Thread 514124835

>visit America
>get shot

>>514124835 (OP)
>Be fat prototype chud
>Fly all the way from Hawaii to shoot him

>>514125075
Is that JD Vance?

>be atheist
>mock Jesus
>die
Who's more popular now?

>>514124835 (OP)
>>514125075
>>514127118
>be a trapped goy
>simply exist
>gets shot
>loosh harvested

NIGEL CAN'T HANDLE REALITY

>>514124835 (OP)
i liked that song about sleeping and the one about their mind being a place they can go when they feel low. their music was way overrated but i guess you had to be there

>>514124835 (OP)
be bong,
flirt with Kalergi-Bigots /
Mongrel-Theists/
Niggers&Jews/
Get-Shot by ZOG-Pimp

>>514124835 (OP)
>be bong
>go on holiday (vaycayshun) to US of A
>be on plane, see buildings getting closer
sweating.png
>phew missed them this time
>plane lands
>all the fat people on the plane applaud raucously
>tip the pilot on the way off
>collect luggage, clear customs, step out onto the land of the free
>immediately get shot in drive by gangland shooting
>lay bleeding on the floor
>tip the black fellow for his remarkable marksmanship
>"someone call an ambalamps" someone cries hysterically, nearly drowned out by yells of "Worl' Starrr!!!"
>Ambulance arrives, paramedic swipes my credit card before attempting to step the bleeding from my limbs and abdomen
>$9,000 holding deposit put on my card
>get transported to hospital, pay a further $40,000 for an x-ray and surgery
>spend 2 weeks in recovery
>tip Dr for his excellent sewing skills as I leave the hospital
>step out onto the street
>DEI helicopter pilot crashes into me
>die
Worst holiday ever.

>>514127493
They wrote love songs until they came across the folk movement then went more experimental. Not overrated just pop music of its day. I like their melodies a lot but it sounds dated now. When you die young you become immortal.

>>514127118
he was more famous than jesus lol

>>514126979
Good catch.

>>514124835 (OP)
Imagine no Heaven, ha John? Well you don't have to imagine it, you are in HELL now, 45 years done, only infinity more to go, burn John burn!

>>514127855
>he was more famous than jesus lol
>wearing cross

>>514127855
Was, he WAS more popular than Jesus lol

>>514128698
>self proclaimed to be more popular than Jesus
>Band collapses only few years after that statement

Most overrated is more accurate, but the test of time and by the time he got shot, not many even cared.

>>514128698
>>self proclaimed to be more popular than Jesus
>>Band collapses only few years after that statement

Most overrated band ever due to (yet) lack of big competition at that time is more accurate. By the time he got shot, most people didn't gave a shit. Arrogant fag didn't survived the test of time of decades let alone thousands of years.

Most zoomers dont know about the Beatles. Gen alpha barely knows a couple of songs and those are remakes for commercials. The Beatles are long gone. Only boomers keep them alive in memory.
Too bad Johnny lennon. Abandon your kid. Claim to be better than Jesus Christ. Get shot and die on the streets. Sad life.
Every atheist dies. They always say God isnt real until they aren't real. Thats why never listen to those angry babies throwing tantrums.

>>514129522
>Most zoomers dont know about the Beatles. Gen alpha barely knows
Why do old fags like you speak as an authority figure for people younger than you? Literally everyone knows the Beatles, even if they don't know their songs on a deeper level. I know you're a senile oldfag and are bitter that everything on the radio is nigga nigga nigga, but that doesn't mean we don't know who the fucking Beatles are.
Anyway, gramps, it's time to call your illegal immigrant careworker to come and wipe your arse and get off the computer, and stop larping like you're down with the youth.

>>514127317
Holy shit, is that real?!

>>514124835 (OP)
morale of the story: stay out foreigners

>>514124835 (OP)
But it did work out well in the end, so it's okay.

>>514130044
Fuck off Mohammed. Nobody cares about the opinion of a britcuck. The sooner the UK and the English disappear the sooner the world can be healed. Same with your gay culture and the Beatles. All down the drain

>>514124835 (OP)
>>514125075
Imagine all the people, offing leftist kiikiees

>>514130272
>illegal immigrant careworker mentioned
>seethes
Burgers deserve what you get.