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Anonymous (ID: ASogneNx) Finland No.514114634 >>514114832 >>514114973 >>514115769 >>514116119 >>514116456 >>514116766 >>514118305 >>514121396 >>514122176 >>514122863
corporate speech
if you must hear "corporate jargon" while at work it will destroy your soul

https://phys.org/news/2025-08-workplace-jargon-employee-morale-collaboration.html

You've probably heard it before in a meeting: 'Let's touch base offline to align our bandwidth on this workflow.' Corporate jargon like this is easy to laugh at -- but its negative impact in the office can be serious.

According to a new study, using too much jargon in the workplace can hurt employees' ability to process messages, leading them to experience negative feelings and making them feel less confident. In turn, they're less likely to reach out and ask for or share information with their colleagues.

"You need people to be willing to collaborate, share ideas and look for more information if they don't understand something at work," said Olivia Bullock, Ph.D., an assistant professor of advertising at the University of Florida and co-author of the new study.

"And jargon might actually be impeding that information flow across teams." Age made a difference, though. Older workers had a harder time processing jargon, but were more likely to intend to ask for more information to clarify the message. Younger employees were less likely to seek and share information when confused by jargon.

"It gives credence to the idea that younger people are more vulnerable to these workplace dynamics," Bullock said. "If you're onboarding younger employees, explain everything clearly."
Anonymous (ID: LTrhOKng) United States No.514114827 >>514116209
Anonymous (ID: jxLqhZUF) United States No.514114832 >>514121083
>>514114634 (OP)
Not my problem.

t. NEET
Anonymous (ID: LTrhOKng) United States No.514114872
Anonymous (ID: p+31qAOz) Canada No.514114973 >>514115921
>>514114634 (OP)
>share information
"corporate jargon" is specifically designed not to share information and be as vague as possible. The end result is that people who use it look untrustworthy and manipulative, like a boilerplate corporate press statement.
Anonymous (ID: Kgxtl66K) United States No.514114995
I hate corporate jewmerica so much you have no idea.
Anonymous (ID: iAdBVlrg) United States No.514115769
>>514114634 (OP)
>nose ring
I hate those things so much.
Anonymous (ID: B4XlS2Dp) United States No.514115921
>>514114973
exactly
Anonymous (ID: dEFOdcJk) United States No.514116119 >>514116536 >>514121700
>>514114634 (OP)
>willing to collaborate, share ideas
>information flow across teams
>more vulnerable to these workplace dynamics
They just can’t stop can they? I blame women btw
Anonymous (ID: t5C1Ez32) United States No.514116209 >>514116350
>>514114827
Suffer not a woman to teach.
Anonymous (ID: LTrhOKng) United States No.514116350
>>514116209
that great grandmother would destroy you
Anonymous (ID: Ab4DArc3) Poland No.514116456
>>514114634 (OP)
corporate jargon has existed for decades, this is nothing new
the buzzwords change but the underlying bloat doesn't
Anonymous (ID: Ab4DArc3) Poland No.514116536
>>514116119
"pain points", don't forget "pain points"
Anonymous (ID: K6mzXQtv) Netherlands No.514116766
>>514114634 (OP)
>According to a new study, using too much jargon in the workplace can hurt employees' ability to process messages, leading them to experience negative feelings and making them feel less confident. In turn, they're less likely to reach out and ask for or share information with their colleagues.
Tell me they didn't do an experiment without telling me they didn't do an experiment. You can't survey your way into a causation you clown. If they did I stand corrected, no idea who'd let their company get played like that but I'll eat my gay words then.
Anonymous (ID: LACtFjOg) No.514118305 >>514118898
>>514114634 (OP)
you are mentally ill. kill yourself
Anonymous (ID: ASogneNx) Finland No.514118898
>>514118305
you have never worked a corporate job, or any other job, in your life
Anonymous (ID: 47Sk1vLj) United States No.514119984
>β€œPolitical correctness is communist propaganda writ small. In my study of communist societies, I came to the conclusion that the purpose of communist propaganda was not to persuade or convince, not to inform, but to humiliate; and therefore, the less it corresponded to reality the better. When people are forced to remain silent when they are being told the most obvious lies, or even worse when they are forced to repeat the lies themselves, they lose once and for all their sense of probity. To assent to obvious lies is in some small way to become evil oneself. One's standing to resist anything is thus eroded, and even destroyed. A society of emasculated liars is easy to control. I think if you examine political correctness, it has the same effect and is intended to.”
Funny how well it fits corpospeak.
Anonymous (ID: UNd7XgHO) Germany No.514121083
>>514114832
based
Anonymous (ID: QVP3mDQv) United States No.514121309
Ok, anon, I'll note your concern but Mike and Sue need to be on the call to provide a response to our team, so we'll circle back to that on our next meeting on Friday.
Anonymous (ID: n0/dCyZ4) United States No.514121396 >>514121547
>>514114634 (OP)
Examples in practice
Scenario: A character is leaving their job for a competitor.
HR boilerplate
Character A (Manager): "We are disappointed to see you go, but we understand this new opportunity aligns with your future career goals. We wish you all the best in your next chapter and are committed to ensuring a smooth transition."
Analysis: The manager doesn't express any real emotion, whether disappointment, anger, or concern about losing an asset. The language is all standard phrases that protect the company and reveal nothing personal.
Human breath
Character A (Manager): "You know, when I told the team, no one could believe it. We thought you were going to be the one to get that promotion. Honestly, it stings. I'm going to miss working with you."
Analysis: The dialogue shows the manager's genuine reaction and provides subtext: they saw the departing character as a high-value employee. The language is personal and creates an emotional moment.
Anonymous (ID: n0/dCyZ4) United States No.514121547
>>514121396
Scenario: A character must inform their peer of a bad decision made by a senior leader.
HR boilerplate
Character B (Colleague): "I'm sorry to inform you of this development. Leadership has decided on an alternative path forward, and we must pivot accordingly. We appreciate your flexibility during this dynamic time."
Analysis: This dialogue is purely informational and impersonal. The speaker hides behind passive phrasing ("Leadership has decided") and corporate jargon ("pivot accordingly") to avoid owning the difficult message.
Human breath
Character B (Colleague): "Look, I know this is a slap in the face. I fought them on it, but the higher-ups want to go with Frank's idea. I'm sorry, I really am. I don't know what to tell you."
Analysis: The speaker uses direct, emotional language ("slap in the face") and reveals their own agenda ("I fought them on it"). The conversational, fragmented structure ("I'm sorry, I really am") conveys their discomfort and empathy.
Anonymous (ID: hO3+DsWN) United States No.514121700
>>514116119
I blame tailless women.
Anonymous (ID: xrAdZwuH) Canada No.514122176
>>514114634 (OP)
I dont mind the work jargon but I hope my boss gets cancer and dies.
I'm forced to manage my manager because of how retarded and emotional he is.
I only have to talk to him once a week and it's the worst part of my job.
Anonymous (ID: 8C4SOart) Finland No.514122863
>>514114634 (OP)
i mean i literally can't get a job because job applications expect me to be fluent in this bullshit AND manage to keep it up while smiling in the workplace. Atleast chatgpt helps to generate this but apparently employers use it too to disqualify applications written using it. Not to mention employers full well know any straight white men dropping a resume is resentful as fuck and only applying for the paycheck, which both are terminal sins for the employers. I have literally no idea how to pretend that i'm "motivated, looking to commit, and self-guiding team player" and longer that i'm societal enemy #1 the worse it's going to get.