Thread 514087141

While you were harping on like an incel about used up roasties, the most popular and influential White Woman is getting married to a White Man. Literally millions of white women will copy her.

And all you had to do was woo a woman like an 80s movie, but you didn't. Because that's called "simping" or something
>"[It's like] he was standing outside of my window with a boombox saying, 'I want to date you! Do you want to go on a date with me? I made you a friendship bracelet! Do you want to date me?'" she said, referencing the movie Say Anything.

>>514087141 (OP)
Nice homosexual marriage

>>514087141 (OP)
She'll be divorced in 7 years. Drama queen women don't know what love is.

>>514087141 (OP)
You guys thing he is going to suck her cock now?

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>>514087141 (OP)
Both are race-mixers

1. Taylor Swift dated a native American actor named Taylor Lautner and an Asian guy (see pic
2. Travis Kelsey ONLY dated black girls prior to Taylor Swift

>>514087141 (OP)
We shamed her into settling down (with a White guy)
/pol/ won

>>514088060
>2. Travis Kelsey ONLY dated black girls prior to Taylor Swift

>>514087141 (OP)
Left is a woman, right is a man, simple as

>>514087141 (OP)
dead site
pedo mods
put that sellout criminal half jap in jail

>>514087141 (OP)
Gods gonna pound god so hard. Right in front of the real people lol thats brutal.

>>514088060
The only women listening to taylor swift are in their late 20s mid 30s, so who is this message for?

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Literally every single comment is sour grapes from brown incels. This place is full of brown people now.

If this was 2016 4chan it would be, "finally a white man and a white woman are settling down" but it's different now. The userbase has been replaced.

What a shithole.

>>514088355
>if this was 2016!
She'd be 27.

>>514088166
Taylor Swift literally rescuing and preserving his White genes.

>>514087141 (OP)
Is he considered white in the USstan?

>AHHHHHH TWO SUCCESSFUL HOT AND FAMOUS WHITE PEOPLE SETTLING DOWN I'M LOSING MY MIIIIIIND WHY JEWS

this fucking board

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>>514088423
And if anything we'd be more bitter, many anons have made it since the 2010s

>>514088453
this is true that without Taylor, he would be fathering lots of mulatto babies

>>514087141 (OP)
>woman who got famous for getting into relationships knowing they werent going to work just so she could write shitty breakup songs about them is getting married
why should i care

>>514087141 (OP)
Good, I hope they have a bunch of children

>>514088453
Shes more based than I gave her credit for.

Taylor is a bitch and has a loose vagina from getting her sphincter pounded by hung chads. Like imagine how big the guys dick is to date her, her asshole probably has been gaped tons of times. My dicks also pretty fucking big, I could gape Taylor’s ass and she’d be crying in pain, the fucking bitch needs to sit on my huge cock and lick my balls

>>514088265
He downgraded, she is MADE FOR BWC

>womb now barren
>time to get engaged

>>514088355
except its 2 gay men and they cant procreate

>>514087141 (OP)
>Taylor Swift got engaged

>>514087141 (OP)
I feel like these two are going to start talking about the Army and starting a family very soon.
He's going to quit football.
Join the Army to serve and do his part, become a ranger or some shit.
She is going to do her USO part.
These two just glow.

>>514087141 (OP)
I hate when countless faggots say Idiocracy is a documentary when referencing Trump.
Meanwhile this was breaking news on local and national news broadcasts.

>>514087141 (OP)
Who?

>>514089902
>sign tapping intensifies

>>514087141 (OP)
Why are her arms so fat? They’re bigger than mine

>>514087141 (OP)
Good for her, but if you did any of that shit she described you would be placed in the friend zone.

>>514087141 (OP)
>hand size
It sure would be pretty cool to grab her waist in missionary like a fuckin orc

>>514087361
Agreed. Give the relationship 3-5 years max before Kelce wisens up and realizes that he can easily find more attractive and fertile women 15 years younger lmao. The dude is a gigachad and already has $100 million, there is no rational reason to marry an old hag. He's probably only in it for the boost to his fame thoughbeit; A few years of marriage to the hag while he uses her fame to boost his post-football media career, seems like a fair trade off.

>>514087141 (OP)
the media is run by satanic anons.

>>514087141 (OP)
engaged ≠ married
"Don't count your chickens before they hatch"
the wedding won't be about celebrating White families as it should, but rather it will be a giant fag show eulogizing Swifts aging career and mortality.

>>514087141 (OP)
I can never watch a Chiefs game ever again.

>>514088453
Though this is gonna be a disaster for the white race when he cheats on her and gets caught and black pills millions of young white girls

hey, ive seen her make that pose before

>>514087141 (OP)
>Retarded normies did retarded normie shit while I; a member of the true minority -- the few lucid people who remain; harped on about nonwhites being subhuman.
FTFY, retarded normie.
Normies harp about
>Everyone who disagrees with me is an incel! Incel, incel incel!!
more than incels harp about roasties.

>>514087141 (OP)
She’s a billionaire mega celebrity. This was probably arranged by their talent agencies.

>>514092108
No because I do not want a trophy wife

>>514088355
In 2016 it would have been based. Travis would be entering his prime and so would Taylor.
Now they are old and it’s fucking gross. Nothing special about two nearly 40 year olds getting married. If she does get pregnant it’s gonna be a high risk for birth defects and all sorts of pregnancy issues. Even still she has at best time to make 2 maybe 3 babies.

>>514091008
$100 m doesn’t buy all that much these days and he won’t be earning much from here on out.
Sure he could live like a king if he settled in Kansas and opened a bunch of car dealerships but he can’t get a mega yacht or any truly prime real estate with that net worth.

>>514087141 (OP)
May her geriatric pregnancies produce minimally potatoed offspring

having children might actually improve her music and offer her a more mature view of love, selflessness, and truly meaningful experiences to write about (insofar as a popstar whore can experience these things)

>>514091008
>hag
>hag
>hag

jesus dude can you make it more obvious that you've never had a girlfriend before?

>>514092008
aware

>>514092831
Did I strike a nerve femoid? I would demand you to post tits or gtfo but nobody wants to see that saggy mess.

>>514092997
It's just cringe when people talk about things they know nothing about and go off what their reddit friends say, or in your case, your Andrew tate friends say.

>>514087141 (OP)
They're as bad as megan and that ginger fag

>>514087141 (OP)
they will have one child through surrogacy and then will adopt three niggers.
digits portend

>>514088265
Black people have very high rates of STDs, I bet he kept a souvenir

>>514087141 (OP)
She was fucking Karlie Kloss. Kelce is her beard, and she is his. They are like gay Clooney and his lesbo wife.

>>514091008
This could be a wholly accurate prediction for all I know. I dunno. I think you're doing alright if you've got Swift doing crazy bedroom/bath stuff with you... plus all the money. You could hire a top-tier butler and under-parlour maids. I'm not a football fan and don't especially like Swift's music, but as I would for any couple, gonna wish 'em the bist! Thumbs-up!