Anonymous
(ID: fXv9oxES)
8/28/2025, 3:12:09 AM
No.514175884
>>514175780 (OP)
Rule #1. You can't bullshit the Chit. So don't even try.
Anonymous
(ID: BuH4EOHq)
8/28/2025, 3:12:55 AM
No.514175936
>>514175780 (OP)
Shake his hand firmly look him in the eyes and say the word faggot.
Anonymous
(ID: yVOsiGSk)
8/28/2025, 3:13:27 AM
No.514175977
>>514176253
>>514175780 (OP)
Ask him if he likes to crossdress
Anonymous
(ID: gEfwwboe)
8/28/2025, 3:13:30 AM
No.514175982
>>514176315
>>514175780 (OP)
Ask him why he didn't arrest the tranny who was shitposting on 4chan before he shot up a catholic school.
Does he only care about himself?
Anonymous
(ID: 6evdJTEi)
8/28/2025, 3:13:48 AM
No.514176007
>>514175780 (OP)
wear a wire or record it all obviously
post webm
will wait itt until tmrw
Anonymous
(ID: fExDQDY2)
8/28/2025, 3:14:05 AM
No.514176029
>>514175780 (OP)
Plant a bug then wait and listen.
Anonymous
(ID: wGUK9lkE)
8/28/2025, 3:14:31 AM
No.514176064
>>514175780 (OP)
Praise Israel for their brave law enforcement in Gaza. Almost a job guarantee. Not even kidding.
Anonymous
(ID: r8BAwpiz)
8/28/2025, 3:14:56 AM
No.514176087
>>514175780 (OP)
*PLAPLAPMAPAPLAPLAPALPALPLAPLAPLAP*
YESS CHITWOPD YESSSS
MKAE BABIES BABIES BABIES
Anonymous
(ID: gs69Vnkg)
8/28/2025, 3:15:15 AM
No.514176110
>>514175780 (OP)
Greet him in Hebrew and give him the ol' lion's paw and get in on the inside.
Anonymous
(ID: psNPikxE)
8/28/2025, 3:15:35 AM
No.514176137
>>514175780 (OP)
Open up /pol/ on his computer when he's not looking
Anonymous
(ID: 39Ue+RmP)
8/28/2025, 3:15:40 AM
No.514176145
>>514175780 (OP)
Ask him for an escalator ride.
Anonymous
(ID: rrg4un+y)
8/28/2025, 3:15:55 AM
No.514176158
>>514175780 (OP)
Ask him what his favorite 4chan meme is, then share yours to build rapport
Anonymous
(ID: dMY6fj46)
8/28/2025, 3:16:10 AM
No.514176184
>>514175780 (OP)
Ask him what he meant by this
Anonymous
(ID: u9vM6o5y)
8/28/2025, 3:16:44 AM
No.514176210
>>51417578
demand that he release his /pol/tard political prisoners
Anonymous
(ID: BN2w1xUI)
8/28/2025, 3:16:49 AM
No.514176222
>>514175780 (OP)
Tell him I've been a good boy Mr Chitwood sir.
Anonymous
(ID: /Se3ZLXD)
8/28/2025, 3:17:04 AM
No.514176245
>>514175780 (OP)
If you don't want that job just start drinking right now so you are full drunk at time of interview. Works fine here.
Anonymous
(ID: HEzji2uu)
8/28/2025, 3:17:05 AM
No.514176246
>>514175780 (OP)
ask him to suck your dick and show him a paper that says he's legally required to do so
Anonymous
(ID: QMgvsSN9)
8/28/2025, 3:18:45 AM
No.514176369
tell him you know jon minadeo and
>PUT THOSE
>LEGS UP IN THE
>SKYYYYYYYYYY
Anonymous
(ID: okIJZH4r)
8/28/2025, 3:19:51 AM
No.514176449
>>514175780 (OP)
I wouldnβt do anything, Iβd listen to he has to say. And thatβs what no one did.
Anonymous
(ID: u90uelfk)
8/28/2025, 3:20:39 AM
No.514176503
Anonymous
(ID: UlyWn8mT)
8/28/2025, 3:20:39 AM
No.514176504
>>514175780 (OP)
go into the interview semi-hard
Anonymous
(ID: Mz48riKM)
8/28/2025, 3:28:28 AM
No.514177087
share the good news of peace with Almighty God through faith Jesus Christ, God's Only Begotten Son, specifically through faith in the life, death, burial, resurrection and accession of the Man, Christ Jesus, the Lord of Glory, who came to save sinners and give eternal life to all who believe. Invite him to repent, and call upon the Name of the Jesus Christ, invite him to pray and surrender all his life to Christ and ask for forgiveness of all his sins, and to declare that he believes that Jesus is Lord and that God raised Jesus from the dead.
Then .... if he does that ... invite him to be baptized, and then read Romans chapter 6 together.
Anonymous
(ID: DwtYkMOw)
8/28/2025, 3:29:24 AM
No.514177153
>>514175780 (OP)
do NOT kiss chitwood on the lips without consent
Anonymous
(ID: krGhG4y7)
8/28/2025, 3:39:36 AM
No.514177969
>>514178241
>>514175780 (OP)
he already knows everything about you, youβre walking into his trap
Anonymous
(ID: rY4UeDAW)
8/28/2025, 3:41:59 AM
No.514178163
>>514175780 (OP)
Tell him to renounce the talmud
Anonymous
(ID: 8O73A1xn)
8/28/2025, 3:44:15 AM
No.514178344
>>514178614
>>514175780 (OP)
This guy is badass. He perceives everything as a threat and has no concept of internet satire. He is a chud's kryptonite
Anonymous
(ID: 93lGlfyD)
8/28/2025, 3:45:35 AM
No.514178431
>>514175780 (OP)
Beg him to let you suck his dick
Acolyte Of Chitwood
(ID: 6xv/sXcS)
8/28/2025, 3:48:18 AM
No.514178609
>>514175780 (OP)
''Job interview'' huh? sounds like a threat to me.
Anonymous
(ID: sdDNVUyg)
8/28/2025, 3:48:29 AM
No.514178614
>>514178344
Dick Golden was excellently cast.
kek