Thread 514101553

Mario confirmed a cuckold.
What are the political implications of this?

Mario wants to see Princess Peach fuck BBC (Big Bowser Cock)

>>514101553 (OP)
The political implications are that Sega does what nintendont

>>514101553 (OP)
>>514101609
>Meanwhile at Daisy Circuit

TOTAL SHITALIAN DEFEAT
ARYAN PRINCESS PEACH HAS SPOKEN

>>514101553 (OP)
fuck that roastie, daisy is wife material

She's the Mushroom Princess. You figure out what that means

Everything is getting worse all the time.

Nintendo is fucking gay. The last good game they made was back on the N64

>>514101844
Trve

>>514101553 (OP)
Reminder that Fox McCloud didn't just save the girl, he married her and had a kid with her. His wife is also taller than him and 8 years younger than him.

A single Mario game may sell more copies than the whole Star Fox series combined but Fox is clearly the winner.

>>514101609
>wants to see
they just make him listen from the next room over.
picrel is officially from nintendo btw

>>514101553 (OP)
Mario is obviously Christian

The princess was confirmed ro be a badass girl boss in the movie.

>>514101628
Saar, this is Luigi

I mean? He has Bowsette! And since Nintendo has no comments on this character they don't have authority to copyright claims anyone who make this relationship official.

>>514101553 (OP)
LinkCHADs stay winning.

>>514101553 (OP)
A simp, if anything.

>>514102333
correct, luigi chads stay winning

>>514102092
Yeah and slippy and falco were just roommates

>>514102092
Isn't his girl the one that fucks lizards and dinosaurs?

>>514101553 (OP)
fucking hate you gaijins

Princess Peach was since the begignin the be. the beningin..
married with prince andre!

>>514104729
Goddamn what a simp

>>514104791
a simp yes
a cuckold no, because he never ever EVER touch Peach or had any kind of romantic relation with her
EEEVEEER

he knows it
she knows it
kinopio knows it

>>514103912
Slippy eventually got married and had a family of his own. In Katt Monroe's backstory threw herself at Falco a few times but the canon is unclear if Falco ever reciprocated her feelings or if he did the autistic loner thing like a true weeb hero. In any case, (literal) pussy was on the table but Falco is not really the committed relationship type. And I'm pretty sure Fox fucked Katt at some point, maybe that's the real reason Falco left the team for a while.

Yep, ..

>>514105219
trannymaxing in a nutshell

>>514105242
There is used to be a jewish web comic that explained that once the crown goes to the head in changed your gender biologically and make you ovulate like an actual woman and not like a trany

>>514105219
Ey It was my idea to pair him with Bowsette

>>514101553 (OP)
mario can do better

>>514102092
command isn't canon

>>514105708
It was still officially released. Doesn't matter if it's alternate timeline, alternate universe, a what if, etc. Nintendo will never show Mario and Peach getting married but they did show Fox McCloud and Krystal get married and starting a family in an officially sanctioned work, even if the game it was in was shit.

>>514105219
For max perfection, Mario should use a crown too

>>514105439
>crown goes to the head in changed your gender biologically and make you ovulate like an actual woman and not like a trany

But isn't the ultimate goal of every tranny to become a biologically indistinguishable to the gender they intend on transitioning to? So tell me, is trangenderism the biological state or is it the state of transitioning? Does a tranny stop being a tranny if he/she magically transforms into their desired sex?

>>514101553 (OP)

Mario not having children with the Princess is going to destroy the Mushroom Kingdom. King Koopa won.

>>514101628
Based Luigi. Just lol at Mario manlets.

>>514106106
>But isn't the ultimate goal of every tranny to become a biologically indistinguishable to the gender they intend on transitioning to?
If this were true, they wouldn't call sex change magic "trans erasure".

>>514106330
>call sex change magic "trans erasure".

No, it would still be "transgender"; they were one gender at one point in time and "transitioned" to another gender at another point in time.

Also, I doubt their end game is to end up with a butchered crotch and leave it at that.

>>514106499
>No
And yet they do
> I doubt their end game is to end up with a butchered crotch and leave it at that.
They are mentally ill, anon. They see "being trans" as their identity, not the opposite sex.

Paper Mario was peak Mario and I'm tired of pretending otherwise (not including anything after Thousand Year Door)

It's the real Mario and the rest is just media in the Paper Mario world.
And Peach was all over Mario in the game, so that's that

>>514106592
>They see "being trans" as their identity, not the opposite sex

That's like saying being "poor" is an identity. I believe that the genuine transgenders would choose becoming the other sex in a heartbeat than the neutered freak today's medical technology could offer them.

>>514106698
I agree with the kike.. Maybe we are no so different after all.

>>514106917
they removed the catcalling on goombella in the remake

>>514106330
>trans erasure".
Keked Hans

>>514106106
According to the comic (which happens to be made by a zoophilic faggot btw) Once the crown goes off the head there is no turning back! At least in the comic the crown felt down because "she" also did (from a cliff) kek. And instead of turning her back to Bowser, "she" started bleeding down there, implying all her organs were modified (without her consent ) and permanently turning her into a woman, so? More like tranny posting is like circumsizion, in the sense you are not asked for the consent of it and the decisition is made by someone else affecting your body permanently until you die (like the videogame) where they remove the effects once you got hitted by an enemy or dies out of the map

What about Rosalina? I mean, if Peach won't eat his Super Mushroom, she might.

>>514107124
>remake
get the FUCK out of here with that bullshit
not canon

>>514107124
I just have the WII U version
so cool

captacha_ as(s)2as(s)

>>514107249
Barukh haShem, haverim

>>514107188
Yeah but why is Koopa a human woman? Why isn't it like a turtle monster woman? Because you can't jack off to that?

>>514107306
>Because you can't jack off to that?
pin pon!

>>514101553 (OP)
both Mario and Peach are made for BGC
(Big Gukbap Cock)

>>514101628
If I remember correctly, there is a shortcut on that map where you go upstairs I think

>>514107249
calm down, I hate the remake too. I'm just pointing out the changes they made.

>>514107188
just post the comic faggot i wanna jerk off before work

>>514101553 (OP)
im more annoyed with the fact that they made peach, a literal delicate damsel, into a fucking annoying "girl boss" western feminist CUNT

these people shall pay

>>514107541
also this

>>514101553 (OP)
It's like they made Bowser the Ceo.
Oh wait they did.

>>514101553 (OP)
This doesn't matter at all because you and others can make them to be whatever you want them to be and there's nothing that Nintendo or anyone else can do about it. Same deal with Pepe, remember? The author had a melty over its usage and draw him in a coffin. Did anyone give a fuck? LMAO

>>514107541
uh stop being antisemitic and shit

>>514106106
>is trangenderism the biological state or is it the state of transitioning?

state of transitioning, since you are supposed to be a woman once the process is over, and the fact that trannies don't understand that is funny beyond comprenhension.

>Does a tranny stop being a tranny if he/she magically transforms into their desired sex?

A tranny who completed the process of being a tranny should be identified as woman as the word: transition by definition implies
>the process or a period of changing from one state or condition to another.
So it makes no sense for a tranny to identify as a trans womans since that would imply the process is incomplete/not certificated. Another example is the Word Undergraduated/Graduated Students that are assigened by the college to identify who has the right to graduate who can not.

Post data: I am not a tranny and I can't believe you made me write all of this shit for my favorite anime characther

>>514101553 (OP)
>Nintendo confirms
They are juste desexualising their IP for the kids instead of of admitting openly that Marios pounds Peach's peach every night with his mustachioed salami.
It's all marketing, really.

>>514106848
>That's like saying being "poor" is an identity.
The common descriptor is "spiteful mutant"

>>514102126
>toad is smoking
>mario is a cuck
>the koopa troopas are out of their shells(probably having gay sexual relations)

>>514108127
>toad
huh?

>>514108179
キノピオのことだよ

>>514108179
toad, he's below the princess and bowser on the zoom in.
well we know him as toad.

>>514102126
About fucking tired of you Japanese

All toasters toast pingas

>>514107524
>imagine having to get a job in order to get money
Lmao

>the name
Is called Bowsette Saga and the author id called (Pencils) it was pretty nice at first (but as expected from a furry faggot) he started focusing on the Koopas looking like anteophomorfic shit instead of focusing on Bowsette and Mario, so I quit it after the crown felt. Also it has no porn despite the fact he literally mades furry porn for living! You can see her body full naked with her nipples fully visible but nothing else. And maybe some armpit fan service

>>514101609
This bitch has been captured 400 times smdh open ya damn eyes mario shes getting bowserd

>>514101553 (OP)
It's because in the original game, and in games in general, it used to be acceptable to have the princess be the end prize for the game's character. They're going out of their way to deny this for the sake of subverting patriarchal expectations and the male gaze or whatever.

>>514101553 (OP)
>Nintendo does something
>Plebbit brings it to /pol/
How is this political again, dumb nintendo faggots.

>>514102376
Bowsette pegs Mario on the regular. This is canon.

>>514107306
Because Toads are not humans and it's stated in the game that the crown is exclusive for the Female toad turning her into a female human, so by extension, every person who take the crown became an human adult version of itself. Making Bowsette more tranny bullshit since it's a Bowser is a Male Turtle and the crown converted him into a Female Human with a bit of the male Turtle gen. (Since Bowsette still can spit fire from tmher mouth)

>>514108672
Never understood the democrat joke about pegging, seems painfull in real life. Also kek

>>514108756
Also (sliding question) Does nobody ever pointed out how similar Chompette and Ellen Joe design looks alike? Despite having a decade of difference from the release of both characthers? It would be funny if they were sisters

Mario was always supposed to be with Pauline.
And Pauline is way better than Peach change my mind.

>>514108961
Rosetta > Pauline > Peach > Daisy

>>514109069
>pauline > daisy > rosalina > peach
ftfy

>>514101553 (OP)
>>514101609

>>514101553 (OP)
Mario subliminal look at the castle floor

>>514111313
the masonic checker board

>>514111313
>>514111379
What's it like to have this stupid shit live rent-free in your head?

>>514111936
is your mouth a cunt that your brains fucks

>>514111936
my suggestion is stop eating your own shit, you fucking parasite, fuck you and everything you stand for

>>514111936
entertain me you parasite

>>514101553 (OP)
hey romanian cunt, do not talk about this garbage, on a political board; you piece of euro trash

>>514101553 (OP)
Super Orbiter World 64

>>514101553 (OP)
They're not real though. How can they confirm it?

>>514102126
Kirby is better than these people

>>514101553 (OP)
We have known for a long, long time that princess peach takes bowsers meaty BBC whenever she can.

>>514101609
Brutal...

>>514110864
Goddamn interlaced gifs

>>514104729
>>514104863
>Mario's a simp

Damn, that's crazy

>>514101553 (OP)
I’ve known since a kid that fat fuck is a cuck and Luigi is the actual Chad

>>514101553 (OP)
I wasn't suprised really. Mario spent most of his life rescuing Peach from Bowser several times, and it really questioned me about the relationship between Mario and Peach. Everytime when Mario rescuing Peach, she never really rewarded him anything that would make them couple, only "thank you" kisses to him everytime he rescued her and that's pretty much it (well, Peach did bake a cake to him one time after he saved her on SM64, but it didn't potentially meant romantic relationship between them). And the fact that she always gets kidnapped by Bowser, Mario and Peach and the whole Mushroom Kingdom not being concerned about Peach’s security due to her getting kidnapped by Bowser many times, just shows that is it's more than just kidnapping. Peach sees Mario as nothing but a meat shield, she doesn't really love Mario or even see him as a human, he's basically just an orbiter to her, and the "kidnapping" was just Peach taking Bowser's cock and the "rescuing" was just Mario bringing her home after she's done fucking Bowser.

After so many years playing Mario games , it redpilled me the true nature about women and the modern relationships in general. Peach is a Stacy whore, and Mario is basically a white knight/simp and a beta orbiter who provides her and gives her free handouts, and Bowser is a Chad and Peach's bf and Mario's bull. Mario goes on adventure to Bowser's home to bring Peach home after his wife's boyfriend is done fucking her. I've known for a very long time ago before Nintendo officially announced that Mario and Peach are just friends.

It's a children's game. In reality Mario and Princess Peach are friends with benefits and so is Luigi and Bowser.

>>514101553 (OP)
She hangs out with donkey kong

>>514101628
Good for Luigi. Daisy is a freak too. Total screamer.

>>514101553 (OP)
Pornhub will start posting Mario animations where he rapes Peach?

>>514101628
Solid Snake was his wingman. He couldn't let Campbell's slander stand.
https://youtu.be/eOs_tL8arts?si=cHIafmO8lJRRdu6V

>>514108756
Son maricas. No hay mas detrás de ello

I'm devastated at this turn of events.

>>514102126
>>514101553 (OP)
This confirms the mason narrative. The intro to All Stars on the SNES? It starts with the lights off and you hear them having a friendly chatter. It's all fake.

>>514115686
It's all a controlled op. Literally staged.

>>514101553 (OP)
Sonic in the comics had a lot of girlfriends.