Thread 514096662

ITT: We write the new constitution.

1. No jews or niggers allowed

2. Traps are not gay

Net zero migration.
Free healthcare.
English national language.
No direct to consumer pharma ads.
No pitbulls.
President can ban NGOs and create internet firewalls against hostile nations.

Womem have 0 rights and are property of their fathers or husband

>>514096662 (OP)
1. Everybody out, we're starting from white British again, and not fucking it up this time

Get abortion twice, get free hysterectomy

>>514096662 (OP)
1. Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

2. A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

3. Under no circumstances shall the government callously ignore any part of the Constitution when creating or enforcing laws.

4. No banking institution shall be given exclusive control of the nation's monetary supply.

5. No part of the Constitution shall be construed as allowing women to vote.

That should pretty much do it.

No foreign nationals or anyone with double citizenship allowed in any political position.

I am a penised person of current erectionhood. All those of the same feather ought to have prostitutes of an acceptable quality at all times deliverable to himself, or otherwise be given claim to one ounce of gold for each day he is without a prostitute.

9. Segregate public schools by race, and by sex
10. Traps are not gay

>>514096662 (OP)
We, the People of the United States, united under one banner and one destiny, do establish this Constitution to secure the strength of our Republic, to defend its sovereignty, and to ensure that no divided loyalty shall ever weaken the foundations of our nation.

Article I – National Allegiance

Only those who bear sole and undivided allegiance to the United States shall govern her people, safeguard her laws, or defend her soil.

No person who holds, or has ever held, dual citizenship shall be eligible to serve as President, Vice President, Senator, Representative, Legislator of any State, Officer of the Armed Forces, or member of any Police Force.

The loyalty of those entrusted with the sword of the Republic and the authority of law must be absolute, untainted by foreign ties or obligations.

Article II – Sovereignty and Unity
The Republic stands as one and indivisible. All powers exercised by its leaders, judges, and guardians derive solely from the will of the American people, and shall never be influenced by the interests of a second nation.

ban cars
ban horses
everything must be carried by women

>>514096944
The Fed doesn't have exclusive control over the money supply. Smaller banks all create credit out of nothing when they make loans, it doesn't come from their deposits. The Fed only makes 3-4% of the money supply on its own

Bring back the asylums, stuff trannies and homeless in there, stream it
Outrageous daily fees for tourists

>>514096723
>>514096796
3. All janitors receive double wages

no rugs

>>514097038
Fractional reserve banking is not the same thing as fiat currency.

Lower the age of consent to 12.

>>514097019
based

>>514096662 (OP)
Only foundational citizens and their descendants can vote.

>>514096662 (OP)
Fun fact about the "US Government" pens. It is made by blind people.

0. GOD is above All.

>>514096662 (OP)
Any person, of any age, of any background, can do something to make our country better.

8. Have Sex

>>514097505
only right answer

Neither the Federal Government nor any State Government shall make any Thing but gold and silver Coin and shrunken Jewish heads a Tender in Payment of Debts.

>"All chicks must be required to do it with us at all times. heh-heh-hmm-hm-heh. E Plurbius Unum."
-Compatriot Beavis

1. System of elections:
The nation's leadership is chosen through tiered elections with ranked choice voting. The people can vote in local elections. Each family votes as a unit in the form of the man voting, with the number of votes proportional to the size of the family. Women or single men may not vote. Convicts are prohibited from voting. Possible candidates are strictly screened for ideology, virtue, and competence. Political parties are illegal. Elected local leadership votes in county elections, whose elected leadership votes in state elections, leading up to the presidential election. Members of the legislature are appointed by their respective states.

2. Citizenship exclusivity:
Citizenship requires having at least one citizen parent. It is explicitly forbidden for any non-citizen to become a citizen. At age 18, citizens who are also a citizen of another country much choose a country. Dual citizenship for adults is forbidden.

3. Alien rights:
Foreigners may visit for tourism or temporary business. Long term visas are granted only for spouses of citizens, or in exceptional other circumstances, requiring presidential approval. Any non-citizen convicted of any crime must first serve the punishment of the crime, and then must be promptly deported and banned from the country.

4. Restrictions on corporations:
No law may be enacted that conveys the rights of individuals onto organizations. No law may be enacted so as to limit personal liability for crimes committed by individuals working at an organization, even if those crimes were committed in service of the organization.

5. Language enforcement
English is to be the sole national language. Every organization with worded signage must have signage in English. All legally recognized forms, contracts, and documents must be in english.

6. National sovereignty
Under no circumstances may the nation submit to the direction of any supranational governing or regulatory body

The Star Wars sequels never happened and are never to be attempted again except by George Lucas himself.

>>514097019
No cause they'll fuck that up too.

>>514096723
fpbp. Only other rule is women can't vote. That is all.

1. System of ewections:
the nation's weadewship iws chosen thwough tiewed ewections with wanked choice voting. The peopwe cawn vote in wocaw ewections. Each famiwy votes as a unit in the fowm of the man voting, with the numbew of votes pwopowtionaw tuwu the size of the famiwy. Women ow singwe men may nowt vote. Convicts awe pwohibited fwom voting. Possibwe candidates awe stwictwy scweened fow ideowogy, viwtue, awnd competence. Powiticaw pawties awe iwwegaw. Ewected wocaw weadewship votes in county ewections, whose ewected weadewship votes in state ewections, weading up tuwu the pwesidentiaw ewection. Membews of the wegiswatuwe awe appointed by theiw wespective states.

2. Citizenship excwusivity:
citizenship wequiwes having at weast owne citizen pawent. Iwt iws expwicitwy fowbidden fow any non-citizen tuwu become a citizen. At age 18, citizens who awe awso a citizen of anothew countwy much choose a countwy. Duaw citizenship fow aduwts iws fowbidden.

3. Awien wights:
foweignews may visit fow touwism ow tempowawy business. Wong tewm visas awe gwanted onwy fow spouses of citizens, ow in exceptionaw othew ciwcumstances, wequiwing pwesidentiaw appwovaw. Any non-citizen convicted of any cwime must fiwst sewve the punishment of the cwime, awnd then must be pwomptwy depowted awnd banned fwom the countwy.

4. Westwictions own cowpowations:
no waw may be enacted thawt conveys the wights of individuaws onto owganizations. No waw may be enacted so as tuwu wimit pewsonaw wiabiwity fow cwimes committed by individuaws wowking at an owganization, even if those cwimes wewe committed in sewvice of the owganization.

5. Wanguage enfowcement
engwish iws tuwu be the sowe nationaw wanguage. Evewy owganization with wowded signage must have signage in engwish. Aww wegawwy wecognized fowms, contwacts, awnd documents must be in engwish.

6. Nationaw soveweignty
undew no ciwcumstances may the nation submit tuwu the diwection of any supwanationaw govewning ow weguwatowy body

>>514098321
Hello niggerfaggot

>>514098238
Here here.
After George's death, the IP gets released into the public domain and it then belongs to the ages. Everyone can make their own Star Wars stories.

>>514098321
Neck yourself, fag tranny.

Not adopted.

>>514096662 (OP)
no pussy no constitution

>>514097537
Yes. Sometimes it's only achievable by killing oneself, though.

Debasement of currency is punishable by death.
Usury is punishable by death.
Rent-seeking is punishable by death.
Adultery is punishable by public flogging.
Trade is tolerated, heavy cap of 7% profit margin, applicable a single time in merchandise's lifetime.
Messianism, predestination and other religious doctrines people use to justify bad behavior and avoid responsibility will be persecuted.

Traps are in fact gay and anyone who claims that they are not is considered gay themselves in perpetuity.

>>514098771
that is some of the worst handwriting i've ever seen in my life. my doctor has better handwriting than that.

>>514101074
jews will find loopholes to these rules in about five minutes. not very impressive.

>>514096662 (OP)
I like the 2nd amendment
but can we add specific extra words in there?
such as
>purchase
>manufacture
>modify
>enhance
>transfer
>transport
>import
along with and expanding on keep and bear

>>514096662 (OP)
Jews are to be identified and shipped to Israel.

No relations with Israel are allowed.

A full, nationwide boycott of Israel is established forevermore.

>>514101876
just throwing out ideas here but if that's to be done you'll have to do something about wealth seizure or they're going to take half the place like an ex wife

>>514096944
>A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

You would think after all the word play democrats perform on this you would have learned your lesson.
Let me fix it for you.

Yes, every citizen can buy recreational nukes, anyone who suggests otherwise is a traitor.

>>514102137
this
I want to put 2 civil war 10pounders on my 40foot bayliner

>>514096662 (OP)
GHYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!...