Thread 514094659

Why are there no women in this godforsaken state? I've been cooped up here so long I got used to eternal sausage fest, visited california recentlt anf realized how much it sucks here. Im in a big commercial gym right now and there are 3 females and all of them are expired(past the age of 25..). Its not like this on the west or east coast. Ive been to a dozen functions this year, all by different freind groups and its all sausage fests.. Why do women only hang near beaches??

>>514094659 (OP)
I hate to tell you this but you don't live in a real part of the country. Choose a coast. Texas does not count.

>>514094659 (OP)
Florida anon here, next to a tourist beach. It's full of half naked zoomer sluts.

>>514094659 (OP)
idk man I live in Dillon and it's just fucked here, but not even as bad as the Boat. I'm not fucking going to Denver to find women I'll fuck my dog if I have to (I don't have a dog).

women unironically fall for the hustle and bustle meme. They want to be in the big cities where everyone is because they're more bound to social norms than boring dudes. They want to be where the people are. You want to be somewhere alone in a room jacking off and watching anime and shit. Fuck moving to a different part of the country to chase after tail, surely there's some decent women somewhere. But you do you, listen to your gut, or dick in this case. Wait aren't you not supposed to listen to your dick? Listen to your gut.

>>514094659 (OP)
Bestiality is legal there for a reason

>>514094659 (OP)
I heard Alaska was a lot worse in that department

>>514094911
Oh sorry I just realized it wasn't wyoming. Bestiality is legal in wyoming for the same reason.

But nothng stops the colorado fucks from boning horses anyways.

Worst people I have ever met.

Lmao flyovers btfo yet again, shoulda been a Cali Chad

Wyoming seems like a perfect place to live

>>514094659 (OP)
Coastal cities are hell on earth, why are you so eager to be around even more retards, i think anyone living in Oregon or Colorado would think "wow this state is so bad" not realizing they're probably better off not moving ever.

>>514094659 (OP)
I blame the mexicans
I used to drive there on a 8 hour trip every other week to fuck the hot blonde midwest whores living in colorado springs but they're gone now, just a bunch of niggers imported by feds and these spics everywhere

>>514094830
>Florida anon here, next to a tourist beach. It's full of half naked zoomer sluts.
you florida niggers all fuck gay ass niggerfaggots and you all have niggerfaggot aids

>>514094659 (OP)
THEY ALL MOVED TO TEXAS AND FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>514094659 (OP)
The good women in CO disappeared in the late 2000s, you're about 20 years too late, bud.
t. native

>>514094881
There are no women, i dont see them anywere. I started my masters in CU Denver last week and barely see any and most of them are fucking beaner tortas

>>514096196
WHERE DID THEY MOVE TO NIGGAAA

>>514094659 (OP)
>I'm an animal
>I must fuck
>Why no parasite wants to make my life hell in exchange for short lasting physical pleasure
Get a real hobby or kys npc

>>514095086
So i can have sex. So im not surrounded by men 24/7

>>514096330
Unironically California lol

>>514094659 (OP)
Gtfo of my state. You have to go back. You don't want to be here, and we don't want you here.
Get out. Now.

>>514096331
Ur a national socialist crypto u aren't producing a white family and want me to be okay with being surrounded by men an d not breeding

>>514094659 (OP)
welcome to menver, faggot

>>514096358
>>514094659 (OP)
THEY MOVED TO CALIFORNIA?

>>514096375
Ive been here since 1998

>>514094881
Op does not sound like a decent man. Op sounds like a loser and he should gtfo of my state, desu.

>>514094659 (OP)
Colorado sucks ass. I hate the gasoline scam they run there with 87 octane shit has sold as premium for over $4 a gallon. Burn in hell.

>>514096419
And you just noticed you like girls? You already sound like a faggot. You might as well commit to it and find a nice man to settle down with.

>>514094659 (OP)
I watched a thing about Denver recently and they are selling $3 pills of fentanyl on the streets. Seriously only 3 dollars a pill. If you get addicted to opiates you won’t give a fuck about pussy trust me.

>>514096615
No I was used to not seeing them and thought that was normal until I was in la for a buisness trip recently

>>514094659 (OP)
Women prefer warm climates. Colorado is full of autistic mountain climbers and dudebro skiers. Denver has one of the worst male-female ratios in America. Its like 56-44 with a fuckton of single guys

>white boy chases all the women away
>follows them to another state

>>514097572
I KNOW THIS WHITE BOY IN COLORADO WHOSE HOT LATINA GIRLFRIEND IS A HIGH CLASS ESCORT FOR RICH MEN IN NYC.

>>514097932
Post a pic of her. How hot we talking?

>>514094659 (OP)
go down south to New Mexico and find yourself a nice, fertile senorita

>>514097932
WTF is a Latina
You mean a Mexican
Unless you friend dates blonde Argies

>>514096046
>just a bunch of niggers imported by feds and these spics everywhere
Denver Colorado will be the new capital of the jewish satanic federal government. They are already "terraforming" it for this by importing their pet darkies and brown slaves.

>>514096535
Democrats love monopoly scams like this. Here in Fagifornia we can ONLY have "special blend" gas which means that no matter how cheap gas is in Arizona, or Nevada we still pay well OVER $4 / gallon.

>>514094959
eat shit u little bitch

>>514095046
it's gay. nobody lives there for a reason. have fun though

>>514097572
it's fine though because there are a ton of le gays

>>514094659 (OP)
CO girls are goddesses, wtf are you talking abou—
>functions
ah I see, you’re a retarded faggot. I’ll take care of the ladies for you, keep jacking off alone

Because every 30-50 year old male loser moves here to "find themselves" like a bitch.
I was fucking born here and the amount of 40+ year old hipster queers and slopmonsters that have moved here over the years.
Dead ass state.
You used to have to put in WORK to find a fat fuck out here.
Now every race ambiguous lump is working their way in.

>>514099093
They were too lame to be called parties since no women

Colorado was a bubble at the peak of millennial college culture. Once academia entered a decline, colleges stopped bringing in bunch of liberal white women and the state regressed into a bunch of weird 40 year old dudes.

>>514096318
The grad student population is pretty similar to the undergrad so I'm not posting both. CU is a bit unique in that men still outnumber women, but not by a huge margin. You're probably right though that they're mostly undesirable.

>>514095046
>Wyoming
except for yellowstone area, its a fucking wasteland. you must have a week's supplies in your car or you could be fukt going there.