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Anonymous (ID: gKfPPEIV) United States No.514083487 >>514083573 >>514083860 >>514083963 >>514085159 >>514085211 >>514085611 >>514085992 >>514086340 >>514090357 >>514093228 >>514097528 >>514098680 >>514098729
What, no humor thread?
Indian humor time, post 'em!!
Anonymous (ID: zXiKhXw/) United States No.514083573 >>514083734 >>514084474
>>514083487 (OP)
But that's not funny. It's DISGUSTING.
Anonymous (ID: vByEnbLk) No.514083648 >>514084792 >>514099237 >>514100062
Anonymous (ID: gKfPPEIV) United States No.514083734 >>514084578
>>514083573
No, if you can smell it, it's disgusting...seeing some rando pajeet shitting themself inside across from a Chipotle..now THAT is fucking funny!
Anonymous (ID: Fn4jfI9a) Germany No.514083785 >>514085159
https://vocaroo.com/1iQnEDcQRysz

[Pre-Chorus]
Cut a hole in the cab, gotta take a crap,
Don't wanna stop, my schedule's on track.
But watch out, folks, I'm all over the road,
If I hit you, it'll be your own damn fault, I suppose.

[Chorus 2x]
Poojeet, Poojeet, reckless on the wheel,
Cutting holes, shitting, no one's safe from the streetshitter deal.
Illegal U-turns, deaths on the rise,
When you see that poojeet big rig, better peel your eyes.

[Verse]
Oh, I'm a Poojeet from the land of curry,
Came here illegally, just to earn some money.
Big rig behind me, but I don't know how to steer,
Going 90 on the highway, shouldn't even be here.

[Pre-Chorus]
Cut a hole in the cab, gotta take a crap,
Don't wanna stop, my schedule's on track.
But watch out, folks, I'm all over the road,
If I hit you, it'll be your own damn fault, I suppose.

[Chorus 2x]
Poojeet, Poojeet, reckless on the wheel,
Cutting holes, shitting, no one's safe from the streetshitter deal.
Illegal U-turns, deaths on the rise,
When you see that poojeet big rig, better peel your eyes.

[Bridge]
They say, "We're working hard, give us a chance,"
But I see a smelly Poojeet, I don't want them here.
Crash after crash, it's a bloody bastard mess,
These jeets are killing us whites, can't be less.

[epic guitar solo]

[Outro]
So if you're driving, keep your eyes on the road,
A Poojeet might cut you off, leave you dead or unwhole.
Remember white folks, these jeets are a curse,
Drive safely, or meet their no remorse.
Anonymous (ID: +rHvBQ3y) United States No.514083822
Birb (ID: 0pl+Hpx4) United States No.514083860
>>514083487 (OP)
>Sarrr! We went to the moon, Sarr!
Anonymous (ID: MTCCwRL2) United States No.514083963 >>514094436
>>514083487 (OP)
SIGN THE PETITION TO DEPORT INDIANS!!
>BAN AND DEPORT ALL INDIANS, PAKISTANI, AND BANGLADESHI FROM USA!
www.change.org/p/deport-and-ban-all-indian-pakistani-bangladeshi-from-usa
sage (ID: QVLvy6d6) United States No.514083991
DRUZE LVRD (ID: tbbWMxSF) Israel No.514084474 >>514084733
>>514083573
True. Mexican food is disgusting.
Anonymous (ID: 8wCqs9Kw) United States No.514084578 >>514099320
>>514083734
I dont find humor in anything shit related. Its unsanitary and disgusting.
Anonymous (ID: zXiKhXw/) United States No.514084733 >>514084909
>>514084474
What Mexican food? That shit on the floor? Thanks for telling us that you are a pajeet, retard.
Anonymous (ID: v8cKVJeR) United States No.514084792 >>514085148
>>514083648
The manlet was the only one who could do it. Its because india has a strict height requirement and they prefer tall skinny fat fags to strong manlets
DRUZE LVRD (ID: tbbWMxSF) Israel No.514084909 >>514085074 >>514094491
>>514084733
Mexican food doesn't look like poo it looks like puke.
Anonymous (ID: FSRd+KT7) United States No.514085074 >>514085183 >>514086845
>>514084909
Indian food looks like vomit, wtf are you talking about, Mexican food is like corn, tortillas, n like rice n beans, nah Indian food sucks ass
Anonymous (ID: vByEnbLk) No.514085148
>>514084792
He and the instructor don't look like typical pajeets, but more like Nepalese Gurkhas. They might be from a minority to the northeast close to the border with Nepal. That would explain it better than height - those two are most likely not proper jeets unlike the rest in the video.
Anonymous (ID: N+x1p8yb) United States No.514085159
>>514083487 (OP)
>>514083785
Well I am proud to be a Pajeet
In the the streets I poo and pee
and I won't forget the jews who
let me in your country

I'd gladly scam the elderly, please Saar don't redeem.
'Cause there ain't no doubt about it, i smell like rancid meat
DRUZE LVRD (ID: tbbWMxSF) Israel No.514085183
>>514085074
Idk just looks unclean to me. Of course I would rather eat that than Indian food.
Anonymous (ID: Vo4GKHtd) United States No.514085211
>>514083487 (OP)
>Saar... so what I poo here? Mind your own business saars
Anonymous (ID: l38rwSUM) Finland No.514085554
Anonymous (ID: Fn4jfI9a) Germany No.514085566 >>514085876 >>514085981
https://vocaroo.com/19BlFNkCvYhb

[intro]
saar oh saar oh saar
we fly to birmingham in englandddd oh saar
oh saar Air India one seven one, cleared for takeoff oh saar

[Verse]
Flaps confirmed oh saar
brakes armed oh saar
the poo Throttle is set oh saar
Throttle set oh saar
Rolling through Ahmedabad in indiaaa
in indiaaa
oh saar oh saar

[Bridge]
Rotate oh saar oh saar we are airborne oh saar
OH OH POO POO
OH OH POO POO
What just happened oh saar?
Why did the engines go out oh saar?
why fuel cut off oh Saar?
this is air indiaaa! mayday mayday oh saar aaah aaah!

OH OH POO POO-PULL UP OH SAAR
OH OH POO POO-PULL UP OH SAAR

[Chorus 3x]
Poo Poo Air India
Poo Poo Boeing Dreamliner
India Superpower oh Saar
we take off we take off oh Saar
Fuel Cut off after one minute oh Saar
oh why oh why Sumeet Sabharwal benchod redeem oh saar
now we crash over indiaaa
oh saar aaaah benchod bastird oh saar
Anonymous (ID: pBvNTeK5) United States No.514085611 >>514086628
>>514083487 (OP)
what the fuck kek
Anonymous (ID: vByEnbLk) No.514085811
Anonymous (ID: k4sUBiJc) United States No.514085876 >>514086137 >>514086329
>>514085566
damn thats a banger.
Anonymous (ID: k4sUBiJc) United States No.514085981 >>514088247
>>514085566
air India
Anonymous (ID: P9yR12V/) United States No.514085992 >>514086273
>>514083487 (OP)
How much do you got to be shittin for it to bubble up out of your pants??
Anonymous (ID: pt9Ifs/I) United Kingdom No.514086137 >>514086414 >>514086449 >>514093200
>>514085876
Pretty good, but personally I am partial to:
https://vocaroo.com/1bc7pr58N5wq
Anonymous (ID: k4sUBiJc) United States No.514086273
>>514085992
saar this is an india thread saar
Anonymous (ID: Fn4jfI9a) Germany No.514086329 >>514086678
>>514085876
the song is based on Flight Air India 171 which crashed earlier this year.

you should take a listen to the recovered cockpit recording:
https://vocaroo.com/1bc7pr58N5wq
Anonymous (ID: dJOaQB7G) United States No.514086340
>>514083487 (OP)
What the fuck
Anonymous (ID: pt9Ifs/I) United Kingdom No.514086372 >>514087366 >>514100367
Anonymous (ID: my6x0feF) United States No.514086414
>>514086137
my god is that what it is?? I thought they believed their god was a cow or some shit. This makes so much sense.
Anonymous (ID: Fn4jfI9a) Germany No.514086449
>>514086137
kek beat me to it.
Anonymous (ID: k4sUBiJc) United States No.514086628
>>514085611
poo and Elon memes are petty good too.
Anonymous (ID: k4sUBiJc) United States No.514086678
>>514086329
sounds like this
Anonymous (ID: k4sUBiJc) United States No.514086763
Engineer here saar
Anonymous (ID: 7+gseRpq) United States No.514086845 >>514087022 >>514097443
>>514085074
That's Americanized Mexican food. Real traditional Mexican food is testicles and brains over seasoned to mask the rotten taste and some lime juice to maybe stop it rotting further
Anonymous (ID: pt9Ifs/I) United Kingdom No.514086874
Anonymous (ID: No8ld8rs) Cayman Islands No.514086905
Just repost the 12-year-old girl dominating and humiliating the pajeets forever. They will NEVER recover from this. Absolutely pathetic.
Anonymous (ID: pt9Ifs/I) United Kingdom No.514086926
Anonymous (ID: pt9Ifs/I) United Kingdom No.514086990
Anonymous (ID: lkPX2Jez) United States No.514087022
>>514086845
Organ meats are healthy and nutrient dense though, as long as they’re fresh and prepared well (dubious when it comes to spics). The international Jew has convinced you that only the skeletal muscle of an animal is the only edible part to keep you weak. A proper human diet consists of large amounts of varied animal protein, including fresh organ meats.

The real subhuman diet is grains and carbslop, which is generally what pajeets eat.
Anonymous (ID: pt9Ifs/I) United Kingdom No.514087041
Anonymous (ID: l38rwSUM) Finland No.514087366
>>514086372
so much plastic trash but not an actual plastic bag for the trash
Anonymous (ID: pt9Ifs/I) United Kingdom No.514087411
Anonymous (ID: RAE0EGUT) United States No.514088247
>>514085981
pretty sure I saw that jet land when I visited canada
Anonymous (ID: wWnrVb0Q) United States No.514088844
Anonymous (ID: wWnrVb0Q) United States No.514088877
Anonymous (ID: No8ld8rs) Cayman Islands No.514090225
Bumping. Good thread, good thread.
Anonymous (ID: LXVENIBN) No.514090357
>>514083487 (OP)
Tajmahal
Anonymous (ID: q/NrmnfX) Canada No.514090976
Lmfao
Anonymous (ID: Fn4jfI9a) Germany No.514092393
bump
Anonymous (ID: uSx02mWG) United Kingdom No.514093200
>>514086137
WTF is BCE?
Anonymous (ID: HwrxrpNV) United States No.514093228
>>514083487 (OP)
>boomers STILL think these things are super cheap tech worker geniuses
Anonymous (ID: /0lYC+yC) United States No.514094086
Anonymous (ID: d9Oz3Vze) Mexico No.514094436 >>514095398
>>514083963
Link does not work
Anonymous (ID: d9Oz3Vze) Mexico No.514094491 >>514095508 >>514097206
>>514084909
Moses is disgusting
Anonymous (ID: DuUMkT5N) United States No.514095398
>>514094436
I just clicked it and it works. Don't know why it doesn't work for you
Anonymous (ID: +SfZEnv+) Japan No.514095508
>>514094491
based
Anonymous (ID: No8ld8rs) Cayman Islands No.514097206
>>514094491
So are pajeets lmao!
Anonymous (ID: ikUHWdTX) United States No.514097386
You dont hate jeets enough
Anonymous (ID: 6mH9NuO/) United States No.514097423 >>514099951
Anonymous (ID: +aYQakNb) United States No.514097443
>>514086845
No, not really. There is a lot of more exotic meats like eyes, testicles, brain, liver etc but it just looks like meat, its also high in nutrients. and all the food stated by the other anon is indeed mexican food. it depends on the region, the best food is in the central states
Anonymous (ID: s0NTW6mc) United States No.514097528
>>514083487 (OP)
Why did he do it saars?!?
Anonymous (ID: Sg20CfIh) No.514097823 >>514098437
op is chinese.
Anonymous (ID: y5NFSDka) United States No.514097959 >>514098232 >>514100282
We steal your womenz Timmy
Anonymous (ID: kbSQtyaF) United States No.514098232
>>514097959
You're the least desirable race of both genders kek.
>Webm rel
FAT
Anonymous (ID: HS1/B0iT) Canada No.514098437 >>514098687
>>514097823
everyone hates indians sandeep. stop acting like chinks are the only ones who dislike you

also chinks are 100x better than you
Anonymous (ID: YZmgD6pX) No.514098680
>>514083487 (OP)
Bro, this isn't real....no fucking way...... Get these Indians out of the West!
Anonymous (ID: Sg20CfIh) No.514098687 >>514099023
>>514098437
only the chinese hate india. White people are OK with Indians. That's why white countries accept Indians.
Anonymous (ID: pqbOxSm8) Canada No.514098729
>>514083487 (OP)
Get fkn mogged by alpha chad marking his territory. Timmy wouldn’t understand, that’s why we fuck all the white women with our bbc (big Brahmin cock). We are the alpha chads
Anonymous (ID: rI90oQQU) United States No.514099023
>>514098687
Shut the fuck up, dahlit.
Anonymous (ID: GAdOTm18) United States No.514099237
>>514083648
9 and a half British dudes conquering the entirety of India makes so much sense now.
Anonymous (ID: rTwnBeI0) United States No.514099320
>>514084578
based autist
Anonymous (ID: 6zEjeZxs) Indonesia No.514099456
Anonymous (ID: GAdOTm18) United States No.514099951
>>514097423
> Canada 2041
Anonymous (ID: h6rUFSyj) Finland No.514100062
>>514083648
Kek wut, they put zero effort in and just give up instantly. What the fuck, indians are spineless I know but still.
Anonymous (ID: Lx4OgW+P) United States No.514100282
>>514097959
she 100% has a scat fetish
Anonymous (ID: h6rUFSyj) Finland No.514100367
>>514086372
Most disgusting video I've seen. We recycle everything meanwhile a billion indians are doing this. Fuck me.