Thread 514102858

The "if you like these movies you're a chud" starter pack.

>>514102858 (OP)
>willy wanker
worst film I ever saw

>>514102858 (OP)
gee, I guess I'm a chud then.
>>514102892
t. faggot who liked the shitty johnny depp one

I don't understand what this bait is for?

>>514102858 (OP)
I'm literally all of them

>>514102858 (OP)
Only watched the middle top out of these and its complete ass

I liked the Timothee Chalamee remake

>>514102858 (OP)
master and commander

>>514102858 (OP)
i don't like movies i only like loli hentais

>>514102858 (OP)
All goyslop made by jews
KYS

>>514102858 (OP)
Why Willy Wonka though?

>>514103746
This.

>>514102858 (OP)
Op is eithr a pooJEETZ or a kike. So it doesn't matter. It's a slide thread. Fuck off OP is a faggot nigger as usual.

>>514103205
datamining for narratives and archetypes that align with this board, the progenitor of a movement.

That doesn't make sense. Shouldn't the movies be completely different for someone that says chud? Or it should be called a chud starter pack

>>514104263
How are they bland? Some of the best characters in movie history are here

>>514104263
>HBO Rome
>IT'S AN ALEGORY FOR BRITISH IMPERIALISM

holy fuck niggers are retarded. reading this crap activly made me lose braincells

>>514103828
>Why Willy Wonka though?
he gives people what they deserve according to their deeds and acts, just like God. The left hates justice. Or should i say Just Desserts

>>514104263
I swear to fucking god English and film majors are some of the most retarded dicks you will ever meet, all art is inherently subjective and can be tailored to your political perspective with enough of a push.
>Hurrr duhhh you don't get it chud they are laughing at you.
Does it matter?

>>514104568
CARLOS!!!

>>514104568
>You get what you fucking deserve

Yeah in both instances everyone is made bad in order to highlight the hero whether they are vengeful or humble, easily noticeable in Charlie's case.

>>514104770
Charlie fucked up the Soda Burp fan and it costed millions btw. It was a very complex operation, also charlie's grandfather was a kike.

>>514102858 (OP)
>middle two
I am not a dead boomer faggot

>>514104568
idk, Wonka was weird. At least in the Burton movie it really looked like most things that happened were planned in advance to a certain degree

>>514102858 (OP)
where is V for Vendetta?

I'm democratic socialist btw. Here are my favorites.

>Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
>Taxi Driver
>Blue Spring
>Trainspotting

>>514104929
isn't trainspotting just a subtle glorification of druggie lifestyle?

>>514104985
It's the exact opposite. It shows why it fucking sucks so much.

>>514104985
see this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P88cV5mFWoI

>>514104263
>>514104595
Twin peak isn't random at all
Twin Peaks is full of very clear symbolism for those who recognize it

>>514105007
Yeah and nah. Its like those mafia movies that glamorize crime, but at the very end MC has a revelation that its a lifestyle that leads nowhere. But this doesn't entirely erase the romanticism of crime it kept pushing for like 90% of the movie. I didn't watch all of trainspotting, but the parts I saw looked like it was just showing how cool these guys are, despite their lives being a total mess. But then again, I didn't see the entire movie, so maybe I am wrong.

>>514102858 (OP)
>Chud
Add it to the list.

>>514104878
Yeah everyone else got the ticket through nepotism one way or the other, but the shopkeeper also handed charlie the specific wonkabar that got him entrance into the club, although he didn't sell the gobstopper, he did fuck up and get out of control with the soda burp fan, which he hid until the end and then not selling the gobstopper to schlomo, whom worked for wonka was the ultimate saving grace.

weird.

>>514105119
Hmm. Yeah, that's a fair take actually.

>>514105082
Ok, maybe I was wrong. Sorry.

>>514104263
>twin peaks 2017
wat
was there a remake?

I liked all of those movies except Willy Wonka.

Honestly fuck musicals.

Falling down is pretty dumb. The other movies are good.

>>514102858 (OP)
>falling down
Most kiked shit ever.
https://odysee.com/@Blackpilled:b/free-falling:a

>>514104878
tim burton one was garbage

>>514106041
Falling down was weird as fuck. MC was just fundamentally inconsistent, crying about communism and its threat to freedom and the proceeding to seethe that some storeowner doesn't sell him a coke at a low price. Like, dude, make up your mind. Do you want communism or capitalism?

>>514106517
The entire movie was written, directed, and performed by jews lmao

>>514106578
I just fail to see what MC even wanted. He was constantly mad at private businesses exercising their freedom, while also claiming how much he loves freedom and capitalism. At the end of the movie he acts like he did nothing wrong despite pointing a gun at some clerk in a fast food joint because they refused to sell him breakfast when he wanted it to be served. They are a private company, man, fuck off, they don't owe you shit. Its not some socialist country, they can just tell you to fuck off without a reason. And he throws a hissy fi about it and acts like he is in the right.

>>514104263
>gattaca
>anti-capitalist
>anti-science
Nigger what? How? In what fucking regard? The message is literally don't judge a book by its cover and the human spirit is unconquerable, at no point is the idea of gene editing itself demonized nor does it have literally anything to do with economics
9/10 bait, got me legitimately mad

>>514104985
>sn't trainspotting just a subtle glorification of druggie lifestyle?
This, watching that guy shove his arm down the toilet filled with shit just to get his next fix absolutely made me want to go shoot heroin.

>>514105091
I rather liked the first season, and then it just went to shit. Especially with the whole demon midget thing in the hell dimension.

>>514102858 (OP)
you only need to see one

>>514102858 (OP)
meh movies

Who would win in a fight? Dawson Creek vs Matrix?

>>514102858 (OP)
I like three of them.