>>514103768 (OP)
Look at the entire face. The position of his misshappen ears. The weird nose. The shit colored skin.
The too-close eyes are just part of it.
I feel bad for his mossad appointed gf . Imagine his pudgy gross body with his Indian inch almost in you while he's flopping on top of you like a retarded Magikarp.
Grim
>>514104925
He will one day evolve into a majestic Gyarados and travel the land searching far and wide for bobs and vagene to do the flopping needful on.