/pol/ - Thread 514059945

Anonymous (ID: Pmc+WWVe)

8/26/2025, 10:12:41 PM No.514059945 >>514060054 >>514060149 >>514060279 >>514060374 >>514060434 >>514060451 >>514060494 >>514060549 >>514060621 >>514060741 >>514060773 >>514060809 >>514061474 >>514061643 >>514061782 >>514061844 >>514061906 >>514061948 >>514062001 >>514062077 >>514062283 >>514062321 >>514063211

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I can't poop

Anonymous (ID: zhjiZAuk)

8/26/2025, 10:14:00 PM No.514060054 >>514062150 >>514063101

>>514059945 (OP)
At least we know you are not an Indian

Anonymous (ID: Q9L9kwNu)

8/26/2025, 10:15:08 PM No.514060149

>>514059945 (OP)
i woke up about two hours early this morning with extremely painful stomach ache. while trying to push that out i had to lean over and puke in the tube. after puking i could poop. have you tried vomiting yet?

Anonymous (ID: gBb23lvX)

8/26/2025, 10:17:01 PM No.514060279

>>514059945 (OP)
Keep trying but dont blow an o ring we believe in you fren!

chud (ID: 4+8ZEtxa)

8/26/2025, 10:18:15 PM No.514060374 >>514060459

>>514059945 (OP)
Uh... politics??

Birb (ID: SGaY1wYx)

8/26/2025, 10:18:55 PM No.514060434

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>>514059945 (OP)
Me either, cant even fucking fart, about to drink a lot of coffee.

Anonymous (ID: yP7NEDqp)

8/26/2025, 10:19:10 PM No.514060451

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>>514059945 (OP)
Saved

Anonymous (ID: ns/8XbO1)

8/26/2025, 10:19:14 PM No.514060459

>>514060374
>Uh... politics??
Vote them out?

Anonymous (ID: DABnd7u6)

8/26/2025, 10:19:48 PM No.514060494

>>514059945 (OP)
Drink beer to flush it out

Anonymous (ID: dA5uu166)

8/26/2025, 10:20:31 PM No.514060549

>>514059945 (OP)
Eat yogurt idiots.

Anonymous (ID: 6YjDQIwx)

8/26/2025, 10:21:08 PM No.514060602

Me either. I think I have IBS. I also think it’s connected to my insomnia.

Anonymous (ID: XTVO637T)

8/26/2025, 10:21:18 PM No.514060621

>>514059945 (OP)
I wonder what my agent thinks of me waiting two minutes to bump the I Can't Poop thread and nothing else all week.

Anonymous (ID: dA5uu166)

8/26/2025, 10:22:36 PM No.514060741 >>514061422

>>514059945 (OP)
Also eat some fibers sometimes and drink more water, fucking idiots.

Anonymous (ID: rBsdmQdK)

8/26/2025, 10:22:57 PM No.514060773

>>514059945 (OP)
stick a hose up bum

Anonymous (ID: jyRCgnC9)

8/26/2025, 10:23:29 PM No.514060809

>>514059945 (OP)
Get chia seeds, get prune juice, blend em together and drink it. Not too much chia though it can worsen constipation of you go overboard

Anonymous (ID: o7TzaiU0)

8/26/2025, 10:31:31 PM No.514061422 >>514061623

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>>514060741
>enters thread about not pooping
>gets mad at constipated anons
My gf made this, will I poop soon anons?

Anonymous (ID: yP7NEDqp)

8/26/2025, 10:32:08 PM No.514061473

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Anonymous (ID: KbevPUhb)

8/26/2025, 10:32:09 PM No.514061474

>>514059945 (OP)
Lay off the percocets

Anonymous (ID: 8/dkMi2C)

8/26/2025, 10:33:57 PM No.514061623 >>514061733

>>514061422
What is it, looks tasty

Anonymous (ID: JwGYLTji)

8/26/2025, 10:34:08 PM No.514061643

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>>514059945 (OP)
Take a lot.

Anonymous (ID: o7TzaiU0)

8/26/2025, 10:35:27 PM No.514061733

>>514061623
Blackcurrant pie, it is very tasty!

Anonymous (ID: fWmJlria)

8/26/2025, 10:36:12 PM No.514061782

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>>514059945 (OP)
Heh, really?
I poop too much.

Anonymous (ID: YVNJeekr)

8/26/2025, 10:37:01 PM No.514061844 >>514062125

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>>514059945 (OP)
Try a balkan breakfast (coffee + cigarette).
I literally need to do it every time from monday to friday so i can poop at home before i go to work. If i dont do that, i get all bloated and my stomach makes noises, but cant do it anywhere where i am not at home because psychological stuff

Anonymous (ID: OEoNK9La)

8/26/2025, 10:37:49 PM No.514061906

>>514059945 (OP)
go get your butthole lick..it works for me

Anonymous (ID: +Hpis0tX)