Thread 514058496

Taylor Swift is 35 years old and she just got engaged to the GigaChaddest of GigaChads.

>>514058496 (OP)
She's rich. Money pushes the wall away. Kind like how the cure to aids is money.

>>514058496 (OP)
>GigaGoodGoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZZugF3Iabo

She's going to leave him after he loses another super bowl

Who cares? Why is it that all of you believe that just because a thing happens and some people care you also have to care and offer commentary on it? I could not give a fuck what either of these people do with their private lives.

>>514058496 (OP)
oh my god

WHO FUCKING CARES

>>514058496 (OP)
it's a he

>>514058700
Roastie cope.
Money is not going to make her fertile or pretty again.
Also Travis is already rich he doesn't care about her money that much.

>>514058496 (OP)
So many people hating on them all over the Internet. Tay tay is my favorite troll.

>>514058496 (OP)
The Chad football player and the blonde Stacey
The perfect American couple

>>514058496 (OP)
where's the baby ? is she the shadowless woman or something? (shadow=pregnancy)

>>514058496 (OP)
>Annoying middle aged stick bug shaped bitch whose whole career is singing averagely about how none of her 1000 sexual relationships fell apart due to any wrongdoing of her own marries a lunkhead who makes less money than her.
Sounds about right.

>>514058496 (OP)
>two gay men get married
And I should care why?

>>514058496 (OP)
35 and finally ready to settle down.
Congrats on the roast beef Kelce

>>514059158
Men dont have "eggs". Not at 20, not at 30, not at 40.

>>514059367
nah, just an high testosterone biowoman. many such cases

>>514059477
That's a funny way of saying Estrogen infused male. Kike.

>>514059277
>Marries a 6'5" professional jock who earns $17 million per year
lol yeah I'm sure she's just settling for scraps

>>514058496 (OP)
Soon they will making a video like that faggot cowboy saying how is nice and heterosexual to suck tranny cock

>>514059477
>memeflaggot says taylor swift is a woman

many such cases

>>514058496 (OP)
almost as bad as Madonna

>>514058496 (OP)
Israel needs more good goyim to fight their wars. Now that the president of white women has signaled to her fellow roasties that it's time to find a simp and shit out some barely cognizant, malformed mutants with their very last eggs the white race is saved!

>>514059158
Women only hate this tweet because it's true. An unwedded childless woman in her 30s is the equivalent of a 30 year old man still trying to make it as an athlete, it's only a matter of time before his ACL tears and his knee blows out. In a woman's case it's a miscarriage/autistic child they keep hidden away as best they can and a divorce.

>>514058496 (OP)
He's a child. Sad.

>>514058496 (OP)
Gigachads are hypergamous

>>514058496 (OP)
grats I guess? isn't she a billionaire? who gives a fuck anyone would marry her to leech off her money

Kelce is literally gay and 'Taylor' is a transvestite prostitute for rich jews.

>>514059634
He still makes an unfathomably lesser amount of money than she does though, knowing she's ultimately the provider in the relationship is something that nags at a woman's psyche regardless of how well off she is, and she IS the provider of the lifestyle in this relationship, her ney worth is over $1billion. I'm not mad at him, he's making the smartest play he can make. Many athletes end up going broke once their career is over. marrying a woman with a net worth over $1billion will, at the very least, get him in touch with world class financial managers. If they divorce he'd actually be one of the rare few cases where he'd probably end up walking away with significantly more money than he entered the relationship with, and if they stay together he lives in a billionaire household, pretty sweet deal.

>>514060249
I would add there's certainly a masonic element here as they just love turning people into trannies to worship baphomet

>>514058496 (OP)
more like Gigashill

>>514058496 (OP)
Remember, the red pill is the ideology of lmc whites, spics, and nigs. In their circles, the weed and goyslop catches up with women quickly. UMC white and Asians don't have this problem to the same extent.

When a man whines about The Wall, imagine some construction worker whose girlfriend is some retarded pitmommy EMT whose hobbies are weed and tattoos. In that world, the idea of a woman not going to shit in her late 20s is unfathomable.

>>514058853
>implying the queefs reach the super bowl ever again while kelce is still playing hes got 2 years top i dont see it happening its a miracle they even reached it last yeat

>>514058496 (OP)
>The best the most famous woman in the world could do was a niggerball player with brain damage.

Lol. Lmao.

>>514060283
Both of these people have masonic handlers who have their subjects planned out years in advance. Whatever their fate is, it's already been determined

>>514060226
Travis Kelce earns $17 million per year it's not like he needs the money.
>>514060283
>get him in touch with world class financial managers
his agent could also do that for him. Do you think there are many financial managers out there who would turn down a guy earning $17m/year?
>>514060825
the jocks used to give you wedgies in school didn't they?

>>514058496 (OP)
he is a gigagoy by the virtue of fact that:
1. he engaged with the roastie.
2. he is a notorious gigagoy

slide thread btw

>>514058496 (OP)
She’s a billionaire and he’s rich too

>>514058496 (OP)
not sure you want to describe that fruit as a gigachad OP, do you even watch football?

>>514060672
>When a man whines about The Wall, imagine some construction worker whose girlfriend is some retarded pitmommy EMT whose hobbies are weed and tattoos. In that world, the idea of a woman not going to shit in her late 20s is unfathomable.
This is cope. Women age like dogs and it is not just about that, it is simply a rotten deal beyond a certain point. I stopped serious dating at 30 because it didnt seem worth it anymore

>>514058496 (OP)
cool so instead of setting a good example for women by dating some businessman with a good company, a scientist, or mathematician or something she literally is going to marry a gorilla with anger management issues. it's not even that he's a jock or something he just seems like an asshole, aren't there sports guys with a better attitude?

>>514060923
Oh nah, I'm from a York rite Freemason family, that tranny wasn't off the table of I played along, but now that Babylon whore is being settled into a role instead of given to the Antichrist or used for any real Jewish shit. She's bumped down to Kardashian tier Isis priesthood.

>>514058496 (OP)
The ring is a symbol of ownership. Originally it went around the neck so the women could be brought to neighboring tribes on a leash like animals to be bred. Over time, they started tying the rings to women's fingers, and then eventually just a ring with no leash. So if you saw a ring you knew another man already owned her.

>>514060923
>Do you think there are many financial managers out there who would turn down a guy earning $17m/year? Probably the ones who deal with people making hundreds of millions/billions a year.

>>514061263
Nothing says financial stability like the NFL

>>514059856
>>514059610
there are tons of videos of taylor when she was a kid. they weren't transing kids in the 80/90s.

>>514058496 (OP)
Celebrities are not normal. Taylor Swift is not a biologically normal woman. It might be trans.

Who cares about their pretend lives?

>>514061334
Faggot they've been doing it since the 19th century. It's a GMO clone, there's plenty of them.

>>514059474
I think she was friend-zoned until her mid-20s.

>>514061332
I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not but a large number of professional athletes go totally broke after their career ends.

can't wait for the adopted tranny kids to hit the timeline

people who hate on taylor swift are all brown

>>514058496 (OP)
10% chance the CTE sportsball player kills her within 5 years

>>514061263
and how many of those are there? My brother earns $200k/year and has a great financial manager. You act like investing and managing money is some extremely rare superpower.

>>514061334
>they weren't transing kids in the 80/90s.

They've been trans-ing people for at least 100 years

>>514061483
>It's brown to nootice the jooess

Just let the spiders get you, man.

>>514058496 (OP)
Politically, I have to wonder if this will create "the great settling"
> a generation of women who are insane
> these insane women use Swift as a life coach
> Swift gets engaged
> her fans, not wanting to miss out on being a part of it, all decide to hurry up and get married themselves.

Back in the old days the water department could tell when "I Love Lucy" went to a commercial based on everyone flushing their toilets at the same time. I look forward to any future statistics regarding marriages

>>514058496 (OP)
Holy shit that headline make me seethe uncontrollably

>>514058496 (OP)
Surely the average 5/10 roastie will be able to do just as well if not BETTER than one of the richest and prettiest women in the world

>>514058496 (OP)
She bet against Trump before the election and lost. Finding a cuck with money seems a fine option.

>>514058496 (OP)
I don't know the specific website for little girls living their princess life through celebrities, but I'm assuming you just forgot about your premium membership to it.

>>514058496 (OP)
He's not a gigachad. Being a Chad is more than just looks, retard. He's a beta simp who's woman makes more money than him and is clearly the one in charge of the relationship. That is decidedly un-Chad like.

she won. she'll be able to pop out one or two white kids no problem. chuds LOST

>>514061513
I'm not saying he CAN'T get a good financial manager, but being with Taylor Swift who for sure will have one of the best financial managers in the world will be a nice benefit. Many athletes are retards and don't think about it at all until after they go broke and now it's less likely for that to happen to him is all I'm really saying.

>>514061483
aren't all australians essentially chinese? a friend who lived there like 10 years ago told me they just went over there and bought all the real estate lol

>childless barren roastie
Who cares

Yeah and old men in their 70s marryong super models means that women are attracted to geriatric men whose penises no longer function right? Has nothing to do with the millions of dollars into their bank account(s).

>>514059634
what happen if their child is born a manlet big nose incel?

>>514062108
>6'5" man (with a 6'3" brother) and a 5'10" woman
>producing an incel
no
also she's going to be 36 soon so idk if there will be kids, see pic-rel in >>514059158

>>514062048
how many of those young super models are worth almost $100 million like Kelce is?

INCEL thread!!!!

>>514058496 (OP)
>what do we know about that rock
well they probably got a diamond from some jews who put it in a metal ring so she can wear it on her finger
travis bought it or maybe their talent agency did

>>514058496 (OP)
He's literally gay. You guys really can't tell that extremely well groomed men are faggots?

>>514062358
>mountain of evidence this is a masonic tranny
>worried about her fertility

grim

>>514062640
I hope he is

>>514058496 (OP)
Nothing Chad about him
He is the stereotype Rube who thinks he is cool
If not for Taylor - no one would know his name
Would not be shocked if both were gay or asexual
Look at him in Gucci
Looks like a Hick from Kansas wearing fake Gucci on his big NYC vacation

>>514058496 (OP)
>Billionaire female
>She's winning
He's winning

>>514058496 (OP)

bro just married all one-thousand cocks that plastered her face before him lol what a cuck
This perfectly encapsulates what the white man has been reduced down to.

>>514058496 (OP)
Mark my words she will have a child with him, divorce him, take the child and write a song about her being a strong independent single mom and that he is a scumbag then make 3 more billions as it becomes another hit thanks to the Swifties

>>514062997
I blame that on youth. Young people with lots of money don't know who they are yet. And I am sure he had all kinds of PR people telling he looked great.

>>514058496 (OP)
Look at the size of that arm. She's going to pig out before she even gets pregnant.

>>514063347
LAWL

>click
>send

Am I just an incel in denial or are they an incredibly pathetic couple. She's been ran through, and is blown out. He's a simp. They're an odd looking couple. Its all scripted and publicized. I just find it pathetic

>>514062997
shit in the toilet you filthy animal

she might be the last real celebrity
no one else can shake internet like this anymore

>>514059158
35yo women are fertile dumbass, if you had unprotected sex with a 35yo woman chances are she will be pregnant within 6 months. Less fertile than a 20 year old doesn't mean infertile

>>514063956
>incredibly pathetic couple
They are, he would be better off by himself than with her

>>514062358
A 90% drop in egg count is not a 90% drop in female fertility
anons should learn basic facts about fertility if they want to keep harping on about it

>>514058496 (OP)
20 years too late

>>514062427
>rich people like getting richer
Imagine my shock

>>514058496 (OP)

Who?

>>514060283
Neither of them are the provider in this relationship, the idea that one person is the 'provider' applies to the peasant classes. It is absolutely irrelevant for the wealthy elites. Our cultural reality is literally more like negroes than it is like theirs.

>>514058496 (OP)
>GigaChad
Kelce looks like a retard and dresses like a nigger. He has nothing on true alpha chad energy like JJ Watts or Pat Tillman.

>>514058496 (OP)

Travis Kelce is cooked no cap on g frfr

>>514058496 (OP)
>insecure closeted wigger
>terminal little brother syndrome
>gigachad
Lol. Lmao even

Jesus christ I'm tired of the kelces especially that fuckim fat faggot Jason. I'm an Eagles fan from Philadelphia but he's a dork

>>514064388
I say this irl

BEHOLD GENTLEMEN
>It's been arranged by their handlers
>her music will take a turn promoting marriage and family life
>fans run out and find their own man (guys included cause GAY)
>new baby boom cause swift said so

>>514058496 (OP)
gender inverted couple, kelce has fat woman knees taytay have penis

>>514058496 (OP)
>>514059262
>>514060178
this guy can't read btw, just like newsome

>>514058496 (OP)
The combined IQ of their baby will be 60 screenshot this

>>514062358
I know multiple incels that are 6 foot 1 + and have full time steady jobs and pay. Ane im not an incel and am 5 7 with no job lmao.

Divorced in a year

>>514064949
the fuck is a combined IQ

>>514063347
Kek, but needs to have Kelce at the back with the flowers and holding a ring. The. Put Jason Kelce behind him, lmao!

>>514064014
retard

>>514058496 (OP)
finally? she's had like a dozen bfs before him

>>514060734
She prints money for the NFL
You know god damn well they will give Kelce the Super Bowl this year

>>514064240
At the minimum - he will not have to use his own money.

>biggest feminist icon is getting married to chad
woke is truely dead. the millennial women who fell for the girlboss meme are about to get serious fomo

>>514059158
There are plenty of white children to adopt who are currently living in hellish conditions. You are the nigger's nigger. Congrats

>>514058496 (OP)
Alright, good, hopefully she is very soon also PREGNANT.
And hopefully MULTIPLE TIMES!!

>>514058496 (OP)
fakest psychopath whore in the music industry for over a decade

>>514058496 (OP)
>35
her ability to pair bond is busted
the marriage won't last
you know this, they know this, everyone knows this

>>514064484
Me too. It's an unpopular opinion here because he's beloved

>>514058496 (OP)
IVF baby when?

>>514065220
I don't think they will, they know people hate them too much and a sick and tired of this
they will have them win early until she drops her album and then they will lose a few game here and there and lose in the playoffs to baltimore before kelce retires

>>514064127
This. Everyone is retarded. Women can wait too long, sure, but 35 isn't a big deal for most women.
Ofc there are outliers on both ends of the curve. I think the oldest woman to give birth was in her 70s. Youngest was 7?

>>514065723
You clearly don’t understand
They don’t care unless the money dries up and that will never happen as long as she is there along with Kelce
They literally are the biggest music artist of all time

>>514059158
He was a nobody until she came along
He seems to love the attention
He is poor compared to Taylor
He management could have picked several other for the role

>>514058496 (OP)
They’ll adopt 3 nigger babies then he’ll get hurt next season and be forced to be a stay at home dad while she continues globe trotting.

>>514059031
This

I hate how this dumb crap is so forced


Never listened to this ugly mediocre woman’s music even one time

Go away in the NAME OF THEM LORD ALREADY F OFF!!!!!

>>514066119
I perfectly understand that the nfl is a netflix tv series and that right now they created an abomination that everyone hates and they know it very well
they already humiliated the chiefs in the superbowl with the number 33 a rookie white guy, intercepting the mighty mahomes and making him looking like a clown with a pick 6
they were losing 33-0
the chiefs are done for a long time, you won't see them in the superbowl just like brady had a long off period
they served their purpose, this year they will make the people who hate the chiefs happy, it's all part of the show

>>514059367
Yuck she acts like a dude

Yup definitely two guys getting married gross

They'll be divorced less than two years after they tie the knot. Taylor Swift is on the same path as Madonna, who also has multiple marriages around her belt.

>>514059367
Ever notice how this degenerate shithead never spoke out against child trafficking even 1 time during any of it?

Evil cunt

>>514059634
That guy is also a wigger and a gay wigger at that. You should listen to him talk. He’s zesty and retarded as hell. I bet their conversations are RIVETING
>he also exclusively dated ratchet nigger whores before Taylor. Instant tell

>>514064014
Yeah and you could be valedictorian of your community college you worked so hard to get into. But that's not where the smart money goes

>>514061800
Travis Kelce isn't an average athlete you fucking moron. He's worth over 100 million dollars. At Travis' level of wealth it's totally irrelevant how much more money Taylor has. They both have multigenerational fuck you money.

>>514067068
Nah as long as you use those ovulation kits you’re guaranteed as long as your not a dud. There’s a two day window every cycle where a chick is almost 100% guaranteed to get pregnant.
>t. Started at 34. Have 5 sons now. All blonde haired and blue eyed and it’s fucking awesome. Will probably be having a sixth

>>514067262
You started at 34? Or your wife?

>>514059158
They hated him because he told the truth.

>>514067080
And it can’t buy him a whiff of class or cure his insecure wiggerdom, sorry!

>>514067080
you think 100 million is rich
he could not even afford a decent used motor yacht
he is poor compared to her and has no long term earning capacity

>>514067383
Wife. I’m in my 40s

>>514058496 (OP)
she hit the wall a long time ago. She has 20 layers of makeup. He legs are saggy.

>>514058496 (OP)
>Breakup in 3, 2....

>>514058496 (OP)
Incels will seethe

>>514058496 (OP)
who cares about this pop culture tmz bullshit? are you a fag or a woman?

>>514058496 (OP)
>gigachad of gigachads has akmed barbershop haircut and looks like an idiot
based football superman marrying his roasty

>>514058496 (OP)
Get back in touch when they have a non-retarded baby

>>514067433
How did you guys meet? Last Q, I’m 32 and no gf in sight. I have a lot of friends though so I’m pretty sure I’m hideously ugly since their gf’s don’t set me up

>>514067730
the bitch is 35. chad with akmeds barbershop haircut wont cut it for 18 year old stacy. you need atleast...OH WELL I DONT CARE! FUCK WOMEN!

NEED 10 MILLION DOLLARS FOR THIS MID 3/10 FUCK THIS SHIT

bring in more niggers and rape all women to death.

>>514067760
Work. lol. Coworkers who broke the code

>>514058496 (OP)
Shame about her womb thou, so polluted she can't even have a lil baby mon, gunna adopt a lil niglet for cucked nfl daddy

>>514059218
>Tay tay
STFU.

>>514068092
THATS SO BASED OF HER AND HE IS NOT A CHAD. no chad would go to akmeds barbershop and let him ruin his hair.

nfl chads fuck 18 year old stacies and not grandmas.

>>514067423
anon if you gave most men a choice of a 25-year-old woman and a $10 million yacht, or a 35 year old hag with a $100 million yacht, most men would pick the 25-year-old.

>>514058700
if she ever has kids, she will be an old mom, her kids will be ashamed of her

Kelce will come out of the closet in like 20 years.

>>514068244
most women would do the same with one difference. she will always think about the 100 million...
the guy would always think about the hot woman. men and women are not the same, we are not compatible. womens brains have evolved into a different species. we just keep them alive for babies, thats it.

we dont need them for anything else. women are not needed for anything but babies. they should stick to that but now theyre all boss bitches and we have to import niggers.........................................

>>514058496 (OP)
Human rights abuse distractions by the ultra rich

thats a total collapse like america. tens of thousands murders, hundreds of thousands of rapes. living literal warzones. need war equipped cops to fight off all the stupid niggers all the time.

WHY BRING THEM HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>514059474
Use to fuck a girl who looked pretty much exactly like this bitch was horrible

>>514068459
Maybe in Germany. In the South, women are right wing as fuck. You should come to my country club and listen to all the wives, you’d think you’re in the 4th Reich

>>514058496 (OP)
Wall Theory states that MOST women become unfuckable by age 40. Yes, some women, especially ultra rich women, can hold on longer than that, but they're the exception, not the rule.

>>514068655
thats a man, cletus

>>514068659
huh? yacht? 100 million?

>>514058496 (OP)
If kelce starts doing movies. You know this shit was set up and Swift is a man.

>>514068436
He will transition to a woman

>>514068671
If you start a career at 14 in LA/NYC you are the old whore at 25

This happened to Faith Schroder and Sonia Ammar

Corona virus lock down took their prime years

Both are not directionless old ladies on their way to being forgotten

chiefs going to win the next super bowl through refs favoritism now. probably the next 2

>>514068808
off course he is a man
just like beyonce.

>>514058496 (OP)
>GigaChaddest of GigaChads.
The guy looks like a zesty homo

>>514068671
women are extremely stupid with their diets, rich people know how to eat. their trust fund daddies teach them how to eat right.

women from poor families dont even fucking know what an entre cote is.

>>514059031
I do. I'm an OG Swiftie from way back

>>514059367
Taylor Swift looks like Woody Harrelson as a tranny at the Anger Management 2003 movie.

you will meet women that never ate a raw piece of meat in their entire life and very few meats. alot of sugar, seedoils and coffee. main diet for most people. literally get brain shrinkage because their body cant produce enough cholesterol. simple fact, nodody wants to believe it. the body cannibalizes itself, even brain tissue.

no one knows it, it doesnt seem important to have an actual brain in your head. this is why everybody is so fucking stupid.

>>514059158
If I was one of the cavalcade of male celebrities that have fucked this roastie, I actually WOULD wife her up, knowing that her goyslop music would eventually make her a billionaire and I would cash in on the divorce. Then I would serially fuck 18 year old women like Leonardo for the rest of my life.

>>514062358
It's not impossible. That's why the "if"

>>514059474
reminds me of my redhead gf from pictures she showed me
She showed old pictures of her from birth to adulthood.
She really looked fuckin weird until 12 or 13 then BOOM, made her ugly duckling transformation and looked basically the same all the way to 33 years old.
I think it would be cool if there were more common 'ugly duckling' realities out there. It's such a good story to have of your life.

>>514064014
Yes you CAN get pregnant, but good luck actually carrying a child till birth.

>>514058496 (OP)
>Athlete multi-millionaire chad has to settle for a flat hag quickly approaching 40 y/o that a village worth of men have already had
Grim. How many men has she been with? And he's picking her up on the tail end of the wall.

>>514067730
The only 'baby' this tranny will have is a moonbump

>>514058700
There’s a cure for aids?!

Am I allowed to fuck men in the ass now??

>>514058496 (OP)
She's a billionaire, you fucking moron.

> be me, 26yo never girlfriend haver
>hot 30yo fit babe messages me online dating
>meet, even hotter in person
>start seriously dating
>marry after 3 years
>me 30, her 34, still hot
>she wants kids after plandemic, about 2 years later
>time comes, she says, 2 more years
>she starts acting cold
>sex slows
>she starts saying she's unhappy
>wants couples therapy
>she moves out for space to "grow our relationship"
>she says she's never moving home unless couples therapy
>I say not going, tell her to come home
>she starts claiming I'm abusive
>she rewrites history, claims our fun sex wasn't, claims I pressured her into it
>she divorces me
>surprised me
>sad me
>confused me

I know on a certain level she did me a favor, she wasn't getting any younger nor any more pleasant to be around...the opposite actually. But man it still hurts like hell after almost a year being divorced. Women, man, need I say more?

>>514058496 (OP)
dating was one thing but why marry her?
he has the money to get a 20-25 yo bombshell model easy

>>514064014
30+ year old bitches only give birth to retard autist kids

>>514070519

Politically speaking, my hot ex wife, from her perspective could write a very on brand Taylor Swift song should her marriage go south.

"Never take a ring from a ringer,
You'll be left voiceless as a singer!
He took my words
And gave me turds!"

Followed by a bridge by some some unknown mumble rapper or Dolly Partton.

>>514070542
He is not rich enough to afford a model
He is a nobody
What could he possibly do for an attractive 20yo female
He has zero power to land fashion ads or acting jobs - even tv commercials

Even DiCaprio does not pay for his girls
Billionaires pay the bills and DiCaprio brings along Camila Morrone to fuck everyone
Even at Bezos' wedding Leo was the star not Jeff

>>514059610
>Marrying the Queen of the Mids when your career is about to nose dive

Jason is clearly the smarter brother.

She escaped her mom's DNA

>>514066327
Sports are for American gays, not French fags, Abdul. Fuck off; we're full.

>>514064870
Why do you need to read

>>514070542
he loves the way she can actually fuck his ass with her penis

>>514058496 (OP)
Her upper arm looks rather fat there. Is she going to aguilera now?
>I meant to write "going the Aguilera" but using it as a verb may be even better

>>514073333
only subhumans can't read

>>514073544
Reading is demanded so that the elite can upload info into your squishy retard brain and control you.

>>514073683
the idiots who rule us can't control shit and wouldn't know what to put into my brain to begin with

>>514058496 (OP)
>A Vax made in Heaven
(You) Can't he vaxxed and a Chad

>>514058496 (OP)
He is obviously gay and she is his beard. It's alarming that even /pol/ cant see that they are puppets of jews.

>>514070519
>26yo never girlfriend haver

the problem here is that your almost certainly leaving details out. Every single dude that doesn't fuck or date by 23 ish has dogshit charisma around girls and is usually fucking clueless to warning signs. If you wanted shit spelt out for you, fuck a dude.

>>514065460
>35
>pregnant
>multiple times
It will more than likely be either a miscarriage or a tardbaby, there certainly won't be 2 babies.

>>514065569
>Also this
Her whole career is based on her profiting off of her inability to pair bond, this marriage will last a year at most.

>>514065584
Lol no it isn't. People were saying this after the second time the cameras showed Taylor Swift in the stands at one of his games.

>>514059031
This. The guy isn't black. Who gives a fuck

>>514061334
>they weren't transing kids in the 80/90s.
Lmao how naive and uneducated you are. They have been doing this shit since Ancient Babylonia

>>514074433

Yes I am leaving details out. Would you like to know the diameter my mother dilated to when she birthed me or even further back to know my father's load size?

>>514058817
>>514059158
>>514059262
The coal.

>>514061538
They've been doing this since the first civilization. Elites are just continuing their beliefs and worshipping degenerate gods.

Do you take this woman as well as the dozen male celebrities and dozen or more additional men she fucked who left their quintillion genetic deposits in her due to microchimerism?

I do.

I know pronounce you cuck and wife.

Which of the 11 fingers was the ring for?

>>514060672
>class
Yeah you’re talking from your butthole. Have you ever seen a WASPy ghoul woman? Especially now with Ozempic face! GTFOH, money is an aging accelerator!

>>514058853
He's going to beat her after he develops CTE

>>514059634
How come his hair hasn’t fallen out? This nigger is obviously on steroids.

>>514058496 (OP)
who?

>>514075388
Thanks for that, anon. This has been pushed harder than just about anything in the last 10 years and needs more attention

Screencap this she's gonna divorce him in 2 years so she can write 10 more almbums and then she's gonna come out as a dyke so she can write rven more shitty albums for the rest of her career

>>514077350
I wouldn't be shocked if they break up before the marriage happens at this point just in time for another album to drop LMAO

>>514058496 (OP)
Lmao, another extremely high profile American blonde falls for a brown man, is this what you call winning?

>>514058496 (OP)
Taylor Swift broke up with 12 boyfriends and complained about them in her songs. I'm skeptical her new relationship would last.

>>514081172

Relationship experience for men is measured like job experience, in a decade you either have 10 years of experience or 1 year of experience ten times.

Relationship experience for women is a sell by date that passed the first day she entered in.

I'd hire a guy who's been steadily holding down a dead end job, but I won't consider week old milk unless it's on discount because once it's spoiled, it's just taking up space in my fridge.

>>514058496 (OP)
That lucky bastard. Imagine getting to suck Taylor Swift's cock, and having her fuck you like a $20 whore.

>>514058496 (OP)
thats a body double and she was taken and lives at one of these model pussy houses and had a kid with jalen ramsey, shes a ##$#$ lover. travis kelce is a gay man also, same thing with pat mahomes. everything is smoke and mirrors. what does aaron hernandez and TIM brady know about all of this?

>>514058496 (OP)
thats not the "look what you made me do" original one
*"delete" background voice*

>>514059158
She definitely froze some eggs bro, and she's rich enough to pay for a surrogate.

>>514065355
>There are plenty of white children to adopt
no there are not
there is a waiting list a hundred years long for white children
the only children available for adoption are nigger crack babies
btw, even though there's a massive shortage of white children for adoption, non-whites and gay men seem to alway be at the top of the list to receive them

>>514058496 (OP)
These people are so fake

>>514083401
Can't believe that a memeflag is correct for once.
this relationship is 100% fake and fucking gay

>>514058496 (OP)
>travis
>gigachad of gigachad

He isn't Tom Brady.

>dude he's gay
>dude she's a tranny
>dude she can't have kids
>dude she's a whore
>dude she's not even hot

holy COPE this board is pathetic

>>514058496 (OP)
I hate women

>>514059856
>pussy circled
lol, kid.

>>514058496 (OP)
Kelce is not a chad he looks like grug. Hes not a pretty blonde guy he looks like some angloid potato. Shes an assless giraffe

the amount of cope in this one thread alone is staggering

>she's rich the wall don't apply to rich women!
>he's gonna lose her!
>she's gonna lose him!
>he's gonna turn violent!

you faggots really need love in your lives lmao you faggots are the most boring people on this entire website