Thread 514160973

>Why do you think you should be spared?
How do you answer, /pol/? Remember we're about to make contact with a superior species.

>>514160973 (OP)
I have some neat trinkets. Like pocket lint and a funnel

America’s support for Israel is grounded in both our values and in the Word of God. In Joshua 1:9, the Lord commands, ‘Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.’ That same courage defines the people of Israel today as they defend their homeland against relentless threats. And it must define America as well. We cannot falter, we cannot waver — for when we stand with Israel, we stand with freedom, with justice, and with the promises of Almighty God.

>>514160973 (OP)
I know the human secrets of Chicago deep dish pizza and Dutch oven bread.
If it can convince Beerus to spare humanity, I can convince this overgrown albino taking to spare us
One slice of pie is all it'll take

Kill me and be done with it because if you don't, I shall kill you or die in the attempt. Suffer not the alien to live.

shit i can think of anything, i guess we should be killed!

>>514160973 (OP)
I am the pinnacle of the human race.

>>514160973 (OP)
because I'm gonna die anyway, just wait bro

>>514160973 (OP)
I correctly identified the Jews, I passed your test

>>514160973 (OP)
I watch a lot of alien tentacle hentai

>>514160973 (OP)
I fuck

>>514160973 (OP)
>but ye shall surely die!
GOOD

>>514161328
>fighting a 10ft 250IQ bodybuilding god
You're applauding stupidity.

>>514160973 (OP)
I'll make them my almond bread that taste amazing with pancake syrup on it

Do it faggot.
Born to heat death.
Universe is a fuck.
Kill all planets 187J3X1.
I am Swordman.
10e32 destroyed dimensions.

>>514160973 (OP)
I'm a fungi to be around.

>>514161087
nobody concerned with this blatant JIDF poster?

>>514160973 (OP)
Being humorous always works

>>514160973 (OP)
false flag, illuminate have researched space for decades, they can grab a space rock and make it look like it's a space ship, also they can clone shit and make chimeras, aliens are fake and gay, we need to hammer down some of them and research their DNA privately, they will have human and animal mixed DNA.

>>514161869
What if he just mag dumped the cunt?

>>514160973 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_GxGVeO09A

I shouldn't be spared but I would take great joy in helping them genocide the skitskins and jews first. I only ask that I am saved for last so I can watch them die first. At the very least let me watch india and israel get irradicated please ayyy lmaos.

>>514160973 (OP)
I’m not an evil globohomo jew

>>514160973 (OP)
Because I can cook and fix your house. But what do their women look like? At least give me an honorable death by snu snu or lifelong captivity and service to alien gf.

>>514160973 (OP)
>...
I don't, please kill me and every other lifeform upon this (((planet))).

>>514160973 (OP)
Because I'm not jewish.

>>514160973 (OP)
I don't care to be spared, I just want jews to get btfo.

>>514161983
>What is the deal with bald albino aliens? Did God figure you'd go above and beyond looking for Him to demand satisf-ACK!

>>514160973 (OP)
>>Why do you think you should be spared?
"Sit down space nigger, let me tell you about the jews and my final solution."

>>514160973 (OP)

You can't "spare" me because you can't kill my soul and spirit, much less my body, but my God (who is far superior) is going to wipe the floor with you, fallen angel.

>>514160973 (OP)
Humans have always lied to themselves about their gods. Why would this be any different? Just live a good life be kind to others and live with sky daddy watching you.

>>514160973 (OP)
I'll gladly become a part of a zoo.

>>514160973 (OP)
I'll be the one asking them why they should be spared. I've seen what kinds of sick, pervy shit they do for fun. They're not immune to IEDs.

>>514160973 (OP)
I still have so much gooning in me

>>514165680
Better get it all out while you can.

>>514160973 (OP)
Because I'm a pretty cool guy.