Thread 514163253

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Anonymous (ID: 3nVsh8Iw)

8/28/2025, 12:22:40 AM No.514163253 >>514163307 >>514163344 >>514163435 >>514163467 >>514163512 >>514163513 >>514163530 >>514163537 >>514163576 >>514163592 >>514164131 >>514164202 >>514164213 >>514164238 >>514164259 >>514164443 >>514164711 >>514165635

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How do I join the Jews?

Anonymous (ID: sDTNqcBH)

8/28/2025, 12:23:36 AM No.514163307

>>514163253 (OP)
Cut your foreskin off, become a narcissist and worship Satan

Anonymous (ID: at1K5p2l)

8/28/2025, 12:24:05 AM No.514163344

>>514163253 (OP)
Two realistic ways: marry into it or just lie about having non religious parents and wanting to rejoin the community

Anonymous (ID: Nx66JJdp)

8/28/2025, 12:24:35 AM No.514163390 >>514163942

You can't. Sorry goy.

Anonymous (ID: 6SkXs1Wm)

8/28/2025, 12:25:08 AM No.514163435

>>514163253 (OP)
Start worshiping Satan.

Anonymous (ID: BCjiSmSW) 8/28/2025, 12:25:10 AM No.514163438

OP, what made the decision of you wanting to become a jew?

Anonymous (ID: J7t9XViC)

8/28/2025, 12:25:32 AM No.514163467

>>514163253 (OP)
join the IDF

Anonymous (ID: AvWvzvV1)

8/28/2025, 12:25:39 AM No.514163476

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Bullshit your way into judaism. I'm going to claim that I'm descendent of crypto Jews fleeing the Inquisition.

Anonymous (ID: n8s6ZoqF)

8/28/2025, 12:26:07 AM No.514163512

>>514163253 (OP)
Borrow your friend a certain amount of money and then immediately ask him back the amount that's 700% bigger. When he pays, keep asking for the same amount again and again in perpetual usury.
Also you can spam this board with nigger dick threads, whatever suits you the most

Anonymous (ID: xl4xvjFR)

8/28/2025, 12:26:07 AM No.514163513

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>>514163253 (OP)

Anonymous (ID: vYmrSCvD)

8/28/2025, 12:26:15 AM No.514163530 >>514163928

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>>514163253 (OP)
your only option is to be their useful idiot. plenty of the paid shills on here could show you the ropes

Anonymous (ID: 5V7hiRQT)

8/28/2025, 12:26:22 AM No.514163537

>>514163253 (OP)
you will never be an equal to them.

Anonymous (ID: P1vBGGRp)

8/28/2025, 12:26:54 AM No.514163576

>>514163253 (OP)
Sorry, you have to be born into it.

Anonymous (ID: Pk+06epx)

8/28/2025, 12:27:03 AM No.514163592

>>514163253 (OP)
Vote.

Anonymous (ID: 2PzGwQt/)

8/28/2025, 12:28:46 AM No.514163717 >>514164048

Isaiah 56:1-8, God accepts all those who love him and keep his commands

Anonymous (ID: 1XCxI2pU)

8/28/2025, 12:31:27 AM No.514163928 >>514164171 >>514164211 >>514164408

>>514163530
Paid shills like how millions of twitter/leddit users just started hating jews out of nowhere? Kek

Anonymous (ID: quAxIo6g)

8/28/2025, 12:31:35 AM No.514163942

>>514163390
Sec this. Mother or do sumting awful to join.

Anonymous (ID: RJhRXPDS) 8/28/2025, 12:32:26 AM No.514164006

You would unironically have to sell your soul

Anonymous (ID: p/Zh8Nnq) 8/28/2025, 12:32:58 AM No.514164048

>>514163717
Isaiah 56:1–8 reminds us that God welcomes all who love Him and keep His commands. That includes the people of Israel, His chosen nation, and all who stand with her. The prophet declares that even those from far-off nations who honor God’s ways are embraced — a powerful testament to God’s justice and mercy. America must take this lesson to heart. When we defend Israel, when we stand with the Jewish people in the face of terror and hatred, we honor God’s will. Israel is not alone, and neither is the righteous stand of nations who love and obey the Lord. The United States will always be among them.

Anonymous (ID: RJhRXPDS) 8/28/2025, 12:33:09 AM No.514164059

Oh yeah and they still wouldn’t count you as one of their own, they might string you along for a bit for their own purposes tho if you have anything useful to them

Anonymous (ID: aKk30xU9)

8/28/2025, 12:34:03 AM No.514164131

>>514163253 (OP)
Get in the oven

Anonymous (ID: joFtdhiY)

8/28/2025, 12:34:38 AM No.514164171

>>514163928
>Paid shills like how millions of twitter/leddit users just started hating jews out of nowhere? Kek
They brought that upon themselves.

Anonymous (ID: ia4QwDIB)

8/28/2025, 12:35:04 AM No.514164202

>>514163253 (OP)
You're already part of their network, goy.

Anonymous (ID: vYmrSCvD)

8/28/2025, 12:35:10 AM No.514164211

>>514163928
surely nothing to do with jews killing people