Thread 514130597

>>514130597 (OP)
mandatory draft

We need to make circumcision mandatory in Germany. Would be funny and ironic.

You know who won't be drafted?
The repefugees living on social assistance.

>>514130597 (OP)
Is it kill off the best and brightest time again? How time flies.

>>514130597 (OP)
Foreskin check.

>>514130597 (OP)
I remember my Penis inspection.

>go to Kreiswehrpenisinspektionersatzamt for medical evalution
>have to do all kinds of tests like eye and hearing tests or stuff like you have to jump around and then they measure your heartrate and stuff like that
>finally time for the Penis Inspektion as mandated by the Zentraldienstpenisvermessungsverordnung 28/33
>have to lie down
>cute Nurse takes over and starts fondling my balls while the male doctor watches
>after a moment the female nurse says "ja gute eier"
>go home and get a letter 3 months later saying "nigga u in"

>>514131785
LOL

>>514130597 (OP)
lol these filthy feminist jew scumbags think we’re going to fight for our brown invader economic zones while they purposely try to crush any actual nationalism.
They’re the enemy

>>514130597 (OP)
My favorite part of shooter video games is team killing and sabotaging the match so the enemy wins, im sure being drafted will be just like my favorite video games I hope they give me drones and lots of explosives, shouldnt take too long to get a nuke if im exclusively using drones to build up my kill streak right?

Why haven't Europeans started dragging these people out of their homes and offices and stringing them up like Christmas tree lights yet? I think it's coming.

>>514130597 (OP)
So...what if a German isn't even at home when the Nazi-Kikes show up to force a penis inspection and an anal probe?

Seems kinda stupid. I, personally, would refuse and leave the country for good. Anywhere that leaves my genitals and anus alone would be preferable to this kind of faggot tyranny.

>>514130725
jump off a cliff

>>514130597 (OP)
A 6 hour penis inspection?
It'll be red raw.

young zoomers are gonna get blackpilled hard when their femnazi women wont have to do it and they will have to play soldier while they fuck immigrants

>>514132615
Idk, I think it'd be funny. Plus you'd be more American like you always wanted.

>>514132937
livestream it and do a flip

>>514133023
Its just a bit of skin, lol. If they do it to you early on, you wouldn't even remember it.

>>514132615
triggered germ

>>514130597 (OP)
Not legal under German law. It's illegal to discriminate based on gender. Also, legal gender can be freely changed, so if they actually ignore current law (wouldn't be the first time kek) and start drafting, every halfway intelligent guy will just identify as female for the week around their 18th birthday, leaving only the fast-track double citizenship muzzies for cannon fodder. Which, now that I think about it, wouldn't be that bad - when are we starting ww3, again?

Wouldn’t an easier solution for war just be that people in both countries at war just kill their own politicians? Politicians dead = war dead?

>>514130597 (OP)
>mandatory six hour medical exam
I thought Germans were supposed to be efficient?

>>514130769
Absolutely this. Fines paid by men who refuse the exam will go directly to their welfare, too.

>>514130597 (OP)
i only read the title, and i'm only here to say lul

>>514130597 (OP)
>examination will last approximately six hours
What the fuck are they going to do to your penis, Hans?

>>514133284
>>514133405
Don't @ me, you Chuds!

>>514131785
I love that the German language is so outrageous with its compound words that these are legitimate, real words.

>>514133581
>Also, legal gender can be freely changed
remarkably, within a week after the national draft was announced, the population of Germany became 95% female

>>514130597 (OP)
They will be told to go and get fucked.

every german can change his sex at will, so no need for anybody to go to the Kreiswehrpenisinspektionersatzamt., if sHE does not want to

>>514130597 (OP)
You krauts ready to become Russian popsicles again?

>>514138856
Fuck you. If there is another war between Germany and Russia, I will come back to America and kill you.

>>514133581
>It's illegal!
>I'll just identify as a woman!
>The migrants will fight for us!
>I wanted to die invading Russia anyway!
Whew lad

>>514139077
You're going to get court marshalled for desertion and put in the labor camps during the great jewish uno reverso holocaust.

>>514133581
All they do is grab your balls and you have to cough for whatever reason. If you don't want to just say no. They couldn't force it 20 years ago, they won't do it now.

>>514130769
Know who else isn't drafted? Chinese and Indians sitting in corporate jobs making enough salary to buy multiple properties.

Go, fight for the right for foreigners to hold every desirable position in your country!

>>514131785
>nigga u in

>>514130597 (OP)
>online questionnaire
just lie if you dont want to be summoned, its not like they'll come to your home and confirm.. I think the quote was
>if someone wants data about you then that means they dont have it and you can make it all up

>>514131785
>after a moment the female nurse says "ja gute eier"
lmao

>>514131785
Here's mine

>receive notice to visit the Soldatenpenisinspektionsstelle (we call it that in my state) for the medical examination of my testicles
>it's saying I should be there at 4
7:00 a.m. sharp, delays will be fined according to the Penisvermessungsverspätungsgesetz
>just one week to go
>getting nervous
>suddenly the homosexual Canadian-affiliated fake PhD politician Guttenberg legislates that no more mandatory Wehrpflicht exists
>relieved they won't fondle my balls
It was a very close call.

>>514131785
I did the hearing and vision test, then the questionnaire. Passed with no issues. Then he asked me how often I drink and I said 2-3 times a week. He was so shocked that he asked me if I would swear to it. I said sure, and he gave me a document to sign that said I was unfit for service. It was so funny, because people in the basic military service drink a lot more often than that, kek.

für leude die genau 18 san oder 18 und über 18 jährige?
wennma den 50% discount auf leben hat, gibs sonderrabatte oder muss man da dennoch hi?
garkein bock oida

I went through this

>>514130597 (OP)
absolutely embarrassing, not eating your draft bureaucrat is objectively proving you are not a rational actor to be given a weapon, but here we are

>>514130597 (OP)
>6 hour medical inspection
LMAO they're going to do things to Hans more than just measure his dick size.
Poor Hans is competing with Bongs for the most cucked men on Earth.

>>514130597 (OP)
mandatory circumcision

>>514130725
>We need to make circumcision mandatory in Germany.
Why? They Germans are already castrated, and the jews and muslims crybullied Germany into allowing MGM.

>>514130597 (OP)
anyone got a copy of the test to figure out how to fail it?

>>514132530
Its happened but probably not for those reasons.

>>514145372
Just give shit answers in the online questionaire?
>BMI: 35
>hobbies: eating goyslop, World of Warcraft (>14h a day), 9gag

>>514136979
JUST PLEASE STOP FIGHTING ! YOURE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART !!!!
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