Thread 514121828

First ever DEPORTATION Edition!
Come watch "White" males beg to stay in the country illegally!
Warning: there will be shitloads of translator tech issues today, guaranteed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3rhreiGXO8

Docket

>>514121828 (OP)
TYB
Mornin frens

is that chick(?)'s name pronounced "coon"?

Hello frens how are you doing today?

my vote is to deport

>>514122066
>my vote is to deport
They are literally doing that right now
Fucking hilarious

>We appreciate you not coming back unless you do so legally
I love you, Prator

>>514122028
We have a resident Viet anon, maybe he will eventually show up to answer this question, looks like this is the Vietnamese white guy we have on docket today.

So what's going on today exactly? Are they asking to be deported instead of finishing their sentences?

TYB

I was glad to see Vietnam-anon will be coming home soon kek

>>514122030
i am doing great algeriabro. watching these illegals getting their asses kicked out is already my new favorite thing. how are you this fine day?

My boss is being a bitch, my commute was trash, and my day is going horribly. Maybe hearing some minorities get punished with my frens will make my day a little brighter.

>>514122305
The first guy was granted parole and immediate release to ICE custody
So yeah, seems like they're purging the illegal inmates and shipping them off to ICE for likely deportation

>>514122305
These are illegal immigrants in Louisiana's prisons, and they are trying to deport them, obviously, since they are criminals and undocumented, legally, these are pretty much just for show. We used to have the occasional illegal every now and then, but apparently now the have special hearings for them (Possibly because Landry, the governor of Louisiana is a right winger).

>>514122305
i think it's more a procedural thing. louisiana has to relinquish custody so the feds can take over. then it's off to Uganda (hopefully).

>>514122387
I'm doing fine, I made sure to set up a reminder for today's hearings, I wanted to see the white men get deported back to Mexico.

>>514122028
>Quyen
Say it like 'Quail'
>Getting sent to ICE and then possibly back to Vietnam
Fun fact, if you fled Vietnam in 1975 to live abroad the word they'd call you back in Vietnam was 'Cali' short for California where a lot of Vietnamese refugees would end up. It's a slur akin to traitor.

glad to see prator still hates interpreters

What was even the point of the translator for the first guy? She spouted out all that Mexican jibber jabber, and the guy immediately replies in English.

>>514122657
yea i've seen some vietnamese girls react to american war movies and they do not react favorably to any depiction of ARVN troops.

>>514122828
>Mexican jibber jabber
sir that was clearly chinese gobblydegook

Ho ass nigga.

>>514122463
>>514122508
>>514122564
So I guess the inmates will want to stay in prison until Trump is out?
It's opposite day on LPBG!

>>514122951
i can't find a carlos on short notice so you'll have to settle for a carl.

now for the "white" guys

> You have been granted Parole
:)

> And you will now be handed over to ICE for deportation

:(

>>514122988
It's up to ICE after they grant, ICE can possibly let them stay (It's very unlikely under Trump), because they can seek asylum status or other things, if ICE lets them stay, they will go back to Louisiana's prison to continue their sentences.

>>514123032
Carl is the best. I love when he used to do promos for Adult Swim. Here's my favorite:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so5TlXOkpHI

i like how confused they are

>>514122832
Yea. I think we'd understand it as a 'Kill an traitor before an enemy' mentality. Another fun fact, if anyone in your family had any supporting connections to the ARVN or business ties to the disposed Southern Republic your family was barred from any government jobs for 3 generations.
>That's ok, I'll work in the private sector after the war
Haha, yea about that...

>>514123252
>whateva

>>514123436
So if you're from south vietnam you're just shit out of luck? I'm not familiar with the situation of Vietnam after the war and unification.

Bring back the interpreter who was traumatized by spic daddy.

>>514123675
Assuming she still works as an interpreter after that shit

Good morning, deportation day, these are the worst ones, I hate seeing people leave America.

Just let them serve their time then grant natural citizenship

>>514123675
I can just picture inside his head just constantly going "Aye Dios!"

>>514123614
Most anyone with strong ties to ARVN or the southern government fled to the US after the war. Louisiana has a large south Vietnamese community.

boomer tech

Now the board is gone, fucking lol

What a fucking shit show.

holy shit this is a fucking debacle

Board wagie, do your job we can't see or his shit.

>>514124132
>his
*hear

I'm not watching this

DEPORT THEM ALL! LETS GO NIGGERS

>>514123925
>>514124088
Seriously, at this point in tech a $100 computer can provide real-time text translations from any language to any other language.
Why are we still using human interpretors?
Slows everything down.

Why do they do everything over zoom still? Covid is over. Can you imagine having to set up a zoom account and giving your computer permission to listen to your microphone and watch you through the camera? Fuck that, better just to go to the courthouse.

>3 speakers in support
i should have been prepared for this but i wasn't.

>>514124345
I've still never zoomed / video-called in my life.
>"Do you speak English?! [yes] Good!"
Kek.

>Do you speak English?
>Yes
>Thank goodness
Kek, gotta love Prator

>>514124345
how small do you think louisiana is?

>>514124345
By Louisiana law, the hearings have to be open to the public, they started streaming them during Covid, and it turned out to be a good way for everyone involved, the state doesn't have to move prisoners, and the public can just watch online instead of going to the board's location (you can probably still go there if you want to though)

>>514124344
Checked and I know, right. But then they probably wouldn't be able to click the translate button. They'll even fuck that up.

>Interpreter starts talking to the witness
>Prator facepalm

>>514124398
The supporters want him to stay in prison in this case, lol

Good morning Frens! Shroomanon reporting in. This spic interperter seems uppity and I think he should be deported with the rest of the spics.

>>514124452
Prator is praying for the Day of the Pinata. Cannot come soon enough.

>>514124672
This is like 12 Monkeys meets Kafka.
Love the recent Justice K.Jackson observation of Calvinization of courts (just do/intrepret however you want to).

Rolling for a deaf spic to appear. That'll really fuck shit up.

>>514124536
Louisiana is about half the size of the UK, it's about the size of Greece.

>>514123614
Essentially yes. Saigon was/is the economic powerhouse of the country but Hanoi is where the government is maintained sine 1975. If you had anything to do with the deposed government you were extra fucked. Still today all the representatives are all northerners.

oh everyone loves him so lets just forgive the MURDER he did with his car

>He's a good person and his family loves him
Prator doesn't fucking care, GTFO

>my vote is to deport
top kek

>>514124981
isn't louisiana mostly swampy woods and shit though

Deportation edition?
Fucking based lmao.

>>514124536
good thing they can have parole board hearings now that zoom is invented. I can't imagine what it was like in the olden days when no one could go on parole because it simply was impossible because there was no zoom

DEPORT

>>514125162
You missed one of your countrymen earlier (I know you just live there) we had to have a translator for his Vietcong speak.

>>514125162
What exactly is that food? The cucumbers look nice.

>>514125096
The southeastern portion is swampy. The rest is pine forest.

I got in late. Why are we deporting these upstanding white gentlemen?

>>514124981
yes. about the size of england, not the whole UK.

>>514125217
Just imagine if it were deaf spics who didn't know sign language...

>>514125096
Yes, half of Louisiana is the delta of the Mississippi river, so it's a literal swamp, and New Orleans is built on top of it, the city is technically sinking.

>>514125270
Did they get deported? If so, they're absolutely fucked. Welcome home, Charlie. Right on time for "National Day" lolllllll

>>514125329
They are in the country illegally and are spics.

>>514125217
you shouldn't need it explained to you why it's easier to move an inmate to a conference room in the facility where they're already incarcerated than it is to move them all the way from New Orleans to Baton Rouge

>>514124884
A name in all lowercase indicates that the person is a slave. First letter capitalized indicates a normal person. All caps indicates a corporation, which is why drivers' licenses have all caps.

>>514125479
theyre being granted parole but ICE is waiting outside

>>514125274
Chicken thighs marinated in 5-spice sauce overnight, buckwheat for any kind of decent carbs (oxymoronic, I know) that isn't fucking rice, and yeah cucumbers with a bit of salt.

>>514125479
Everyone has been deported so far. If anything it feels almost like a show trial and everyone is going home today

How can a human being be illegal?

Literally 1933 Nszi classification

>>514125665
>feels almost like a show trial and everyone is going home today
Absolutely
This isn't going to be a case of "Oh, you had a good interview and you did your programs, so we'll keep you in the country"
This is "Yeah, GTFO"

>>514124962
LOL I keep hearing him say "my penis" too

>>514125092
These hearings (like the entire judicial seem) seem unnecessarily cumbersome, cruel, and time-consuming. I'm glad that we as a nation are finally enforcing our borders, but this could so much more simply be accomplished with a single public defender batch plea-bargaining. It's not like any of these older countrymen are even able to do anything with witness testimonies of "iz a bueno boy" (other than enforce law to deport).
I grew up in Texas in the 90s ¢¢

>>514121828 (OP)
>deportation
By their names I'm guessing they're all Polish or Lithuanian, right?

>>514125665
>Everyone has been deported so far.
A light in the darkness still shines. If only every state could ramp this up x1000.

I wonder if any of them 'done their progrums'?

>>514125875
Some are future Ugandans

Prators tired today, he's had enough and 0 snacks

>>514125961
What has Uganda done to deserve their enceladas and nachos?

yeah i cant stand all this taco bell speak

how in the fuck were they not deported before jail?

>>514126001
>and 0 snacks
Surely one can russle up a tortilla for him?

>>514126098
>how in the fuck were they not deported before jail?
For our entertainment?

>>514126037
They accepted payment of 6 gorillion goybucks from the burgers

>>514125590

>>514124672
this guy explained it well, it's just unprofessional looking for the court

>>514125523
Are there even any circumstances where someone who smuggled themselves in the US illegally is allowed to stay?

>>514126037
Be a “safe third country”.
I love the notion of random spics getting dumped in darkest Africa

I don't want to learn taco.
When's the next negro-muttering episode?
This is gonna take twice as long as normal and I bore easily these days.
Should I get a cup of Horlicks?

Why do I understand a lot of Spanish? I don't even know Spanish. I can tell what the interpreter is saying most of the time.

>>514126099
¡Queso extra!

>>514126244
if they can successfully claim asylum by convincing the government they are in legitimate danger if they are sent back i suppose they might be allowed to stay. but so many of them are already abusing this thus making it a tough sell, especially under Trump.

>>514126344
They can wear sombreros under the African sun.
Perhaps build an Aztec sacrificial pyramid in Nigeria and do their stuff there instead of in Louisiana?

>>514126354
There are only Mexicans today, the next normal episode will be in two weeks, there are no hearings next week.

>>514126364
well for one thing he's repeating shit that was just said in english so that probably helps.

>>514126364
Well you speak english and i am assuming you know a little french so it isn't that far of a stretch.

>>514126244
Basically all of them during Biden's term?

>>514126364
It's a simple rapebaby language that shares the same roots of all Indo-European language groups.

>>514126212
>it's just unprofessional looking for the court
Absolutely; the judge on our (viewers') left isn't even listening. This recent verdict he had to be prodded and then just gave his default rubber-stamp "Parole / Deport."
Obviously the system is inundated but this is just a humiliation ritual at this point (for both the illegal & "justice")

I am going to go out on a limb and guess that we are going to have a 100% deportation chance in the cases today.

>>514126364
One time I smoked some weed and understood Spanish better.

>>514126244
theres a special visa for crime victims who cooperate with police. however no arrest or conviction is required as a condition for the visa so they just pay someone to punch them and get to stay

>>514126457
>>514126244
You’re meant to openly declare your asylum request at a legal port of entry, not sneak in and then say “asylum!” when you get caught. Trump is enforcing this requirement.

>>514126504
I am a C2 in both French and English, Spanish being a Romance language just like French does help I suppose.

>>514126489
Dammit!
I wanna see negros pleading to be let out and muttering about progrums after murdering a 7yo in 1983.
This is just depressing.
I want muh negroes.
>two more weeks
Dammit!
I can't hold out that long.
I NEED beggin' negroes.
>
Gonna have to make do with an american school-shooting or two to tide me over.
Not enough keks here.
Bye Lads. Next time. See ya on the flipside.

>>514126639
That’s a pretty rare visa that has been the subject of a lot of corruption. I know they’ve been re-reviewing all those cases and uncovering bribes etc. a bunch of cops in Louisiana just got busted for falsifying police reports for such a scheme.

>>514125634
Looks delicious. What's in the bowl that looks like thousand Island dressing?

>>514126719
If you think this is boring, you haven't watched the pardon hearings, and I'm not talking about the pardon hearings, it's the hearings to decide if the inmates get a pardon hearing in the first place, it was just a bunch of jew lawyers saying some jew shit.

>>514125875
I'm guessing Albanian.

>sit down for your deportation hearing
>see pic rel on the screen
>sweating-bullets.exe

Trump is a bully

>>514126244
Checked. No I don't think so.

Este Emperor Augustine, hombre.

>>514125634
>buckwheat for any kind of decent carbs (oxymoronic, I know) that isn't fucking rice
Kek. I remember getting exhausted at any kind of noodles, but never got sick of rice. I also felt like my teeth were going to fall out of my head from eating soft soups all the time. I'd try to get some tear off the bone BBQ at least once a month.

the vietnamese spoke english but none of the mexicans do. curious.

>>514126354
Yeah agreed. Grab me a cup as well. This burrito talk...I don't like it.

>>514126915
Thanks, anon! It's a little bit of mayonnaise mixed with mostly chili sauce. What the zipperheads call "tung ot". You're not white if you can't cook - simple as.

So today is basically just a deportation speedrun? Good start, but H1B indians when?

>>514127257
I doubt the jeet deportations are ever going to happen Fren.

>>514127127
Probably learned it in a POW camp back in Nam.

>>514127257
H1B is a real visa, so unless it gets revoked, they are legally in the US.

>>514127257
Make some Cha Lua my nigga

>>514127257
I love to cook as well. Agreed that if you can't cook, you're not white

we convicted you of a crime so we are sending you back to your home country instead of serving your sentence

>>514126457
>>514126539
>>514126639
>>514126705
>>514127085
So this is basically a filler episode. I guess every good anime has at least a few of those.

>>514127257
>H1B indians when?

Daddy Musk wants them here, better slaves

>>514126998
>[fearing deportation]
I think these amigos are actually looking forward to getting out of Louisianna's implementation of a prison system. Probably on par with Alagator Alcatraz (never been).

>>514121828 (OP)
>Hoang Pham
>Hien Ho
Oooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiiit we got some vinas about to hot that ice thing... or as we call it, the water rock.

>>514127652
That's Angola, and you have to be a special kind of nigger to end up in Angola in the first place, so you deserve it.

>>514127127
Speaking a host-country's de facto national language ought to be a requirement of any citizenship.

>>514127360
>>514127438
Please remove all incompatible, ungrateful parasites ASAP as our founding fathers would have wanted. The pendulum is in full-swing in the reverse and we could actually be living in a timeline where we see the nation actually being great again. Obviously the pendulum has also been artificially halted by kikes and useful idiots/dual-citizens, but one can dream and hope.

>>514127570
Basically. This is basically the studio throwing us a bone, even if it is boring filler. Although, the filler/canon ratio is really good with this show.

>>514127856
At the start of the stream there was an interpreter named "Quynh" how do you even read that?

>>514127954
This is Hoang Pham's brother Phoang Ham. Don't trust him.

>>514128009
"Kwing"

>>514127570
Exactly. It's filler and very irritating. I want to see and hear mumble niggers! I suspect that spic interperter is throwing slurs against the white man to his fellow beaner.

>>514128009
Damn missed it.
Kind like "win" with a "qu" sound in front of it. Like in-between kuwin and kwin. Some dialects it will sound more like wing/kwing/kuwing

>>514128077
I challenge you to a duel for exclusive vietflag poster rights. Meet me at sundown tomorrow on top of Yen Tu mountain in Quang Ninh.

get fukt

>>514128078
>kwing
Gtfo of here northie

This will be the first all grant day since Pearl left the board.

>This is the Louisiana Parole Board and my name is Steve Prator
>Interpreter takes 10 minutes to translate what Prator spent 5 seconds saying
>Do you want to make a statement?
>No
>My vote is to deport
>Repeat

>>514128368
I gotta work, lets go for a beer in the neutral lands, mountains of lam dong?

We might just become best frens.

I think they should do these entirely in English, just to fuck with them even more. Bring em in, confuse em, them deport em.

>>514128425
Don't tell me you're actually Vietnamese.
How's Saigon these days, though? Hanoi eats shit, as always.

>>514128625
>>514128640
we love both of our vietposters!

>>514128640
Kek no, I'm a white mutt. I left SaiGon 5 years ago and rarely go back.

>>514128808
>>514128625
Fuck me.

>>514128625
>>514128640
Come on guys, the brother wars are over. That shit ended when we bailed on Saigon. Hug it out, Charlies.

Not a single Mexican so far speaks a lick of English.

>>514128625
would be hilarious if the first irl LPBG was not even in the USA

Img didn't post. Fuck this shit, I'm going to drink myself to sleep. Too much taco-talk.

It's weird, spics are lazy as fuck but their gobblygook language requires an enormous amount of work to speak for 5 seconds in a human language.

>>514129056
there are literally tens of millions of them in this country illegally and tens of millions more here legally. they have a whole parallel society and underground economy. they have no need to learn a word of english to do what they came to do.

>>514129109
Be well Ching Chong mutt. I'm outta here as well. Can't stand this overbearing taco talk.

>>514129257
As far as languages go, Spanish is on the easier side, pronunciation is trivial and everything is written the way it is pronounced, so there is not much room for doubt. As I said earlier, just because I know French, I can understand a lot of Spanish, since they share a lot of vocabulary.

This interpretor is railing against the white man.

>>514122134
yeah. legal immigration is so based and white isn't it?
you fucking nigger cuck.

>>514129298
i should point out too that all of that is fully supported by the mexican government. pic related is from "The Guide For The Mexican Migrant" a comic book (so even those who can't read can follow along) published by the mexican government to help illegals jump the border. it has advice for dealing with human smugglers, avoiding the border patrol, what to say if you get caught, tips for swimming the Rio Grande, etc.

>>514129472
Why does it talk them so long to explain a couple of sentences in English? I was fluent in German a few decades ago...Dad immigrated here legally in the mid 1950s from Austria. Bizarre language.

>>514129109
Yeah but it's 50$ to fly, I could use a friend i didn't have to hide my power level from. Dzô my northern fren

>>514129718
Why is it written in English?

>>514129831
Post tiger milfs!

>>514129860
the caption is a translation

>>514129935
>The Guide For The Mexican Migrant

[Prator was not amused]

I was running late frens. Anything list worthy?

>>514126712
You are well on your way to understanding Tagalog then

>>514129767
Languages do not translate 1:1, sometimes a single word in a language requires quite a few to convey the same idea in another, standard Arabic is more "archaic" as far as languages go, so you will see it a lot in Arabic.

>>514130214
there were some comical tech issues early on. other than that they're deporting everybody.

>>514130318
Thanks fren. BTW, I watched along with Mandoo last night. They watched the hearing of that psychopath that raped his mom's corpse with a broom stick.

I think Pete is dead. Someone like him with a stick

8 down, 20 million to go.

>>514130547
Just taking a little siesta.

>>514130694
20 million is a low end figure. i remember 25 years ago when they were catching over 900,000 per month and estimating they were lucky if that was ten percent.

>>514130842
>per month
per year my bad

I feel like the interpreter is getting visibly irritated that they're just mass deporting his countrymen, or is it just me?

>>514130694
On the bright side, this has been the best expense cutting day for Louisiana we have seen so far though.

It's a big beautiful list

>>514130978
I believe he's been uppity this entire day and is most likely denigrating the white man every time he talks to a fellow spic.

>>514130978
he seems frustrated with Prator's walls of text he needs to translate

Pete just died again

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED

WE DONT WANT YOU BACK

>>514131333
Prator has zero fucks to give, I love it. I wonder if these beaners will fly USA flags when they get home?

>>514131266
Viets almost up

>>514131494
Kek. Wish he'd do that with all the niggers

>Prisoner waves good bye
What?

>>514131266
>We love giving inmates to ICE, don't we, folks? Oh, ICE. They're the best, aren't they.

Was that the last one today?

Well that's it for today, there are no hearings next week, the board will be back on Tuesday 9 September
>Docket for 9 September

>>514131764
>there are no hearings next week
Dang, that is a long wait. See you gents next time or in /opl/.

>>514131764
looks like a couple interesting ones. see you then fren

>>514131764
>Joseph Mckinney
What's an Irish mick doing this far down south? I thought most Irish Americans lived in the northeast?

>>514131603
"My illegal mexican dope dealer can't possibly be this cute"

>>514132071
A few made it into TX. One of my maternal ancestors was a red headed Irish woman.

>>514132733
Huh that's cool. I knew that there were a lot of German immigrants in the Texan hill country so I guess I shouldn't be surprised that other European immigrants would go there.

>>514133027
The Hill Country is really nice. Central TX BBQ is where it all started and you can't get kolaches better than central TX. I always stop here when I am driving to Austin.
https://www.hruskaskolaches.com/menu