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Anonymous (ID: UxFV+a4y) United States No.514175780 >>514175884 >>514175936 >>514175958 >>514175977 >>514175979 >>514175982 >>514176007 >>514176029 >>514176064 >>514176087 >>514176110 >>514176137 >>514176145 >>514176146 >>514176158 >>514176184 >>514176222 >>514176245 >>514176246 >>514176253 >>514176269 >>514176449 >>514176503 >>514176504 >>514177153 >>514177211 >>514177841 >>514177969 >>514178163 >>514178344 >>514178431 >>514178609
I have a job interview with him tomorrow
What should I do?
Anonymous (ID: dgWtrhO/) United States No.514175883
pee in his face
Anonymous (ID: fXv9oxES) United States No.514175884
>>514175780 (OP)
Rule #1. You can't bullshit the Chit. So don't even try.
Anonymous (ID: BuH4EOHq) United States No.514175936
>>514175780 (OP)
Shake his hand firmly look him in the eyes and say the word faggot.
Anonymous (ID: 4tGiaIPL) Canada No.514175958
>>514175780 (OP)
.....
Anonymous (ID: yVOsiGSk) United States No.514175977 >>514176253
>>514175780 (OP)
Ask him if he likes to crossdress
Anonymous (ID: sdDNVUyg) United States No.514175979
>>514175780 (OP)
Bring Food.
Show up Naked.
Anonymous (ID: gEfwwboe) United States No.514175982 >>514176315
>>514175780 (OP)
Ask him why he didn't arrest the tranny who was shitposting on 4chan before he shot up a catholic school.
Does he only care about himself?
Anonymous (ID: 6evdJTEi) United States No.514176007
>>514175780 (OP)
wear a wire or record it all obviously
post webm
will wait itt until tmrw
Anonymous (ID: fExDQDY2) United States No.514176029
>>514175780 (OP)
Plant a bug then wait and listen.
Anonymous (ID: u9K8zn4g) United States No.514176048
More like Gaytona Beach
Anonymous (ID: lxzQWzWQ) United States No.514176057
Something very painful
Anonymous (ID: wGUK9lkE) Germany No.514176064
>>514175780 (OP)
Praise Israel for their brave law enforcement in Gaza. Almost a job guarantee. Not even kidding.
Anonymous (ID: r8BAwpiz) United States No.514176087
>>514175780 (OP)
*PLAPLAPMAPAPLAPLAPALPALPLAPLAPLAP*

YESS CHITWOPD YESSSS

MKAE BABIES BABIES BABIES
Anonymous (ID: gs69Vnkg) United States No.514176110
>>514175780 (OP)
Greet him in Hebrew and give him the ol' lion's paw and get in on the inside.
Anonymous (ID: psNPikxE) No.514176137
>>514175780 (OP)
Open up /pol/ on his computer when he's not looking
Anonymous (ID: 39Ue+RmP) United States No.514176145
>>514175780 (OP)
Ask him for an escalator ride.
Anonymous (ID: xkZiFxPd) Canada No.514176146
>>514175780 (OP)
Tell him I said hi fag
Anonymous (ID: rrg4un+y) United States No.514176158
>>514175780 (OP)
Ask him what his favorite 4chan meme is, then share yours to build rapport
Anonymous (ID: dMY6fj46) Ireland No.514176184
>>514175780 (OP)
Ask him what he meant by this
Anonymous (ID: u9vM6o5y) United States No.514176210
>>51417578
demand that he release his /pol/tard political prisoners
Anonymous (ID: BN2w1xUI) United States No.514176222
>>514175780 (OP)
Tell him I've been a good boy Mr Chitwood sir.
Anonymous (ID: /Se3ZLXD) Finland No.514176245
>>514175780 (OP)

If you don't want that job just start drinking right now so you are full drunk at time of interview. Works fine here.
Anonymous (ID: HEzji2uu) Finland No.514176246
>>514175780 (OP)
ask him to suck your dick and show him a paper that says he's legally required to do so
Anonymous (ID: 1ZHOpBe+) Switzerland No.514176253
>>514175780 (OP)
>>514175977
>Ask him if he likes to crossdress
And ask him if he's gay
Anonymous (ID: LTCnYZN+) United States No.514176269 >>514176315 >>514176467
>>514175780 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: LTCnYZN+) United States No.514176315
fuck
>>514176269
>>514175982
Anonymous (ID: xkZiFxPd) Canada No.514176361
Tell him traps are gay
Anonymous (ID: QMgvsSN9) United States No.514176369
tell him you know jon minadeo and
>PUT THOSE
>LEGS UP IN THE
>SKYYYYYYYYYY
Anonymous (ID: okIJZH4r) United States No.514176449
>>514175780 (OP)
I wouldn’t do anything, I’d listen to he has to say. And that’s what no one did.
Anonymous (ID: xkZiFxPd) Canada No.514176467
>>514176269
More like gaydar
Anonymous (ID: u90uelfk) United States No.514176503
>>514175780 (OP)
smack his cheek off...pound him out in the bathroom.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hkgoPgUvsMk
Anonymous (ID: UlyWn8mT) United States No.514176504
>>514175780 (OP)
go into the interview semi-hard
Anonymous (ID: Mz48riKM) United States No.514177087
share the good news of peace with Almighty God through faith Jesus Christ, God's Only Begotten Son, specifically through faith in the life, death, burial, resurrection and accession of the Man, Christ Jesus, the Lord of Glory, who came to save sinners and give eternal life to all who believe. Invite him to repent, and call upon the Name of the Jesus Christ, invite him to pray and surrender all his life to Christ and ask for forgiveness of all his sins, and to declare that he believes that Jesus is Lord and that God raised Jesus from the dead.
Then .... if he does that ... invite him to be baptized, and then read Romans chapter 6 together.
Anonymous (ID: DwtYkMOw) United States No.514177153
>>514175780 (OP)
do NOT kiss chitwood on the lips without consent
Anonymous (ID: OqapHQ43) United States No.514177211
>>514175780 (OP)
Lick his taint
Anonymous (ID: 5ecmYB/1) United States No.514177841
>>514175780 (OP)
wear your yamulke
Anonymous (ID: krGhG4y7) Finland No.514177969 >>514178241
>>514175780 (OP)
he already knows everything about you, you’re walking into his trap
Anonymous (ID: rY4UeDAW) United States No.514178163
>>514175780 (OP)
Tell him to renounce the talmud
Anonymous (ID: u9vM6o5y) United States No.514178241
>>514177969
>hello mr. chitwood im here for my interview
>not so fast anon, you are under arrest for what you posted on /pol/
Anonymous (ID: 7iXqDgkJ) United States No.514178244
Show him this
Anonymous (ID: 8O73A1xn) United States No.514178344 >>514178614
>>514175780 (OP)
This guy is badass. He perceives everything as a threat and has no concept of internet satire. He is a chud's kryptonite
Anonymous (ID: 93lGlfyD) No.514178431
>>514175780 (OP)
Beg him to let you suck his dick
Acolyte Of Chitwood (ID: 6xv/sXcS) No.514178609
>>514175780 (OP)
''Job interview'' huh? sounds like a threat to me.
Anonymous (ID: sdDNVUyg) United States No.514178614
>>514178344
Dick Golden was excellently cast.
kek
Anonymous (ID: ok/xeVe2) United States No.514178937
bring him another star