Thread 514149497

Why did colbert even do this?

>>514149497 (OP)
He is one of them.

Is real

>>514149497 (OP)
because pharma companies technically aren't allowed to ADVERTISE a government mandated vaccine. they can do PSAs, but they can't ADVERTISE to SELL it to you. these shorts served as ipso facto advertisements that skirted the rules. also colbert is a childfucking pedo and he does what he's told because blackmail

>>514149497 (OP)

covid really put the zap on their head. Formerly centrist democrats suddenly became fascist authoritarians ordering people to report to ze camps. Its an important lesson.

>>514149497 (OP)
He's a needle wearing human skin

>>514149497 (OP)
To resist capitalism with the aid of Pfizer

>>514149497 (OP)
He's being blackmailed

>>514149497 (OP)
American culture

>>514149497 (OP)
project mockingbird

>>514149497 (OP)
I wonder what blew up in Crimea today. These zegros are out of control with their usual spam right now.

He looked so dead inside doing these. I almost feel bad for him

>>514149497 (OP)
Really funny watching shitlibs go full bore for giant Pharma corporations that they supposedly hated. Really really funny.

>>514149509
same as occupy wallstreet.
>cororations are BAD! FUCK ALL OF YOU!
>*current-thing update pushed to NPC units*
>I SHARE THE SAME VALUES AS THESE CORPORATIONS

>>514149500
is that chuck jewmer?

>global pandemic occurs
>retards get upset norms change
This thread in a nutshell

>>514149497 (OP)
This scene is what he will be remembered for.

>>514149511
yup

>>514149500
>also colbert is a childfucking pedo and he does what he's told because blackmail
but enough about donald trump, childfucking pedo witth skeletons in the closet, literally and figuratively.

>>514149512
What are your thoughts on Anthony Fauci's admission to Congress that he made up all the covid rules with no factual basis just to make the public believe their leaders had a handle on covid?

>>514149515
Any videos? I've already seen the videos of Biden molesting little kids.

>>514149515
right, cause biden didn't fuck kids as well. you're retarded if you think only the side you dislike does bad things. kill yourself, faggot.

>>514149517
>>514149518
>ITS OK IF MY SIDE DOES IT ITS ONLY BAD IF THE OTHER SIDE DOES IT
why are rightoids such hypocrites

>>514149519
>ITS OK IF MY SIDE DOES IT
Are you saying it's bad that Joe Biden molested lots of little kids?

>>514149509
>MK ULTRA
The algorithm dictates their emotions.

>>514149500
Is that John Podesta?
The John Podesta who's brother keeps paintings of child abuse on his walls?

>>514149497 (OP)
That sweet sweet USAID money.

>muh sides

Can’t we just find Colbert cringekino without being in the politics fandom?

>>514149522
>chuddie doesn't understand art

>>514149516
>pandemic in progress, limited data about virus
>should we:
>A) take steps based on general understandings of virology, accepting that some guidance may be inaccurate in this circumstance
>B) lol idk

>>514149524
it's literally directly tied to politics, dumbass. sometimes they can't be divorced from each other

>>514149526
what actually happened was that as we got new information people just double downed on the old information because inexplicably they connected their morality and politics to said information

>>514149527
Why does Colbert make me cringe despite the fact I have no political alignment then?

>>514149528
funny how all the "trust the heckin science" faggots got REALLY quiet when peer-reviewed studies form Harvard and Yale came forward and proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that the vaxx caused heart/circulatory problems. how come those lil vaxxies don't trust the science anymore? are they SMARTER than the scientists at YALE and HARVARD?

>>514149529
because he exudes actual demonic evil and it makes you uneasy on a level you can't describe

>>514149530
Are the studies in the room with us right now?

Have you guys seen the retardation they're pumping into right wing retards? The shit on Fox, the shit on newsmax, one America news? American Republicans are the dumbest fucking people on the planet by far, they are constantly and consistently tricked into voting against their own interests

>>514149532
I'm not that antivax retard you're arguing with (don't do that by the way, it's pointless, he's too mentally gone) but there are studies that show that these vaccines have side effects including on the heart BUT the risk vs benefit ratio is heavily tilted to the benefits, or at least it was during the pandemic I haven't checked any newer scientific research on the matter

>>514149533
What does that have to do with this thread?

>>514149535
Seeing some dancing syringes in a dumb attempt to convince vaccine hesitant but well meaning Americans is offensive? I find the right wing media to be far, far worse

>>514149533
you sound vaccinated

>>514149534
>guy who didn't take the covid "vax" is a retard
>but yeah, he's 100% right that it causes damage to your heart
and people say I'M the dumbass lmaoooo

>>514149532
you DO know that only right-wing maga nazi chuds are anti-science. glad to know you voted for Trump and took the Trump vaccine.

>>514149536
>hey /tv/ check out this terrible show
>you: why aren’t you talking about a different show that’s even worse???
how much you get paid for this trite?

>>514149538
You have no understanding of statistical analysis or parsing scientific literature, you're not qualified to speak to adults (me) on this matter, keep it moving fatso

>>514149538
Btw weren't all us vaxxies supposed to die years ago so you heckin based intelligent free thinkers finally get to rule the world? What happened to that?

>>514149542
how many boosters did you get and what made you stop?

>>514149533
>mass immigration and outsourced manufacturing are in the interests of the american working class

>>514149528
>inexplicably they connected their morality and politics to said information
it's simple
if the democrat media tells "progressives" that one side of an issue is "right wing" then they'll blindly oppose it because something something racism sexism transphobia
this way the establishment can get away with anything just by framing the opposition as "right wing"

>>514149543
I'm a medchad. One booster. Why stop? The virulence was negligible past a certain point and work no longer required it

>>514149541
YTLAFAYSAR

>>514149518
Two dozen mere coincidences.

>>514149548
>Conservacucks believe anything as long as you turn it into an easy to digest picture and post it on Facebook

>>514149550
I saw an interview hunter did on that channel 5 guys YouTube channel. He's dangerously based and absolutely mogs trump and his weirdo gross cokehead kids

>>514149542
What happened to the winter of death to all antivaxers biden promised? Only people who are dying are vaxxies from heart, turbo cancers, auto immune, clot.... list goes on.

Humiliation ritual.

And I still don't believe that this segment wasn't meant to make fun of the vaccine and vaxxers.

>>514149497 (OP)
I just don't understand the whole bearded men wearing makeup thing.

>>514149497 (OP)
Look at his face. He knows what he's doing is cringe and humiliating, but his handlers are forcing him to do it.

>>514149549
My retarded aunt loves posting antiCovid shit on Facebook, her favorite lately has been:
>no vax for colds
>no vax for cancer
>no vax for HIV
>vax for Covid after one year
>it was planned....
Which is retarded in half a dozen ways

why do chuds still deny the science?

>>514149557
I believe in the science

>>514149497 (OP)
Because EVERYONE on TV is a tool of big pharma. There's a reason why big pharma floods every commercial interruption of every channel with ads for their shit. Their $$$ controls the content and prevents anyone of ever speaking badly of them

I don't listen to Faux News. I trust the experts.

>>514149557
"The science" was sealed away for 50 years, and Fauci was pardoned for all of this.

>chuds are STILL seething over this
Holy shit it's been 5 years

>>514149556
>no vax for cancer
Russia claims to have invented one. However the west as led by big pharma isn't even remotely interested in trying it and finding out of it's true.

>>514149562
How long ago was the Jan 6 insurrection?

>>514149563
>Russia claims
I don't care what Europe's gas station has to say

>>514149562
damage control over south park making fun of pedonald

>>514149562
Reminder that if you took the vaxx, people who forced you to take it now laugh at you. Cattle.

>>514149497 (OP)
Shekels.

>>514149567
You have been indoctrinated by grifters and snake oil salesmen.

>>514149565
They were the first to space, the first to put a man-made craft on another planet (Venus in 1980), and probably the first to develop hypersonic missles including nukes. They're not as backwards as you think.

>>514149567
what the fuck? how does such a thing happen

The failure of the red deer to materialize permanently buckbroke the antivax schizos' minds. These people were fully convinced that the vaccines would kill everyone in two weeks and all their problems would go away. They were even fantasizing about how their "pureblood seed" was going to be worth millions of dollars and women would suddenly have a reason to have sex with them (LOL!). As time went on and it became more obvious that nothing was going to happen, these people became increasingly unhinged, eating dangerous agricultural chemicals to treat a virus they didn't even believe existed, just because a scientist told them not to.

Now that it's obvious the end result of the vaccines wasn't a mass die off and the consequent loss of their virginity, but rather an end to the pandemic and their becoming even more socially isolated than before, it has become impossible for them to reconcile what they need to believe with the undeniable reality, and so now, 5 whole years after the pandemic, they are still utterly mind broken and have not progressed mentally since 2020. They continue to go on about how it's only 10 more years, spike proteins this and prions that, obsessively scouring the internet for the latest news of an 87 year old dying to blame on the jab.

Ironically, or perhaps appropriately, the antivaxxers are the only ones still experiencing the effects of the COVID pandemic. Everyone else has moved on. They are completely alone.

>>514149571
the leading candidate for dems in 28 has his campaign run by irony-poisoned redditfags that decided to start using the "edgy clap back" strategy of social media marketing. this is their "we need our own donald trump" moment

imagine literally injecting the jew

>>514149571
sarkozy syndrome
maybe he bullied him a little

>>514149569
It is literally a tweet of current Californian governor, on official government account, mocking people who took the Covid vaccine.
Can you point out the indoctrination part please?

>>514149570
Modern Russia is not the Soviet Union

>>514149507
Like the other poster said it's probably the South Park threads. But half the posters ITT are disingenuous bots running premade inquiry scripts anyway. There is no way in hell some of these post chains are organic.

>>514149572
>rather an end to the pandemic

Russo-Ukrainian war was what ended the pandemic, because 4 million overwhelmingly unvaccinated Ukrainians were about to cross EU borders.
Your cult leader Biden was promising us the Winter of Death if we don't vaxx against Omicron at the time.

>>514149497 (OP)
they need the antivax people to stay that way so they have someone to blame, this is intentionally alienating and off-putting

>>514149497 (OP)
Why are gay men dancing next to him?

>>514149576
https://theconversation.com/white-supremacist-and-far-right-ideology-underpin-anti-vax-movements-172289
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/26/us/far-right-extremism-anti-vaccine.html
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9981160/
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10040359/
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/05/27/anti-vaccine-republican-mainstream-1344955
https://time.com/6141699/anti-vaccine-mandate-movement-rally/
You're still doing it all these years later.

>>514149582
aren't these the same places that claim its scientifically possible to transition genders?

>>514149583
>brings up troons out of nowhere
Jesus christ update your argument script already

>>514149584
im not trusting any publication that spouts nonsense like that. imagine if they also started shilling flat earth

>>514149579
Don't they vaccinate everyone who crosses the border? Should they have ordered ICE to find and at least vaccinate all illegals, even if they're not going to deport them?

>>514149582
>here's tweet of Gavin Newsom mocking vaxxies
>NOOOOOO YOU MUST CHECK THIS FAR LEFT POLITICO ARTICLE YOU FUCKING CHUD
All those years later and you are still doing it. I am sure it will win you next elections.

>>514149586
Lol absolutely not. No foreign national was ever vaxed by mandate.

>>514149579
Sure thing buddy

>>514149587
idealogues don't change their mind. they simply die out

Democrats that wanted you fired and unable to buy groceries don't even get the boosters now

>>514149505
haha what a cool bunch.

I believe in the science
I believe in the product

>>514149585
but you will trust random videos on rumble and tweets from random nobodies, and that's why smart people laugh at you.

>>514149500
This is concisely yet precisely the reason I believe it to be so.

>>514149594
what the fuck is a rumble

>>514149591
It's like you morons just copy comments from boomer-tier facebook groups here.

>>514149597
that's not an argument

>>514149596
it's where the shit you keep reposting originated before it got posted on /pol/

>>514149589
12 years = science
9 months = cowboy shit

>>514149593
Absolute insanity. It was never tested to begin with and now people are going to act like it was proven to be safe and effective.

>>514149497 (OP)
It's made by and for lame middle aged women and faggots as a mastubatory exercise ultimately caused by their tds
Although the people acting like this cringe shit is actually profoundly sinister and malevelont is sort of unintentionally funny

>>514149597
as opposed to reddit and bluesky?

>>514149562
>lockdowns ended in 2020
Wat

>>514149600
It was, they're the only reason your dumb yokel ass is alive today.

>>514149602
go virtue signal on there instead of spamming the television and film board with /pol/ infographics

The government and corporations know what's best for us. They're our allies in the fight against fascism and capitalism. There are rules are there to protect our freedom. If we didn't have the mandatory lockdowns then we wouldn't have a democracy left to enjoy

>>514149605
Corporate liberal media articles are considered /pol/ infographics now? time really flies

>>514149525
Why do leftists need to sexualize children to make art

>>514149604
How can you know? They only tested it on a few thousand people and didn't even follow their outcomes all the way. They gave the control group the vaccine because they said it was 100% effective and couldn't think of a reason not to. How long did it take them to figure out it wasn't 100% effective?


Do you at least think that new mRNA type treatments will get the scientifically sound 12 or more years of testing before they're used?

>>514149608
you lack media literacy

>>514149602
I don't know if anyone remembers, but at that time one of the key arguments was that it wouldn't even be possible to make a vaccine quickly enough to make any difference to the pandemic.

>>514149497 (OP)
Proud Roman Catholic by the way

You can always tell the big pharma shills are posting because they always mention facebook as if anyone here uses it.

>>514149599
>the shit you keep reposting
Left wing publications, left wing videos and left wing politicians?

>>514149614
The clapping/banging pots & pans @ 7:00pm was the stupidest shit ever.

>only lefties promoted the vaxx

Along with trump, many right-wing luminaries promoted the vax and draconian big state measures to ensure people took it

>>514149615
Where I live (Denver), people would howl like a wolf off of their patio/balcony at 8 PM. More NPC-like than the Kony 2012 hysteria, which is saying a lot.

>>514149616
ah yes noted Trump cultist Bill Kristol

>>514149616
>draconian big state measures to ensure people took it
Lefties were literally calling Trump and DeSantis mass murderers for their refusal to impose their commutopia.

>>514149505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBVggGXGxxc

>>514149497 (OP)
He was ordered to

>>514149497 (OP)
Because liberals are angry people that like to make other people angry.

>>514149497 (OP)
To gain his own version of Luigi

From which board was this moved?

>>514150157
/tv/