Thread 514117400

Alright you schizos, let’s break this open. Ever notice how literally EVERY ancient religion just happens to revolve around celestial bodies? Sun gods, moon goddesses, Venus sluts, war gods from Mars, Saturn as the creepy old death cult guy. Same pattern, different names, every single time.
Coincidence? Fuck no.
Modern religions? Just rebranded space worship. Christianity? Sun cult. Islam? Moon cult. Judaism? Saturn cult. The days of the week are literally named after planets. Sunday = Sun. Monday = Moon. Saturday = Saturn. Even your damn Google Calendar is planetary worship. You're participating in rituals and don't even know it.
> inb4 “It’s just mythology bro”
> inb4 “Planets are just rocks”
Yeah okay, so why are billionaires launching dick rockets into orbit while sacrificing chickens at Bohemian Grove? Why does every major political, financial, and military event just 'happen' to line up with planetary alignments?
They’re not just watching the planets - they’re working with them.
Ancients saw planets as literal entities. Not rocks. Not symbols. Entities. Gods. Energetic forces. Call it whatever you want - frequency, vibration, interdimensional bullshit - point is, they knew these things were alive. And now the elite are still doing the same thing but hiding it behind "astronomy" and "national space programs."

>>514117400 (OP)

> Sun = Helios = Ra = Shamash = Shamshu = The Whore of Babylon!
> Moon = Mani = Baal-Hammon = Baal means "lord," so the name means "Lord-Hamon" / "Lord-Haman"!
> Venus = Aphrodite = Ishtar = Lucifer = "Light-Bringer" / "Morning-Star" in Latin!
> Saturn = Satan = Kronos = El = Eloh'im = THE JUDEO-CHRISTIAN GOD!
You ever wonder why Saturn is 'always' the one behind the creepy shit? Black cubes, hexagons, rings, scythe, child-eating myths - literally the god of death, law, and suffering. And yet half the world worships him without knowing it.
And here’s the kicker:
They don’t worship these planets 'because' of religion.
Religion exists to funnel your energy to the planets.
You’re the sacrifice.
Your time, attention, emotion - harvested.
So yeah, worshipping planets isn’t about praying to space rocks.
It’s about aligning with something older, deeper, and way fucking weirder than what they taught you in Sunday school.
Ask yourself:
> Why do the elite care about planetary alignments?
> Why is every religion tied to astrology?
> Why is Saturn 'still' the most feared and worshipped deity behind the scenes?
What if these planets aren’t just background scenery?
What if they’re the real players, and we’re just the game pieces?