Stay mad. If you go skydiving does it not count because you paid money?

>>514055378
Someone has to say it, the other guy is talking as if he believed he did nothing wrong except being ugly

>>514055388
Based memeflag only person not retarded enough to fall for stale copypasta.

>>514053031 (OP)
Based.

Why yes, as a matter of fact, I DO hate women and I won't allow those creatures to defile my body with their rotten holes.

>>514056379
It might come as a shock but the vast majority of men also want to have a family

>>514053055
My dear anon, at least you did that though.

See it like this, she has no idea who you are and in their conversation, they probably thought you were a creep who wanted to fuck and dump her. They have no idea how pathetic you are.
If you become Jeff Bezos tomorrow and they still remember your face, for all they know you might've just had a divorce and wanted a one night stand. Literally, don't let that experience weigh you down.

Here is where you went wrong:
>"I COULDN'T HELP BUT OVERHEAR"
Your setup was like you were doing her a favor.
You should've tried making eye contact first and check her out. It sounds like she has a problem though and will remain single for the rest of her life, so you didn't miss out on anything.

Don't let this experience hold you back, my nigger.

>>514053031 (OP)
Not everyone gets to reproduce.
Sorry, not sorry.
Doesn't matter anyway.

>>514055170
>>514055596
>where they get this statsitcis from?
It's from data collected in the General Social Survey, pretty much the largest and most reliable survey of this kind.

Lol, I am the reverse as I stopped dating around 30 because the women in my vicinity became so worthless that it didn't seem like a good investment of my time anymore

>>514059393
>Not everyone gets to reproduce.
Complete retard take, one look at the welfare cases shows you that they very much do. The thing is that increasingly many people don't get what they want so they stop looking, they never wanted it to begin with, cannot afford it without severe cuts to their finances even if they have someone or their expectations are unrealistic. This idea of someone being so unattractive they cannot breed especially past women turning 30 is not reflective of most individuals

>>514053031 (OP)
>You're a wizard Harry.

Why is it bothering you?
Answer that question move on with your life.
>Or just rent the town bycle, and hope you don't walk away with some life time condition.

>>514055835
while this is true the juice doesnt becoke worth the squeeze. I have had always had game, but bitches honestly are out of control. I live alone and am in incredible shape. I dont use any apps or have any social media (disadvantage i know) so i purely get laid from cold approach. Not only does it work 1/10 times sometimes 1/20 but the effort needed for some mid pussy just isnt worth it. I'm also old enough to know how things were 10 years ago. Stacy used to be charmed by charisma and game, but nowadays even a woman over 200 lbs sticks her nose up at a legit 7/10 or 8/10 male.

>>514061187
Most people in highly developed countries don't have much sex anymore, women included. Leftism pretty much ruins intersex relationships. Once an area is fully developed standards, mental illness etc. go through the roof and it is over.