Thread 514151846

I know money is tight right now but please remember to leave a generous tip.

Thank you.

>>514151846 (OP)
30% tip is too much.

>>514151846 (OP)
I don't even know anyone in real life that doesn't think tipping hasn't gone too far. 20% used to be for exceptional service but now its the bare minimum and entitled

>>514151846 (OP)
She would have been more successful if she replaced those stars with jewstars

>>514151846 (OP)
>stop going out to eat if you dont want to subsidise my employers labour bill
ok

>>514151846 (OP)
Fucking cunt thinks she deserves a 30 percent tip? NGMI.

>>514152381
This. Me and the boys just grab beers and make food at somebodies house every Friday rather than go to the pub. Shits just unreasonably expensive.

>>514152043
Yeah when you get paid $30 a week I bet. Dumb spic, you’re eating the lamest cuts of beef that we dont want lol because you’re a spic person who picks fruit and has sex with obese women.

The funniest part of all this is if people can't tip, it won't be long before people can't afford to eat out and dumb cunts like this will have to make an OnlyFans after they get fired/laid off due to lack of customers.

>>514151846 (OP)
I always leave my server my tip, the tip of my dick.

American tipping culture is a disease. They're starting to push that shit here, with payment terminals asking you for what you'd like to tip (10,20,25% or custom if you want to choose 0, kek). It's fucking hilarious, they're asking me to tip for fucking to-go coffee or for fast food? Toppest of fucking keks, I almost enjoy sayin no.

>>514152563
sounds comfy asf mate

>>514152564
Why dont they pay a living wage to their workers?

>>514151846 (OP)
30% tip lmao
I cook at home or eat at places where tips are not expected
and I'm not even a burger

>>514152653
How do you manage to do this more than once?

>>514151846 (OP)
Tipping is a nice tradition to have but of course people would exploit it and make it a moral imperative to give them a lot of money

>>514152653
Your lame white dick can’t please a server. They got so many choices because all the public servants have to deal with thousands of chads every day. Every server gets like dozens of good looking guys asking for her phone number per shift. You should just shoot up a deli and make a sandwich before doing a police standoff to make the news. Keep a couple of the girls alive and youll finally get to put the tip in.

>>514152785
Because taking an order and carrying food is not labor which provides a living value.

>>514151846 (OP)
30 dollarinos to carry some plates to my table? Naw thanks man. I'll walk over to the kitchen to pick it up myself.

>>514151846 (OP)
I'm just here to say that 10.75 times 3 is not 32.75 it's 32.25. These mother fuckers can't even do math.
And yea 30% tip is like buying your waiter a very expensive meal.
I'm not a date with my waiter that shit is fucking retarded. You know these servers have more than one table at a time right?
They all expect to make a $100 bucks an hour for bringing food and drinks to the table.

>>514151846 (OP)
I barely have enough money to buy the meal. I cant tip.
if I made good money I would

>>514151846 (OP)
>times it by three

>>514151846 (OP)
>decimal moved times 3 = 30% tip is normal
Do the murricans not understand or are they just THIS retarded???
Then again they like to cut off the foreskin of their firstborns to please their J*wish Overlords...

>>514151846 (OP)
> don't spend your money at our business unless you're willing to pay an extra 30% for everything.
OK, I won't spend my money at your business

>>514153179
"multiply" is a $5 word, that's like 1/6 of the tip already, fuck that noamsayin?

>>514151846 (OP)

Roger. I will not go out to eat anymore. Thanks for the heads up.

>>514153228
Youre poor as fuck because you arent white. You should look at what real white people look like, you’re a mutt and a cheap one at that. You sound nervous, you probably dont even have sex. The only way youll ever have sex is by paying a prostitute.

>>514153413
You're poor as fuck because you're paying waiters 30% of the cost of your meal. That shit is insane.

>>514152303
>30 percent
>30 pieces
#JustPatternNoticing

>>514152864
Hey man, just cause you are a mutant with only one dick tip doesn't mean we all suffer from the same malady.

>>514152864
He's got starfish dna, on account of his mom being useless in bed.

>>514151846 (OP)
>if you can't tip well then don't tip at all!
kek this is going to end well for y'all

>>514153410
>Roger. I will not go out to eat anymore
You can go sit down in Whataburger and you get your own drink from the fountain but they do bring the food to your table. Then they come with a tray offering condiments.
Guess what? Nobody gets tipped.

>>514152486
I'd leave her a small tied plastic bag of my dog's shit.

>>514151846 (OP)
>girl math

>>514151846 (OP)
For 30% tip that waitress better let me nut inside her or no deal

>>514151846 (OP)
You don't deserve to be rewarded for a menial entry level job you fucking nigger.

Sure. I won't go out to eat.

>>514153512
Lmao I tip 300%. Especially if its a boy.

>>514151846 (OP)
>Then times it by three
Then divide it by three
Tell the franchise owner to pay their employees

>>514152585
If they were attractive enough to make an onlyfans they would already have one.

>>514153728
You're just jewish as fuck and no you do not .

>>514151846 (OP)
vut the decimal isn't moved over one
it should be 0.1075

>>514152660
Same here, but you have to watch the wagies spitting or wiping boogars in your food or drink. Or they drop something on the floor and simply pick it back up and put it in your "to go" bag. They clue in eventually for not tipping and outright refuse to serve you, so you get mad and leave since you're not going to tip, they don't care.

I don't remember the last time I went out to eat

>>514151846 (OP)
I don't tip anymore

>get bill of 107.53
>pay 107.53
>the exchange of money for goods and services is rendered complete
>i cannot suffer civil recourse for leaving the premises from this point on
iunno, sounds like I can absolutely afford to eat out

>>514151846 (OP)
>times it by
when did math get so ebonic?

>>514153878
You sound nervous as fuck. Your hearts beating way faster. You can’t calm down. Take a chill pill, im getting spree killer vibes from you. Youre about to go rape and commit a hom+sui.

>>514151846 (OP)
gross
just say multiply
also die

>>514153187
She's a waitress. You can't expect her to do math or understand percentages.

>>514153228
It's even worse than that. Don't spend money at our business unless you are willing to bankroll our employee payroll because we don't want to.

>>514153413
Go back to Israel kike.

>>514154764
Thats it, you’re done. I’ve hacked your address and will be showing up in 3 days to cut your head off.

>>514153983
What can the possibly do in a coffee shop, when I'm picking to go coffee and I can see the entire process from start to finish? Also, most fast food places here are staffed more or less by jeets, they're afraid to fuck with your food because they'll get deported asap if anything like that happens. For proper restaurants I agree, tipping around 10-15% is the norm.

>>514151846 (OP)
No. That tip is $5 max.

>>514151846 (OP)
you will get $1, and not a penny more. not my problem. (I only go out to eat once every 4-5 years, so when they claim they will remember me, they wont lol.)

>>514151846 (OP)
When I was a kid 10% was considered the norm for tips. Sometime in the 2010's it got bumped up to 20% as the norm and now these faggots are asking for 30%? I think I'm just going straight no tip for the rest of my days. These pussies aren't "victims" they WANT to keep the tip system because they make way more than they're worth and the only ones that suffer are customers.

>>514151846 (OP)
30% is why you are getting pocket change.

10-20% the the scale between average and great service. Unless you wipe my ass you aren't getting 30%
30% is more than the restaurant is making on a dish after expenses.

>servers routinely make more than minimum wage via tips
>30%
>if customers stop coming like she wants she loses her job entirely

>>514151846 (OP)
30% tip. No. Your shit restaurant can go under.

>>514151846 (OP)
I'm just not gonna buy your slop at all, I haven't touched a single restaurant since the scamdemic. From what I gather all I'm missing out on is high prices, bad service, and low quality food.

>>514152931
That's not all they do. It's not even 5% of what they do. They also clean, opening and closing duties, run registers, restocking, and are often assisting the back line.

>>514151846 (OP)
some jew waitress cunt trying to get an extra 10% tip

>>514151846 (OP)
>times it

>>514151846 (OP)
>10.75$
Dude that's way too fucking mu-
>then times it by THREE
lol I wish I could go to the US, even just on vacay, and tip them nothing at the end of the fucking meal. Waiters might get 1-2 bucks because it's a tough world out there but waitresses ain't getting a DIME off of me for bringing me food I paid for and MAYBE refilling my glass once. Kill yourself. I'd rather give the 5 bucks tip directly to the cook, if anything.

>>514151846 (OP)
I hate how bitches write. It's like they're stuck being 12.

>>514152785
In America you don't have to pay servers the minimum wage to waiters because of tips
>>514152881
They already do

>>514151846 (OP)
So, we're just ignoring the fact that the calculatiins are wrong? I guess it's supposed to be bait and I fell for it.

>>514158409
once a waiter team up with my wife over my decision to ask for a jar instead of a much cheaper glass refill, they double down on it. pissed me off until I caved and order the glass... waiter was nowhere to be fucking seen to refill my glass. On another ocasion she asked for the jar me and my kids asked for to be served without ice, because she thought we would get more liquid that way... the fucking jiuce was warm, not even room temperature. I no longer live with that woman nor gone back to that place

>>514151846 (OP)
I literally don't go out to eat, I can make delicious food by myself, and it costs very little which enables me to splurge my monies on other things, simple as. And if I would eat "out" in a restaurant I'm perfectly capable of getting my food straight from the cook, I don't need any middlemen. Eating is not about pretending u king and others serve you (that's some gay ass shit), it's about calories and good taste.

>>514157660
cooking is fun too, it's just a bonus that it makes quality food very affordable

Beef
Salt
Water

I make this everyday. Fuck your restaurants

>>514151846 (OP)
>pay me $32 to spend a total of under 2 minutes serving your table

>>514151846 (OP)
30% tip is way too much in America. It's 10%, 15% and 20% depending on service. 0% or a coin if they're actively shit.

>>514153651
Chick Fil-A takes about twelve seconds to take your order and bring it to your table, and I have never had them ever make a mistake, no tipping

>>514152243
I still tip 15% for good service, 18% for great service and 8% for mediocre service.
I don't go below 8% because my government is so dumb they tax at least 8%, even if no tip was given.
Unless the waitress was a fucking cunt, I won't make her lose money serving me.
20% and above must come with a happy ending.

>>514158544
So esentially you are giving extra money to the owner not the worker?

>>514151846 (OP)
>your bill: 107.53
>final total: 107.53

>>514160708
Nigga, mediocre service is 0% and a bad review.

>>514158089
kek

Tips are given for exceptional service. If all you do is bring me a soda and ignore me for an hour, you will get exact cash.

>>514151846 (OP)
Here's a tip: Don't Feed the Yao Guai!

>>514155189
FAFO

>>514151846 (OP)
>30% tip
Fuck off.
Be grateful I give a 10% your employers wont.

Service workers aren't the only ones struggling in this economy and my food better come with a fucking tug if you want that much.

>>514160708
I did not know canada taxes tips.
What a shit hole we olive in.
Tax and spend pedophiles in office that's all that is.

>>514158504
I thought we all knew that women are mental children with adult bodies. Twelve is actually a good spot to be stuck at. Typically it's single digits.

>>514161476
Grateful is right. If I give you one dollar, you should be happy. It's free money you wouldn't have otherwise gotten. You're fucking welcome.

>>514160708
>>514161520
they make the provincial minimum wage so they don't even have that excuse of being paid 2 dollars an hour like Americans. Obscenely overpaid dickheads. Don't give them a fucking nickel

>>514151846 (OP)
You only tip before tax not after tax. So the bill was probably $100 dollars. Give that cunt $5 dollars.

>>514151846 (OP)
are you still supposed to tip if you get sub-par service?
if so, what the fuck is the point of the system?

>>514162244
They want you to, but despite what you might have heard, most of us don't.

>>514151846 (OP)
>times it by 3
I don't think this is proper grammer.

>>514151846 (OP)
tipping is a mistake and gives waiters the wrong idea

>>514162330
>grammer

>>514151846 (OP)
But my name is not Bill, and it's spelt You're

>>514152043
tell that to american natal care units

>>514162443
You strike me as a Kyle.

>>514151846 (OP)
10.75 * 3 = 32.25 you retarded nigger.

Furthermore, I demand the immediate public release of all information related to Jeffrey Epstein's sex trafficking business.

>>514153654
why are you carrying that around? why are u letting your wife shit in bags?

>>514162568
What if it lists more blue than red?

>>514151846 (OP)
This is years old. The current minimum you should tip is 40%. And that’s the absolute minimum. Suggested nowadays 50%-70%

>>514151846 (OP)
I will tip my pizza guy 30 to 50% always because I get fresh hot pizza and I don't have to worry about a DUI.

>>514151846 (OP)
>times it by 3

>>514162785
So... $5. Or nothing if the service is bad.

>>514151846 (OP)
Everyone in the US needs to just stop tipping altogether and force employers to actually pay their employees instead of pitting their workers against their customers.

Walmart is trying really hard to pull this shit now, too, making you put a tip by default for deliveries. Delivery drivers will straight up sabotage your order if you don't tip. And most old people don't know how to change the default 10% tip. That shit adds up.

>>514160955
Mediocre means average.
Which means they don't make (or lose) a cent with me.
Terrible service deserves what you described.
>>514161520
Tips are taxed on their declared value at a minimum of 8%.
Too many tips in cash waitresses never put on their taxes.
>>514161836
Depends on the province.
Here, they have a special minimum wage, which is lower.
However, they rarely earn less than 30 bucks/hour.

When a waiter wagie asks for a tip just say you're Jewish and Jewish people never tip

>>514151846 (OP)
>times it by 3
Can someone here explain to me why the most fakest and gayest of blatantly made up bait gets so much replies in the board? Do people not think or use their brains here?

>>514151846 (OP)
I tip kind of generously when people deserve it, I had a lady act like this though so I told them they can have the tip they deserve and handed them a penny, they didn't say anything else

>>514152043
depends on service provided... I took my son to a fancy brazilian steakhouse recently for a celebration and it was like $400, and those faggots included tip... so I had a great meal, and then left feeling like a cheap ass because I was going to tip well but they automatically took it, so why would I tip anything at that point..

>>514163991
Already including the tip or writing their preferred amount on the bill makes me want to tip even less. Fucking entitled faggots.

>>514151846 (OP)
Where are they gonna go after getting replaced by an iPad on wheels?

>>514151846 (OP)
I tip based on performance and professionalism.

I'd only tip 30% if the waiter did a backflip or something. Otherwise, great service gets 20%.

Last week, I tipped 5% ($2.17 on a 40-something bill) at a Chinese restaurant because the waittress didn't come up to me within the first seven minutes of my being there. To make the lunch discount on time, I had to get up and hurry to the maitre d' (who was also waiting tables himself) and make my order to him. My intended waittress was busy, but the building only had a few guests. She didn't even run up to me and give me a "I'm so sorry I will be right with you!" she ignored me until it was time for my food.

I literally only gave a tip at all because I'm a semi-regular customer and I didn't want to risk drama or getting banned (the owners are kinda weird).

>>514162525
even if my name was Kyle I would not hit you good sir

>>514164282
That thing will Tazer the shit out of you if you don't leave 30% tho.

>>514164282
That 30 on the screen is a warning, not a suggestion
>You have 30 seconds to comply with 30%

>>514163991
this happened to me last week for a job lunch. they fucking automatically included it for this shit meal and normal boring service. i literally couldn't say no. it made me never want to tip a single cent ever again. fuck these people. i work harder than that for the same pay and i never got a single extra cent

>>514151846 (OP)

>we don't get VAT like eurocucks!
>haha, pooland has 8% VAT in restaurants!
>land of the free!
>mandatory 30% tip + sales tax

I wish those were just internet jokes, but they really are like that, family was to NY recently and you get mandatory 20% tip added on terminal, non-modifable.

>>514152564
Calling a SHITALIAN a SPIC is WILD

>>514164838
>OH WELL I HAVE YOU KNOW THAT AMERICA IS LIKE REALLY BIG AND THAT'S WHY HAVE BIG TIPS

>>514153187
It used to be move the decimal.
Then they started screeching about 15%.
Now we're here.
Slippery slope isn't a fallacy when it's the entire playbook.

>>514151846 (OP)
The rest if the economy does the same thing and we all end up strangling eachother

>>514151846 (OP)
> don't go out to eat

k

>>514151846 (OP)
>times it by
how to tell you're dealing with someone who stopped learning math in 4th grade

>we decided to upcharge you an additional 30% after the deal was agreed upon
how did this ever become an acceptable practice?

>>514151846 (OP)
I will move the decimal TWO places to the left.

>>514157787
Cool. That's what your average worker does at McFaggot's and they don't work for 2 dollars an hour plus tips.

>>514151846 (OP)
>press no tip button
>leave

30% tip is nonexistant even in good times.

>>514151846 (OP)
>30% tip
lol go fuck yourselves

I'd grab my own food and drink from the kitchen if it saves me that much

>>514151846 (OP)
Nobody tips 30%.

>>514151846 (OP)
I tip by tit size
Bigger the tit, bigger the tip

>>514151846 (OP)
Your bill is $107.53.
Is the server non-white, tip = $0.00
Is the server white, tip = $2.47

>>514151846 (OP)
As a rule of thumb when I see shit like this in a restaurant I tip 1%
Because fuck you. If you can’t serve with a smile then get a job at McDonalds.

hard pass

>>514160843
It depends either cut goes to the owner, or the owner steals it. Either way you have to pay taxes on it, it's why waiters are such ass kissers in the states

>>514151846 (OP)
30%? Are these cunts out of thier fucking minds? I MIGHT tip 20 bucks with a 2-4 person dinner for exceptional service.

>>514164282
You insert the tip in quarters like it's a vending machine. Then it gives you the food (it was the wrong order)

>>514152564
This is a disgusting pajeet D&C shill. Ignore this animal. He posted about beef because he identifies with eating cow shit. It used to be that all memeflags were kikes, but now the vast majority of them are jeets paid by kikes.