Thread 514141202

Recognize this insidious jewish plot in all its guises and forms..

>>514141202 (OP)
You shower fewer than 3 times a month. Rooting for you to improve your life anon.

>>514141202 (OP)
You cook them both at the beginning and then separate them when they worm up. How many years does one need to live to know that?

>>514141202 (OP)
i jew fears the paper separator

>Be a burger
>Get shot by burger

how?

>>514141408
You're supposed to let them thaw before cooking, pleb.

>>514141202 (OP)
You are brow.

>>514141742
What if you're going to die and you're hungry and don't want to go without eating?

>>514141627
Burglar broke in and shot him.

>>514141202 (OP)
Ban Assault Burger Patties

>They discovered his body in a pool of blood on his bed and a stab wound in his stomach. Authorities followed a trail of blood that took them to his kitchen where, based on the evidence - a freezer left open, two uncooked burgers on the counter, a knife with blood on it and a towel - they deduced what occurred.

ok you should use a butter knife to begin with because you only need to twist the knife on the edge of the patties, not try to stab through them

>>514141840
so you killed him by eating his foreskin?

>>514141627
>hold frozen burger stack against your chest to try to pry them apart
>just need a little leverage, grab a nearby knife to slide between patties
>fingers slip and you embed a knife in your chest
>alcohol likely extemely involved
Just making up a story but that's the best prediction I have

>>514141904
Was he from a single parent household? This is the kind of stuff you learn from your dad.

>>514141957
I only eat pussy meme flag.

>>514141958
just use the back of a spoon

>>514141408
>worm up
ewww

>>514141202 (OP)
Skill issue also you're supposed to use a butter knife

>>514142094
You mean the handle?

>>514141202 (OP)
maybe some men do actually have woman brains in their skull
trannies... are real?

i just tap it on the counter, slightly off vertical, so one edge hits and the other doesn't. but sometimes they shatter into little pieces like holocaust victims

>>514142109
Oooh an aristocrat...

>>514142053
you eat yourself?

>>514141904
Probably too embarrassed to phone an ambulance, poor guy. He died hungry.

>>514141408
Or you just move them from the freezer to the fridge in the morning so they aren't frozen by dinner time.

>>514141904
>>514141202 (OP)
natural selection

>>514141627
My guess is he was trying to cut them apart with a knife and it slipped and he stabbed himself

>>514142646
MAN WAS HUNGRY FFS.
BURGERZ *NOW* HUNGRY.

>>514141894
was it a cheeseburlger or a hamburgler

>wears a tool branded shirt
>poorly uses the wrong tool
kwab

>>514141202 (OP)
I have never separated two frozen burger patties in my life

>>514141202 (OP)
Wendy's could have saved his life

>>514142935
the burglar is lactose intolerant so no cheese

>>514142952
should have used his reciprocating saw

>>514143287
what if the power is out? I use a hammer and chisel.

>>514141202 (OP)
RIP Alain Soral

>>514141202 (OP)
>eating frozen burgers
>separating them by force instead of waiting 2 minutes
>using a sharp knife instead of a butter knife
>aiming the knife at yourself while using it
I am surprised he lived that long to begin with

>>514141202 (OP)
Just smack the stack on the counter, stovetop, or grill wtf. They come apart from shock; frost isn't that strong.

>>514141958
>>514143534
That's an extremely unwhite way to go. This guy must have been a phenotypically white presenting crypto mutt. Good riddance.

>>514141202 (OP)
not much of a walking advert for Irwin Tools, this lad.

Live by burger die by burger

>>514143704
You need to turn your freezer temp control up a bit leaf

Americans live by the burger and die by the burger.

>>514143007
For me it's local burger shack and half price Tuesdays

Fuckin LIBTARD vegans can pry my burgers from my cold dead fingers

>>514143704
This. Tap them on something metal, even lightly and they fall apart

>>514141336
what's wrong with that?

>>514141202 (OP)
Imagine losing the burger wars without being a burger
Fuckin murk'd

>>514141202 (OP)
You use a butter knife, you dingus. Imagine being this dumb.

Guaranteed this guy was a high school dropout. Anyone who has so much as flunked out of an undergraduate program knows how to cook a burger.

>>514141904
If only he had asked AI, then he’d still be here voting, consooming, and sharing his wise opinions on social media.

>>514144343
This nigga putting peanut butter on his burger buns

>>514144343
>the oil splattering
irked
the skins were ok but not that

>>514144343
Where do you get a cute little fryer like that? Looks neat.

>>514141202 (OP)
I knew that's how Dan Bongino would die.

>>514141408
How many Jews can you stuff inside a microwave? Hitler should’ve thought of this

>>514144635
They're complimentary in reputable dormitories for (white) sorority sisters.

>>514144635
I thought they would be easy to find but almost everything is a hot plate with a pan on it. only saw one that was integral like that.
or I just don't use the right keywords

>>514144635
Probably from Temu.

>>514141202 (OP)
Do people really try to stab those apart? I just swing the whole stack (while in wrapper) at the edge of a counter to knock em loose one by one

>>514142774
Mishima talked about this, he should be happy he got to go like this

>>514141202 (OP)
>not thawing first

i mean we've all been there but this might be the first time someone's gone full seppuku

>>514144343
yummm!

Imagine not having a white waifu to make you suicide-free burgers.

>>514141408
You just bang them on the ground like a bag of ice.

>>514141408
No, my frozen ones specifically say to cook frozen, not thawed. Lying kike glass Israel.

>>514145427
life hack: make burgers for your waifu

>>514145427
She wasted a bunch of good ingredients to make a crappy burger

>>514142289
yea the tip of the back of the handle

>>514141336
3 is pretty high

>>514145427
I don't like pickles on my burger all I taste is the pickle

>oldniggers make fun of younger generations for not being able to do shit
>commits mahjong by trying to split some shitty freezer burgers
?

>>514141904
If he was black we would not hear the end of it, but this unfortunate gentleman was a Timmy Jizzskin with a double digit IQ. Own it /pol

Turns out he was British so probably never seen a knife before.
Also poor motor skills due to a stroke he had in the past but that's beside the point:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13864559/man-stabbed-death-separate-frozen-burgers.html

>get burgers out of the fridge
>burgers have AR-15
such is life in Weimerica

>>514146237
>Also poor motor skills due to a stroke he had in the past
So, British?

do you think he tried to do a stabbing motion, bringing the knife down, or did he place the point of the knife between the patties and then try to use his hand to hammer it down? and it rolled toward him.
I think the latter is more likely.

Then there's both, where he had the knife point in and tried to bring both down at the same time.

be honest, we've all come close to stabbing ourselves at one point or another.

>>514141202 (OP)
it had to be done

>>514141202 (OP)
Total amateur hour here. I always separate my burgers with picrel.

>>514141202 (OP)
Just let frozen burgers be together. It doesn't affect you

>>514141202 (OP)
Qrd. Is this a good death for a mutt or did he deserve it?

>>514141202 (OP)
Sounds like a skill issue to me.

>>514141202 (OP)
Sad. This is the #3 killer of americans (after heart disease, dying for israel, then being killed by niggers)

>>514146456
underrated

>>514141520
BANN BURGER PATTIES

>premade frozen burger patties
Shamefur dispray

>>514141904
>avocado hand.jpg

>>514147506
>>514141202 (OP)
>And lo, the stories do tell of an ethnically-ambiguous hero who will one day rise to the challenge and separate the burgers in America's greatest time of need

>>514142094
You have no idea how bad I wanted this to be a bong flag

>>514141202 (OP)

>doesn't post link
OP is faggot

>>514146456
he was old as fuck. plenty of time to reproduce.

>>514141958
excellent deduction. that's exactly what happened
https://nypost.com/2024/09/18/world-news/loner-stabbed-himself-to-death-trying-to-separate-two-frozen-burgers-with-a-knife/

>>514143704
Back at Burger King I would shove whole boxes of patties through the broiler, but every once in a while you would get that one pair thats fused together.

sometimes you get 2 frozen patties

>>514141627
https://www.foxnews.com/world/man-dies-freak-accident-involving-frozen-hamburgers-difficult-hear

>>514148722
Its old

>>514143819
Make some great drill bits but shit blades so it checks out.

>>514141336
Showers are performative.

>>514141202 (OP)
>man dies because he was probably way too tired and not thinking straight and/or heavily inebriated
>"muh hwites"
gas yourself faggot

>>514152160
High caste poop eater detected.

>>514141627
I stabbed him after watching him try to separate those burgers with his teeth like a God damn ape.

>>514144554
That is surprisingly REALLY good.

>>514141408
Do jews into goyslop even? Like at McDicks is there imitation cheese?

>>514141336
i don’t even remember the last time i showered

>>514141627
2 burgers were fighting, if you try to stop them you get shot in the face

>>514141408
Found it:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonald's_Israel
>We wuz mcdonaldland n sheit
They need to bring back moonman. The kvetching would be heard worldwide

>>514141336
I mean, three a month is a fairly large amount of showers for a normal sized person, I'd say?

>>514141520
That was a bong.

>>514146456
local anon posts gem oc

>>514142053
What's the nutritional facts on that?

>>514151057
Vegetarians win again!

>>514144343
I don't ever wanna hear any of you psychos say shit about a vegan after watching this video. No vegan has ever committed a crime against the culinary arts this vile.

>>514145427
Wow. The new queen of /pol/?

>>514141202 (OP)
Never point your knife towards yourself while using it. This should be common knowledge. He could also have used a cleaver. Much safer and faster.

>>514141202 (OP)

He's a crackhead. Wait for them to defrost. Or use the microwave. Put them in hot water, sealed.

Instead of crackhead

>>514141627
he was trying to pull them apart when a large horse penised his anus very forcefully and broke his insides with much bleeding and he died.

>>514153167
Funny hohol. Would contribute billion to war effort.

>>514143719
where do you get your idea of whites from

>>514141202 (OP)
if he was caveman retarded he'd still be alive after just banging them against the counter

>>514141627
Said the N word while trying to separate them and his neighbor heard.

>>514141202 (OP)
They freeze mutts now?

>>514155628
Oy gevalt! Some one needs to stop this non-kosher fucktard!

>>514141408
>You cook them both at the beginning and then separate them
And what if you dont want to cook two burgers you fucking moron. Hes obviously separating them because he only needs one.

>>514141904
>Too socially awkward to call an ambulance so I'll just go to bed and die I guess
KTIM

>>514144343
>peanut butter
I physically cringed at that.

>>514145427
>here let me show you how to make a burger!!
>3/4 of the video is a close up of her face

>>514141408
i'm not quite sure yet how but i suspect you might be behind this somehow.

>>514154628
Sauna counts, you fresh-faced finngolian

>>514141520
https://nypost.com/2024/09/18/world-news/loner-stabbed-himself-to-death-trying-to-separate-two-frozen-burgers-with-a-knife/

He's from Wales, not America.

>>514141202 (OP)
big burger could have prevented this

>>514159303
that's how i wanna go

>>514145427
her eyebrows dont move how the fuck

>>514141202 (OP)
>frozen burgers
Add it to the list