Thread 514090026

when i was single i couldn’t get a woman to even look in my direction…now im in a relationship and all the sudden various women want to hang out, act interested in my life, or just flat out flirt with me. What gives?

>>514090026 (OP)
>all the sudden
Its because women love retards.
It's all of A sudden.

went to a bar by myself a few weeks ago and worked up the nerve to talk to a girl after being seated for nearly 3 hours there. She kept on and on about how she needed a man and all her friends were getting engaged etc etc. So i walked over, introduced myself and asked her on a date. This is how it went:

>Hi, Im anon, I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation a second ago about you needing a date and I would love to take you to a nice dinner.
Her:
>Oh yea, im single, but im not DESPERATE
*cue maniacal laughter from her 3 friends around her*


I wanted to kill myself right then and there. I went into my car and parked at a wal mart down the street and cried so fucking hard. Im 36 and I am going to die alone bros

it's because they smell another woman's pheromones on you so their first instinct is to try and take what is another woman's. Ever notice in your building when you take the elevator it either smells like farts or various perfumes ? It's because women mark their territory with perfume. 1 chick walks in, smells the perfume and is like nono I don't think so, she then sprays her perfume into the corners and on it goes..

>>514090133
Nigga thats just a test , women do it all to see if your are fgt or got rizz

>>514090026 (OP)
Married women want to fuck all the time if youre already married.

>>514090133
Sorry anon, but that's just how it works. Woman single is not like man single. She was really saying that she got too many fuck buddies which is what single means for a woman. And needing to find a man means that she needs to just pick one of them to try and rope in to a relationship. She wasn't saying she couldn't find a date. Don't be too hard on yourself for it.

>>514090026 (OP)
they compete. If one woman is interested, then it becomes a contest.

>>514090026 (OP)
Preselection

>>514090026 (OP)
So you look at other women as a candidates to please your dick? What if it is all you and your own sinful fantasy?

>>514090026 (OP)
Women are incapable of loving anything outside of their narcissistic, yet fragile, ego. So they are in constant competition with each other. You land a relationship, and all the sudden you are a prize to win, and your girl someone to defeat, so their ego can be fed. Women love how things make them feel, but do not love anything. Every noticed a man will take a year+ to get a new pet when one dies? Yet women replace the dead pet within weeks to just a couple months. They only love how that pet made them feel. They never loved the pet itself.

>>514090097
It's neither. It's suddenly.

>>514090645
Spot on
>They only love how that pet made them feel. They never loved the pet itself.
Well said

>>514090026 (OP)
I've done the .webm before. Fuck I got sick from it. 10/10 experience for the first couple hours then dropped to a 1/10 do not recommend.

>>514090583
This

>>514090133
You should have said
"At your age you should be."

>>514090026 (OP)
>now im in a relationship
They want what other women have

>>514090813
what about this? Have you done this?

>>514090026 (OP)
They smelled blood

you're ALL wrong. As I said it's perfurme, pheromones and girl farts

>>514090133
Hahaha that's fucking hilarious, God I'm so glad I wasn't born socially retarded

>>514090878
He died

>>514090026 (OP)
I remember a story. A guy in school bought a escort not to fuck but to show up at the exit of the school. He found a gf shortly after that kek

>>514090026 (OP)
>2025
>women
Good luck to you.

>>514090813
That's only a pint nigga

>>514090878
what does the M stand for ?

>>514090813
>first couple hours
More like the first couple minutes

>>514090940

We all were, we all start from 0, you just got there quicker than OP. OR you had another guy who pulled you up to his level with some sage advice. This is what happens when fag boomer SIMPs and single moms screw up making boys into men.

>>514091072

I would never give an escort money, but I would consider it a high compliment if an escort had genuine interest in me and nor just for my assets. If she thought I was completely broke and still wanted to ride me, that would be the ultimate compliment. I wouldn't touch her because nasty, and I absolutely wouldn't get into a relationship, but boy a 10/10 escort trying to lock my broke self down would be quite the compliment

>>514090645
>Every noticed a man will take a year+ to get a new pet when one dies? Yet women replace the dead pet within weeks to just a couple months. They only love how that pet made them feel. They never loved the pet itself.

This.

>>514090133
>Well I am, that's why I'm asking you

>>514091120
Only so much alcohol diffuses into your tissue, I've seen people drink this hard, the getting blackout drunk process is surprisingly prolonged. I imagine it has something to do with the decrease in relative surface area as volume increases

>>514090133
Sorry for being mean, I'm going to give you a life tip, if you EVER hear a woman complaining about something she doesn't want you to fix it, she just wants to complain, if you try to fix the problem you already lost, this is universal advice

>>514090436
Females test betas not alphas

>>514090133
>You are a worthless sub-human cunt and I hope you die alone like the stupid bitch you are

Then you leave the bar and drink heavily for much cheaper.

>>514090645
The pet thing is so spot on as a single m*ther son

>>514091939
Yes the correct response to getting absolutely bodied is to sperg out publicly like a retard, that will show em

They dont give a shit about you. They just want to feel more desirable than your girl.

>>514091444
Missed opportunity right here

>>514090133
Anon I'm sorry that happened to you, but it's your own fault for taking the bait. She wanted attention, an opportunity to boost her self-esteem opportunity. You gave her that, she saw your desperation and an opportunity to crush you, so she did. She was playing a game and instead of playing your own, you were genuine and played right into hers. I'll give you credit where it's due though, approaching a group with no game takes some balls. If you know how to play it it's a great opportunity though. I know, it's disgusting that it's all just a big game, but either playing the game is unacceptable or being alone forever is unacceptable. I wouldn't suggest choosing both for your own well being.

Here's how that conversation should have gone

>omg I need a man all my friends are getting engaged
You can't find a man? Why not? You're really hot. Do you just have a terrible personality or something?

You interject which demonstrates your bravery. You pay her a compliment that plays to her vanity. Then you fucking yank that shit away from her before she can write you off and make her demonstrate her value to you. It could go bad, but then you can just walk away feeling good about yourself for destroying her like she absolutely would have done. Or she takes the bait, probably feigns outrage and plays along.
>what the fuck? I have a great personality
Write your number on a napkin and tell her to prove it. Go back to where you were sitting, finish your drink and leave. Tell her you'll see her later on your way out and then forget all about her. That's it. It's not hard dude. You're smarter than she is, you can do it. She might not call or text you, but who fucking cares? She's just some bitch in a bar. And if she does you fucking own her.

>>514090133
Nice fake story. Any idiot knows you don't pick up women when she's out with her 5 girlfriends. She has to put on a show like she has high standards in front of her friends. Even if she'd be normally interested, she'll pretend like you're nothing.

>>514091939
That's peak cringe
This anon had a better response >>514090849

>>514090026 (OP)
Woman like men who are in demand. It's a certain energy you give off when you're in a relationship with a woman that truly wants you. It makes other women want you as long as they don't feel like you realize it or let it go to your head.

>>514091904
Because alphas don't need to be tested, they know the game and get out in front of the shit test.

learned about perceived value in high school
>yall need experience

>>514091810

This anon gets women, listen to him.

You'll know you're in a food place when you can't stand women. Once you can't stand women and their ways, you'll be able to see the ones who actually stand out...they're very few.

Imagine women are grass, when you like women, all women look the same legth, the good and bad. But when you can't stand the ways of women (because you're aware of them) all the bad women look short and the good ones stand high above...you can't miss them.

You thought maybe you found a tall blade. But now you know she was just the same height as all the meaningless blades, nothing special...same as the rest.

Look with your heart, not your penis, and you'll see women for who they are as soon as they show it. Some of the bad ones hide it longer than others, heck, you might even marry a good one and be with her for 20 years for her to slip up and show she's just a short blade....don't sweat. You go back into the world as you came into it, single, and now you can see the tall blades of grass again. So it goes.

>>514092162
>>514092110
Autists watch men do this shit on tv and then think it's real life. Best thing is everyone always thinks it great, except the bitch in question lmao

>>514092110
>y-you can't f-find a man? why not

I can literally imagine some white pale autist with a stutter saying this and them going Huh? What did you say?

I'm literally a brown man and I just go up to girls and ask them if they want some yay. Pure perfect lily white blonde girls like in the hitler propaganda and they're ALWAYS down to fuck and eat my ass and all sorts of crazy shit

I have black friends that literally say "damn u cute shawty namsayin bixboodadanga lemme get yo IG on for real shit" and they're massively successful too

I guess the bottom line is, don't be a pasty white man

>>514092220
Nah, it's all looks baby. If she's testing you she's checking whether you're rich/famous/funny/kinky or whatever to get consolation reward until she finds a hot guy

>>514092295
>20 years
They're all shit. They'll just play along as long as you have power over them (they need something)

>>514092162
Yes and no. It's easier to get written off as a creep when she's alone. She probably gets that a lot. When she's with her friends she feels safe, her guard is down. Now you're presenting a novel situation. Just don't shit your pants like anon dod and you're already ahead of 90% of every guy that hits on her.

>>514090026 (OP)
Social proof. If one is willing to be with you, you’re “safe”. So you’re over the trust hurdle.

>>514092314
>>514092320
>>514092375
Anon take note of these seething responses. They don't want you to succeed. These are insecure betas innately afraid of competition.

>>514090925
I'd love to see a slo-mo compilation of this set to the music from This Week in Pro Football.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-zdG4sUQ5Q

>>514092442

"By all means marry, if you get a good wife you'll be happy, if you get a bad wife you'll be a philosopher." - Socrates

Some are good, very, very precious few. Some guys think they have a good one then something happens out of his control and she shows she really is bad, but while she was pretending to be good... She was good! Which is why guys loose their minds wondering what they missed! Sometimes you missed nothing, but she changed her mind or was playing you, it matters not. You got to use her body and she made you believe she was good, what more can you ask for? The jokes on her, if after 20 years she leaves her value is almost gone while yours has gone up and you find a chick who knocks the beauty clock back a decade or more.

I was 33 when my wife divorced me at 38, I don't care about anyone older than 27, but 25 is my preferred cap. Frankly, 18-21 is ideal to maximize the amount of beautify and baby producing utility she has. Heck, I'd be fine with 16 (strongly post puberty) if it were legal because I want kids and to enjoy as many of my wife's hit year's as possible. In return she gets my loyalty, love and self sacrifice to death, no exceptions...I will never leave her, period. That's very valuable and deserving of a 10/10 prime hottie.

...yes, I am a philosopher, not by choice.

I can't even get a woman to speak to me, even on apps, since me and my ex split in May (we fucked twice after but no contact for 1.5 months) and I think she bounced right into another relationship and cucked him with me (i didn't know at the time)

i'm doing semen retention cos it makes me feel less desperate and upset but i also kinda hate women now and see them for the scum they are. i genuinely thought she was the one, but she just left with no actual reason despite being a virgin before me. I don't think i will ever love again desu

>>514090133
Women are pure evil. Im sorry to hear that bro

>>514090436
>>514090497
>>514090849
>>514090940
>>514091444
>>514091810
>>514091939
>>514092110
>>514092162
>>514092935
What the fuck guys? That's old pasta. It's been posted countless times.

>>514093046

I have been bamboozled. Not the first, probably not the last.

>>514093046
Sorry im not caught up on the meta, im a casual /pol/tard

>>514091810
This is correct, she doesn't actually care what you think or what actions you might take. She's just mindlessly speaking into the ether and the best thing you can do is ignore her utterly.

>>514093046
You can't reasonably expect sex havers to have encyclopedic knowledge of every copypasta.

>>514090026 (OP)
They don't call them vipers for no reasons friend don't ruin a good thing you have.

>>514092600
>no argument
>feeds bluepills
kys

>>514092803
Women are water. In traditional society they're confined to lakes, in fascist society to manmade canals, in democracy to sewers

>>514090097
>>514090762
It's all. All of the a suddenly.

>>514090878
>>514091045
He held that for way the fuck too goddamned long. He acted like he was branding animal leather. That's a recipe for a necrotic deep tissue infection. If the guy survived, there wouldn't be a brand but a severe scar after a severely life-threatening wound.

If someone has it, post the news article on that shit.

>>514092906
You sure she was a virgin? She sounds like a whore.

>>514090436
What the fuck kinda response does that get to validate rizz ? I'd tell her you sounded desperate I'm drunk and horny and leave.

>>514090133
Dumbass.

>>514091045
>>514093661
He's fine there's barely a scar.
https://old.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/em2k9x/update_on_the_guy_that_got_his_chest_branded_hes/

I've never seen this irl. This is just some meme that people keep repeating. You are probably some incel.

>>514090026 (OP)
that is how women are. be careful that those other women dont ruin your relationship, because that is exactly what they are trying to do. dont let the harlots tempt you.

>>514090026 (OP)
I'm curious about this too. I got married and all the women in my life previously who had no interest in me started trying to hit me up and hang out knowing I am married. It's like women are demonic or some shit. I married an Indonesian woman for perspective, one of the rarer Christian ones. And even her family members have hit me up, one of which even came into our guest room we were staying at and pulled me out of bed so she can spend time with me in private.

>>514091290
>Mfw he hasn't had a freebie off a high class escort
You haven't lived

>>514090878
I work in the metal industry. I have been burned with red hot iron several times and you only need like 0.05 seconds to get a bad burn. That guy went REALLY far with it.

>>514094175

A freebie is to get you coming back, I'm talking about her offering herself free for life...and I'll still turn her down.

>>514092295
>Once you can't stand women and their ways, you'll be able to see the ones who actually stand out.
This. And also: You have to think women are retards to have the confidence to approach lots of them. Don't talk to them like they're retards. Don't talk to them like they're goddesses. Talk to them like they're customers in your hardware store. You're there to please them, but if they're shopping for makeup, they should walk their stupid ass out of your hardware store.

>>514090026 (OP)
>>or just flat out flirt with me. What gives?

That is how women are -- same thing happened to me.

Women are not really .. people . They are cows , herd mentality , their brain is wired for being a social animal .
So you are a man in a happy relationship, you are pre - approved by some other woman , so there must be something about you , and this other woman is dating you so she was able to defend dating you to her friends. So the flirty girl will steal you.

Imagine men as a used car, in a world where you can only buy a used car , from lying shyster car salesmen. -- Your neighbor does all the leg work and finds a good used car . Now do you listen to all the thought and careful examination he did before buying ?? Do you do the work that he did to find a good one ??
>>Nah, you just steal his car. Because that is how women are.

>>514091290
>>514094175
I had multiple freebies from high end escorts. They are particularly fun when they actually enjoy it.

>>514090026 (OP)
>when i was single i couldn’t get a woman to even look in my direction…now im in a relationship and all the sudden various women want to hang out, act interested in my life, or just flat out flirt with me. What gives?

Women compete with other women for attention.

How does any male over 20 not know this?

I have always done extremely well with women but it wasn't until I got married that I had a true peak under the hood. Dropped my kid off at preschool. Single moms, married moms, teachers, anyone with a vagina and a pulse will eyeball you like a piece of meat. A wedding ring and a kid and all their words, vows, etc go out the window

>>514091103
moron, i presume

>>514090026 (OP)
Not an important thread. Move on to a real one.

>>514094382

>>514094622
which is why they all morph into the same thing. Something becomes popular, like Stanley cups, and a frenzy begins. They can't help themselves but to do everything they can to get the cutest color cup. Yoga pants? Even the fat bitches wear them now. They have a herd mentality and it pisses me off.

>>514094622
I guess this makes sense. But as a man who has been perpetually single, it presents a bit of a paradox:
How to acquire female validation when you have none to start?

>>514094470

Hollywood has jacked up men's brains for so long men actually think they're fishing for women. No YOU ARE THE FISH. You are the prize fish. Women are sports fishermen, why do you think they dress up like what we like and try to lure us in with their swushy clothes and shiney smooth skin? You. Are. The. Prize. Act like it.

If a woman actually wants you she'll hang out where the best fish hang out and cast her life at you. She'll literally give you her number and say, "call me XOXOXO".

Do you think Brad Pitt has to approach women or do you think they just come up to him and say, "You can put your babies in me". There's no way that guy approaches women...

Act like Brad Pitt even if your Bum Pitstain.

>>514094610

>admits he pays for sex
>gets it free a few times
>brags about it

Bro, you played yourself. Some of us have never paid for sex...because we've never needed to. We're not the same.

>>514095798

In fact, that now might literally be my bar, for a woman to walk up to me cold and beg me to ask her to marry me and say, "Please, please put your babies in me!"

I'd assume she'd want something.... My seed and I'd oblige if she's attractive to me. Literally a woman who's just barely trips over the attractive bar to me could be a 10/10 if she begged me to marry her and pump her full of babies.

I'd feel like the king.

>>514095868
Say what you will, I am married, have children and I fucked multiple pornstars (and dozens of high end escorts), and they enjoyed it.

>>514090026 (OP)
drinking is cringe

>>514090026 (OP)
>wife is pregnant, accompany her to her gynecologist appointments
>female wagies there don't allow you inside the waiting room as a guy, you have to sit outside on the stairs
>sit and wait like a hobo, around 20 females exit and enter, I think only one or two grannies said "Hello" - mostly completely ignored
>one lady arrives with her 5-7 year son, tells him to sit and wait at the bottom of the stairs
>kid is sort of dressed in the same way as I and has the same haircolor/phenotype
>while he is sitting there around 10 females exit/enter, mostly on the younger side - ALL of them fucking greet and smile at me

So I think if you have trouble attracting femoids, just kidnap a child or something.

>>514096110

> pornstars
> escorts

You said the same thing twice, you slept with prostitutes. Sex for money, sad that you think it's a brag. It shouldn't even be on the same list as a wife and children, to do so is an insult to them.

>>514090133
>r/thathappened
Upvoted, my good sir

>>514096987

Women shop for men like men shop for trucks. You sitting there with a kid and a ring on your finger is like seeing a 459k mile Toyota still hauling a load that's sagging out the bed up the side of a mountain. You got their panties wet so fast, of course they look and greet ...you can't deny the longevity of those Nissans from the late 80's/early 90's!!!

Just accept it, even your own wife sees other trucks and thinks, hmm if I ever need to replace mine because it dies, that could be an option worth considering. You're loyal to that rust bucket until the day it becomes one with the earth, assume the same of your wife. That being said, you still have eyes too and if your wife did pass away...you know what you like in a woman still...

It's just the way it is, accept it and don't get cynical. Women are the same as us, just different. They don't love like we do, but when you have their respect and submission it's the best feeling in the world.

>>514096110
why would any man brag about being the 700th person inside of a literal whore

>>514097860
Because he has no game, women ignore him, he's too blinded by jealousy for what we've got to realize it isn't a limited resource. We can all be men who women find attractive. He's spiritually Elliot Rodgers and I'm glad this is an anonymous dandelion weaving discussion board.

>>514097792
If you find that story hard to believe you clearly haven't spoken to many women.

>>514098037
lol can't change your perception of me on a mongolian imageboard, nor do I care

>>514090026 (OP)
>I made random shit up
ok cool no one cares bye

>>514093834
No they play hard to get and to see if you are legit into her

>>514090026 (OP)
It has nothing to do with you and everything to do with your wife. It's all a game to them. They are in constant competition with each other.

>>514090026 (OP)
women are lazy and seeing you with a woman means one of them took time to vet you

>>514098544

Ironically, that's the most based thing you've said so far and I do respect it slightly. You can't convince me paying for sex is ever based, but I don't know anything else about you so you could absolutely be like a really good glass blower for children's trinkets at a Ten fare and I'd respect the heck out of you for your craft.