Thread 514130187

Taylor Swift getting married is the worst thing you could do for birth rates. Now every woman in their mid 30's thinks they still have time.

>>514130187 (OP)
Pretty amazing to see such brazen retardation. Imagine if every man was LARPing as leo dicaprio

>>514130187 (OP)
>mid 30
That's young for my mid 40s ass, maybe I'll knock up a few genY sluts like the good ol days.

>>514130187 (OP)
My parents didn't get married to each other until their late 40s (both had already been married once before) and didn't have kids until their early 50s thanks to IVF. I'm only in my 20s but everybody assumes my siblings and I are out with our grandparents whenever our parents are with us. There *is* actually time, you just have to have viable frozen reproductive material and be wealthy enough to afford it obviously.

>>514130359
You see that all the time here.

>dude your 30's is your prime. don't get married until you're 40 and make sure she isn't over 22.

>>514130400
Based fellow oldfag

>>514130187 (OP)
This is all just leading up to the inevitable 5 rounds of IVF treatment and subsequent stillborn which will be the basis of her next multi-platinum album

>>514130187 (OP)
> 35 YEAR OLD ROASTIE
EWWW.
PLEASE KYS FEMISHITS.

She never dated outside of the white race

Based role model

>>514130436
did all the kids turn out ok?

>>514130187 (OP)
>recognizing the obvious signs of a psyop and not realizing it's a psyop

>>514130400
>mid 40s
You're either gen Y yourself or so close for it to be irrelevant, moron

>>514130596
John Mayer deserves a zoomette he can rim

>>514130771
I'm waiting for him to quit football and join the army.
Then they're going to raise a family.

>>514130729
He didn’t, he’s posting on /pol/4chan for crying out loud

>>514130359
Anon, I have three girlfriends and none of them are old enough to take to a bar in America.

I'm 42

>>514130187 (OP)
OK bro? Take advantage of that? This brown motherfucking OP wants to lower White birth rates or something.

>>514130436
i genuinely cannot imagine being 10 and having a 60 year old mom. thats insane. how severely autistic are you

>>514130900
oh my god faggot go back to playing COD or something

>>514130187 (OP)
>You still have time to get fucked by bad toxic men and reject and humiliate the good guy, thank you Tay

>>514130596
it's just his turn. yuck.

>>514130951
my friend had this
it was like he lived with his grandparents in highschool and it was weird

Marriage means nothing these days, especially when celebrities are involved. She could (and probably will) divorce him at any moment.

>>514130187 (OP)
Are women really that retarded that they think something is going to happen just because they saw happen to someone else?

>>514130187 (OP)
I’m getting married this weekend :)

>>514130436

lol egg freezing mostly is a fantasy.

>>514130187 (OP)
>Bro I can be just like Hugh Hefner! I don't have any fame or money, but I can believe I have time to have 8 blonde Swedish women on my dick at 70!
Roasties are genuinely retarded and do not understand how outliers work.

what a nothingburger
call me when she gets pregnant

>>514130187 (OP)
>That image
Swift is a billionaire, the average woman is not.

>>514130596
bottom right isn't white

>>514131794
Yes but to roasties the most important part is that she's a middle aged white woman.

>>514131129
Yea I just had a cousin who got married but divorced 6 weeks later lulz

>>514130359
Red pill guys do this all the time

>>514131248
Main character syndrome is shockingly common in women

>>514130187 (OP)
It was already too late for the millennial women in their 30s but it might inspire zoomers in their 20s to start getting married and having kids. One can hope/cope

>>514130187 (OP)
actually, making everyone have kids later in life is eugenic. I clears the genepool of any genetic abnormalities that would cause a person to die before 30

Women over 30 aren't going to find someone to have children.
35 is the absolute hard limit.

>>514130729
>>514130738
>>514130951
>>514131570
I am autistic and so is my younger brother but the other two turned out mostly alright, except for one being a massive alcoholic now. I guess 1/4 of us turned out okay.

>>514131248
American women are I am promising to you that they literally do NOT believe they can do something unless they see someone else do it then they can do it. I promise you the entire 30-40 year old women as an age group has syncronized their periods and will now have a baby boom IF Taylor Swift gets pregnant it will be unironically FULL HOSPITALS. In fact it will get so bad that there will be articles on Buzzfeed called The Unbearable Whiteness of Maternity Wards and other races complaining they had to have babies in a bathtub. I am deadly serious about this.

>>514130436
Same, they both died before I was even out of highschool.

>>514130187 (OP)
Guys will say this kinda shit without a hint of irony, as if there sperm doesn't produce more and more retarded babies each year. Yeah bro, I'm sure your 50 year old ass nut dust will raise a healthy Chad and not a bipolar screeching autistic.

>>514130576
>35 YEAR OLD ROASTIE
The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

>>514130187 (OP)
anyone 30+ shouldn't be having kids anyways. it's too late.

>>514132335
Gets me every fucking time.

>>514130187 (OP)
>the most well known female pop idol can get married at 35 and so can you!

Deliciously delusional.

>>514130187 (OP)
Hahaha I don’t care, it’s not going to be me marrying a roastie haha, no. I’m good. I’m just not doing it haha.

Time to go get a 30 something yt qt

>>514130187 (OP)
Who gives a fuck? It's not like any attractive woman wants to have your baby any time soon, chud.

>>514132173
Even if women wanted to start having kids, there’s so much garbage in their bodies. No guarantee they even can. And IVF is a meme. Aside from killing embryos with a unique DNA sequence, it’s expensive as hell. Even with insurance.

>>514131997
When you look at their "literature" its more than common, its their default state.

>>514131021
but i don't play video games anon

>>514133220
You're right, gramps. You should be playing bingo in your retirement home with the rest of the elderly. You're spending too much time fantasizing about things again.