Thread 514078952

Why do you still reject the truth /pol/? Mormonism is the way the truth and the lfie

south park said mormons are nice but dumbasses so i'm gonna have to side with trey

>>514078952 (OP)
Mormonism = CIA

>>514078952 (OP)
The truth that god is one of many aliens that has lots of carnal pursuits and will gleefully do so hundreds of times while his human creations aim for the same goal in their magical underwear

>>514079013
>jew park
No

>>514079090
Mormonism rejects judaism

>>514079215
God is god and created all of us

>>514079418
Yes. Mormon god is having lots of space sex and wants you to wear the magical undies tho

>>514078952 (OP)
Why do Christians get upset when I tell them I look at them the same way they look at Mormons?

>>514078952 (OP)
mormons remind me of islam. similar in their invention.

>>514078952 (OP)
I could breed a Mormon girl.

>>514079783
Mormons fill pseudo-Christians and jews with blood lust

>>514078952 (OP)
Mormons are great, they are the Dan Hibiki of religions.

>>514078952 (OP)
Mormons are white Satanic witches. It's just fucking masonry lite. Suck a dick in your magic underwear with your shaved sideburns faggot. Also mountain meadow massacre faggot.

Latter-Day Saint here.
Just wanna share my testimony that I know The Book of Mormon is true, it has changed my life in myriad ways. I know that Joseph Smith was a prophet of God. That we are led today by a living prophet Russell M. Nelson. I know that Jesus Christ, my saviour, lives.

>>514079013
The Joseph Smith episode was the actual story or Mormonism for those that thought it was just shit Matt and Trey made up.
The Angel.
The gold plates.
The seer stones.
The whole part about Smith translating them but never letting anybody see the plates.
All 100% accurate according to the Mormon Church.


It was a scam so Joseph Smith could have his own harem of underage girls with the community's blessing.
Thats it.

>>514078952 (OP)

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>>514079934
Jesus Christ is mentioned more often in the Quran than Mohammed.
Jesus is considered a prophet of Allah in Islam.
Muslims even recognize his immaculate conception by the Virgin Mary and refer to him as The Messiah.

The Bible and The Quran are the same story through the eyes of different people.
Its a director telling the story of Batman (1989) with Keaton vs the director of Batman: Begins.

>>514078952 (OP)
It's a false religion based on freemasonry.

health in the navel, marrow in the bones, strength in the loins and in the sinews, power in the priesthood be upon me and upon my posterity, through all generations of time, and throughout all eternity

>>514082426
The quran never mentions Jesus, it mentions Isa, a parody of Jesus. Isa isn't even arabic for Jesus, Yassu is. Your sick pedophile false prophet denied the divinity of Isa. The retard thought the trinity was Isa, Miriam and allah.
You claim you recognise the incredible thing of the immaculate conception, but what happens when Jesus gets insulted? Nothing. But when pedo mo gets insulted you chimp out big time. Same with claiming you worship the same god - when God gets insulted you do nothing, when "allah" gets insulted you chimp out - but less than when pedo mo gets insulted. You're idolaters who worship mohammed, not God.
The bible says thing like adultery is a great sin. Your degenerate false prophet said raping married women captives wasn't adultery. They are not the same story. He's burning in hell, don't burn with him.

And mormons, your founders were all lying degenerate pedos too. You don't worship the creator of the universe, the Father in your false book is a man from another planet who ascended to godhood. You're not Christians. Reject that bullshit and actually turn to Christ.

>>514084422
Correct, Islam is a false revelation

It's heretical and they added to the Bible, big no-no

>>514078952 (OP)
If some cucks accept Paul, then Smith has similar credibility.

>>514078952 (OP)
Y'all dumb niggas believe Cain is Bigfoot and people live on the sun gtfo here. It's just a fake sci fi story that's shitty and makes real Christians look bad.