Thread 514099147

times you acted like joe biden?

>>514099147 (OP)
i was in the drive through for mcdonalds once and i thought i needed to fart and lifted my ass to do so but i sharted and had to complete the transaction and drive home with my pants full of shit

>>514099147 (OP)
I have brain damage so I walk into rooms and forget why im there. That's probably the most Joe Biden thing about me

I would totally molest my grandchildren if I had and children to make grandchildren with. I'm just like Joe except an incel.

>>514099147 (OP)
I was still shaking off general anaesthesia after getting all 4 wisdom teeth removed and ended up shuffling around the waiting room like a broken roomba until the gf picked me up.

>>514099147 (OP)
so i once had to live with a niece cause she was sick with measles
and my sis has 5 kids so she would just get them all sick if she were left there at sis place
and being an autistic i have no idea how to talk or interact with the kids her age she was 8 at that time
i basically wasn't even talking to her for the first couple of days when she stayed at moms place with me
so when everyone went to work i was with her alone and i usually just downloaded bunch of cartoons and left her to herself
a genius idea struck me i should watch a cartoons with her
so i downloaded them and we just laid on couch next to each other and watched cartoons but she was kinda nervous
when it hit me i look like a fucking pedophile creeping on her so i walked away after 10 minutes of watching toons with her
that was my creepy joe experience

saw a neon blue bikini from a distance as i got closer i realized it was a muscular child.
i was told that cloths make the man but cloths do not advertise a womans willingness to fuck.

>>514099349
When that happens, just exit the room and enter it again. It often jogs your memory and you'll remember why you entered that room.

>>514099203
classic shart attack, prevalent among anglos

>>514099147 (OP)
Listen here. I was called a faggot a day or so ago by some little punk ass on here. He said my view of the issue was not sound and I took a fence to that. I've done more than that little bitch ever did. I....I know how hard it is to actually vote. I didn't. That's why I'm the man for the job.

I got ice cream

I called Clarence Thomas a nigger one time and confused him with another black guy.

>>514099147 (OP)
There was a while I was involved in amateur martial arts comps. Copped a heel kick to the head by mistake. I was so fucked for a few seconds I had a dream that I was the president of the united states and I had to keep saving my crack smoking pedophile son from being investiagated, and I eventually bribed some company in ukraine to hire him to explain his unexplained income

Thankfully that never happened because that would be ridiculous. Right? Right gaiz?

>>514099147 (OP)
when I had to go to school on 2 hours of sleep

>>514099147 (OP)
I was shift lead at an ice cream shop years ago and these two little girls, 10 years old or so, walked in to buy some ice cream but they were like three dollars short. The girl at the counter told them “sorry we can’t serve you” and I was like “hey were not going send these pretty little girls away without ice cream” and I just got them some on the house (easier than a discount.) the next day the GM drags me into her office and says she got a disturbing report that I was flirting with underage girls so I was being let go. She didn’t even want to hear my explanation, said it didn’t matter because the other employees were appalled. I guess maybe the other employees thought I was acting like JoeBiden….

>>514099147 (OP)
One time I took xanax and then compulsively ate a lot of ice cream. I couldn't think straight and was slurring my words and just wanted to eat ice cream. Thats my most joe biden moment. I know he think cant straight and slurs his words and compulsively eats ice cream

>>514101751
*cant think straight. Kek

>>514099147 (OP)
I was on the treadmill at my rec center and its my favorite treadmill as it faces the small front lobby next to the main doors so I can watch people come and go one time this nice woman walks in with a big butt but after my half chub i get a better look at her face and she was definitely 17 years old 364 days old so then i felt bad because i knew what i had become a disciple of biden

>>514099931
you're just going to look like a retard repeatedly going in and out of a room though