Thread 514056353

I am so tired of the weather here year around I am losing my mind. Its shitty all the time. 2-3 weeks a year with nice and warm weather max. Beside that its snowy, dark, windy, rain, cold as fuck, fucking slushy roads, rain-storm-snow at the same day.

I have been to California and I like the weather.
I want the state of California to become a part of Norway. We can provide lutefisk, oil, gas, and lucerative shit. In return I get 365 days a year access to your beaches and weather. I think this is a very good deal.
I have the flu right now because of the weather and I am in a very bad condition and I am angry.

I am up for adding Arizona and Nevada also.

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>>514056431
Im as cracker as it can be. Its horrible now. I am freezing my ass off.

>>514056353 (OP)
Please. Please take it. For the love of God please.

>>514056528
Can I have all three states?

>>514056353 (OP)
California is free if you take it 'as is.'

>>514056353 (OP)
but why do you want millions of mexicans?

>>514056806
You know the weather make up for it. I can live with some of that shit. We would clean it up for you tho, so It would have been over in 6-12 months with the homeless people.

Beyond that I can live with them potholes.

>its snowy, dark, windy, rain, cold as fuck, fucking slushy roads, rain-storm-snow at the same day
perfect

>>514056948
Hard workers man. They would have made things look amazing over here. I like mexicans. Plus they make based food. I can only imagine how great it would be to exchange the extreme islam people for mexicans and latinas. Would be heaven.

>>514056775
Depends. How much do we need to compensate you for that burden?

>>514057120
Its depressive. I consider start drinking and become an alcoholic.

>>514056353 (OP)
Los Angeles fag here. You know, it's funny. I love the cold, I love being able to feel warm in the cold. Sometimes I get angry it's not cold enough, even though we're at a constant 60 - 80 degree weather. (80s only during summer, usually at 60-70)

grass is greener on the other side i guess

>>514057301
Just 365 days a year with access to summer and heat. We could probably give you some oil, fish and gas for free too!

>>514057274
>Latinas
Stop falling for the meme dude most of them are built like fridges. I would hate them far less if when they flood in from their shitholes they weren't all fucking fat and ugly

>>514057432
Ive always wanted to go to LA out of nostalgia for GTA, is that a reddit reason to make the trip? Im an eastcoastie.

>>514057457
Wait. You're going to pay us? This isn't a scam right? You're not an Indian using a VPN?

>>514057432
Yeah I know people in LA that say the same lol. Love LA and Ca tho. Short way to everything and I did not care at all when it came to the traffic. Remember it took me almost 2.5 hours once driving from LAX to Los Feliz, but man, the sun, the heat, radio blasting, it was heaven. I always drove through DTLA taking the 110 and then jump on the 101. Felt based.

>>514057496
Some of them are but man there are so many CUUUUTIES too! Id take Jenna Ortega any day.

>>514057571
I did the GTA tour too lol. I am that childish yes. The entire game is spot on. I did never think about it before I went over there but eveyryting matches lol. Every time I saw people that looked suspicious on the corner I could not stop thinking that this could be a $500 freaks and strangers mission

>>514057634
Yes. I think its a fair deal. For summer and heat its a fair thing to do. Jusht dhont rhedheem dthe chode.

>>514058359
Can you take New Mexico too? You can do a heckin Breaking Bad tour.

>>514056353 (OP)
kek enjoy weather modification cuck

>>514058511
You know I drove through New Mexico on my roadtrip through the southern states from LA to GA. And I went to Roswell because of aliens. And because of aliens, I can accept New Mexico. I liked breaking bad and Albuquerque. How much do you want for New Mexico sirs?

>>514056431
fpbp. Would love some cold.

>>514058714
You want better weather too. We both live a place that drains us from that shit :/

>>514058511
>>514058359
I want to go to Arizona and New Mexico for a Red Dead Redemption 1 tour, I could ride my motorcycle there and listen to the ambient sounds from the game and pretend I'm riding a horse

>>514058757
You can come here. Its very cold up here.

>>514056353 (OP)
Only a non-nord hates the cold and dark. Identify yourself muslim scum

>>514058736
$1.
Thank you Mr. Norcuck, you have no idea but you just saved America.

>>514056353 (OP)
Norway is smaller in size and economy. You would become part of California. Not the other way round.

>>514056353 (OP)
>have the flu right now
>because of the weather
...that's ... not how that works, anon.

>>514058828
Arizona was beutiful. That state has some sick scenery. Drove to Tuscon and Phoenix and then to Sedona and Flagstaff. From what I am used too its almost like going to another Planet. Sedona was crazy. Utah and Colorado also. I dont know who made the roads in Utah, but those who did has done one hell of a good job making them rest stops for scenery. I just stood there and looked into the canyons. Just amazing.

>>514058913
Born and raised white dude in the coldest place in the world. Its horrible.

>>514058978
Ait bro. We buy it for $1, and we will send you legal papers to come and drill oil here because its a shit ton and will help out a lot for your sake. We can help you with the crazy enviromentalists too with some good american attitude.

>>514059161
I am up for that also. But this is about getting access to your weather. Plus I have already bought New Mexico for $1. I am dealing with mroe states than I started off in the first place but we will figure out a diplomatic way for this solution sirs.

>>514059192
Well thats what I am going to blame! Its bad weather, I have the flu, and I am angry about the weather and I will blame the weather today.

>>514057337
Can be, if you don't know how to spend your time. Whether it's reading books, composing music, working a job you like, hiking, and having a solid circle of friends. You can always go on vacation when you can't take it anymore, but not at the bottom of a bottle pls

>>514059624
Dont have much else to do beside working. Its boring in this condo.
Beside I dont like alcohol either. Cant do the taste :/